Man, 48, Manchester, UK
Not fat. Still has hair.
Edit: now a little bit fat, but working on it using a combination of yoga and indoor rock climbing. The hair is still hanging in there, but has migrated cover pretty much the entire rest of my body.
Edit 2: No more rock climbing - blew out the tendons in my elbows. Sigh. Aging carcass. Muay Thai instead.
I guess I should put some serious stuff in here.
Grew up in Australia, emigrated England 15 years ago. Accent is still fully intact, as is my abhorrence of class prejudice, love of barbecue and low opinion of soccer as a sport for grown men.