I've been dealing with a lot of stress this week.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 5, 2018:

I'm so sorry. Thats awful. Did he know he had it when he gave it to you?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

@Sarahroo29 I'm glad you had a good day.

My level of maturity right here.

idlopalev comments on May 5, 2018:

So in Kindergarten my Oldest son got yelled at by the music teacher for not sitting still. Well My son decided to tell that teacher maybe if he moved around he wouldnt be a fat piece of shit....Its hereditary whatever it is Just want to make you laugh

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

@idlopalev I figured one day of looking at my butt was enough

My level of maturity right here.

idlopalev comments on May 5, 2018:

So in Kindergarten my Oldest son got yelled at by the music teacher for not sitting still. Well My son decided to tell that teacher maybe if he moved around he wouldnt be a fat piece of shit....Its hereditary whatever it is Just want to make you laugh

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

Lol!

Run, Weird Al, run!

Rudy1962 comments on May 5, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

Ok this is really sad but I've JUST realized Elon Musk is his backup dancer in this.

Men Are Like Bluetooth-Women are Like Wi-Fi

steve148 comments on May 4, 2018:

I always thought that men age like a fine wine. Women age like??? well milk

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

@steve148 or maybe you just aren't funny yo

My level of maturity right here.

AmiSue comments on May 5, 2018:

Well, consider us warned!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

If you haven't caught on yet....

So I have lupus or some other inflammatory disease and I've been in a flare for a while now.

Plainjane comments on May 5, 2018:

Sometimes antidepressant medications can be used short-term to get you through the difficult times. Is that something you have considered?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

I tried a couple.Got all of the side effects and none of the benefits. There are anti inflammatory meds but the side effects had been worse than the disease, so I hadn't gone that route yet.

Moody, moody, moody.

Rudy1962 comments on May 5, 2018:

Luckily there are memes to "feel" the void

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

Thank goodness!

So I have lupus or some other inflammatory disease and I've been in a flare for a while now.

SKH78 comments on May 5, 2018:

That sounds really tough. Hang in there. I have met people who have struggled with that condition. There are online groups for people to give and receive support. I hope there are support groups in your area. Come here any time to vent. We are good listeners.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

Thank you.

End up with half your wardrobe on the bed.. & still can't find anything.

phxbillcee comments on May 5, 2018:

Not at that stage yet!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

Keep drinking, you'll get there ;)

I did it. I found the outer edges of what is acceptable in this group!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 5, 2018:

What is it?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

@Rudy1962 oh that. Yeah that was a bit distressing tbh

I can't help it..

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

We have one...tRump!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

Yep. He's offensive, alt right.

Men Are Like Bluetooth-Women are Like Wi-Fi

steve148 comments on May 4, 2018:

I always thought that men age like a fine wine. Women age like??? well milk

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

@sassygirl3869 lol. No . sorry Ladybug, perils of text speech

I’m curious about whether and how people set age parameters for potential romantic partners.

Ellatynemouth comments on May 5, 2018:

I prefer younger men. I can't help it, I'm not attracted to men my own age. I realised after a while I don't have to justify my preference, because men have been dating and marrying younger women for centuries. The algorithms on this site ignore any age preferences set. Ideally algorithms ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

@UUNJ https://youtu.be/brrdn3OLODE

Do you perceive yourself as a good catch?

Akfishlady comments on May 5, 2018:

Probably not, but I keep hoping someone will see the real beauty of Grace.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

I see it. Too bad we're straight ;)

Environmentally sound idea....

phxbillcee comments on May 5, 2018:

You, I & about everybody else on this site! We'll need a bigger van!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

I'm in!

Moody, moody, moody.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Gee, one of those existential evenings, dear?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

Yeppers

Men Are Like Bluetooth-Women are Like Wi-Fi

steve148 comments on May 4, 2018:

I always thought that men age like a fine wine. Women age like??? well milk

OpposingOpposum replies on May 5, 2018:

@steve148 no it's not. To clarify, that"rude" was meant for you not @sassygirl3869. I was really tired .

The Pool - News & Views - There Is No 'Right To Sex' And Men Are Not 'Owed' Anything

2askjoe comments on May 4, 2018:

Sadly, horrifically, these men have been coddled by their mothers, primarily, and believe this hogwash. Just yesterday I spoke with my daughter about this, and I hope with every fibre of my being that she never has to encounter such a man--especially one who has just been 'triggered" and has a ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

Oh of course! It's their. *mothers* faults! How is it men are never responsible for their own shitty behaviour?

Men Are Like Bluetooth-Women are Like Wi-Fi

steve148 comments on May 4, 2018:

I always thought that men age like a fine wine. Women age like??? well milk

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

@sassygirl3869 rude!

Posting something to test the missing "thin" bug that we see on about 3% of the post.

CaroleKay comments on May 4, 2018:

I'm thinking we can make this thing like a Scrabble game, here are 12 letter words with thin in them, and some emojis, lol!. :D labyrinthine hypoxanthine strophanthin stealthiness soothingness thingumajigs thingamabobs thingamajigs thinkingness tinsmithings unworthiness unthinkingly worthinesses :D ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

Lololol

[reddit.app.link] Good to see some folks are serious about water conservation.

Petter comments on May 4, 2018:

Many, many years ago there was an advert in the UK which stated "Save water, bath with a friend." It was pulled by the censorship board!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

Fuddy duddies

Some girls behind the register asked me the usual questions about what kind of bike I had, what ...

Bierbasstard comments on May 4, 2018:

Now all you need is the private jet and a "red room". Lol

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

Eww

[reddit.app.link] Good to see some folks are serious about water conservation.

JimG comments on May 4, 2018:

I saw the NSFW alert and had to close it. I can only imagine.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

Its not that bad. Mostly just funny. Wouldn't watch it qt work though.

When you have to scratch that itch...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Oh deer.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

@Emme I was on a roll yesterday

What quirks do you have?

Plainjane comments on May 3, 2018:

I hate dirty feet. I cannot walk barefoot for fear of feeling a grain of sand or something on my feet. I have to wear socks and/ or slippers at all times.I can't bear to see dirty feet on anyone else, either. Skeeves me out.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

Oh dear. You'd hate me. I'm a raging cracker and hate shoes

What quirks do you have?

IAMGROOT comments on May 4, 2018:

I eat a lot of Cheez-Its, probably too many.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

@Stacey48 that's hilarious

Who dares?..

Johnsalterego comments on May 3, 2018:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-s-penis-amputated-after-viagra-overdose-8835146.html

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

Oh that's awful

Would blocking somebody here be the same as shunning in a religious sense?

Lukian comments on May 3, 2018:

Ok I'll bite.... Imagine for a second a person shunned from atheism/agnosticism, does that mean he/she is forced into choosing a religion? Us: "You!, yes, you!. You are not welcomed here. You must start worshiping a diety and read only one book from now on! Leave us!" He/she: "aaaaaah man!" ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

Why does baby Jesus have donkey ears?

Would blocking somebody here be the same as shunning in a religious sense?

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

In a way, yes. Not as universal, but same effect on a smaller scale.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

We don't have that much scope over someones life though and individual blocking seems of much less magnitude than wholesale shunning.

Bill, Eric, Blindbird, Nick My first friends here...I will see you in hell

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

If there really was one, we'd take over!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee hey!

Pick up lines. Let me hear your best and most cheesy pick up lines.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Do you come here often? Because I was hoping to stalk you.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

@SpikeTalon lolololololol no worries bro. Not after you.

Pick up lines. Let me hear your best and most cheesy pick up lines.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Do you come here often? Because I was hoping to stalk you.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol. Right? I'm so flattered you noticed ;)

A newbie just asked me if she had to be at a specific level to start a group.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Maybe something low like 2 or 3 just to make sure they're not trolls or scammers.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee thats fair

Bill, Eric, Blindbird, Nick My first friends here...I will see you in hell

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

If there really was one, we'd take over!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

Speak for yourself! I am innocent as the driven snow. ?

I just want to be the reason that some woman somewhere lowers her standards.

agod2some comments on May 3, 2018:

I have been, and it's not necessarily going to work in your favor.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 4, 2018:

@agod2some nice

We all have that one fantasy celebrity cheat. Who is yours? Mine is Rachel Maddow.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Jason momoa for sure!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@Redcupcoffee more mamoa for me ;)

Sometimes I wish I were a dog. True or False?

ronin73 comments on May 3, 2018:

I could enjoy biting a few certain individuals

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Don't let your dreams be dreams.I mean, you do have teeth...

Walgreens has a sale...

Emme comments on May 3, 2018:

So there's Coke, butt fingering & tide (pods)...sounds like a teenage challenge party. The next "it" challenge is ghost pepper enemas!?Get started kids?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Ow!

Bill, Eric, Blindbird, Nick My first friends here...I will see you in hell

mistymoon77 comments on May 3, 2018:

So what's the rest of us, chopped liver?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@RavenCT aww hugs. You're a memer OG

When you have to scratch that itch...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Oh deer.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@Emme see above ?

Is there room for media censorship?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

No sir. The press needs more freedom to ask ANY question at any time. You want rules about what journalists can and can't ask? Move to Russia.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@Algernon of course. Neither freedom should be restricted.

This guy....

Johnsalterego comments on May 3, 2018:

You never know what demons are haunting someone...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

He was troubled but I still think his decision was reasonable considering his diagnosis.

National Day of Prayer

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Where's my fucking 10 million dollars?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@DeeTee butt off course

What's An 'Incel'? The Online Community Behind The Toronto Van Attack : NPR

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Guys,guys look! Here's one in the wild.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@JimG oh trust me, I'm well aware. I stumbled on their subreddit 3 years or so ago. I was completely unsuprised when elliot rodgers turned out to be one.

Let his juices fill you ??

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Do I win grossest post of the day?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@AnneWimsey lol

I see what you did there....

Emme comments on May 3, 2018:

The specific name of this particular piece varies. Sometimes it's called, 'you win' Sometimes it's called, 'you lose' ?(ploop)

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@Markus someone hasn't been paying attention ???

Help! I just asked a nice old lady in a hardware store if she knew if they had good hoes there.

btroje comments on May 3, 2018:

I never knew hoes were interested in gardening

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

As hoes age their interests widen...

Help! I just asked a nice old lady in a hardware store if she knew if they had good hoes there.

countrylife comments on May 3, 2018:

Well. There is a Hell, MI. I'm not sure if you will find any hoes there or not. :)

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Men ?

Is there room for media censorship?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

No sir. The press needs more freedom to ask ANY question at any time. You want rules about what journalists can and can't ask? Move to Russia.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@Davidthinks honestly I can't decipher your reply enough to tell if I agree or not. Just what?

Mind your words???

Nickbeee comments on May 3, 2018:

Hahahaha!! I don't have an internal dialogue really but mostly it is sighs or those soft exhales with the lips pursed! Like just what the fucks. lol. I would be covered in "WTF".

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@Emme they are indeed. I wouldn't suggest bad tats for @Nickbeee

MicroMemes

Insectra comments on May 3, 2018:

I like the Saturniid caterpillar (no, Mr. Bond...)! This is one of my Luna caterpillars from last summer. I always envisioned it with Monty Burns's voice: "Excellent".

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Lol!

When you have to scratch that itch...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Oh deer.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@Johnsalterego https://youtu.be/79DijItQXMM

Cetacean cloud

hankster comments on May 3, 2018:

that is amazing.... never seen a cloud like that.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@btroje may be thats what I found so unsettling when I visited. Very strange feel to your state.

Cetacean cloud

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Whale,whale,whale would ya look at that?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@btroje that is breathtaking btw.

Is there room for media censorship?

ArturoS comments on May 3, 2018:

Absolutely not. The press should not be vetoed from asking politicians any questions about any matter that’s of public concern. The press’ justification for its existence is not to expand on or disseminate ideas or knowledge about events that politicians favor. In fact, the press is not there ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@Davidthinks nope. Not the place of law to censor journalists like that.

Age of member

Akfishlady comments on May 3, 2018:

Your age is 75? Why do you care? We have all ages, and all types of people.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@rdh2112 nothings wrong with me. I'm just not scared to say what everyone else is thinking. As a very general rule relationships with people much older or younger than oneself have major power imbalances. Coupled with difficulty relating to an individual one or two generations removed from oneself, these are often relationships full of coercion and manipulation. Also it's pretty gross. (Note there are certain exceptions to this rule when the individuals are particularly suited to one another. You know who you are)

I see what you did there....

Emme comments on May 3, 2018:

The specific name of this particular piece varies. Sometimes it's called, 'you win' Sometimes it's called, 'you lose' ?(ploop)

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@RavenCT teehee. Just gonna have to start blocking all orifices. This could get uncomfortable.

National Day of Prayer

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Where's my fucking 10 million dollars?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@DeeTee I'm not greedy

I just want to be the reason that some woman somewhere lowers her standards.

agod2some comments on May 3, 2018:

I have been, and it's not necessarily going to work in your favor.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Impressive beard for a woman...

I had better be some damn good green chile

NothinnXpreVails comments on May 3, 2018:

Better than sex could also mean it is available.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Lol

Age of member

Akfishlady comments on May 3, 2018:

Your age is 75? Why do you care? We have all ages, and all types of people.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@rdh2112 not scared to be judged. A seventy year old creeping on 20-30 somethings is fucked up.

I see what you did there....

Emme comments on May 3, 2018:

The specific name of this particular piece varies. Sometimes it's called, 'you win' Sometimes it's called, 'you lose' ?(ploop)

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Safety first!

MicroMemes

zorialoki comments on May 3, 2018:

Insects can be so funny sometimes with the crazy things they say

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

You may want to dial back the mushroom consumption a tad.

Age of member

ScienceBiker comments on May 3, 2018:

Why are you all making assumptions and slappin' the bejeezus out of him for asking a simple question? It's not like he asked if we have a prayer circle or anything. He's just asking about demographics. Drink summore whiskey and lighten up.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Because someone who claims to be 75 asking about people 30-40 years younger is creepy af. It's like you or I scoping out high schoolers.

Age of member

indirect76 comments on May 3, 2018:

My member is the same age I am.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Lolololol. Thanks for the member update. Will this be a regular occurrence?

MicroMemes

Emme comments on May 3, 2018:

The spider is so cute & I don't even like spiders❣?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Isn't it adorable?

MicroMemes

RavenCT comments on May 3, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecrheD1eYYU Highlander reference for extra points.... Poor Mantis.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Nice!

Age of member

Akfishlady comments on May 3, 2018:

Your age is 75? Why do you care? We have all ages, and all types of people.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Yep. That is a weird post coming from someone NOT in the age range asked about. Wouldn't you be looking for people in their 60s and 70s?

What's An 'Incel'? The Online Community Behind The Toronto Van Attack : NPR

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Guys,guys look! Here's one in the wild.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@ki-bee yep. We're a different, lesser species, you know.

Mind your words???

Nickbeee comments on May 3, 2018:

Hahahaha!! I don't have an internal dialogue really but mostly it is sighs or those soft exhales with the lips pursed! Like just what the fucks. lol. I would be covered in "WTF".

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

So you'd look like this?

Let his juices fill you ??

KKGator comments on May 3, 2018:

We need to start putting "barf warnings" on some of these posts. I came damned close to needing a new laptop,

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Sorry. It was so gross I had to share.

Let his juices fill you ??

germangirl90439 comments on May 3, 2018:

May I be the first to BARF!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Beat ya to it.

Mind your words???

EricTrommater comments on May 3, 2018:

....eye of the beholder.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Hey! Nice shirt,Boss.

BEING ACCEPTABLE! How hard do you try?

AmiSue comments on May 3, 2018:

I am acceptable only from a safe distance.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Ha! Same.

What's An 'Incel'? The Online Community Behind The Toronto Van Attack : NPR

ShellyBean comments on May 3, 2018:

Men are not scarey. Relationships are scarey. But many many white Men, especially Christian Men, feel entitled to a woman's body.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@Simon1 lol

What's An 'Incel'? The Online Community Behind The Toronto Van Attack : NPR

Nickbeee comments on May 3, 2018:

Truly nuts dude. Cannot really get my head round these people.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@Nickbeee. They are scary. One or two trips there will have you terrified of men.

I k it best to pitch a tent in the garden and sign the mortgage over to the invading ant army.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Perhaps if you feed them you can become their new queen and have an army at your disposal ?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@AmiSue imagine what you could do with a fearless,godless army!

What's An 'Incel'? The Online Community Behind The Toronto Van Attack : NPR

Nickbeee comments on May 3, 2018:

Truly nuts dude. Cannot really get my head round these people.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@Nickbeee oh thats the really fun part. Most of them agree that a woman who isnt a virgin is a whore, also any woman not a perfect 10 and under 110 pounds is disgusting. Considering that most of them make jack black look like a jason momoa (and their horribleness as humans) you can imagine how much success they have. Also they become enraged when anyone suggests they change in any way. Learn skills or be better human beings? Absolutely not, women HAVE to adore them just because they're males and they exist.

What's An 'Incel'? The Online Community Behind The Toronto Van Attack : NPR

evestrat comments on May 3, 2018:

*sigh* .... I have a lot to say on this subject ... I do research on romantic rejection (I'm a social psychologist) ... suffice it to say, men who engage in the Incel movement are indeed a minority ... and yet, women are going to err on the side of caution when it comes to judgments based on ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

@Nickbeee uh Nick, I've been on those boards. Most of them are not appalled ,they regularly talk about raping and killing women for the crime of having sex with people of their choosing and applaud elliot rodgers and this last limp dick for their violence.

My most recent guest, a Giant Leopard Moth.

Insectra comments on May 3, 2018:

Fantastic! I'm jealous.... It will be about another 3 weeks before they start showing up here. Here's a pic from last year. It's kinda staged: these all showed up at the same time, I just moved them closer together for a pic.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 3, 2018:

Nice!

I just hit level 8! SWEET!!!

Palacinky comments on May 2, 2018:

C'mon, tell us... what perks do you get when you reach level 8? Don't make us WAIT!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

@Duke Hahahaha

Those of you who are 100% certain there is no god...

SmartKidCorner comments on May 2, 2018:

I cannot say for sure. This is why I am agnostic, rather than atheist. This is an important question.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

@atheist an atheist willing to admit that they haven't got all the answers either.

Where are the liberal blind spots?

indirect76 comments on May 2, 2018:

I feel like some that are on the far left ignore the fact than there are actual differences between the sexes that are not physical.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

Enormous eye roll.

Belief There are two modes of seeing the world.

Marine comments on May 2, 2018:

What you are discovering are your dark biases. Everyone has them but most of us ignore them and state that would never be me.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

I found (most) of mine years ago when I decided on reason rather than faith. I was raised to dislike people of color, foreigners, gay people etc. anyone different really. Having to weed that out of my kids head has come as a shock. I thought I'd rid my little world of that a long time ago

The selfie generation

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Men paint women for centuries: its art. Women take photographs of themselves : it's vanity. Somethings off there,can't quite put my finger on it...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

@Johnsalterego because that's where the mirrors are?

Belief There are two modes of seeing the world.

ashortbeauty comments on May 2, 2018:

Good rant. Knowing you on here, I have no worries about your son learning this concept.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

@Petter yes. I am a failure as a parent. You are entirely correct. I'll just go heave myself off a bridge,shall I?

All out of spoons.

z0000 comments on May 2, 2018:

Cute ... But what do those with sporks do?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

Stab less deeply?

Still dark.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Love Obvious Plant...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

I named my pet rock dr steve tanaka

Haunted Vagina - also this is a real book.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Well mine may have cobwebs at this point so...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

@Duke also those things come attached to people, I find people problematic.

[ted.

factorbelief comments on May 2, 2018:

Interesting study It brings up the possibility plants might be conscience.Or is this reaching too far?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

Maybe, maybe not. It's an intriguing question.

Haunted Vagina - also this is a real book.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Well mine may have cobwebs at this point so...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

@Duke lol. I think that might burn

How to deal with a bitch.

Jnei comments on May 2, 2018:

Isn't there some sort of "bitch spray" that masks the scent that attracts male dogs? I have no idea how effective it is as I've never owned a dog.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

@GoldenDoll hahahaha. I don't have a female ?. I'm setting it out as a visible warning to visitors.

Guys! I've got some bad news...

Coldo comments on May 2, 2018:

Would Never Touch That Godless Thing! (Use tongs while going to the toilet)

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

Lol!

Belief There are two modes of seeing the world.

Lukian comments on May 2, 2018:

Nice rant. I was already in agreement to this (I try not to burn facts then apply the ash to my eyelids for a perfect smoky eye look like Sarah H S.) Looking outside in, being from a more secular society (I.e. Québec), I have noticed that many laws and regulations in many parts of the US are ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

@Lukian thanks.

Belief There are two modes of seeing the world.

Lukian comments on May 2, 2018:

Nice rant. I was already in agreement to this (I try not to burn facts then apply the ash to my eyelids for a perfect smoky eye look like Sarah H S.) Looking outside in, being from a more secular society (I.e. Québec), I have noticed that many laws and regulations in many parts of the US are ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

@Lukian now if I can just convince everyone else...

How to deal with a bitch.

Jnei comments on May 2, 2018:

Isn't there some sort of "bitch spray" that masks the scent that attracts male dogs? I have no idea how effective it is as I've never owned a dog.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

Hahaha. If there is bitch spray, I'm buying a can to keep around for humorous affect.

Belief There are two modes of seeing the world.

Lukian comments on May 2, 2018:

Nice rant. I was already in agreement to this (I try not to burn facts then apply the ash to my eyelids for a perfect smoky eye look like Sarah H S.) Looking outside in, being from a more secular society (I.e. Québec), I have noticed that many laws and regulations in many parts of the US are ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

Its very true and its creating a class of people with no way out of poverty. The worst part is that we will never solve these problems as long as they're seen as personal shortcomings rather than systemic problems.

Just received this newbie message: "Thank you this has got to be better than Match.

hankster comments on May 2, 2018:

not near as fun as Christian Tingles though.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

@hankster oh lol

Why do women allow these ministers to quote the bible stating that they are inferior to men and that...

McVinegar comments on May 1, 2018:

We should all expect and demand equal treatment under the law. Justice is supposed to be blind. The criminal offender is the one who should be punished. Anyone who would believe a preacher who said, "it's your fault you got abused", is a fool. Stand up for justice. Stand for Womens rights! Stand for...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:

I don't disagree with MOST of what you said. I will disagree with the "fool" part. Its not so easy to throw off a lifetime of training and indoctrination and far too often the cops show up just in time to find the body of the person who was trying to leave. Then they stand around and bitch about why she didn't try to get out sooner. Another thing to keep in mind is the astronomical rates of spousal abuse in the rank and file of the police. How much help do you think an officer who believes wives should submit to their husbands really is? So much weight laid at the door of battered spouses and so much reality ignored when criticising them. I wish people put as much energy into solving problems as they do into judging people caught up in those problems.