So @BeeHappy has her own group now.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Also I may be looking for a new moderator soon....lol.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 21, 2018:

:(

So @BeeHappy has her own group now.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

As soon as I find anything positive!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Well. I know couple hookers who are positive for multiple things....

So...the member Desperado. Does anyone else find his name calling and insults offensive?

Nickbeee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

What I have noticed is certain people always turn up in groups of likeminded users to make negative comments usually contrary to the whole groups philosophy !!! That is a bit odd ..

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 21, 2018:

@Nickbeee. Fanburger is literally mentally ill, I think. He actually believes the studf he's saying. So...idk

Just asking questions....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Doesn't gp in the cookies bro. It goes in the baker. 2 reasons I'm getting fat again.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol. I get more and more bummed thst you don't live closer.

I'm not a believer in astrology of course..... But if this is true about Pisces I'm a convert.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I can tell you Scorpio's are overpriced on there from my experience! and virgo's lol Libra is bang on lmfao

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Hey! That looks right to me?

Our walk this morning.

MrLizard comments on Apr 20, 2018:

That last one is cool. Interesting angle.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Thanks

Senate Votes to Confirm Bridenstine as NASA Administrator [space.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Just waiting for him to begin dismantling It from within, like the rest of the republican appointees. Some days I'm pissed I didn't wake up dead.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@RavenCT ?

Our walk this morning.

gloriadeb comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Do I see a Pilleated Woodpecker?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Yes you do :)

Do "nice guys" complain too much about dating, relationships, and love (or lack thereof)?

TimWhitaker comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Complaining in general is pretty much universally seen as a low-status behavior. Anyone can identifiy a problem and whine about it. A quality person will either keep quiet if there is nothing constructive to be done or do something about the problem if it is within his/her power.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Nah. I'm going to disagree with you on that. Not speaking up about problems or perceived problems isn't a sign of strength. Being open and honest and willing to hear the other side IS. If you don't bring up issues there's no opportunity for dialogue. Furthermore abuse of all kinds thrives on silence.

Maybe some better cooks can help me.

JustChris comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Never forget salt. Salt AS you cook. There's a book I have called "Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat" by Samin Nosrat and she talks about the value of salt and not being afraid of it. It can lift flavors. BUT, don't go crazy. Taste as you go. Also, I find a touch of balsamic vinegar helps for sweetness.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@JustChris erm. Think I'll pass. Thanks though.?

Our walk this morning.

Donna_I comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Love the minion tattoos! :)

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

He insisted on wearing all of them ?

My drink of choice.

Vipyr82 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

At least you’re not garnishing with a Tide Pod.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Too mainstream

Maybe some better cooks can help me.

AncientNight comments on Apr 20, 2018:

When you say 'BLAH', do you mean that it tasted terrible or did it have a nothing kind of taste? Or, was it somewhere in between? I used to use jar sauces, but, lately they've started to taste too sweet. I think they use more sugars than they used to I don't make sauce too much myself, but it ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

It was bland. Thanks for the tips.

My drink of choice.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

@Blindbird, what the devil would you call this concoction? "Single Mother's Smoothie"?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Today, Yes.

k before you click Send.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Notice we're still getting that weird disappearing 'thin' thing.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@Rudy1962 no. Never really considered it an option...

You decide!

Nickbeee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

LMFAO how about neither!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Same!

Maybe some better cooks can help me.

Freespirit64 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Bacon grease? Why? Many times I'll just get a jar of sauce and doctor that. Sautee your veggies...red onion, green peppers, whatever...and I'll squeeze out every bit of fat from the ground beef. Garlic, basil, oregano, thyme, SUGAR, a little butter and oftentimes a sprinkle of parmesan. Let it ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Bacon grease because its a flavor enhancer.

Maybe some better cooks can help me.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Dunno I would have done roughy same but olive oil and garlic and a carton off organic passatta .. Sometimes even a touch of butter in the oil. I also cook things like that for four hundred years lol.. Just wondering If the meat was not the tastiest meat ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

I think that might have been one of the issues.

"I miss you" It bothers me that sometimes the phrase ,"I miss you" comes into my head, sometimes I...

AMGT comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I say it at least 3 times a day, but I know exactly who is missing from me? If you don’t miss anyone, I agree with @Blindbird. You’re just a brain doing what a brain does :)

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

?

k before you click Send.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Notice we're still getting that weird disappearing 'thin' thing.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee I'm a little proud of my "in bread" crack earlier ?

Active lady looking for active man. Must love cats, water and being outside.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Nice beach!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee I am! Looks like a good place to be.

You and Mom

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 20, 2018:

My Mom was a good woman. She did her absolute best with the shit hand life dealt her. I learned a lot about ingenuity and the power of optimism from her.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@AMGT yes. Yes it can

Pining for the fjords!?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Sorry, Eric, it must be posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Yay!

k before you click Send.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Notice we're still getting that weird disappearing 'thin' thing.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

"Thin" has been eluding me for years.

Ever been called ugly or some other mean spirited slur to your face?

LeighShelton comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I've been called many things lol

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

:(

Ever been called ugly or some other mean spirited slur to your face?

Donotbelieve comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Shit. My own father said I was ugly.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@DerekD ouch.

Tell us please - The most recent POSITIVE comment someone made about you.

idlopalev comments on Apr 19, 2018:

except from coworkers or my boss no one anything positive to me lol

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

I think you're awesome AND pretty.

This could by why I always keep a back up pair....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 19, 2018:

So this person has bad eye sight because they're "in bread"?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@Markus at yeast they have foresite.

Trumps cuts to teen pregnancy prevention programs ruled unconstitutional.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I t won't be the last attack. & the cuts to Social Security & Medicare/Medicade are on their way, too!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

I know it. This administration seems focused on literally killing off as much of the population as possible.

Maybe some better cooks can help me.

RavenCT comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Garlic perhaps? Also put a whole peeled carrot in - it keeps it sweet without adding sugar. You just remove it when done.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Clever!

Maybe some better cooks can help me.

kmdskit3 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Bacon grease? Well if I didn't know already I'd guess you were from the south. ;) Maybe crush some spicy, dried peppers in it? Good luck!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@hankster I use it for baking too. Anything on the "darker side" gets bacon grease+ apple sauce for oil and coffee/espresso rather than water.

My Petty game on point today. To the stalkers Just test me please

Captnron59 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Stalk...stalk.... stalk... stalking!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@idlopalev lol! I never let the opportunity for a pun pass me by.

Maybe some better cooks can help me.

JustChris comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Never forget salt. Salt AS you cook. There's a book I have called "Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat" by Samin Nosrat and she talks about the value of salt and not being afraid of it. It can lift flavors. BUT, don't go crazy. Taste as you go. Also, I find a touch of balsamic vinegar helps for sweetness.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Thanks!

Maybe some better cooks can help me.

kmdskit3 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Bacon grease? Well if I didn't know already I'd guess you were from the south. ;) Maybe crush some spicy, dried peppers in it? Good luck!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Thanks! I am so from the south,I save it.

Ever been called ugly or some other mean spirited slur to your face?

Paul628 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I'm a little saddened that so many people have affirmatively responded to this post. :(

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@MikeMike don't be crestfallen friend. It's a stupid insult and untrue. Furthermore you now know who to avoid.

Wow. Emotional vocals. [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Nice whiskey voice on that girl.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol. I always have raging sarcasm to carry me through.

My Petty game on point today. To the stalkers Just test me please

Captnron59 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Stalk...stalk.... stalk... stalking!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@idlopalev pretty sure those are pot leaves. Nice thing about stoners. They're too lazy to stalk ya

What is your favorite genre of books and what was the last thing you read?

MissaDixon comments on Apr 19, 2018:

porn... vamp porn

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Check out Jorge Palacios Kindelan. Cool dude, really interesting work.

Wow. Emotional vocals. [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Nice whiskey voice on that girl.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@JustChris not like that girl but yeah.

Wow. Emotional vocals. [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Nice whiskey voice on that girl.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@JustChris haha. I'm out then.

Monty python for a new generation ?

Captnron59 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Blindbird.....that is so tasteless.... I'll have to give you a 98% ...minus the 2 because the bottom pic is of Monty's Python.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Tasteless is the goal bro

Ever been called ugly or some other mean spirited slur to your face?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Sorry that happened. Some people are just awful. Hope the rest of your day was better than that.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@MikeMike don't stop just because you ran into some jerks. Quick peek@your profile tells me you're not ugly at all.

Ever been called ugly or some other mean spirited slur to your face?

tmaaz comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Yeah -- I was in an emotionally and psychologically abusive relationship for many years, where one of her go-to gaslighting tactics was to tell me "you're really lucky I stay with you; who else would ever want to be around someone as fat and disgusting as you are?" -- you can only hear that for so ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

I'm sorry to hear you went through that. Those behaviours can be really damaging.

Ever been called ugly or some other mean spirited slur to your face?

Donotbelieve comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Shit. My own father said I was ugly.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@cannon1975 idk most of the "dads" I knew as a kid were mean af.

Ever been called ugly or some other mean spirited slur to your face?

Paul628 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I'm a little saddened that so many people have affirmatively responded to this post. :(

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

As I said earlier, I think its a generic insult mainly used by those with no imagination.

Ever been called ugly or some other mean spirited slur to your face?

Donotbelieve comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Shit. My own father said I was ugly.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@PraiseXenu not really. Hard to tell with him. His hero was John Wayne and he was definitely a student of the stoic school.

Ever been called ugly or some other mean spirited slur to your face?

Donotbelieve comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Shit. My own father said I was ugly.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

My dad used to say I looked like a frog.

This is something I think about often. How did we go down this road?

Tompain1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Americans are victims of class war. The aristocratic class has successfully convinced the working class that their servitude and loyalty even against their own interests is a virtue.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Absolutely This!

Ever been called ugly or some other mean spirited slur to your face?

cannon1975 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I am sorry you had that happen. I know it sucks. 20 years ago, during the AOL days, I was 22 and a girl who I was chatting with asked me for a picture. I sent her what I thought was my best and her response was, "Ew. You're ugly" and she disappeared from the chat. It wasn't the first time I'd ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

I'm sorry. On the bright side you dodged a bullet. What a bitch.

Ever been called ugly or some other mean spirited slur to your face?

MarlaPaine comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Not actually to my face but people driving by like to comment on my weight. Was out for a leisurely bike ride once and some guy yelled out, “you’re not going to loose weight riding like that.”

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Thats awful. Wtf is wrong with those people?

Ever been called ugly or some other mean spirited slur to your face?

Donotbelieve comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I have been called ugly, as well. They also said that my eyes were creepy. It would have been easier to ignore if I hadn't had a crush on the person. I felt like a freak after that.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@Donotbelieve. Its the go-to insult, I think. I'm willing to bet everyone's been called ugly at one point or another. All the more reason to discount it. ?(though I know it stings) It does seem like the most attractive people are the ones replying. Funny.

Ever been called ugly or some other mean spirited slur to your face?

Donotbelieve comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I have been called ugly, as well. They also said that my eyes were creepy. It would have been easier to ignore if I hadn't had a crush on the person. I felt like a freak after that.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

I'm so sorry .

Jake Makes The Criminals Sing | Season 5 Ep. 17 | BROOKLYN NINE-NINE - YouTube

Petter comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Sort of remember the tune. Was it popular about 25 years ago?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Yep. It. HAS been that long. Time to bust out my walker and adult diapers.

Dating sucks.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 19, 2018:

If you needed to barf this morning...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@RavenCT down with that ;)

What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you during sex?

AdorkableMe comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Not me, but my sister. It's a long tale. Buckle up. So I wake up to like 6 missed calls on my phone. 4 from my sister, 2 from my parents. My sister's message is that her husband is in the hospital having surgery and I need to call her. I try calling a couple times and get no answer so I call my ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Oh dear. This happened to a buddy of mine as well. His wife has definitely not lived it down 10 years later, though that might have something to do with how much he relishes telling the tale.

Dating sucks.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 19, 2018:

If you needed to barf this morning...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@RavenCT lol. Yuck

Jake Makes The Criminals Sing | Season 5 Ep. 17 | BROOKLYN NINE-NINE - YouTube

ArdentAtheist comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I know nothing about the song or the show but still funny :-)

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Yeah. No context needed.

Are introductions a thing?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Hello. ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@Reikodriver1981 good

Are introductions a thing?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Hello. ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@Reikodriver1981 out there as usual. How are you?

Jake Makes The Criminals Sing | Season 5 Ep. 17 | BROOKLYN NINE-NINE - YouTube

njoy_life_2 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Aw, here I thought we were gonna see blues bros, Jake and jailhouse rock.. ;)

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Things have happened since 1979. Just sayin'.

Dating sucks.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

A good date sucks

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol

Dating sucks.

Vipyr82 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Sometimes I wonder if it’s easier just to have a three-way with Smith and Wesson. I hear they play a mean game of Russian Roulette.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Hey. You're close to me. Anytime you want to get drunk and shit talk people, hit me up :)

Dating sucks.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 19, 2018:

If you needed to barf this morning...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

That's right ladies. I saved the worst for last!

Sugar and spice can kill you

Captnron59 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Haven't thought of that about serial killers.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Well we are forced by circumstance to learn how to clean blood very early...

Watching Spongebob yesterday and noticed that the fish and sandy the squirell had boobs.

Freespirit64 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol...I'm still stuck on why the older cartoon characters never wore pants....

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Right? Where are your pants, pig?!

You Won’t Believe What Obama Says In This Video! ? - YouTube

kmdskit3 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Fucking brilliant! Thanks for the post. :)

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Thought you all would be interested.

Meh you know its true

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I feel a sudden need for a bottle of whiskey.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@idlopalev all of the above!???

Meh you know its true

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I feel a sudden need for a bottle of whiskey.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@idlopalev oh yes. Now I'm sad you didn't.

Meh you know its true

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I feel a sudden need for a bottle of whiskey.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@idlopalev hahahaha. Wait dudes on here sent you dick pics?

Meh you know its true

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I feel a sudden need for a bottle of whiskey.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@idlopalev bwahahahahaha. Dont forget the summoning satan thing.

Meh you know its true

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I feel a sudden need for a bottle of whiskey.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@idlopalev sounds like a plan to me!

Meh you know its true

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I feel a sudden need for a bottle of whiskey.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@idlopalev lol.

I've screwed up again.

SpikeTalon comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Avoid the nice guys...they are anything but nice.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@SpikeTalon usually means you've been blocked. Others still see their posts and replies but you don't.

Don't try this at home, kids

Nickbeee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Piles or noodles ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Nickbeee more like inTASTY. Aaaaand I've just grossed myself out.

Meh you know its true

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I feel a sudden need for a bottle of whiskey.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@idlopalev hahaja come hang out here. We'll sneak sips when the kids aren't looking ;)

Don't try this at home, kids

Nickbeee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Piles or noodles ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

That's actually one really long intestinal worm ?

Natural is better!

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Bet that one isn't on Snopes...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Livinlife yeah. I'd rather scrub those images from my brain too.

You Won’t Believe What Obama Says In This Video! ? - YouTube

JohnnyThorazine comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I could tell by the mouth region that it wasn't him...but it wouldn't be hard to fool most of america with shit like this....my biggest worry, is that this is going to be a 'I didn't say that' defense. Ugh.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Yup.

Confirming @phxbillcee 's worst fears ;)

Insectra comments on Apr 18, 2018:

He's not a fan of lizards, eh?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee guilty!

Some of the posts here are serious in tone and beg a serious response.

kozmic comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Either one works for me. As an old candy bar commercial said "Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't".

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee ???

[youtu.be] Hey kids, you wanna get really mad at an old white dude?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

That's my girl! B.D. is great!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Yeah she is. So glad you got me into her stuff!

Natural is better!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I'll stick with pie, thanks! LOL

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Creampies?

Natural is better!

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Bet that one isn't on Snopes...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Livinlife there's video of them doing that fyi. Also otters rape baby seals.

Thanks Jesus.

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

It hasn't worked for me yet, still haven't found mine.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Obviously he's mad because of the atheism and all. Probably stole them himself.

You Won’t Believe What Obama Says In This Video! ? - YouTube

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Looked like he had an abscess in his left cheeck

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Yeah it did.

You Won’t Believe What Obama Says In This Video! ? - YouTube

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

This that fake one ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Yep

More lizards!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Lots & lots of lizards out here in AZ, cool little buggers! Even if most of them in my backyard are missing tails due to the feral family of cats that live out there, too!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Lot Lizards,what?

Can someone give a guy a hand??

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

This one might smack ya upside your head & tell you to scratch your own ass..

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Haha I kind of loved that movie.

Oh good luck!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:

All over. Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@EricTrommater@Markus pfft amateurs.

Confirming @phxbillcee 's worst fears ;)

Insectra comments on Apr 18, 2018:

He's not a fan of lizards, eh?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee not that kind of gag, provert. :)

Confirming @phxbillcee 's worst fears ;)

Insectra comments on Apr 18, 2018:

He's not a fan of lizards, eh?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

He's got a running gag that women are actually lizard creatures from outer space.

Some of the posts here are serious in tone and beg a serious response.

kozmic comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Either one works for me. As an old candy bar commercial said "Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't".

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Too true!

Customer service point of view.

Charlene comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Yeah I worked retail..people are dicks generally..with an occasionally nice customer..

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@SherryMartin that sounds horrible. I live in Sarasota so I know the type?

Name something women should stop doing.

NicThePoet comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Shaving.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@VAL3941 I dont think you understand what a neccesity is. Also you're gross.

Terrible mistake

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Women, never satisfied!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Right? Jeez...

Green onions that were growing in my fridge a few months ago just flowered ?

AMGT comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Hahahhaaa I love kid feet!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Me too. They're the cutest

Green onions that were growing in my fridge a few months ago just flowered ?

hankster comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I like the way them kid feet pajama pants match the little flowers.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 17, 2018:

I saw my opportunity and took it :)

My First Meth Lab

EricTrommater comments on Apr 17, 2018:

https://youtu.be/2B0FCmtZdPE

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Haha. I think I have a new channel to watch.

If only it was that simple.

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

You need to send this over to that crazy one that posted about how most men on here are letting themselves go because they have facial hair and its not "trendy", she is one piece of work.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@phxbillcee who said that? I'll kick her butt. I love me some beards.

In hindsight I should have seen the clues....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

That & the human skin lamp-shades should have tipped you off!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 17, 2018:

You HAVE been to my house?!!!