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OpposingOpposum

Woman, 45, Sarasota,

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Memes R Us

Mar 21, 2018Mar 2018

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fatulence 2 bigger and more tasteless.

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Memes R Us

Mar 21, 2018Mar 2018

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Haven't seen this on here hope I'm not reposting.

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Memes R Us

Mar 21, 2018Mar 2018

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"Hi, I'm a scientist!" -licks rock.

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Memes R Us

Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

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Gunning for the Truly Tasteless Trophy. (If it's not a g,it should be)

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Memes R Us

Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

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Because I hate paperwork and inane chatter and today is full of paperwork and inane chatter.

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Memes R Us

Mar 19, 2018Mar 2018

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Another April fool's day idea

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Critter Corner

Mar 19, 2018Mar 2018

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I like when the Geckos get on my laundry room window. The combination of their white undersides and the fogged up windows makes for a weird visual.

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Cool Kids. Raising children Agnostic/Atheist

Mar 19, 2018Mar 2018

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Anyone else note the lack of our fearless leader?

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Memes R Us

Mar 19, 2018Mar 2018

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Another day I can't believe this administration is still in power. :(

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Politics

Mar 19, 2018Mar 2018

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I actually do have some conservative friends and I've noticed,in talking to them, that their parents were much more authoritarian than my liberal friends. Much as I do love the people I have in mind, I've also noticed the "fear that someone,somewhere...

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Memes R Us

Mar 18, 2018Mar 2018

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I had completely forgotten about the wonderful silliness that is birds with arms. Bird booty bonus.

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Love & Relationships

Mar 18, 2018Mar 2018

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What makes relationships last: the pessimistic view

For those of you who have been in a marriage or LTR and left/broke up because you grew a backbone, do you ever suspect the only reason anyone stayed with you for very long was BECAUSE you were such a convenient doormat? Forgive me if this sounds whiney. All of my relationships up until very recently lasted multiple years and they always seemed to end when I asserted myself and my boundaries. I feel like I have finally"grown up" at nearly forty and now all my relationships end quickly. Again ...

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Memes R Us

Mar 18, 2018Mar 2018

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Because avocado and googly eyes make everything better.

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Memes R Us

Mar 18, 2018Mar 2018

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Am I addicted? Yes. Am I going to stop? Probably not.

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Memes R Us

Mar 18, 2018Mar 2018

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Confession: I embarrassed the bejesus out of myself and my friends last night by drunkenly enthusing over the B&Bs book selection and threatening to move in.

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Music Fans

Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

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I was lucky enough to catch this group at a st Patty's day gig. Absolutely love their stuff. Sadly there are no videos of the traditional Irish music the violinist was playing tonight.

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Traditional and Folkmusic

Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

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Spending my st. Patty's day listening to the very talented Zen Seraphine. Wish you all were here!

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Memes R Us

Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

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It's MZ Piggy thank you very much.

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Memes R Us

Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

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Something's been bugging me....

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Critter Corner

Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

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A little fun with bugs.

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Memes R Us

Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

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Walking up in here like Fozzy Bear. Statler & Waldorf included as disclaimer.

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Memes R Us

Mar 16, 2018Mar 2018

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Don't know if this counts as a meme but I think you all will like it.

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Memes R Us

Mar 16, 2018Mar 2018

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Was the pizza that good because I was drunk? We may never know. It was good though...

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Memes R Us

Mar 16, 2018Mar 2018

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Does sitting at a bar memeing make you a loser? Asking for a friend.

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Eclectic Jams

Mar 16, 2018Mar 2018

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Song Sung Blue In honor of the thong post on memes R Us. If I've got to have this playing in my head,you do too.

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Love & Relationships

Mar 16, 2018Mar 2018

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Dating parameters

So I've been single a while and in a ltr for years before that and I've realized I don't know the rules. At what point do you all think you're in a "relationship" with someone? If you're chatting and flirting with someone online or IRL do you have some obligation to tell other people you're"involved" with someone? Personally I think it's non-dislosure up until there's sex or its been mutually agreed that there's a "relationship". It's come to my attention that others think differently so I want ...

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Eclectic Jams

Mar 15, 2018Mar 2018

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Hmm . I wonder why someone sent me this?

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Trump Pinata

Mar 15, 2018Mar 2018

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That moment you catch yourself singing "where in the fuck is Cartman Sandiego".

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Health & Happiness

Mar 15, 2018Mar 2018

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Thinking about communities and cooperation this morning. Why is it we live in a society that is hell bent on convincing us to judge and separate ourselves from others. The drop off at my kids school is a perfect example. You've got the PJ moms ...

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News & Links

Mar 15, 2018Mar 2018

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A giant US retail corporation just filed a patent for autonomous robot bees

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Memes R Us

Mar 15, 2018Mar 2018

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This is why Mommy drinks

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Politics

Mar 14, 2018Mar 2018

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Senate passes rollback of banking rules enacted after financial crisis - The Washington Post

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Trump Pinata

Mar 14, 2018Mar 2018

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Einstein vs Stephen Hawking -Epic Rap Battles of History 7 - YouTube

Seems appropriate for today.

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Memes R Us

Mar 14, 2018Mar 2018

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When it's pi day but you're just a chunky monkey here for da memes.

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Memes R Us

Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

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Where no cat has gone before...

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Memes R Us

Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

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I have become nothing more than a means to move memes.

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Memes R Us

Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

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ICE spokesman resigns, citing fabrications by agency chief, Sessions about Calif. immigrant arrests - The Washington Post

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Memes R Us

Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

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My anthropology professor told us how protohumans would bury their meat for a few day to tenderize it. I was unpopular for asking if that's where the custom of burying our dead came from. Just makes sense,right?

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Trump Pinata

Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

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It's true though. Oh well

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Silly, Random & Fun

Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

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I get asked why I'm still here in Florida A LOT. It's Republican,its backward and there are waaaay too many bugs. Thing is, I grew up here. My hometown made me,ME. Also there's some pretty neat stuff here. This is the Ringling museum of art,In ...

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Memes R Us

Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

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Give you three guesses why I put Adelle here.

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Dandelion Hunters

Mar 11, 2018Mar 2018

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Retail dandelions. I know nothing about how this troll came to be trying on spring sandals in target...

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Eclectic Jams

Mar 11, 2018Mar 2018

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Just gonna leave these here for no particular reason.

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Eclectic Jams

Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

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Or you know, asshole scientists.

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General & Hellos

Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

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Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the block feature. It's such a lovely invention.

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Cool Kids. Raising children Agnostic/Atheist

Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

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A very sad post on the main page got me thinking about bullying and the effects it has on our kids. How do you handle your kids being bullied or your kids bullying others? Bullying is an epidemic at our local elementary. The staff seems to treat it ...

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Eclectic Jams

Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

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A Case of You This one too

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Eclectic Jams

Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

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Woke up with this song in my brain.

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Memes R Us

Mar 9, 2018Mar 2018

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On the rock star theme.

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Memes R Us

Mar 9, 2018Mar 2018

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Idk why I love scaring the crap out of myself.

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Memes R Us

Mar 9, 2018Mar 2018

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This is why I have to hide my contacts from myself when I drink.

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Memes R Us

Mar 9, 2018Mar 2018

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Old but still good. Edit: day drinking leads to poorly edited memes.

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Dandelion Hunters

Mar 9, 2018Mar 2018

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Found a bridge to nowhere on my walk to the library. Bonus flowers on the fallen tree.

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Politics

Mar 8, 2018Mar 2018

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This is why I'm an angry feminist. This woman was an amazing writer and a strong and fascinating personality but the go to summation of her life was that she was "plain of feature and overweight". So very,very tired of seeing amazing human beings ...

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Just can't leave these guys unsupervised.

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Memes R Us

Mar 8, 2018Mar 2018

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Cutting carbs makes me want to cut people.

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Trump Pinata

Mar 7, 2018Mar 2018

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Spending too much time on the internet,y'all. Not enough midget porn out there FYI

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General & Hellos

Mar 7, 2018Mar 2018

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What do you all think of the match percentages on here?

What do you all think of the match percentages? I've noticed I get along quite nicely with those 80% and above. Went hunting and found a couple of 99% matches. Haven't talked to or interacted with any to my knowledge. Wonder if it would be like arguing with myself. :)

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Memes R Us

Mar 7, 2018Mar 2018

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Feeling very Bowie-ent this morning.

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Memes R Us

Mar 7, 2018Mar 2018

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Yep

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Cool Kids. Raising children Agnostic/Atheist

Mar 7, 2018Mar 2018

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No big lesson or anything,I just wanted to share the cuteness of my son and great niece.

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Memes R Us

Mar 6, 2018Mar 2018

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What's the matter,Chicken?

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Politics

Mar 6, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

So today's been infuriating. I worked for Sarasota county until very recently. About a month ago a male co-worker blocked me into a closet and wouldn't let me out until our boss came around the corner. I filed a sexual harassment claim against the ...

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Memes R Us

Mar 6, 2018Mar 2018

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In other "this administration is pure evil" news.

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Memes R Us

Mar 6, 2018Mar 2018

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So...these are things that happen. Yes it's common. This is the MeetMe site. Both of these were like two sentences in. Probably trolls but still.

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Memes R Us

Mar 5, 2018Mar 2018

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More gold from the Keto page.

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Memes R Us

Mar 5, 2018Mar 2018

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Can confirm, am secretly an alligator.

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Memes R Us

Mar 5, 2018Mar 2018

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Does anyone else enjoy night walks when it's quiet and the shadows take on interesting shapes? I really need to get a decent camera and some lenses suitable for night photography,I think.

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Memes R Us

Mar 4, 2018Mar 2018

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I think we need to lighten up around here. Corgis for everyone.

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Cool Kids. Raising children Agnostic/Atheist

Mar 4, 2018Mar 2018

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Hi everyone! It looks as though I'm going to be doing quite a bit of childcare here soon. The children coming to spend time with me aren't from particularly religious households (thank goodness) but if the topic of religion does come up,what is your ...

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Memes R Us

Mar 4, 2018Mar 2018

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These keto ladies are something else. They're currently debating starting a 50 shades of keto page. Help

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Memes R Us

Mar 4, 2018Mar 2018

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This one's a bit questionable but I fell out when I saw the Quora question at the bottom.

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Mental Health Support

Mar 3, 2018Mar 2018

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I was having a conversation with my niece last night about a parasitic friend that my sister can't seem to shake. I pointed out to my niece that my sister has been raised and trained to make excuses and put up with having her boundaries ...

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Memes R Us

Mar 3, 2018Mar 2018

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I had forgotten that furries are a thing, then I googled werewolf meme. :0

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Silly, Random & Fun

Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

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OK y'all, my niece is having a baby and I'm "helping" by suggesting the worst names I can come up with. Give me some that will really horrify her,please.

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Memes R Us

Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

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Finally got around to watching the new IT last night. Whoopsie. I don't think the corgi's going to be much defense against maniacal clowns.

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Love & Relationships

Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

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Why Men Get Insulted When Women Agree With A Compliments

Just say Thanks!

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