Favorite MORNING songs.

Duke comments on Apr 24, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rh8gMvzPw0

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Very nice choice!!

Weiners! Weiners everywhere!

Captnron59 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Dachshunds were bred to pull wolverines out of their hole. Vicious little fuckers

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@Captnron59 Haha!!! I didn't even know wolverines lived in holes I am learning a lot here lol !!!

@Admin I'm unable to leave any return messages from my cell. 10:38am Tuesday 4/24

IAMGROOT comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Hmm, I was just able to reply on a message thread I have going using my phone. I assume you're on the mobile app and not using a browser, right? I have an Android OS and things are working for me. If you are getting some sort of error you should share that with @Admin.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

The post is addressed to admin bro !!! I have the same issue :)

Telling women not to do things because "it's not safe" is a big pet peeve of mine.

Donotbelieve comments on Apr 24, 2018:

To be frank, women are more likely to be harmed by someone they know. It's usually someone they trust, and the female may even be a defenseless child at the time of the incident. Telling those women to be careful is not only a slap to the face, but it insinuates that if the had been more ...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Absolutely correct... most victims of sexual assault / child molesting / violence are within family units or very close circles ... !! The answer is make sure men who breach this are held to account properly, or imprisoned for longer sentences reflecting the damage they cause. While women are taught to confidently defend and notice these signs in males. You don't have to be physically stronger to put down any man .. just know how ..

The magical missing post on blocking reminds me of a site pet peeve that others have expressed in ...

twshield comments on Apr 24, 2018:

How about a archive that only senate members have access to. Sometimes these post would need to be referenced.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@ScienceBiker I do think an archive is a good idea and I also think yes it's a hell of a lot of server space in ten years!! Tough ... How about archive them for say two months ??? or one month then they auto delete off a script allowing more space to open up on the drive. It is undoubted you can get most data back (most) but not all.. off Most (most but not all) drives.. I have the tools .. Most of the best forensic analysis tools are on Kali Linux .. which is what data recovery is really ... forensics. Luckily I don't think admin will have need to be forensically analysing too much lol!! :) So can I say you are both right lol ??

Seems legit

Coldo comments on Apr 24, 2018:

And there is ...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Hahahaha!!! properly funny ..

Me after finding out what men really k. Just heeeeelllll no.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

LMFAO

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@Blindbird mate standard sadly. Planet earth is blue and there's nothing i can do!!

Hard life...

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

When they say... oh you are so honest but you are too honest. What too honest for your dumb ass? Heard that a time or two.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Me & you both. Too honest & too kind lmfao.

Telling women not to do things because "it's not safe" is a big pet peeve of mine.

NicoleCadmium comments on Apr 24, 2018:

It's very difficult to get away from the male/female predator/prey dynamic. Our nearest equivalents in intelligence (Dolphins) frequently mate through rape. It's there at an instinctive level in humans, too. Occasionally, males rape other males (and occasionally females sexually assault males and ...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@phxbillcee Spot on @phxbillcee

Telling women not to do things because "it's not safe" is a big pet peeve of mine.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Statistically, women are much, much more likely to be attacked by someone they know than some random.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@Blindbird You male attack stats were a little off but the whole post isn't .. :) The other problem with male rape is less likely to be reported .. often male kids messed with never came forward. If so it would be likely 20 / 30 yrs later ... So you may well be more right than you imagine!! Bit of grey area in some respects. Jeff is bang on :)

What would you say to God if when you died you were faced with him?

idlopalev comments on Apr 24, 2018:

sup! (That's what I would say)

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

YO god !!!! :)

Sometimes when I think there’s a lull, I try to post questions that promote critical thought, ...

stinkeye_a comments on Apr 24, 2018:

My first post went over like a lead balloon. I'm still traumatized. :P

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Your posts are some of the most clear on here @Stinkeye_a Pretty sure you make more sense than most of us put together mostly.

Seems legit

Mofferatu comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Cunning creatures.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

It's waiting for someone to pick it up lol !!!!

Sometimes when I think there’s a lull, I try to post questions that promote critical thought, ...

Rugglesby comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I am socially challenged, an aspi, plus being somewhat culturally isolated, so my questions for critical thinking don't translate as well as I would like. I seem to have trouble expressing exactly what I mean. So I tend to keep them a bit diluted.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@Rugglesby Dude I just say what I see and feel.. I can be very harsh too.. but I know I am fair!! You are a good person matey .. I can tell !! I enjoy reading what you put !!! thanks though :)

What would you say to God if when you died you were faced with him?

SilverDollarJedi comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I would walk up to him utterly baffled... "So you really do exist? You actually created all that shit? What the fuck dude??? Are you a psychopath or were you just drunk??? Either way, fuck off you irresponsible piece o' shit." .... something along those lines...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Awesome!!!!!

Wow.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Oh shit not the Eric Trommater Cloning program I thought it was disbanded.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@Blindbird Imagine!!! what a trip lol ...

Sometimes when I think there’s a lull, I try to post questions that promote critical thought, ...

Rugglesby comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I am socially challenged, an aspi, plus being somewhat culturally isolated, so my questions for critical thinking don't translate as well as I would like. I seem to have trouble expressing exactly what I mean. So I tend to keep them a bit diluted.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@Rugglesby I like your posts and opinion ... I think they are always well thought out, sensitive and well put. You clearly think about what you communicate and care. Which does separate you from 90% of the planet in a very positive way ;)

First I admit that with my chemical allergies, I'm going to be all over this and two after the two ...

misstuffy comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Glad I dont drink, but then there is milk....

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Organic is your best bet .. though more expensive. Or find a local farmer who has forage fed hormone free /steroid free stocks and untreated ground away from other more typical based outfits.

Wow.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Wondered where the boss got off to.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@Rudy1962 Sedate him until he calms .. Maybe he has been cloned - we should check!

Weiners! Weiners everywhere!

Captnron59 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Dachshunds were bred to pull wolverines out of their hole. Vicious little fuckers

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Ahhhh that's why they have such long bodies.. Make sense now... get more hands round em as they are pulling out.

Weiners! Weiners everywhere!

Nickbeee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Wow I know some people who have hooked nose sake DNA for sure lol.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@Blindbird LMFAO!!! Must admit been wondering myself this morning !!

Flapping !!!

SonderOpia comments on Apr 23, 2018:

This is pure awesome.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

It unfolds nicely yeh haha!!!

How hard is it to maintain a bald head??

cvccosplay comments on Apr 23, 2018:

You know what helps for that and actively fights chances of cancer? Aggressive Chemotherapy. But the side effects probably aren't worth it, so nevermind.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Maybe a tad extreme!!! just a tiny wee bit !!

"Raccoon Crushed To Death By Garbage Truck Hits Jackpot With Reincarnation" [theonion.com]

jeffy comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Serious concerns persist about why the baby washes its hands alot and stays up all night screaming "rubbish".

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Haha!!!! it will need a lot of shaving!!!

While I think having a space for higher level members could be good, there are more than a few ...

Akfishlady comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I think in the beginning it was questions about what was acceptable ie nudity etc. I did manage to get some more detailed guidelines here but also don't want to play police to every post made. I think some people are going too far on both sides of this issue. It can be a good place to discuss ...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

@Akfishlady Makes sense to have some idea of what is occurring !! responsible I feel.

While I think having a space for higher level members could be good, there are more than a few ...

bingst comments on Apr 23, 2018:

When it comes to questionable behavior, I don't really pay attention to level. The level comes into play when discussing it with people I know on the site, which this group pretty much represents.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

I think that is a good point .. Also as they may be coming in on new profiles a lot!

Toiletswirl and Coreolis (Just posted a vid on this but this is a better one) ...

RavenCT comments on Apr 23, 2018:

That was awesome!

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

I want to try it lol

Toiletswirl and Coreolis (Just posted a vid on this but this is a better one) ...

Lukian comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I saw that one!! what a great explanation and demo (opposite side of the planet). Good one.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

I found it really interesting !! glad you liked.

Toiletswirl and Coreolis (Just posted a vid on this but this is a better one) ...

sassygirl3869 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Whoa that was cool, ecept when they talked over each other.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Haha!!! totally gave up on that nonsense idea personally !!! :) I wound each one forwards to the paddling pool bits separately!! interesting experiment !

Something people forget to give those of us who've overcome xyz.

alphasoixante comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Yes, respect to everyone! Also, I can now say I respect myself after 44 years. ??

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Congratulations Sir !!! It's massive thing a lot of people will never achieve to be honest isn't it !!

Social Media got biblical.

ejbman comments on Apr 23, 2018:

This is pretty funny, in an ironic sort of way.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Very ironic!!!

Why do we fall in love?

Amisja comments on Apr 23, 2018:

We fall in love because we need each other. People are so frail alone and will (and do) literally die of loneliness. Finding someone who completely enhances your life, who thinks like you, you shares your life goals and who you fancy is wonderful. Staying in love...well I am clearly the wrong person...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

@Amisja Hugs to you too!!! xx without cuddles everyone would be so grumpy !!

To all the English contributors out there, how will you be celebrating St. George's day?

Shaved comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Ha Ha - A large proportion of English folk celbrate St Patricks day because it's an event put on by a Real community within a town or its an event that is sponsored by Drink manufactuer. St Georges day simply isnt. It really is that simple. Isn't it. (I actually thought St George was Irish in ...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Yeh, lets drink Blue Nun on Shirley Temple Day.

Got Too Admire Her.

Marcie1974 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I really admire her. Tried reading HP but after the 4th book gave up because I just wasn't into them. I respect the hell out of her though!

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

@Marcie1974 It's okay perv you are in good company lol !!! They are great books !! Sorta crime detective novels. Very well written.

Happy to get your feedback on how we currently populate post for the main page of the site and how ...

kensmile4u comments on Apr 22, 2018:

I agree with @twshield and @IAMGROOT. By this time next year hopefully you will be faced with the pleasant problem of curating ten thousand posts per day. I suggest sorting all of these through software tools for at least one pass through to keep the workload manageable. The posts with too much ...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Great idea!!!

So, no rapture today.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

My hamster burst into flames.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

@Philosopearl Yep his eyes went all red and he vomited a rainbow then just combusted !!

"Raccoon Crushed To Death By Garbage Truck Hits Jackpot With Reincarnation" [theonion.com]

Tomfoolery33 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

LMAO!

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Hehehe!!!

I love taking photos of abandoned structures, cool buildings, and cemeteries.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Love these Great graph.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

@BohoHeathen @BohoHeathen Your iPhone camera or average decent smartphone really is very good these days. The sky is lovely and rich and the Graphics on the buildings really vibrant !! I never tell people what camera I use.. I have a good one but sometimes best pics come off my phone cam too! pleasure..

Got Too Admire Her.

Marcie1974 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I really admire her. Tried reading HP but after the 4th book gave up because I just wasn't into them. I respect the hell out of her though!

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Try "Robert Galbraith" books which is her pen name !! Books for grown up's .. She wrote under a mans name to upset her Male critics who said she wasn't a serious author !! You might like those ones :)

While many others want to know how to achieve Atheist status, those of us who are, simply revolve ...

Sagittarius20 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

PS. This LEVEL thing sounds so sci-fi... I only joined to meet the guy in the ad for agnostics.com LOL

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

You were definitely not created by God lol ;) x

At 48 yrs old, I'm not too well-versed in the "dating" or "having a boyfriend" areas and need some ...

Marcie1974 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I hate to break this to you but it's been my experience that most guys ARE just looking for sex. I've been *trying* to date now for about 6 months. Over that time I've set up some rules for myself. - If I'm chatting with a guy and he starts talking about sex before we've met then I let him know ...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

That stuff is worldwide matey! grim.

Do you responsibly avoid sharing misinformation?

Anemynous comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Yes, and I also actively combat misinformation. It’s not a good way to make friends.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Hurray! There are not many of us lol.

Do you responsibly avoid sharing misinformation?

IAMGROOT comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I don't see how sharing misinformation would damage someone's health. If you mean that by sharing some misinformation that is used by someone who damages their health as a result, ok. But the act of sharing information in and of itself does no real harm. It may make the sharer look like an idiot, ...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

I think sharing bad health info can be a real negative as there is already so much bad info. Just my opinion.. I found out a diagnosis at 40 that had more accurate info been shared about that generally, I may have found out a whole lot sooner! that is honestly my experience :)

Why do we fall in love?

Nickbeee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

When we see someone we like our brain disconnects from the cortex completely and all sense of previous relationship related pain, (the ex who cut off your dogs head and ate it), vanishes!!! Without this magical chemical reaction we would have no tiny humans lol.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

@kenriley Hehehe!! Ahh boobs do funny stuff mate!!! ;P I made the cortex bit up it doesn't disconnect from the cortex. Watch your dog lol !!

Why do we fall in love?

KlayMorMine comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Because of norepinephrine and dopamine.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

@KarenMorgan I think it's so we get more humans! but possibly a short term state of lobotomy !!! :)

Why do we fall in love?

flowerchild62 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I think it's a chemical ' Imbalance ' LOL

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

LOL spot on .. lobotomy!

What will happen at level 9?

vnufall comments on Apr 23, 2018:

You'll blow up...lol

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Spontaneous combustion.

Cloudscapes and Reflections

gigihein comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Cloud pictures are my favorites.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

I have some more I can upload but not great resolution !! love taking pics of cloudscapes too!! Glad you like!!

Cloudscapes and Reflections

Leutrelle comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Good capture of the reflections.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Thanks !! I love reflections !! seems to be a thing for me.

Cloudscapes and Reflections

gloriadeb comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Love cloud pics. Years ago I belonged to a group that only uploaded cloud photos. The administrator went on to become a storm chaser. Always keep looking up!

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

That is well interesting !!! I do like a bit of lightning !!! :)

Why do we fall in love?

Amisja comments on Apr 23, 2018:

We fall in love because we need each other. People are so frail alone and will (and do) literally die of loneliness. Finding someone who completely enhances your life, who thinks like you, you shares your life goals and who you fancy is wonderful. Staying in love...well I am clearly the wrong person...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

@Amisja Yeh I am not so sure about need!! I do agree people are meant to be social and function better with loving others around em . . Cuddles are most important lol !!!

Not so cheesy but it's a joke! "The Gorilla on the Roof Joke" A man wakes up one morning to ...

FrayedBear comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Proposed cruelty to animal joke. ((((((?))))))

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Also proposed cruelty to humans, so interspecies cruelty!

Why do we fall in love?

LouElmo comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Sorry, couldn't help myself. What's Love Got to Do with It Tina Turner You must understand though the touch of your hand Makes my pulse react That it's only the thrill of boy meeting girl Opposites attract It's physical Only logical You must try to ignore that it means more than that ...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Best answer lol !!!! It's chemical stupidity !! LOL

Why do we fall in love?

Amisja comments on Apr 23, 2018:

We fall in love because we need each other. People are so frail alone and will (and do) literally die of loneliness. Finding someone who completely enhances your life, who thinks like you, you shares your life goals and who you fancy is wonderful. Staying in love...well I am clearly the wrong person...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Different strokes for different folks ;0) For some people and not a tiny amount love is a very difficult concept and will never make sense in a one on one terminology due to their makeup ! So I think it's down to individuals .. as for dying of loneliness https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Proenneke Dick thrived alone for 30yrs .. many do many years more. In the past this was common .. :) We are not meant to be so packed in IMO ! We are all different. The love myth was sold through religion / psychology argues females (according to primate behaviour) are not meant to be monogamous strictly!! I think the truth is somewhere in the middle :)

Why do we fall in love?

KlayMorMine comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Because of norepinephrine and dopamine.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Is that how or why ? ;)

While many others want to know how to achieve Atheist status, those of us who are, simply revolve ...

MacTavish comments on Apr 23, 2018:

What I know can be summed up in 4 words, I don't know shit. Except I'll be a Cav Trooper til the end of my days, you can't escape that.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 23, 2018:

I don't know shit is the most honest thing I have heard on here lol !! Fair play Mr !! None of us do do we !

A love rhyme !!

KKGator comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Gotta bend 'em all up before rigor sets in.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@KKGator You have thought about this a lot haven't you !

A love rhyme !!

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Swoon me with your poetic sentiments.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Proper romance this!!!! with roses in a vase of blood !

A love rhyme !!

Livinlife comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Kinky! Lol

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Masochist deluxe edition!

Reforesting / reclaiming rainforests - Mike Hands .

Nickbeee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Hello @LetzGetReal I tried to message you to say hello but the site denied me lol ! It said I needed a photo. So that was strange!

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@LetzGetReal Yeh it's a proper success story !!! :) thanks !!! It's a good idea for a group !

A love rhyme !!

KKGator comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Gotta bend 'em all up before rigor sets in.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@KKGator lmfao https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Liquid-Nitrogen-Substitute Come on man .. get creative lol Also once done drop it into a bucket then throw in a tub of home made thermite from aluminium powder and plaster of Paris .. in a tin .. few of those over the pieces .. completely vaporised without a trace ;) lol .. that is what I would do just for the fun side lol .. its' not thermite temp but will go right through an engine block still !!

Worst Police Dog Ever - Pluto in hot persuit [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Oh that's hilarious

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Blindbird :)

The most angry bird alive

kenriley comments on Apr 22, 2018:

What kind of bird is that?

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Captnron59 Now that is a Chinese grey but in honesty I have it down for the African ;)

The most angry bird alive

kenriley comments on Apr 22, 2018:

What kind of bird is that?

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Captnron59 okay mate lol Chinese Shrike .... spitting image or just twins ? Certainly closest I can think of for now !! ???

Laughed hard at this Amazon review.

SkotlandSkye comments on Apr 22, 2018:

must be a guy thing....

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Johnsalterego None of your business Johnny boy lol

Cloudscapes and Reflections

LetzGetReal comments on Apr 22, 2018:

WOW. I am a cloud freak, WOW, and WOW. NICE...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

I love clouds too .. I tried to message you a moment ago after posting me rainforest story but the computer said no!!!!! I have some more cloud pics for you somewhere!

A love rhyme !!

KKGator comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Gotta bend 'em all up before rigor sets in.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@KKGator Very true .. OR you can buy liquid nitrogen now and just freeze off bit by bit and hatter the sections by hammer lol !!!

A love rhyme !!

Coldo comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Go for the bigger chest freezer, saves alot of sawing.And holds at least three bodies.?

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Haha - the voice of experience lol !!!!!!

Not so cheesy but it's a joke! "The Gorilla on the Roof Joke" A man wakes up one morning to ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Ha!

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Rudy1962 Glad you like matey!!

A love rhyme !!

KKGator comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Gotta bend 'em all up before rigor sets in.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Or they freeze solid lol !!!

Sideways, if necessary.

kenriley comments on Apr 22, 2018:

I am who I am, You either like me or don't like me. Just too much other things in my life to be concerned about.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

YUP!!!!!

Time for your Rapture

Livinlife comments on Apr 22, 2018:

I know some people who would probably go for it

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Livinlife Imagine their faces lol !!!!!!!

All in the pronunciation.

Livinlife comments on Apr 22, 2018:

The data shows its.....

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Livinlife lolol !! :o

The most angry bird alive

Captnron59 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Is he looking at me?

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

LMFAO!! Dunno I am not sure I want to ask him either!

The most angry bird alive

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Where the game Angry Birds originated from. He be the one.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

If not it's his Dad!

The most angry bird alive

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

& it's heading straight for your freshly washed car!!!

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Hahaha!!!! Little fucker

Worst Police Dog Ever - Pluto in hot persuit [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

I would've been caught because I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing! Oh, they got a great training program!

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Mate I can't watch it still as ill collapse giggling .. its too funny .. I would've fell over laughing too I think. Really nice dog lol.

Not so cheesy but it's a joke! "The Gorilla on the Roof Joke" A man wakes up one morning to ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Ha!

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Was wondering if it had been posted it's getting on now .. but a good one !! :)

How come none of the trolls are coming after me?

Nickbeee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

LOL I don't really get any bad messages. Not too much other angst too .. But I am outspoken and will tell people publicly if I think they are a bully .. A bully is always a bully until they meet someone who is not having it lol .. then they become a coward. You have a holy light that spreads ...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Qualia You know what mate I am .. but only because I am bit grumpy really lol .. and if make people laugh then I smile lol :p There are a lot of funnies on here though!!! Thanks :) all you lot are. lol. Rare!!!

Laughed hard at this Amazon review.

SkotlandSkye comments on Apr 22, 2018:

must be a guy thing....

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

I don't have one and my friend does.. I know the ambient temp of everything in his house.

GROUP MESSAGE Hello, groupies.

RavenCT comments on Apr 21, 2018:

@Annaleda you might want to consider adding more monitors to this group. That way if someone is busy in IRL (such as yourself) someone else can step forward and be a voice of reason. Also in a MH group not everyone has a bad day all at the same time (Usually) so people could take turns on ...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Annaleda He is doing it in an organic Gardening group now!! .. I have to laugh because it isn't funny really .. it's a bit awkward.

GROUP MESSAGE Hello, groupies.

RavenCT comments on Apr 21, 2018:

@Annaleda you might want to consider adding more monitors to this group. That way if someone is busy in IRL (such as yourself) someone else can step forward and be a voice of reason. Also in a MH group not everyone has a bad day all at the same time (Usually) so people could take turns on ...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Annaleda thanks Annaleda !!! I tried to challenge him fairly and openly sensing it was all a bit frictional but it became difficult. I shall PM you !!

Time for your Rapture

Livinlife comments on Apr 22, 2018:

I know some people who would probably go for it

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Slip some mushroom tea in their teapot!

All in the pronunciation.

Livinlife comments on Apr 22, 2018:

The data shows its.....

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

The data shows it but data will read it to you lol ?

Real Bullshit

Livinlife comments on Apr 22, 2018:

You could call it poopsie

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

LMFAO

The most angry bird alive

kenriley comments on Apr 22, 2018:

What kind of bird is that?

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@MrLink https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrike Genus Shrike above is a sub genus I'm erring on the Chinese Grey Shrike !

The most angry bird alive

kenriley comments on Apr 22, 2018:

What kind of bird is that?

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@MrLink Thinking possibly a Shrike !!!! Maybe lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_woodshrike angriest mofo's on earth and often impale their prey on thorned bushes .. lovely buggers

The most angry bird alive

kenriley comments on Apr 22, 2018:

What kind of bird is that?

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@MrLink tail too.. its bugging me as i have seen it on a documentary lol.

The most angry bird alive

kenriley comments on Apr 22, 2018:

What kind of bird is that?

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@MrLink Nope !!! Looking at the beak I would say no though it maybe that I can't see angle properly !! I have a pic of a diving peregrine on my desk here one sec -- ill photo it !! usually they have yellow on the beak ..

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LEPeff comments on Apr 22, 2018:

That's my new spirt animal!

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Haha!!

All in the pronunciation.

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Are we talking compiled facts or the character from Star Trek TNG?

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Both!!!!!!!

Time for your Rapture

LEPeff comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Never gets old!

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Haha!!

All in the pronunciation.

ArdentAtheist comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Is data fact?

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

You know the answer lol

Delete or Ignore?

TheMiddleWay comments on Apr 21, 2018:

There is no reason for your personal decision to ignore, block, or delete to be made public. There is no reason for you to publish the persons name or email. This is not you asking for advice; this is you publicly shaming. If this persons behavior becomes problematic in the boards or if he ...

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@TheMiddleWay LMFAO is that your best .. you have preached for ages in this thread .. all I did was point out the truth .. I knew I would hit a raw nerve lmfao .. You are being a little sore there lol .. you need some nappy cream .. didn't take long did it lol.

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kenriley comments on Apr 22, 2018:

If that was me being chased, I would've had to stop and pet the dog.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Me too dude it's clearly a really lovely dog lmfao!! really funny.. in Uk now when people go Hunt saboteuring instead of being hostile or getting in the way or the riders they just charm the hounds who are badly treated. Really pisses of the huntsmen / women. Their dogs just come to you for a cuddle as they are always being beat and really easy to charm away lol.. hilarious ..

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OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Oh that's hilarious

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Isn't the dog gorgeous .. They have tried to turn it into a vicious monster and highly trained scary beast and it just wants a cuddle lol !!

Are we meant to be with one person forever?

Wildgreens comments on Apr 9, 2018:

I think that you can love more than just one person.

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@dahermit I just believe true love is unconditional and never ends ... So all my exes have my support wether I have seen them or not for years.. If they had kids so do their kids (not my kids I have none). If I went to them I have been so supportive they would pretty much do anything for me. Just simple respect .. Keeping communication as open as possible. Really trying to solve problems. We aren't in each others lives but we care a lot. That is my definition of love.. I can't really speak for others or the one's you just gave as an example .. I understand how people see it that way but for me being human I have the choice to push it further than my self and my motives and desires alone and consider the holistic whole and how I am affecting those I choose to spend time with and trust intimately and deeply. To me love is simply not letting people down. Asking nothing of them. Giving them anything you can. IF it comes back in some way (it may not be the same way lol) that is a bond bearing love. Understanding, Trust. It's a bit more than just like lol.. I don't see the love I give in a relationship with intimacy as any different to that I give my dog ... Now no smutty jokes please lol !!! I am not all other primates my brain is much more highly evolved .. I am a man lol. I can choose and reason more deeply. Have greater self determination.

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Livinlife comments on Apr 22, 2018:

You go, little bird

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

He is not stopping for anything !

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kenriley comments on Apr 22, 2018:

What kind of bird is that?

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

It's the, "LESSER SPOTTED MAD TiT".

Greetings! Labeled female at birth, I am queer, non-binary and demisexual.

TheRealGrover comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Demisexual! New word. Feel like explaining it?

Nickbeee replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@ashortbeauty That is a pretty magical thing to be!