Jesus' only real miracle?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:

One frenemy

Cuz people suck! Almost as badly as this pun does....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Yeah they do ?

Chillaxatives !

OpposingOpposum comments on May 7, 2018:

That happens? How long does it take,approximately?

Wooo hoooo!! I reached level nine in 15 months.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Congratulations!!!!??

My working class life.

OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Whoops. This is a work in progress . thought I set to me only lol

What I tell my friends.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Ha! This is all of us!

I'm just here to eat popcorn.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Now him ya gotta watch out for. He could go postal.

Sht Gets Isreal at the Jerusalem Embassy - The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 14, 2018:

Jesus Christ!!!

Bad God!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Yeah! Wtf god?

Things I saw at work today: A man being carried like a bag of potatoes by 4 officers who was ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Oh man, big hugs. I gotta say, I feel that trash lady on a deep, personal level. Me too sister, me too.

Women mock the way they are portrayed by male writers [bbc.co.uk]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I like this immensely!

Morning cock pic.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Aaaand now I'm a lesbian.

A few memes

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah....

A boy can dream though....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Right?! Where are the good jobs?

Watch a Rocket's Sound Waves Rip a Rainbow to Bits [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 16, 2018:

That was amazing!!!

Most Obese states are known for.

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Totally because we all know fat people are stupid and lazy.......seriously if you NEED something to feel superior to other people, you're just a piece of shit human.

I just can't un see this... also we all know how Trump feels about anyone with a Mexican name.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Oh Jesus

A meme in video form: Middle-East, The Killing Fields, a comedy musical.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:

Well that was sad

How did aging hit Who?

OpposingOpposum comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I haven't seen the new series but I'm reeeeaaally hoping there's a scene where the doctor "discovers" her boobs. I've had mine for thirty years and still occasionally get distracted with them.

I'm probably going to win another Facebook ban this weekend.

OpposingOpposum comments on Jan 12, 2019:

What. The. Hell? How in hell do they think that child had anything to do with this???

The best of Robin Williams with Craig Ferguson [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 16, 2018:

Roflmao. What a genius he was. ?

Folks that don't write a bio, and haven't answered any questions yet have joined months (or more) ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 17, 2018:

I just assumed we must have bored them.

It is an established fact that my wife does not crave physical intimacy like I do.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

My first question is if this is something that important to you and she's not willing to hear that. Why are you still married?

Atheist never gets a word in and is accused of having nothing to say...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 9, 2018:

If you're wrong and you know it shout louder (sung to the tune of if you're happy and you know it)

What do you find uplifting?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Music, doing something physically goofy to amuse myself.

I'm talking to you, yes YOU! ?

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Good Morning @BeeHappy

A msg for all those drama queens out there

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Eh. Just because you're boring doesn't mean you're right.

I don't even know.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Oh. Oh no

What in the actual fuck is up with some of the newer members being so hostile based on fuckall?

OpposingOpposum comments on Oct 14, 2018:

There has been a massive influx of trolls. Seems word of the sites tolerance for that sort of BS has vastly emboldened that element.

To Shave or Not to Shave

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Pits and legs when I feel like it.

My Spidey sense is tingling. spideymemes

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

?Spidey?

Flatulence.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

These guys should show up at the end of each of my dates.

I feel for Steven Tyler in this photo.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 7, 2018:

"don't give me no tit, I've got enough of my own"- Steven Tyler,probably.

@blindbird...this post is for you.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Lol!

A creepy abandoned amusement park ?

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Hell yeah I would!

Who wants more?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Keep 'em coming. These are great.

Community Senate The literal meaning of the word "senate" is Assembly of Elders.

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 4, 2019:

You know what?I am really tired of this crap. Cutie Beauty stole a porn stars photos and passed them off as herself. That alone is enough to get you banned from most forums. Her bizarre claims about her pregnancy(no Dr ever tells you you're two weeks pregnant, you're two weeks along at CONCEPTION) and having a new baby lead me _ of others_ to peg "her" as a dude who likely hasn't been around kids since he was one. This is stupid. CB is a scammer. She has been proven to be fake. Get over yourselves.

It's not bad enough we have to keep an eye on our kids regarding drugs....now this??

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

We're not angry at you Roofles, just disappointed.

So frustrated.

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Hugs. We're here to listen at the very least.

And there you have it.. Texas

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Florida too

Blindbird, you can do the taste test challenge. I will watch.... from a distance.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Lololololol

Do you ever have moments when you experience the feeling that in some way 'everything is all right'?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 7, 2018:

Yes. Never lasts long but I cherish those moments when they come.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 11, 2018:

Make and maintain eye contact. Establish dominance.

I did it. I found the outer edges of what is acceptable in this group!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 5, 2018:

What is it?

Do you believe that the Christian holiday Easter is based on the pagan holiday Ostara (Eostre), ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Yes, I do. In fact we're celebrating"Easter " today and I'm teaching my littles about the vernal equinox. :) Hearing a 3yr old try to pronounce vernal equinox is hilarious BTW.

I'm a pig sorry ladies

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I see I'm not the only one who's accepted their fate as permanently single.

I've been dealing with a lot of stress this week.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 5, 2018:

I'm so sorry. Thats awful. Did he know he had it when he gave it to you?

Will never look at celery the same way again..

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I'll never get that out of my brain now.

I'll miss her more than words can tell.. [legacy.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 29, 2018:

So sorry for your loss. My condolences.

Hell Mouth

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 17, 2018:

Have fun with those demons! :)

I made a thing :)

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Thanks, Ladies! Here's the other one :)

Scary Movies! What are some of your favourites?

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 19, 2018:

Children of The Corn, People Under The Stairs, Mr. Frost, An american Werewolf in Paris.

How much caffeine do you consume daily?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Drink it constantly tbh.

.....I wonder how long before the nightmares go away?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Aww don't you wanna just gobble him up?

Shut your whore mouth

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

But. But we love them...

"I miss you" It bothers me that sometimes the phrase ,"I miss you" comes into my head, sometimes I...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Intrusive thought. I have them. Neurological tic.

Throw a pun in the middle...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

You know I scream sing these lyrics every time I hear this song, right?

I believe I am too a odd for this group.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 24, 2018:

Not in the least

I think I’ve found my uploading problem, files too big on camera.

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Neat. This town looks so tidy.

Someone sometimes❤

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Hmm. Timely

Snoop Dog narating Animal documentary VERY FUNNY!!!! [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Yes!

Well, ladies...sexism?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 20, 2018:

Lol

Professor Emeritus Josie Wales....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 24, 2018:

One of my favorite signs from today. "My daughter is a Teacher,not a Gunslinger".

She's a comin' around (another) mountain. Here she comes...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Get it, girl!

And now the weather forecast from Venice Beach (LA) and Blackpool UK

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Get down from there Butt, you are not a back!

Anything?...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Nice!

What does "Blocked" look like?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 19, 2019:

The utter lack of self awareness in this thread is astounding.

And people wonder ex-religious people who were lied to as children are so pissed and hateful at ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

What the actual fuck?

Dealing with holiday loneliness

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 4, 2018:

The movie group will have a movie showing tonight for those of us with no plans. Come hang out :)

Allow me to vent a bit.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Thank you for saving those little guys!

Brought to you by D.A.D. (Dogs Against Drugs)

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

That little guys barking up the wrong tree!

Throw Back Thursday.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Alright,you asked for it. Definitely throwbacks.

Step one: cut a hole in the box...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Not even any popcorn? You might say thats a....ripoff.

The Boys’ Club That Protects Brett Kavanaugh | The New Yorker

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Well, my takeaway from this is that we have a corrupt, priveleged aristocracy in this country that desperately needs to be exposed and replaced by "we the people". There is no place for aristocracy In a democratic republic. Lets refuse to put any more of these people in office and remove those already in place.

If loving you is wrong... I probably love you.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 5, 2018:

Ha ! I can relate

; A technical one this. Why is it that spellcheck only works on some postings?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 24, 2018:

And where do the "thin"s go?

The pitfalls of trying to get revenge on your enemies.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Definitely having one of those days where I wish summoning Satan to smite my enemies was an option.

Ok, back to TBT, a little further than the last, from the 1950's to the 1850's...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I read somewhere that the overly attached girlfriend one is actually a posed corpse.

Stigmata and milk.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Church Bake Sale!

Blessed are those of us who are cracked... for it is we who let in the light.

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 3, 2018:

So very true.

Origami Christmas ornaments that I'm working on for this year's Treefest tree.

OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 12, 2018:

Pretty!

Good morning

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Goid morning GG

I could have gone all day without reading this wedding announcement

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

When golden showers involve the whole fam!

Urinal ediqutte

OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2018:

Got so mad at a chick at work yesterday. She walked in first and took the middle stall. Wtf hoe? I don't want to poop next to you!

Close to you!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Squawk!

I'm cackling like the evil witch I am

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Also am attempting to "breast boobily down the street" because I'm absolutely tickled by that phrase.

I like this caption!

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Quoth the kitty "stfu".

It came on today, really heavy.

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 14, 2018:

I'm really sorry you're going through this. I have intrusive thoughts and I find playing music I really like helps replace them with song lyrics. Much preferable to have a song playing in your head than negative thoughts. It helps me, maybe it could work for you?

Saudi Arabia executing man for being an atheist. [ibtimes.co.uk]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Horrible

Some shots of Cadillac Ranch in Amarillo

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Oh this is cool!

It's our meme leader's b'day today so here come the first wave of b'day memes.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Happy Birthday Eric! Thanks for the meme-orys!!

Okay, @Blindbird, time for germ warfare!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Hold on,amoeba back....

Worst xmas present ever.

OpposingOpposum comments on Dec 27, 2018:

I'm sorry. That is awful.

Um dating, yes, I am here for dating.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I feel.that last one on a visceral level.

I know you all missed the spicy memes

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Ok. Yeah that's weird. ? yay

Its sad when aliens are more humanist than humans.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

And then they killed him.

Payne's Prarie in Gainesville, FL

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Oh yes. Such a neat place!

They were made for each other

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Oh thats awful/wonderful.

I only made it until my enchanted dagger anniversary.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I feel like a couple who actually stuck to this would be having too much fun to break up....

Do women lose respect for a guy or view him as weak if he cries in front of her?

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Of course not!