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Not fat. Still has hair.

Edit: now a little bit fat, but working on it using a combination of yoga and indoor rock climbing. The hair is still hanging in there, but has migrated cover pretty much the entire rest of my body.

Edit 2: No more rock climbing - blew out the tendons in my elbows. Sigh. Aging carcass. Muay Thai instead.
I guess I should put some serious stuff in here.
Grew up in Australia, emigrated England 15 years ago. Accent is still fully intact, as is my abhorrence of class prejudice, love of barbecue and low opinion of soccer as a sport for grown men.

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Today at the gym some dude was yelling and screaming at the screen while running on his treadmill. ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 18, 2018:
You have referred to a man behaving in an entitled and inconsiderate way negatively. I predict an avalanche of butthurt broflakes. In fact, I can already hear the distant cries of 'Misandry!' and 'Not all mensss!'
Confort or challenges?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 18, 2018:
I like comfort. Challenges seem to have their own way of seeking me out.
What are some of the biggest scientific breakthroughs??
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Plate tectonics - underpins all of earth sciences. The modern synthesis of genetics and evolution. Quantum mechanics.
How many places have you lived in your lifetime?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Moved around a bit as a kid, but mainly grew up in Nowra, a big-ish town about 100 miles south of Sydney. Beautiful surroundings, but the town itself is pretty white trash ('bogan' in the local dialect). From 18, various share houses around Sydney, mainly in the Epping/Eastwood area or the inner city. Then off to the UK, first Cambridge, now Manchester. Probably lived in around 30 different houses in my lifetime?
Manscaping???
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 17, 2018:
I'm a freakin' wookie. Way too much effort would be required to make me look good as opposed to just thread bare.
How often do you watch the news?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 17, 2018:
Infojunkie.
How important are someone's writing skills when communicating online? Does the person's writing ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 17, 2018:
I'm a big fan of wit. Too bad I've only got a half.
What is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 17, 2018:
Be orally pleasured whilst on acid. Like m&m's, you too can come in different colours.
Since this is my Facebook ? Just wanted to share that I have a job interview, today. I'm super ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 17, 2018:
I think about how motherfucking sharp I look when dressed up for an interview. Dressing up always helps with the confidence.
What are some great movies with philosophical meanings behind them??
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 17, 2018:
Mr Pickles. Even a satanic mass murdering border collie can have a heart of gold.
What's something that is popular right now that annoys you?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 17, 2018:
Working class people voting conservative. May as well just hand them the lube and say 'be gentle'.
Ok is it just me or does anyone else's skin crawl when they hear/read the much over used word ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 17, 2018:
Worse is the Australianism, 'yummo' (gags).
What are the articles of clothing you hate to wear but must at certain times? For me, I abhor ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 14, 2018:
Boxers. I hate flippy-flopping all over the place. In the words of Kramer, "my little man needs a house!"
Having a lonely night. I'm usually content in my own company but I'm human...Show me you pets! I ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 14, 2018:
Jet, who's usually black but had been rolling in chalk drawings the kids did. Luna, pretending to be a plant. Two black cats, born on Halloween.
Any punk fans on here?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Definitely. I pretty much listen to anything fast - punk, ska, thrash/death metal, gabber house etc. At the moment, I need cheery stuff so it's NOFX and Frenzal Rhomb on high rotation.
If you could only pick one...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 10, 2018:
No books.
Favorite Author? Just one!
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Iain Banks, by the shortest of noses.
Do you like to fly?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 1, 2018:
I love flying, but only during the day. I'm over 6 foot and have only ever been able to afford cattle class, so sleeping is out of the question. Yes, the actual process of getting on the plane is a pain, but I'll happily spend the whole trip starting out the window. I'm a geology nerd, so I love the perspective.
"Your western morality is based on Judeo-Christian values" If I got a penny each time I was told ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jun 14, 2018:
Our morality is based on the philosophy of the Enlightenment, which was vigorously opposed by the religious establishment of the time.
Any Die Antwoord fans?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 23, 2018:
Yup. Shouldn't work, but does.
Trip hop mix... Bristol forever! Tricky - Hell is Round The Corner [youtube.com] Portishead ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 20, 2018:
1 - Love the Chris Cunningham video to Only You. 2- The Avalanches are from Melbourne.
How about a thread of covers? (I have a strange love of them) [youtu.be]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 18, 2018:
I have no idea what you mean...
How about a thread of covers? (I have a strange love of them) [youtu.be]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 18, 2018:
https://youtu.be/ZDJkd6nL25g
How about a thread of covers? (I have a strange love of them) [youtu.be]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 18, 2018:
https://youtu.be/QHpU0ZfXZ_g
How about a thread of covers? (I have a strange love of them) [youtu.be]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 18, 2018:
https://youtu.be/HqwvNmG651Q
Just putting this out there...I will NOT be watching the apparent upcoming royal wedding! (Edited to...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 15, 2018:
As a republican (not the American kind) Australian trapped in the UK, I have no skin in that game.
Do most men really like large breasts?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 12, 2018:
That's like asking a man dying of thirst if he prefers still or sparkling.
Basic survival skills
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 12, 2018:
I was poor. Repairmen cost money.
Famous last words. What do you think the best last words will be? I heard NDGT say that the last...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 11, 2018:
I like Tim Minchin's of a plaintive 'Who's the world going to revolve around now...?'
What do you to make yourself feel sexy?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 9, 2018:
I have a party suit. It's white, with a fine turquoise and yellow check pattern and a matching turquoise satin lining. It was made in the 70's by JC Penny and I have a matching trilby made of proper rabbit fur felt of the same vintage. It makes me feel pimptastic, and I've worn it to everything from painfully hip nightclubs to warehouse raves to death metal gigs, and it always gets complements.
What do you to make yourself feel sexy?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 9, 2018:
I have a party suit. It's white, with a fine turquoise and yellow check pattern and a matching turquoise satin lining. It was made in the 70's by JC Penny and I have a matching trilby made of proper rabbit fur felt of the same vintage. It makes me feel pimptastic, and I've worn it to everything from painfully hip nightclubs to warehouse raves to death metal gigs, and it always gets complements.
What's the nicest thing you've ever done for another person?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 9, 2018:
I dunno, lots of little stuff, I guess. Lots of helping ladies with prams negotiate public transport. Lots of spending time with oddballs at uni who otherwise might have felt pretty isolated. Lots of making my bipolar/unipolar depressive friends cry with laughter when the black dog was visiting. Lots of sanctuary provision to geeky kids at the library I used to work at. Little bits and pieces - can't think of any grand gestures, I'm afraid.
What distopian world would you choose to live in?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 9, 2018:
As an Australian, has to be Mad Max.
Going down, down, down, down, down, with JJ Cale and Leon Russell. [youtube.com]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 9, 2018:
Aww, I though that you'd posted this for a second... https://youtu.be/GSNgXDV62RQ
Here's one for all my blockees though they can't see it. ?[youtu.be]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 9, 2018:
I haven't had to block anyone yet! Now, excuse me while I bask momentarily in the warm glow of male privilege.
My parents are very religious. You can't go five feet in their apartment without seeing something ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 9, 2018:
You're doing good, lass. You've taken huge steps, and the occasional backwards step ain't changing that trajectory. Strength and endurance to you.
What atheist music do you listen to?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 7, 2018:
Does blatantly satanic death metal count?
Mither to pester or annoy, usage stop mithering me I don't want to be a mither from Northern ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 6, 2018:
Never heard it until I moved to Manchester. Took me ages to tell whether it should be spelled with a 'th' or a 'v'.
I'm feeling a wee bit melancholy this evening. Okay, let's be honest, I'm feeling sorry for myself. ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 5, 2018:
https://youtu.be/Wtak7jJmv8o
I’m wondering if folks find it more difficult to have friends with religious beliefs, or friends ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 5, 2018:
Here in the UK there isn't the same 'religious bloc' thing happening politically.
Who likes jokes??? Tell me your favorites!! I wanna hear them all! Lol! You tell me one, I'll tell ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 4, 2018:
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop. BANG! BANG! BANG! Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop. An Amish drive-by.
Here we go.. will this office serve non religious Americans?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 3, 2018:
Let's all join the Church of Satan! Statues of Baphomet in every school!
Help! I just asked a nice old lady in a hardware store if she knew if they had good hoes there. ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 3, 2018:
Hel is a seaside resort in Poland.
Sweden makes sex info films for immigrants - The Local
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 3, 2018:
How to really annoy conservatives: respond to every point they make with "But Sweden."
Anybody listen to Moby?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 3, 2018:
Know who he is, but not a big fan. If I want downbeat groove, I'll stick to Massive Attack, Portishead and Lamb. Maybe Bjork.
When I was a kid, hardly anyone talked about plastic surgery. These days, you mention Botox, nobody ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 2, 2018:
When my wife came back from the beautician, I told her they'd overplucked her eyebrows. She looked surprised.
Three songs that meant a lot to me when I was a teenager [youtube.com] [youtube.com] ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 2, 2018:
Debaser is perfection.
Chemtrails your thoughts
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 2, 2018:
I think they are evidence that basic science needs to be taught more effectively in schools.
When I was a kid, hardly anyone talked about plastic surgery. These days, you mention Botox, nobody ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 2, 2018:
Badoom tish.
Does anybody like progressive music?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 2, 2018:
I was in a short lived band that did progressive death metal versions of the first three Star Wars soundtracks. Does that count? It sounded like this... https://youtu.be/T72JBPdk0aQ
What are you guys listening to at the moment? For me it’s “Above These City Lights” by Agent ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 2, 2018:
Punk in Drublic by NOFX, a split LP with NOFX and Rancid, and the Distillers first album. Going through a bouncy punk phase.
How long...?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 2, 2018:
Two years and counting...
How do you date?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 1, 2018:
I don't know. I've never been on a date.
Having just a skoshy bit of fun here: ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Hircismus: And ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 1, 2018:
I've just finished a kickboxing class. I'm definitely suffering from hircismus.
What are two things you would change in your life that you know would make it significantly better?....
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 1, 2018:
Double my income and halve my temper.
So, I was driving (in Australia) back from Canberra to Goulburn last night. It was around 9pm. ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 1, 2018:
Weird. Especially as there's pretty much bugger all between Canberra and Goulburn. Possibly one of the locals from those little decaying towns that got bypassed when they redid the Hulme Highway. Mighty strange folk left behind in those places.
How would you respond to this?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 1, 2018:
So God had a plan for everyone, right? Then why is his plan for so many to die of malnutrition in a refugee camp before they reach the age of five?
Seeking more adjunct or teacher advice- I’ve said before that I’m a teacher at a prison, and ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 1, 2018:
A completely inexperienced teacher dumped into prison with no support?! They should be kissing your feet for finishing the semester.
Tell Me- Bros [youtu.be]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 1, 2018:
Bros made it to America?!
Korean Peace I don't think anyone wants to see efforts to calm things down on the Korean ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 1, 2018:
It's nothing to do with Trump. North Korea is entirely dependant on the good will of China. They've had a 'quiet word'.
[youtube.com] A little drunk, so as usual, I am re-living the 90s.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 1, 2018:
That bass beat.
Downtime hobbies
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 30, 2018:
I'm trying to manage a divorce and help raise 4 kids, two of whom are on various spectrums (spectra?). What is this "down time" you speak of?
Politness and Courtesy
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 30, 2018:
When I was a shaven headed, goatee'd metalhead dressed head to toe in black I went out of my way to be polite. Never lost the habit.
"Mom, what are those black hairs sticking out of your nose?"
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 30, 2018:
I had my first nostril and ear wax about six months ago. I'm ludicrously hirsute in the facial department - untamed, my ears could challenge a koala and I look like I sneezed my beard. The upside is that I still have a full head of hair in my mid-forties.
I went for a walk along the San Andreas fault line yesterday and felt an overwhelming transcendent ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 29, 2018:
I'm with you on that one. Many moons ago, I climbed Mt Rinjani in Indonesia, and from the top you could see the entire volcanic arc curving away. Very glad I did a geology degree.
Which news site you trust most?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 28, 2018:
Guardian for a left-ish perspective, The Times for the right.
Flat Earther relative?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 27, 2018:
Maybe try and talk to him about other cool science related shit (I dunno, peacock spiders, non Newtonian liquids, latest developments in prosthetics - anything out of left field) and hope that curiosity about real stuff overtakes the conspiracy bollocks.
No perfect anything. Change my mind.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 27, 2018:
There are plenty of songs I know that you couldn't add anything to or take anything from and improve them. They are perfect as they are.
What’s your guilty pleasure song?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 27, 2018:
Ok, as an aging Australian death metal head... https://youtu.be/c18441Eh_WE
Die Antwoord - Enter The Ninja (explicit version) [youtu.be]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 27, 2018:
https://youtu.be/K8nrF5aXPlQ
Willing To Relocate?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 27, 2018:
That's how I ended up stuck in Manchester. Don't get me wrong, there's definitely worse places in the world to be trapped, but my essence is Australian.
What are the best 80s songs?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 27, 2018:
https://youtu.be/BptQHAW2T5M
What are the best 80s songs?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 27, 2018:
https://youtu.be/PVyS9JwtFoQ
What are the best 80s songs?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 27, 2018:
https://youtu.be/wDk6fvkEp2k
What are the best 80s songs?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 27, 2018:
https://youtu.be/RZ2oXzrnti4
Mistaken Identity
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 27, 2018:
Weirdly, I used to get Ewan McGregor. Like, on multiple occasions. Not for a while, and I never saw it.
Movie Star Crush
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 27, 2018:
Not a movie star, but I've been on a bit of a 90's Grrrl Rock jag lately (Breeders, Garbage, L7, Veruca Salt etc. etc.) so... Adalita Srsen from Magic Dirt. And as no-one outside of Australia will have any idea who she is, here's a video. https://youtu.be/AJPq2c8wxFE
I'm reading a novel and in it there's so much passion. The earth shattering desperation of two ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 27, 2018:
I guess I've been lucky. I've had four long term relationships, and all started out in what one lovely lass termed "the Coitusphere" - a hermetically sealed chamber where the two of us consumed - no, gorged on each other, drunk with lust. It'd be nice to feel that heat again. I hope it's still possible.
The next time someone asks you, "What's your sign?" respond with, "Astronomical or Astrological?" ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 26, 2018:
"What's my sign? Stop." *Walks off*
What's the first thing people typically notice about you? It's my goatee for me
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 26, 2018:
That I look like a hipster without the douche-baggage.
INCEL - explanation please
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 26, 2018:
Creepy, vicious, hate-filled arseholes who can't get laid because they're creepy, vicious, hate-filled arseholes so they hang out in a virtual echo chamber with other creepy, vicious, hate-filled arseholes.
How do people describe you?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 26, 2018:
That daft Australian.
What accent ( French, Spanish, etc.) do you like? I love a Scottish accent! The red hair is nice ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 26, 2018:
I've moved to Manchester. I confess I find the local accent... not attractive. If you've ever watched Shameless or Ideal or heard a member of Oasis speak, you'll get the picture. Edinburgh Scots is nice. As is Irish, just not Northern Irish. And Bjork's mixture of Icelandic and Cockney is just too cute for words. And for some reason, Yolandi Visser's staccato obscenity laden high pitched Afrikaans rap just does it for me. Those elements should NOT work, but... PS I have an Australian accent that had been rounded out by over a decade of living in the UK... *drops voice an octave* ladies...
This still makes me laugh (FB) Angry Kangaroo in Rut [facebook.com]
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 26, 2018:
This is my personal favourite... https://youtu.be/JUz93v_s18A
Captions!!
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 26, 2018:
Ever seen captions on kids TV that has no actual verbal content? Bloody hilarious.
What's the one thing you tried but will never do again?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 25, 2018:
Coke. It's like nitrous bulbs for rich people.
What is one big thing you want to accomplish this year?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 25, 2018:
Move house and renovate the new one.
No longer science fiction! A good thing that will be used for bad or Evil? A Company Announces...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 25, 2018:
Move to the UK or Seattle if you're worried. They'll get lots of pictures of clouds.
I dropped this here because I wasn't sure where else to do so. It's about artwork. I've been ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 25, 2018:
Dali. Vermeer. Giger. James Gleeson. Banksy.
Where do you draw the line in criticising another nation on social media?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 25, 2018:
As someone who only opens his mouth to change feet, I just tend to wade in and deal with the ire later.
"Arrogant ignorance" is a phrase I use often when referring to conservatives and Trump supporters ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 25, 2018:
Unfortunately, it takes another cis-gendered male, because those arseholes won't listen to anyone else. That's where us dudes have a responsibility to fucking step up and not stand for bullshit when we are confronted with it.
I am on a dating site and I contacted a gentleman and we spoke on the phone last night. We have a ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 25, 2018:
I've got two lovely mates who are both Anglican priests of the liberal stripe. We have interesting discussions on morality and politics. Worth a go.
Is anybody curious about how members came up with their online names?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 25, 2018:
In real life I am a satanic clown. You do NOT want to see my balloon animals.
If you can retire early, what you will do in your Life?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 25, 2018:
Take some vocal lessons. Take the kids on holiday back to Australia. Design 3d sound systems for nightclubs, so that the DJ could literally drop the bass on the dance floor.
This giggle is needed as I am grading social psych study proposals that say "amount of participants ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 25, 2018:
That was my first thought too. "I'll have 500kg of participants, please."
Hello all, I'm quite new here, but am going through some really awful experiences with my family ...
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 25, 2018:
It's a horrible situation, and it sounds like you are the lightning rod for the huge amount of grief and tension that is shot through your family right now. This may sound weird, but maybe try to apologise to your mum. NOT for being who you are, be proud of that. But tell her your sorry that it causes her pain, and that was never your intention. She probably sees your rejection of something she holds so dear as a failure on her part, so maybe try to tell her about the positive things you have gained from your relationship. Shit, I hope there are some. Anyhoo, wishing you strength and endurance from the other side of the pond.
Should we have intelligence thresholds for voting?
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 24, 2018:
How about this? Everyone gets one vote. BUT... On the back of the ballot are four multiple choice questions. All are of a factual nature, and are randomly assigned from a pool of 100 questions that are advertised before the election. They might include: What percentage of permanent residents in this country were born elsewhere? What percentage of the total social security budget goes to unemployment benefits? What percentage of the budget is spent on foreign aid? etc, etc. However many you get right is how many votes you get.
What was the worse thing you ever ate? For me it was pickled herring.
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 24, 2018:
Salted licorice. Had a Dutch mate who was mad for the stuff. Dubelzalt had to be the most deliberately unpleasant foodstuff in the world.
Tell me, the loneliest you've ever felt
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MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 24, 2018:
I'm fairly gregarious guy, so my loneliness has been temporary and shallow thankfully. Being an Australian trapped by circumstances beyond my control in the UK, however, leaves me with homesickness that aches like a badly healed fracture.
I'll bet that 90% of members posting in this discussion have never held much less owned a firearm....
MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 24, 2018:
Sigh. Just one point. Stop saying that violent crime in Australia increased after the gun laws were tightened. This is utter bullshit. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/australian-guns/

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