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New haircut - I'm such a god damned hipster.
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Not fat. Still has hair.

Edit: now a little bit fat, but working on it using a combination of yoga and indoor rock climbing. The hair is still hanging in there, but has migrated cover pretty much the entire rest of my body.

Edit 2: No more rock climbing - blew out the tendons in my elbows. Sigh. Aging carcass. Muay Thai instead.
I guess I should put some serious stuff in here.
Grew up in Australia, emigrated England 15 years ago. Accent is still fully intact, as is my abhorrence of class prejudice, love of barbecue and low opinion of soccer as a sport for grown men.

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Exciting developments [ecosnippets.com]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 17, 2018:
Year round solar home heating. No more boiler, no more heating bills. As long as it isn't corrosive, use the existing radiator infrastructure in your home. Panel on your roof, reservoir tank for the fuel, pump and catalyst hooked up to your thermostat, et voila!
When was the last time that you were in love?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 17, 2018:
2004.
Biden gives war criminal & torturer in chief a "freedom" medal! Almost as ironic as giving drone ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 17, 2018:
Some sort of link would be nice...
Merkin A sheep skin donut for the randy cocksman and a v-shaped vaginal area sheep skin for sultry ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 16, 2018:
I used to have a cat named Merkin McFurry.
519 points until level 8
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 16, 2018:
I've got a few hundred to go 'till 7. You scratch my back...
Just chilling on a mild Friday eve. Post a pic of your evening or whatever time it is there.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 16, 2018:
Pinned under a naked young lady! Well, it was bath time...
Slightly off topic, but has anyone wondered why certain words DONT exist?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 16, 2018:
I like gruntled for contented, and couth for polite.
Survey: Apple iPhone users are more likely to be emotional, egotistical liars UPDATE: The ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 16, 2018:
All I know is that iPhone users seem to get a bit peeved when I say 'You paid HOW MUCH?! BAHAHAHAHA!!'
It's so funny how people assume all atheists are liberal, arrogant, conceded, assholes who wants ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 16, 2018:
What's the old saying? I love children, but I couldn't finish a whole one.
Question for men: short hair on women. Like it or leave it?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 16, 2018:
I've had lovers with long hair, short hair, flapper bobs, pink hair, purple dreadlocks, shaved heads - it really doesn't matter to me, as long as it sets off their face.
Question for Women: Short Hair on Men. Love it or Leave it?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 16, 2018:
I've had very short, short-to-medium and long at different stages in my life. Must say, haven't noticed any huge difference in the amount of feminine attention I've received.
Men Say They Want A Smart Women...Until They Date One | I Heart Intelligence.com
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 16, 2018:
Have had some flings with lasses who weren't the sharpest knives in the draw. But that was more about mutual lust. I've had four long term relationships in my life, and each of those ladies had... wit. Not just smart, but quick on their feet conversationally. My darling soon-to-be-ex-wife (we're separated, but not divorced yet) is a university lecturer in neuroscience. For me? It's not important, it's essential.
If you were to give a die hard trump supporter your top ten hit list of things that no rational ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 16, 2018:
1. Lying. Just lying. Lying all the time, on every occasion, on every subject.
WTF? The "Wild West Cometh!" Will people who make dynamite be next? [msn.com]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Oh well, you could always just sell the gun, I guess. I really don't get the American gun thing, and I've owned to of them in the past. Sold them when I moved to Sydney 'cause range fees were ridiculous.
Grinspoon [m.youtube.com]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 14, 2018:
https://youtu.be/PXyplMT2dWI
Capital punishment?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 13, 2018:
It doesn't work as a deterrent, it's expensive and innocent people die. The death penalty just doesn't work.
I want to fall in love and be loved. I wonder why that is so hard
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Cyberhug.
Our father was diagnosed with dementia and the begging stages of Alzheimers.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Read. Read up as much as you can on his particular variety of Alzheimer's - there are many different sub-types, and each can have a different pathway. Forewarned is forearmed. And yeah, communicate with others in your situation - it's good to feel like you're not going through this alone.
Who thinks asking inane questions is a good way to get points?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Wow, that's meta.
Political Beliefs
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 13, 2018:
See, my problem with libertarianism is it seems to do nothing to address systemic inequality of access.
The new norm is trying to silence those you don't agree with here.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 12, 2018:
Pffft. You're getting riled up about being blocked from a conversation on te interwebz? And somehow it's the liberals who are snowflakes...
I’m just wondering if ppl say “have a blessed day” in other parts of the country.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 12, 2018:
Ask them if they've read or watched The Handmaid's Tale.
Terror-free Slovakia completely refuses Islam and won't allow a single mosque
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 12, 2018:
Terror free Sultanate of Brunei is 100% muslim.
What is the trait you most dislike in others?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 11, 2018:
Xenophobia
[mintpressnews.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 11, 2018:
Sorry, but this article is saying that Israel is supplying weapons to neo-Nazis. That's a pretty extraordinary claim backed up with no evidence.
From a friend up north.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 10, 2018:
Are you one of those guys who call people 'snowflakes' but lose your mind at two guys kissing?
Trump declared November 7 as a national day for Victims of Communism.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 10, 2018:
Cool, so when's he going to speak out about China's persecution of the Uyghurs?
What do you think about the ideas linking patterns of thinking to being a follower of religion ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 10, 2018:
It's a pretty well established link. Sensation seekers tend towards liberalism, security seekers tend towards conservatism. These aren't fixed attributes, however. There's been studies that show that if you scare people, they become more conservative, and conversely if you make people feel safe and secure they tend to be more liberal.
This is still one of my favorite Metallica songs.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 10, 2018:
For me it was Master of Puppets. But that very quickly lead to Stormtroopers of Death, Possessed and Slayer. Then down the spiral to Morbid Angel, Death, Carcass, Repulsion...
What are the biggest challenges you face as an atheist?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 9, 2018:
None. I live in England and work in nuclear power generation. Athiests all over the shop.
What is a childish thing you still do while being an adult?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 9, 2018:
The most childish thing I still do is yo momma.
[usatoday.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 9, 2018:
And he lost to her. Isn't that a lovely thing.
In my office at university.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 8, 2018:
Put on inappropriate music.
Can We Guess Your Education Level Based On The American History You Know?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 7, 2018:
86%. Not bad for an Aussie living in the UK.
How much does a shit-ton weigh?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 7, 2018:
Sounds bigger than the Australian equivalent, the fark'n hoip - usually found in multiples. "Baz! Got any beers, ya cunt?" "Fark'n hoips in the Esky, grab one ya deadshit."
This is kooky and somewhat funny yet I sort of feel there is an argument here.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 7, 2018:
Won't click - daily mail.
BREAKING NEWS: Jeff Sessions is Out-MSNBC 2:48 PM - At Trump's Request I am Submitting My ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 7, 2018:
Ooh, looks like someone's shitting himself about impeachment now that he's lost the house!
How much does a shit-ton weigh?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 7, 2018:
Is a shit-ton bigger than the metric equivalent, the shit-tonne?
Who Were You In High School?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 7, 2018:
Nerd, smart-arse, chatterbox, smoker, metal head, scrawny as hell and looked 15 at the age of 18. Not good with the ladies, except as mates. Didn't really hit my stride till uni.
[friendlyatheist.patheos.com] Girl bye ?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 7, 2018:
Oooh, deliciously schadenfreudey.
Had a great trip, Ft.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 7, 2018:
Safe travels.
Anyone else have family that says "im going to miss you when you're in hell?"?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 7, 2018:
This does raise philosophical issues. If heaven is supposed to be free of pain, how can they miss you? If they don't miss you, are they really 'them'?
I'M BACK.... [youtu.be]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 7, 2018:
https://youtu.be/Ldh04Olynrw
How close is too close?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 7, 2018:
Only if I get to wear her underwear.
OK not to rain on anyone's parade but I'm going to take a contrarian position about tonight's ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 7, 2018:
Fight the gerrymandering of the house and senate in favour of rural areas. That's the Democrats best bet.
I say NEVER again to Bible studies.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 5, 2018:
Gawd. That plus Duterte. Stay strong, lady.
Dating on this site
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 4, 2018:
As I'm in the UK and this is a US dominated site, I'm not holding out a huge amount of hope. Just here for the banter, really.
I'm just gonna put this one out there.....
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 4, 2018:
Nawww, everyone loves a satanic cuddle.
Omg bloody cow! I’m in level 2 and don’t know what I did . I’m getting there. Arriba!
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 4, 2018:
Hey, I got to level 6 basically being a smart arse on other people's posts!
So, wondering if you have a sex playlist, and if so, what song(s) you'd recommend?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 3, 2018:
Given that a lot of the music I listen to charges along at 200+ BPM, I'd rather not set myself unachievable goals at this stage of life.
What is the most underrated movie in your opinion?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 1, 2018:
I'm an antipodean so... Bad Boy Bubby Romper Stomper Gallipoli Once Were Warriors Rabbit Proof Fence Peter Jackson's first three - Bad Taste, Meet The Feebles and Brain Dead The Piano
What are your halloween plans?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 31, 2018:
Provide lollies. Take kids out to seek lollies. Lollies.
Wish I were a pet owner
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 31, 2018:
Casual elegance.
If you could make a rule that everyone had to follow, what would it be?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 31, 2018:
Don't say anything to the ladies that you wouldn't want the biggest guy in prison to say to you.
Are there novels that changed the way you think?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 31, 2018:
Not sure if they changed the way I think, but they certainly helped me articulate it. Foucault's Pendulum - Umberto Eco The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series - Douglas Adams The Discworld series - Terry Pratchett Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas - Hunter S Thompson The Culture series - Iain M Banks The Diamond Age - Neil Stephenson
What Would You Tell Your 18-Year-Old Self?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 30, 2018:
Relax. There are some rather beautiful young ladies out there that will find your scrawny white arse sexually attractive. Thank the lord, chicks are weird.
Teehee. This made me laugh.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 30, 2018:
American possums are nasty lookin'. Australian possums are super cute.
"Very well written proposal.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 30, 2018:
Bugger. Better go write some papers so that you can experience a different facet of academic rejection, I guess.
Did popularity ever matter to you throughout High School Years?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 30, 2018:
Popularity always matters when unpopularity can mean getting your head kicked in. I was too loud to fly under the radar. Looked about 2 years younger than I was, and skinny as a rake. Nerd in junior high, started smoking in the boys room and listening to heavy metal in senior. Got bullied pretty regularly until I gave one of the bullies a black eye. Couldn't wait to leave.
Helpful tips you learned as an adult?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 29, 2018:
With any Windows product, always wait for service pack two. Microsoft beta test by selling stuff and waiting for the error reports. If you get wasted, your going to crash. Accept this as inevitable part of the experience. The alternative is junkydom. Hallucinogenics will give you amazing insights into the human condition that you will forget within thirty seconds. Learn to love the ephemeral beauty of buddha-goldfish syndrome. Pay your rent and bills first. Women cop lots of vile shit when you're not around. As a reasonable guy, you won't see a lot of it, because the arseholes tend to back off in your presence.
Would you consider yourself difficult to get along with, deal with, or live with?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 29, 2018:
For a twisted little weirdo, I'm surprisingly easy to get along with. It's the combination of an extroverted personality and a reasonable degree of empathy, I guess.
Hello Agnostics! I’m glad to have stumbled on this site.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 29, 2018:
G'day!
Hello everyone! I'm Ian and I might not dislike you!
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 29, 2018:
Well, I like that you don't tear holes in fresh bread.
So you're an Atheist?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 27, 2018:
This entire post is word salad worthy of Deepak Chopra or David Blender Salesman Wolfe.
If you could have any sci-fi gadget or technology, what would you choose?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 26, 2018:
I love Culture ship names.
Experience 2001: A Space Odyssey on one of the biggest screens in the UK, with 10 times the image ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 25, 2018:
Where?!
What are your favorite lyrics?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 25, 2018:
Well you didn't wake up this morning 'cause you didn't go to bed You were watching the whites of your eyes turn red The calendar on your wall is ticking the days off You've been reading some old letters You smile and think how much you've changed All the money in the world couldn't buy back those days You pull back the curtains, and the sun burns into your eyes You watch a plane flying across a clear blue sky This is the day your life will surely change This is the day when things fall into place 'This Is The Day' - The The
Hmm... we haven't heard any Opeth in awhile... here's Face In the Snow ? [youtu.be]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 25, 2018:
These guys have gone on one hell of a musical transformation, and yet maintained their integrity and individuality. Kudos to the talented Swedish bastards.
What are your favorite lyrics?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 25, 2018:
Pull up to your sterile home You're drained Bite the heads off of your kids Chew them well They taste like you Just slam the door "Well Paid Scientist", the Dead Kennedys Great lyric delivered with the venom of a radioactive mutant wasp by Mr. Biafra.
And they tell us we must vaccinate
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 25, 2018:
Can I thoroughly recommend you read 'Bad Science' by Ben Goldacre?
What is the funniest gift you have received?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 24, 2018:
When I came to the UK, the first job I got was as a teacher of Religious Education (oh, the irony) for a six month placement, ending in December. My year 11 kids (16 year olds) did a term of Marriage & Relationships, and we had wide ranging discussions on how marriage had evolved over time, various marriage traditions, gay marriage, what constitutes a good relationship etc. At the end of the year, they gave me a lovely present consisting of... A riding crop with a feather in the end A novelty cat o' nine tails And a pair of furry handcuffs. Should have known what the buggers had planned from the sniggering.
How to reply when someone says 'have a blessed day'
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 24, 2018:
I usually say "Ta, have a good one yourself". But after reading and watching The Handmaid's Tale, it does creep me out a bit.
This will be my first post here, and it is very difficult to write, as silly as that may seem.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 23, 2018:
Shy wave and small but twinkly smile from across the Atlantic.
People seem to be surprised when they find out that I listen to bands like Tool or Pantera.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 22, 2018:
People are surprised that I know a few origami folds, and that I have no tattoos.
What's the best response to "why are you so quiet'?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 22, 2018:
I have too many voices in my head already.
Who has the most brutal sounding vocals?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 21, 2018:
This lady. https://youtu.be/a98LI-arNS4
Are You A Freethinker Or A Follower?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 21, 2018:
I used to be a contrarian arsehole. Now I'm just an arsehole. I tend not to follow my intuition, because my intuition tells me to do things like jam pencils into the necks of people who annoy me in work meetings.
So I was just telling the kiddos about some of the most influential characters in my life.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 21, 2018:
Apart from my folks, David Attenborough (reverence for nature), Terry Pratchett (morality), TISM (general attitude to life).
My family now knows that I don't believe in a God.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 21, 2018:
It may be because your mum sees your rejection of god as a rejection of her. Maybe try a light hearted response? "I love you, mum, but I think god's too busy setting up Duterte as Marcos Mk II and firing hurricanes at us to worry about my little brown butt."
It sucks being a antitheist being surrounded be theist.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 20, 2018:
Give their children fossils.
Inspirobot Meme generator is fun........ [inspirobot.me]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 20, 2018:
This one's my favourite...
Where should I go?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 20, 2018:
Wet and green? Rolling hills? No-one giving a shit about your religion, or lack thereof? Sounds like most of the UK. Just don't move here until we find out how fucked brexit is going to leave the economy.
What was something you once believed and later discovered you were wrong
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 20, 2018:
That sales taxes (GST, VAT etc) are inherently regressive and disproportionately effect the poor. Looking at the Scandinavian countries, as long as they are combined with a high minimum wage and strong social safety net, then the working class are ok. And they have the advantage that they are difficult to evade. The wealthy can avoid income and capital gains taxes, but they still have to spend money.
Who missed me?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 20, 2018:
(tips fedora in the lady's direction)
What is the most embarrassing style you've ever worn/had?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 19, 2018:
Hippy, tropical skinhead, 90's grunge scruff.
Things I have never done.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 19, 2018:
Get my voice retrained, and learn to play a musical instrument to a non-shameful public performance level.
Hey. I am new to the site, and hope to meet some cool people!
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 19, 2018:
I'm an evil meat puppet. Avoid me like the plague.
Do only humans have a soul? What is a soul? Would you ever trade yours for anything?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 19, 2018:
I don't think there is such a thing as a soul. I reckon our consciousness is inseparable from its biological seat. The level to which other animals share our mental abilities is an area of constant research.
Do we ever truly get over childhood hurts?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 17, 2018:
I had a dad who was smart, funny, occasionally affectionate, frequently angry, and could never be satisfied. I fear I have become him, and rail against it.
Senator Elizabeth Warren has been proven to be a liar! She claimed to be Native American to take ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 16, 2018:
Well, she had some native American ancestry, 6-10 generations back. So, when is Trump going to pony up the 1 million dollars he bet that she had none?
This one is great to do mindless work to. I'm baking. [youtu.be]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 16, 2018:
Glitchy!
What are you really good at that you wouldn't put on your C. V?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 16, 2018:
Death metal vocals and moshing.
King for a day...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 15, 2018:
I reckon I'd ban the private practice of law. All legal cases, criminal, civil and family, everyone gets randomly assigned lawyers from a pool of specialists, all paid by the state. Everyone, from the homeless vagrant to the multinational corporation, gets the same level of representation. Justice no longer for sale.
How much is gas where you are? This pic was today at Costco (cheapest in the area) Lutz, FL
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 15, 2018:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasoline_and_diesel_usage_and_pricing
Why are you here
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 15, 2018:
I like insulting the intelligence of people from around the globe.
More on Australia's wildlife
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 14, 2018:
Australia: where even the herbivores will fuck you up. https://youtu.be/MrRAO_vG_K4
Found this on church property.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 14, 2018:
I think that fossils are the perfect gift for the children of creationists.
I'm hoping that people here are more open minded than self described atheists.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 14, 2018:
Maybe they aren't involved in group think. Maybe they're just right, and you're just wrong, and you don't like that.
As a group of mostly open minded people, I am surprised by the number of persons who are openly ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 14, 2018:
Hmmmm, bitchy, passive-aggressive post followed up by patronising insults to anyone who responds negatively. If you keep having negative experiences on social media, ever thought that the problem may not lie with everyone else?
The Most Important Scientist You’ve Never Heard Of | Mental Floss
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 13, 2018:
My favourite scientist. Dude should be legendary.

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