Word definition of the day...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Wood you look at that!

I called in sick.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Get well soon. :(

Worst Text Use Ever ?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Ouch! Goddamn you ,Gwyneth paltrow!

Ah, the name of the group is a bit deceiving and I am pleasantly suprised.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Howdy

..........

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Idk why "pew,pew,pew" always cracks me up. Good one!

Comprehending The Religious Mind

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

The one on the far right tho!

...and he eats pizza with a fork!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Just when you thought Spanky couldn't go any lower.

When you can't even lol correctly.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I'm dying(laughing)

This particular religion does have my interest.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Nacho average belief structure!

Random shots, these are a bit older....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Gorgeous! Wish I were there.

Not a meme, but our theme song... [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I Dig It. Duly snagged and added to my playlist.

Today I had someone tell me, " if you don't spank your kids they'll grow up to be brats".

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Yes. It's so,so difficult to talk people out of this bias! My parents spanked me and that's why I'm not a jerk,is a really common argument I hear. It's always folks who stay with abusers,are abusers, are in and out of jail or have major drug problems too. I have given up trying to talk to them and just don't discuss my kids/have my kids around them. :(

The downfall of man? Lol....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

That is an enourmous vag. Just sayin.

I am not sure about this at all

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

That's some extreme floof.

Sunflowers! Samsung 8, Filtered with Pikazo app

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Neat!

Photos filtered with Prisma app

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I really,really like these.

Think for yourself, work for change...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Oh yes.

While out bird-watching I came across a muskrat and an Eastern painted turtle.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Cool! That turtle is gorgeous.

I cannot...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

(L)

@Blindbird should surprise her kids for dinner..

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

About as likely to eat that as anything else I cook. "Bacon wrapped chicken and parmesan green beans? Yuck. I want pb&j".

That baby does look delicious though...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Ha! What'd you do now?

Anyone else have hyperthymesia?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I don't have it but that sounds really neat.

The new age is here.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Oh dear. I own all of this except the blonde. I just really like the aesthetic. Crap. Ima get kicked out the atheist club.

Ugh the 'nice guy' complex.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

All. The.Damn.Time. It's like, yo bro, I DO have a life(sort of).

Lol.......

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Right? For goodness sake does no one just Enjoy sex?

What's going on in there?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Warm water,achy feet, smell of lavender. What's Tom barking at, possums likely. Need to shave, need to clean but its so cozy in the bath. Laundry ,toys, dishes how late will I be cleaning? What song should I play? Rateliff?Hozier? Pink? John Butler? Maybe some hip-hop to get me off my butt. Haven't written anything in days, the boys keep me exhausted.

I have 2 pictures from Alaska.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

This is so horrible. I wish there was a god to smite people who do these things.

Life hack 1

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I knew there was a reason I liked you. (Well one of many ?)

High Force Again.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Wow.

I'm a Goofy Goober....rock!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I literally had this conversation two days ago...

At least somebody's getting laid....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Maybe I should take up cycling...

Knock knock puddin head..

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Knock,knock. Whoah a giant cock.

Spring? Smack!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Just sitting here in florida not sayin' nuthin...

Only 27576 more points to go.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

@LadyAlyxandra coming up on the left!

I'm cackling like the evil witch I am

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Also am attempting to "breast boobily down the street" because I'm absolutely tickled by that phrase.

What on Earth Is This Fiery Blob?... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Just so many joke replies to that headline,I can't pick one.

Cause Firemen are Hot

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

That dude can save my kitty any day?

Happens to me all the time.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Oh dear. Why does your bum have those red stripes? That looks serious.

I never have this problem with memes...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Hahaha. I was under the impression we bugged ya more than anything.

Off work today , Should be adulting and food shopping but This is so much more important

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Hahaha. Stealing these.

Here's how my morning started.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Ugh.

I am a grieving mother.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I am so so sorry for your loss. I have no words.

I suck at flirting....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I just can't understand why you guys are still single...

Gigity!....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

As an aging perv,I heartily approve this message.

Mystery solved....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Also penguin knees is fun to say.

A ship’s worst nightmare.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

That's disgusting. Some people will just take a leek anywhere!

Well this seems kind of harsh

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

She's right though

Then & now,...thoughts?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I think of this every time some asshat says "women in America have it good. There's no sexism here". I know damn well this kind of thing is waiting right under the suface and it wouldn't take much for us to go full "handmaids tale".

Not a meme! Par-ent-ing [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Hear. Hear!

Can I borrow a pencil?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Hahaha ouch

This ain't right

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Dark!

What happened to people just simply sharing?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Oh man. You just made my day.

Christian Author Says Vaccines Are 'Evil' Because The Bible Never Mentions Them

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

The stupid,it burns.

Some of my critters.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Neat critters!

Brain-Uploading Company Has No Immediate Plans to Upload Brains.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Do you want zombies? Because this sounds like the premise of a zombie movie.

It's shedding season: [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Lol. Same but with corgi

Attn: @Blindbird & @Insectra: Teeth-Bearing 'Zombie' Raccoons Scaring Residents of Ohio Town.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Poor critters. That's sad

Dont back talk!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Just shut up and drive,Timmy.

So apparently one of the recent updates on agnostic.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Bwahahahahaha

Everyday after work

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Hail Satan and his rubber squeaky.

I would say I am not superstitious, but you can’t argue the logic...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

???

So recently my girlfriend passed away.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Yes. I am terribly sorry for your loss.

You need to love yourself first to be able to create a good relationship. Do you agree?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Careful! Sometimes you get to love yourself and realize you don't really want a relationship.

Still "404's" showing up, folks! Warning Will Robinson!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

That's the code we used for potty breaks at my old job. Just so ya know I'm getting giggles out of these posts....

Does it bring me joy?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Er. I'm going to get in a lot of trouble if I throw out what's bugging me.

Jim Finds Flaws in Sex Trafficking Prevention Bills - The Jim Jefferies Show.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

He's not wrong. There is a tendancy for laws like this to wind up protecting the guilty and making life more dangerous for the vulnerable. Ever wonder why that is?

I have always had a fascination with the violin or “the fiddle” as it is known in certain ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Oh yes. Love,love,love her stuff!

Huh??? Lol

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Well I mean there were whips and a bunch of people got nailed, so....

How do you do on this test?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

170$

For every adult

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Right?!

New to this, hello. Any advice about the site

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Hello. Have fun, be authentic and don't hesitate to block those that are annoying. Your experience will be much better for it.

For all you partners and co-inhabitants out there; [theatlantic.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Hahaha. Need to send this in a message to every straight man on here.

These were supposed to be part of the grammar post... But glitches being as they are.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Glitches be trippin'

Cloud of lies!!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Brads a bastard

I have someone specific in mind... wonder who?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Bahahaha

To many folks on here faith is a dirty word.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Yeah. There's no faith involved in atheism. There is absolutely no evidence of any kind of Creator being, much less the Xtian concept of god. I very simply don't believe shit there's no evidence for.

Can You Pass an 11th Grade US History Quiz? - Zoo

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

28 out of 35. I suck at dates. Those are the ones I always miss.

Have you ever pirated movies, music, software or books through downloading or illegal streaming ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Nice try,FBI

Ok, back to TBT, a little further than the last, from the 1950's to the 1850's...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I read somewhere that the overly attached girlfriend one is actually a posed corpse.

STILL not letting me!!!!!!!!!!!! How are other people posting???????

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

You have to try repeatedly. After my 2nd or 3rd post I get locked out.

What are some of the things professing christians have done to irritate you and why did you find it ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Well one just f*×$ing messaged me on here to tell me I'm wrong about religion. That's pretty irritating.

The '50's, TBT enough for ya'! (4 or 5 tries each to get a take, this is getting to be work, ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I'm thinking it might be taking 4 or 5 tries to get it up *because* you're from the 50's?

Televangelist: With God’s Help, I Brought a Dead Ant Back to Life – Friendly Atheist

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Sorry Satant Omng lol

30 seconds in heaven is better than 29 seconds in heaven.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I see nobodies willing to touch this one. ???

Duck suit meme sans 404 error.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I mean, honestly,that looks pretty fun.

Ermergerhd lets see if this posts

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Relatable AF. More Orc tho

For those that like succulents

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Now thats a fertility symbol.

Story of my life

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

You haven't lived until you've frantically searched for your glasses for an hour only to discover they were on your face the whole time.

Still getting "404" responses on some photos here, just as an FYI!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Same

How about a childhood photo?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I was cute for like, 5 minutes.

I warned @Blindbird, I really did...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Also @triggered....

we now return you to our amputee humor...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Doctors hate her! See how she lost 20 lbs with this one simple trick!

Another Lewis , The Rant Is Due... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Go to a christian hospital. Looool!

Morning sexism / patriarchal meme.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

@triggered!

@Insectra . Got someg for ya ?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Anyone else notice something always gets turned into someg? Methinks the code writer has a sense of humor.

What is your favorite creature of all time?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Octopus. Clever, bizarre, fascinating animal.

When she says the wrong thing in bed...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Now they really got beef

Would you live in a 400 sq ft home, if it meant you could live in an absolutely beautiful place?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Yes. Less stuff to clean. More time to enjoy.

Sorry Eric

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Bahahaha

I want a second opinion....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Had a doctor tell me. "You are very heavy and look much older than your age". Russians don't worry much about tact....