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I dislike most people. That probably means you too.


When you can't find an opossum meme....
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 14, 2018:
Some bear fun for Eric...(last one especially)...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Poor guys probably dreaming of being eaten by jehovah witness bears rn
WOTMQ: I'm a Saved Atheist! [youtube.com]
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:
You're trying to go mormon so you can hook up with that mother/daughter set captnron posted last week,aren't you?
What a shit year it's turning out to be already. On Sunday (so technically last year) my very ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jan 4, 2019:
Big big hugs.
If you ever have a problem of a minor inconvenience and you need help...you should call, the ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:
Ah THAT'S where those LPs got to.
Is it just me or do Christian movies always have terrible acting?
OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 27, 2019:
Like with most "Christian" art forms they aren't the brightest or most self reflective of people(if you never think you're wrong you can't get better at anything) and they're usually working cheap, so crap actors who can't get other parts wind up being hired.
How Fake Psychics Fool Their Victims... [youtube.com]
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:
I have a friend whos into this stuff but I think she'd be sad if I ruined it for her.
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 14, 2018:
Lol! Hey @DeeTee
Prom date ..
OpposingOpposum comments on May 16, 2018:
Eww. Who takes a lot lizard to prom?
We all have that one fantasy celebrity cheat. Who is yours? Mine is Rachel Maddow.
OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:
Jason momoa for sure!
Been pretty down. Still no smell or taste (6 weeks now). Nauseous for four days. Woke up with my ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2019:
Hi everyone. I've been gone for a while, don't know if you noticed! I am back with a regretful plea....
OpposingOpposum comments on May 13, 2018:
Hey! I am so sorry this is happening. Hugs
In poor taste....Definitely! But too funny to refrain from sharing.
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/more-women-think-shaving-pubic-hair-is-hygenic-despite-health-risks-a7110726.html%3famp Just gonna leave this here and go pic out my 'fro
The grass needs mowing. Haven't had the energy for a bit. I just tripped over one of the baby ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 18, 2018:
I'm so sorry,AmiSue. Wish I could help.
Apologies for the snake shit during the movie 🤣! I'll bring another critter next time. I'm just ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 2, 2018:
Hahaha. You should cross post this to the lawnmowers and nonsense group. I'm sad I missed that.
Man Who Liked the “Wrong” Girl Had His Eyes Scooped Out By His Muslim Family – Friendly ...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:
This is so horribly sad and awful. That poor man.
Holy Hell now I remember why the only people on my grandmother's side that I ever deal with are my ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 26, 2018:
That sounds so stressful. Glad you ended the day around loving people.
Verdad (True)
OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 10, 2018:
What is this? It's not insulting or snarky at all? I'm offended! Oh right, this is memes. I see you're pmaying the meta game.
Blah blah blah
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 24, 2018:
Man, I enjoy your work!
BREAKING: SCOTUS Allows States To Purge Voter Rolls Of 'Inactive' Voters [youtube.com]
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 11, 2018:
Senate Votes to Confirm Bridenstine as NASA Administrator [space.com]
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 20, 2018:
Just waiting for him to begin dismantling It from within, like the rest of the republican appointees. Some days I'm pissed I didn't wake up dead.
So we have that to look forward to..... Which is nice.
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:
Fun game to play. Whenever the rapture is announced, get some old clothes and such and arrange them in public places. I've gotten to do it twice now. Can't wait for the next one!
Having a beautiful morning already! Look at the treasures I found! A pink tree, a tree and a small...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:
So pretty! Great luck catching that bird family. Thanks for sharing, this made me smile.
I found a , , wild cecropia moth cocoon while salamander hunting in early March. I noticed in my FB...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 11, 2018:
My new go to insult....
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:
Yep. Using it.
Periodic humor....
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Evolutionists are flocking to view this wall stain said to resemble Darwin
OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 13, 2019:
Looks like Squidward to me.
I warned @Blindbird, I really did...
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:
Also @triggered....
So within meeting someone on here, how quick are you to give out your personal number, email, social...
OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Multiple interactions. Generally a few pm's back and forth at least. I think half a dozen people on here have my number and perhaps 10 are on my fb list now.
Secret gift books for your theist friends' kids. shhhhh....
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:
Does the fact that I'd read these to my kids make me a bad parent?
AI is designing inspirational posters and theyre hilarious. [inspirobot.me] Ill show you mine, ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 14, 2018:
@Wurlitzer, you made my day.
Does anyone have a history of falling prey to manipulation? My natural instinct to peer pressure or ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 6, 2018:
My best advice is to slow down. I have to check in with myself all the time. Anyone who's trying to rush you into decisions IS most likely manipulating you on some level.
BAM, and just like that LVL 8 baby yeah. If I get that shirt in time, I might just wear it to ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Dec 14, 2018:
You were warned.....
OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:
Pretty accurate here!
Cat Traps pt. 12: Pants trap, redux...... As reported in pt 11, the "pants trap" is quite ...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 9, 2018:
So cute!
Was there a particularly pivotal year for you? Mine was 30, nearly 15 years ago. During that year,...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 13, 2018:
I had 3 such years. At 28 both my parents passed away and a lot changed in my life. At 31 I had my 1st son and everything changed again. At 36 I got sick, went to the Dr and found out I have a chronic illness so I changed my whole life again.
How would your perfect dating profile read?
OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 3, 2018:
"Has to be seen to be believed" just spend 20 minutes with me. No seriously, any longer than that and you'll realize I'm really bitchy.
Instructions for dst
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:
Now here's a truth bomb!
We don't teach uncertainty and that's a problem. It is inherent in science to have doubts and the ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:
This is so very important. So many people are terrified of being uncertain or the possibility of being wrong. The ability to admit that you don't know an answer is the first step to finding that answer.
Image of God created, based on psychologists' study at UNC | Charlotte Observer
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 13, 2018:
That looks nothing like my imaginings of god.
Florida nights
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 14, 2018:
So very spot on
I’ve been kind of distant lately. I am up at my moms, for the month of June, helping her through ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 15, 2018:
I am really, really sorry all that happened. I wish I could help?
Three true statements, but what information is the most important to you?
OpposingOpposum comments on May 31, 2018:
Truer cartoon was never penned.
This dark enough for you?
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Yep. That's about right. :(
I should run for political office just to see what kind of dirt they dig up on me. It would be nice ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Yes please! I'd vote for you.
Libraries Give Us Power?
OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:
Nah. Change is not automatic degeneracy. People have been complaining about "youngsters and technology" since the invention of books. The same criticisms greet each new level of tech.
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 19, 2018:
Grammer can still get you laid....
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:
Grandma can get you laid? What now?
Trump’s DC Hotel Tagged With $5 Million in Unpaid Worker Liens
OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 25, 2018:
Not remotely surprised.
Welcome to kindling @kensmile4u!
OpposingOpposum comments on May 20, 2018:
On my walk this morning.
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 20, 2018:
Handsome pup!
Christian Author Says Vaccines Are 'Evil' Because The Bible Never Mentions Them
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:
The stupid,it burns.
Americans Want to Believe Jobs are the Solution to Poverty
OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 13, 2018:
Yes. There is massive denial about the plight of the working poor in the U.S. people come up with every excuse and reason to blame the workers when it's these massive corporations refusing to pay people a living wage so CEOs and shareholders can get massive payouts. Well past time we were out in the streets demanding change.
Greetings from Palm Bay, Florida
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 9, 2018:
EDIT Folks, this was an attempt at sarcastic humor. Apparently it didn’t come across that way. ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 20, 2018:
FYI being agnostic or atheist does not preclude having a stick up ones ass. Good grief people, calm the fuck down. Bunch of pearl clutching baby eaters 'round here I swear.
Happy Cinco De Mayo
OpposingOpposum comments on May 5, 2018:
Cuts grass, and ferilizes lawn. Difficult to not adore. Prefers fig newtons, will damage your car. ...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2018:
I need a goat or 3
Be honest! Have you ever let someone just fall during church when they caught the Holy Ghost?
OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 17, 2018:
Never experienced that but it sounds hilarious.
Some of the other critters I've encountered while bird-watching, this week.
OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:
Love these!!! Thanks for sharing.
Shel Silverstein nails it.
OpposingOpposum comments on May 10, 2018:
Absolutely adore shel silverstein.
I knew I liked plants for a reason.
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 10, 2018:
I very nearly died today. I have had epidurals before, but nothing prepared me for what happened ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 28, 2018:
I'm so sorry that happened. Hugs and I hope your better soon
How odd are we allowed to be?
OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2018:
Can we talk about how sad I am we don't have rent a goat around here. I need a couple for my backyard :)
Hoping this will be a very good day for me. I have an interview with Greenpeace today and a little ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Thanks guys! I got the job and it looks like I'll be moving to St Pete. Gotta find a roomie!!
I'm just here to eat popcorn.....
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:
Nah just two guys comparing the size of their packages.
Some bleakness...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:
Oh yay.
Speaking of bribes... [huffingtonpost.com]
OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2018:
Yup. Blatant corruption. How is this piece of trash in the white house instead of the big house?
Yeah, what's that about?
OpposingOpposum comments on May 16, 2018:
I just see this + money.
3 Year Olds Then and Now
OpposingOpposum comments on May 29, 2018:
Trust me, they still eat mud.
What If Facebook Were a Real Place? | The Daily Show ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 7, 2018:
Lol. So very true.
Pay it forward....
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 8, 2018:
Ask and ye shall receive. Boobies!
Good morning and happy Friday! My mouth feels fairly well, just a little sore, but no real pain, ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 7, 2018:
Good morning GG!
How to deal with a bitch. I'm driving to Italy over 3 days alone, with my two adopted bitches, one ...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:
Aren't there doggy diaper things for that?
Pick your battles boo
OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 16, 2018:
Hahaha yes! Bonus, it pisses the fools off when you refuse to engage.
Secret world: The women in the UK who cannot report sexual abuse At the age of 37, Grace has ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:
This is heartbreaking. Poverty and power structures in our society have caused so much suffering its mind numbing.
Test the shit out of that thing!
OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2018:
Delightfully silly.
Hi everyone, i have been away for a brief moment because have been dealing with some life ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 31, 2018:
Hugs @Twishield. I hope you get the rest you need.
"Wow, you love to write! Unfortunately, we limit your bio size to 5000 characters." LOL! I bet ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 11, 2018:
Hey Ugly, heres to looking at you
OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Well it's certainly not me. As you can see I'm gorgeous.?
Got my t-shirt!
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 28, 2018:
Yay congrats @Tnorman!!
Do any of your family members have silly superstitions?
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 8, 2018:
I just want to say that your father sounds delightful. That's adorable.
My rant . I what to see Obama put on trial for treason. We got no warning , no safe guards to take ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 21, 2019:
Oh look! A dipshit and his bullshit. Heartwarming....
Have you or any of your friends ever been homeless? A high school friend of mine who had to have ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 12, 2018:
It is happening to many, many people. Our society is breaking apart.
Speaking of poop.....
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:
Good job on the tough love. Don't you think its a little ironic coming from a man named jesus though?
I rarely post anything in the Love category, so I figured perhaps it was about time. Rather than ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Awesome and congrats!
Are religions unfair to women? - YouTube
OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 17, 2018:
I'm going with a resounding yes on that one.
If this is too much, I'll remove it. I cracked up though..
OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 21, 2018:
Fine by me. Lol
Huh??? Lol
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:
Well I mean there were whips and a bunch of people got nailed, so....
So Eric, how many memes do we have to post before we get a free shirt?
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 21, 2018:
Looks like you just hit level 8 so maybe a week tillit comes in the mail. Congratulations!
Somebody else started this! (You know who you are!!!)...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 9, 2018:
Yes! I've been getting so much mileage out of the "guns don't kill people" bit. Pretty smart for a burnt stoner.
Love and Rationale
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:
As a walking red flag,idk.
Walgreens Pharmacist Refused To Fill Birth Control Prescription
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 6, 2018:
Asshat needs to find a new job.
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:
In years to come someone will ask me when I became a lesbian. I will show them this video.
Maybe I should save this for when either @Insectra or @Blindbird post 'possum memes...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 14, 2018:
Big ol' meanie.
Currently I am suffering from an insanely painful infected tooth - so bad that I cannot sleep, to ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 1, 2018:
I am really , really sorry to hear that and you're right, this is exactly the kind of thing we need to fix. As an aside, do you have any dental schools near you. A relative of mine was in the same situation and the dental school had a clinic that ended up being thr solution to her problem.
It's that day again... that day when everyone remembers and celebrates the time when the great ...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 5, 2018:
Mexican armadillos?
Practice safe sex...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 25, 2018:
The guy in the 2nd one is really um...hung( BaDumTss)
Why does sexism exist in atheism? Without a bible or Quran to raise one believing women are meek and...
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 24, 2018:
Idk but I'm full up on it today. Having one of those "I don't even want to look at a man much less talk to one" moments.
I camped in Florida a few times. Glad I didn't run into this
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 9, 2018:
How'd you get a picture of my backyard? ;)
Two Pills ? I'll take 1 and 4 ?
OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 18, 2018:
1 and 7


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