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Anyone want secular daycare and pre school? I'd like to begin an open program of athiest child care....
MissKathleen comments on Apr 9, 2018:
No reason why you couldn't be successful...how many people require religion as part of daycare?
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 10, 2018:
@Virgoan are you freaking kidding? That's infuriating.
[serenityspell.com] You all are probably the only ones who would get why I was excited to see a ...
Islandgurl comments on Apr 10, 2018:
What is the reason for the red coloration? I see brown and green anoles every day but they're invasive species here. I love to watch them in the garden.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 10, 2018:
The brown are invasive here as well. Don't know the reason for the new red phase. Must be selected for somehow. The one I saw was beautifully cardinal red.
Jay and Silent Bob I'm Jay
EricTrommater comments on Apr 10, 2018:
Crude but effective....
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 10, 2018:
Are you saying this has worked for you?
This is a time of over-rated sexual attention. Commercials try to make us believe that males as well...
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 9, 2018:
You are definitely wrong about women. Our sexual appetites tend to expand as we age.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 10, 2018:
@Gert hence the word tend. Thanks for playing though. People having different experiences is a thing yes but just because someone you know has lost their drive doesn't mean the rest of us do. The statistics and my experience talking to numerous women back up my opinion. Side note have you considered goingbto a sex therapist?
Moving back to Sarasota this summer from out of state. Any Sarasota area freethinkers here?
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 10, 2018:
Hey! Hit me up. We'll go have coffee at the reserve. :)
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 10, 2018:
@Lysistrata it's a plan ?
Literally just had a convo with a guy on a dating site who used the "I'm in a sex less marriage " ...
RobAnybody comments on Apr 9, 2018:
To be fair, I did spend a long time with my second marriage being almost entirely contact-free (cf Cuddle buddy thread). It does happen and it hurts.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 10, 2018:
@RobAnybody. Because asking someone to cheat with you is deeply disrespectful of the marriage and the person you're trying to talk into being a mistress. It's emotionally damaging to everyone involved.
I want to explore a touchy topic. A topic I think humans need to explore. It is the elephant in the ...
Bobby9 comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Referring back to the illustrations you cited (war, sex crimes, concentration camps) the answer is obvious. the male gender is the gender comitting (and charged with) these actions because in vitually al cases a male and other males are in charge. Females virtually never are in charge of a society. ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 10, 2018:
@Bobby9 uh huh. Buh bye
Negging So I've been seeing some negging on here lately and I'd like to talk about it. For ...
SpikeTalon comments on Apr 10, 2018:
Never heard of that term before, thank you for sharing that information. Lucky for me I didn't just come to this platform for the dating part, if that sort of thing has been taking place on here lately.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 10, 2018:
Not a lot by any means. I wrote this when I saw an instance and that was the first I saw after 3 months maybe.
A totally different take on 2 different movies!
EricTrommater comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Maybe this time you actually get to see the fish's dick!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 10, 2018:
@EricTrommater lol. ? fish dicks ,fish dicks, icky sticky fish dicks? Side note: I'm loopy and need to go to bed
Judge not lest ye be toasted....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Two for my neck & head, two more to stand in for my imaginary girl!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 10, 2018:
You know you're getting a blow up sheep for christmas, right?
Judge not lest ye be toasted....
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I'm just gonna point out for the "imaginary partner" folks that pillows don't fart, steal the covers, mumble weird stuff in their sleep or drool. Just sayin'.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 10, 2018:
@idlopalev oh no. That's terrible for both people.
It's a public service really....
RavenCT comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Yeah it's a stabby kind of Monday - I discovered I ran out of heating oil at 10:30 pm last night. Some days dragging your almost corpse from bed is just not worth it.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
I'm sorry. That is not good at all. Hugs
I hope this is totally inappropriate! lol
idlopalev comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I'm commenting for the following laughs that will ensue...@balou Almond Joy because sometimes you feel like a nut
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@Nickbeee get him
Easy there someone could get hurt
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
They don't call it 'banging' for no reason!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Boy it has been a while huh?
Literally just had a convo with a guy on a dating site who used the "I'm in a sex less marriage " ...
paul1967 comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Are you sure he said, I'm "in" and not, I was in? If he said I'm in, then he's an ass and no, I can't imagine many women are looking for a cheater as a partner. What an ass-hat! He makes men look bad.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
I'm sure
Literally just had a convo with a guy on a dating site who used the "I'm in a sex less marriage " ...
Wrytyr comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I never used that one even when it was the truth.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
That's the thing. I'm pretty ok with polyamory. Doesn't bug me . What does bug me is the lying and sneaking and disrespect of the people who are supposed to be closest to you. I don't get it. If you know you're not good at being faithful, why not find a relationship where that's not an issue? Ugh
A totally different take on 2 different movies!
EricTrommater comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Maybe this time you actually get to see the fish's dick!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Here ya go! Happy?
What's in a name?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Somehow I don't think cream cheese would help!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Blech
Negging So I've been seeing some negging on here lately and I'd like to talk about it. For ...
mistymoon77 comments on Apr 9, 2018:
This was the case with my last BF, got rid of his crazy ass over 4 yrs ago.. never to look back. He was classic because he such low self esteem himself. Being a narcissist to boot and also a gas lighter, he finally went in for therapy and found out he was manic depressive with a bi-polar ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Thank you. I too had a short relationship with a narcissist and I'm ashamed to say he did a good job of breaking me down even in the few months we were together. I know what it did to me and I'd hate to see someone else go through it.
Crisis Pregnancy Centers: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)... [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
As much of an old-fashioned a-hole that I am, I give to Planned Parenthood, & if I won a serious lottery amount one of the first things I'd do is donate to them & make sure it got as much news coverage as I could generate! It's about much more than just abortion rights, it's about women's rights & ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@phxbillcee sorry guys but I am for abortion unequivocally. Most women will only get one for very good reasons too numerous to list and those who would use abortion as BC would be awful parents anyway. A fetus is not a baby.
This is a time of over-rated sexual attention. Commercials try to make us believe that males as well...
GoldenDoll comments on Apr 9, 2018:
ROFL - post 45 "will most likely reflect on their longing for sexual satisfaction". Whoah have you got a lot to learn about post-menopausal women! Freedom from pregnancy and "hormones" is a total positive. But you have to keep fit then everything works just fine.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@Gert I'm an expert in being a woman and I've spent my life surounded by them so you can go amuse yourself elsewhere. Furthermore the research on this subject bears out my views. You're just operating on the way you THINK things are with no data to back up your opinions.
Literally just had a convo with a guy on a dating site who used the "I'm in a sex less marriage " ...
Lani comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Girl. Did you block him??
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Hell yeah I did
Literally just had a convo with a guy on a dating site who used the "I'm in a sex less marriage " ...
RobAnybody comments on Apr 9, 2018:
To be fair, I did spend a long time with my second marriage being almost entirely contact-free (cf Cuddle buddy thread). It does happen and it hurts.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
I understand it hurts but hurting someone else just seems like a bad way to handle that
Yep. It's a thing
idlopalev comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Went to the beer distributor the other day There was an IPA named Sweet baby Jesus. I need that and some bacon condoms...Oh and a man I guess
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Same!
Literally just had a convo with a guy on a dating site who used the "I'm in a sex less marriage " ...
ailurophile comments on Apr 9, 2018:
@Blindbird *"I'd think you'd work on your marriage before trying to drag others into the situation as well wouldn't you? This wasn't a poly situation, he specifically stated that his wife didn't know and thats why he doesnt do "dates". How much contempt do you have to have for another person to ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Sounds par for the course.
Yes I am a damn disney princess. But like,one of these.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I can see @Blindbird in all of these! The last one in particular!!!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
L.P. s ftw
This is a time of over-rated sexual attention. Commercials try to make us believe that males as well...
GoldenDoll comments on Apr 9, 2018:
ROFL - post 45 "will most likely reflect on their longing for sexual satisfaction". Whoah have you got a lot to learn about post-menopausal women! Freedom from pregnancy and "hormones" is a total positive. But you have to keep fit then everything works just fine.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Right? How do people still not know this?
This is a time of over-rated sexual attention. Commercials try to make us believe that males as well...
sassygirl3869 comments on Apr 9, 2018:
You're right about individual differences. I had my second daughter at 42. Probably just as active later than when younger. Everyone is different.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
No. In this case I think he's entirely misinformed.
Some of the reasons I'm still on fb
Coldo comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Leave My Kids Alone.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@phxbillcee gee Bill ???? what's bugging you? ?????
Literally just had a convo with a guy on a dating site who used the "I'm in a sex less marriage " ...
Nottheonlyone comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I used to hear it all the time. Worst pick up line ever.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Seriously though. Mem thought that would work?
Cartman, you are the man
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Well, he's always talking about balls & all, so,...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
What? You mean he's not just obsessed with soccer?
If God made himself known to you one day and said, "You must sacrifice the life of your child for ...
Nickbeee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Get really fucking high and wait it out a bit to se if he fucked off again!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Haha. Maybe thats why fundamentalists have a problem with marijuana. Makes you too chill to do psycho gawds bidding
This is a time of over-rated sexual attention. Commercials try to make us believe that males as well...
ScienceBiker comments on Apr 9, 2018:
There's not really any way to comment on this without sounding like bragging, but since you asked, I will say that for all the issues associated with being over 40,this isn't one of them. Franky I'm shocked at my endurance and staying power.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@ScienceBiker sorry man. Couldn't resist.
Grab his boobs
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Honestly, I've learned to let the lady I'm with take the lead in minor offenses. Women have been dealing with unwanted advances for years & can generally make a douche look like a douche without a barfight starting up. If he kept it up I'd make sure a beer bottle was handy. I'm but 5' 6", I'll do ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Audacity in all things is your lifes motto, isn't it?
Literally just had a convo with a guy on a dating site who used the "I'm in a sex less marriage " ...
ThereIsADog comments on Apr 9, 2018:
If he's in one then he should end the marriage or try to do something about it. If he has kids I understand how hard that is but that's all the more reason to go to counseling and state what a serious problem this is. It's literally putting the family unit at risk. However if he's chatting up girls ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Oh yeah. Not my problem and he's been blocked but I'm flabbergasted that someone would value others so little.
I camped in Florida a few times. Glad I didn't run into this
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 9, 2018:
How'd you get a picture of my backyard? ;)
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@phxbillcee you so get me !
This is a time of over-rated sexual attention. Commercials try to make us believe that males as well...
ScienceBiker comments on Apr 9, 2018:
There's not really any way to comment on this without sounding like bragging, but since you asked, I will say that for all the issues associated with being over 40,this isn't one of them. Franky I'm shocked at my endurance and staying power.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
How you doin'?
Literally just had a convo with a guy on a dating site who used the "I'm in a sex less marriage " ...
Marine comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Yes
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
That's sad
Just do your job!!
RavenCT comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Also "Holy crap! A talking cat!".
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@phxbillcee yes. Yes it is
Some of the reasons I'm still on fb
Coldo comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Leave My Kids Alone.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Aww
Literally just had a convo with a guy on a dating site who used the "I'm in a sex less marriage " ...
NothinnXpreVails comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I was in one of those
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Lots of people are but Damn . I'd think you'd work on your marriage before trying to drag others into the situation as well wouldn't you? This wasn't a poly situation, he specifically stated that his wife didn't know and thats why he doesnt do "dates". How much contempt do you have to have for another person to think they'd be ok with being blatantly used like that?
I camped in Florida a few times. Glad I didn't run into this
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 9, 2018:
How'd you get a picture of my backyard? ;)
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@phxbillcee lol. Get rid of the baggage plus plausible deniability. I like it.
A Wise Woman...
idlopalev comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Not entirely True I Say Fuck this shit a few times each day and It doesnt seem to work
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Right? Damn magical thinking
Anyone else get really irritated with the stupid stuff family posts on facebook
TiberiusGracchus comments on Mar 23, 2018:
I checked out of Facebook a year ago. It’s not worth it.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Eh I would but it's a good way to keep up with the fam
Anyone else get really irritated with the stupid stuff family posts on facebook
Marine comments on Mar 23, 2018:
Don't worry we have DEVOS to the rescue Oh my ?
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@Marine no thanks
Anyone else get really irritated with the stupid stuff family posts on facebook
Lani comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I don't even go on FB anymore. It ruins my mood, lol. I'm already moody enough.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Lol!
I camped in Florida a few times. Glad I didn't run into this
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 9, 2018:
How'd you get a picture of my backyard? ;)
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@Rudy1962 holy shit! A gator on the internet. Don't tell Bill, you'll feed his paranoia.
What's up with personal hygiene these days?
JayJackson comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Absolutely. People are sharing way too much on these sites. Now onto the hygienic aspect of your comment. I am a Nurse PRactitioner and I am finding cases of "scabies", "lice infestations" and the like are on the increase amonst my case load. Now mind you, my population is varied economically ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@JayJackson me too. I hope we all get fed up with it and start really fighting back.
What's up with personal hygiene these days?
BookDeath comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I thought of a dating site name for those who don't care overnight: OSCARS.COM.! ;)
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
I dont get it.
What's up with personal hygiene these days?
JayJackson comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Absolutely. People are sharing way too much on these sites. Now onto the hygienic aspect of your comment. I am a Nurse PRactitioner and I am finding cases of "scabies", "lice infestations" and the like are on the increase amonst my case load. Now mind you, my population is varied economically ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@JayJackson all of which go hand in hand. It's sad and a natural consequence of so many of our social policies. We KNOW that poverty begets ignorance,filth, criminality, and misery yet we keep creating more poverty while spouting nonsense about pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.
I'm surprised they made it to Wednesday...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Don't even want to find out what goes down Sunday!!!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Hahaha cracker barrel, more like.
I want to explore a touchy topic. A topic I think humans need to explore. It is the elephant in the ...
TheFighter23 comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Women are not often on positions of power that enable them to commit such atrocities, and those that are have to be exceptional to overcome our unfortunately barbaric prejudice against female leaders. The cause of all of this is that men tend to be more aggressive because we are still animals ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@cava those laws are often twisted to protect those in power . giving plausible deniability while allowing the bigotry to continue but quietly. Laws only get us so far while those writing them are the same folks commiting the acts.
When in doubt. Fast food memes!
Rudy1962 comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I think you just ruined my taste for frostys
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Sorry
This is a travesty
Greg77 comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Sad that there are few things people (even those who already have it) won't do for money. Even if as a result they destroy the lives of fellow human beings.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
The saddest part is that you have people actually arguing that it's a moral stance. You hear this attitude all the time ."get a job!" Said to homeless people. "Should have gone to college etc" said to those trying to struggle by on minimum wage. "Shouldn't have been born in a shithole country" said to those attempting to flee sick and war torn countries. I remember when that little girl in detroit was shot in her living room by a swat team. People were arguing that it was her PARENTS fault for living in such an awful neighborhood. For some reason there's a faction of the human race determined to blame victims of circumstance instead of the assholes in power creating those circumstances.
I want to explore a touchy topic. A topic I think humans need to explore. It is the elephant in the ...
Bobby9 comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Referring back to the illustrations you cited (war, sex crimes, concentration camps) the answer is obvious. the male gender is the gender comitting (and charged with) these actions because in vitually al cases a male and other males are in charge. Females virtually never are in charge of a society. ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Women are "in charge" to a reasonable degree in many European countries and somewhat in American society but the violent crime statistics still show men committing the vast majority of offenses.
This is a travesty
btroje comments on Apr 9, 2018:
sickening, and Nestle wants to totally make water a commodity
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Yes didn't their ceo claim that people have no rights to clean water? Unconscionable.
This is a travesty
BeeHappy comments on Apr 9, 2018:
This is fucking criminal. The governor and most of the politicians in the state need to be behind bars! Profit over people. Jerks! Sorry, it gets me heated.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Me too girl, me too.
THIS GIRL!!! Doesn't want me on Agnostic.com. She wants belly rubs! She keeps biting me for ...
BeeHappy comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Now she's hogging the mousepad! Lol
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
What?what? Kitty butt.
That look...
EricTrommater comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I want someone to love me like that dog does hos inflatable leg.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
You know if you went outside now and then...
Millennials get it....
RavenCT comments on Apr 9, 2018:
But I'm not a millenial? But I am....
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
And on that day, were we not all millenials?
Not a meme but I wanted to thank @EricTrommater for inspiring me. I get a few "hook-up" requests on ...
Markus comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Do you show up and play or hide behind the clearance rack with camera waiting for them to show up? You look good n’ ready for either contingency.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Haha. If one of them actually takes me up on the stupid ideas I throw out I'd probably fall in love. No takers yet ?
When in doubt. Fast food memes!
EricTrommater comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Wendy's is going after the snark crowd...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Yes. That's why I like them
I drink because avatar sleeved the lease and had no right to be there.
EricTrommater comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I drink because of the day and it was nice to read this is a terrible title.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Doesnt work on the moblie site. :(?
When in doubt. Fast food memes!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Just savage, girl! Who's next, Burger King?
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Hell no. That character gives me the willies. You know that commercial where he walks into the dudes bedroom? Horrifying.
Not a meme but I wanted to thank @EricTrommater for inspiring me. I get a few "hook-up" requests on ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
So mysterious! LOL
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@phxbillcee haha. Pretty sure I've already made it into people of walmart thanks to my trips with my neighbors.
Spud butt...
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 8, 2018:
I know some butthurt potatoes personally.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@phxbillcee haha. Probably
Not a meme but I wanted to thank @EricTrommater for inspiring me. I get a few "hook-up" requests on ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
So mysterious! LOL
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@RavenCT lol. Maaaaybe
Does anyone really enjoy long walks on the beach?Here in New Jersey this involves dodging around ...
poetdi56 comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Here in Florida, it depends on where you go. I avoid Daytona, for example, because it's all driving on the beach and t-shirt shops. I go to the less used beaches, like Playalinda (on federal land at Canaveral Seashore) or Siesta Key in Sarasota. Long walks there, for sure!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
@buzz13 yep. Siesta,nokomis and venice beaches are pretty great. :) I like going to Lido just because the burgers at the pavilion are amazing.
Does anyone really enjoy long walks on the beach?Here in New Jersey this involves dodging around ...
Novelty comments on Apr 8, 2018:
No, I don't like the ocean at all, nor sunlight. People need to realize that we live eight light minutes away from a main sequence stellar classification type G2 star. At any moment that thing could burp and kill us all.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
Lol
Not a meme but I wanted to thank @EricTrommater for inspiring me. I get a few "hook-up" requests on ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
So mysterious! LOL
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
I was going for"holy shit this chick is weird" but thanks.
Just realized that a guy should be posting this... oh well... no biggie... literally?? LOL
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Is that what you've been doing all evening?
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
@BeeHappy lol. Sorry. You could have warned me.
Just realized that a guy should be posting this... oh well... no biggie... literally?? LOL
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Is that what you've been doing all evening?
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
@phxbillcee not at all! The new ones just pretty cool.
Patience, I'll get there...
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Probably because you spend excessive amounts of time picking on certain people.....meanie
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
@phxbillcee ? Mwahahahaha
Just realized that a guy should be posting this... oh well... no biggie... literally?? LOL
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Is that what you've been doing all evening?
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
I like the new avatar
Yoda quotes. memes
Insectra comments on Apr 8, 2018:
https://youtu.be/x01l_jMhjVM
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
Good one!
Completely bare!!!!
Livinlife comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Nice wood!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
"That's what she said"
Just do your job!!
RavenCT comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Also "Holy crap! A talking cat!".
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
@RavenCT I am both disturbed and delighted that someone went to the trouble to add the slurping noises. Bleh.
Meme Groups
EricTrommater comments on Apr 8, 2018:
This speaks to me on many levels....
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
Me too, bro. Me too.
What's up with personal hygiene these days?
JayJackson comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Absolutely. People are sharing way too much on these sites. Now onto the hygienic aspect of your comment. I am a Nurse PRactitioner and I am finding cases of "scabies", "lice infestations" and the like are on the increase amonst my case load. Now mind you, my population is varied economically ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
I would guess it's got a lot to do with increased poverty.
What's up with personal hygiene these days?
markdevenish comments on Apr 8, 2018:
All of you clean freaks will land up dead way before the rest of us. the chemical industry has run amok
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
Lol.
Dick pics anyone?
RavenCT comments on Apr 8, 2018:
That sounds like Drive-In humor. I wonder how many of us actually experienced Drive ins? Last show I saw at one was "Blade Runner" (original). There is actually a functioning one about 30 minutes from my house.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
We had o e here until the mid nineties. Fun as a kid.
Time for a new pair of shorts
Freespirit64 comments on Apr 8, 2018:
I mean seriously...how can people dress Like that? I see it every day. Do they really not care? Lol....ugh...humanity....
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
Idk. Maybe its comfy? I've been pretty big and clothes get hot and don't fit right.
It's not easy being meme....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Tell me about it! I try to view every one, comment on most & try to also find new content. & find stuff for a few other groups! It's exhausting I tell ya'! Especially when the 'alerts' bar erupts with duplicates!!!Aaaargh! I feel your pain, my brother!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
@BeeHappy lol right?!
And the avocado is a berry
Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:
Keep it off my cheeseburgers too
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
@phxbillcee I think you're right.
Ow,ow,ow,ow....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Feel the burn, no pain no gain, shit like that! Did that help?
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 8, 2018:
Er. No
Digital marketing at it's finest...
matthew1954 comments on Apr 7, 2018:
By the by, Eric
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
Too soon!
Crying on the inside
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:
Try having a flat butt and having to choose between really tight underwear of having them fall down in your pants ?
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
@phxbillcee you know nothing of my butt sir
They could have been atheist homophobes...
Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:
Gracie might not be the sharpest tool in the shed
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
Say goodnight,Gracie!
I'm new to this group and you do say bad taste is encouraged so..... Supposed to be humorous... not...
EricTrommater comments on Apr 7, 2018:
Does she have a sister?
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
@LEPeff nah. That's Rudys car.
Have to keep up with the times
LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:
Just imagine what having Vicks on your junk would feel like! Ugh!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
I know someone who mastubated with icy hot once. Apparently it's not recommended.
Some advice
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:
See, I thought you were going to go the peeping Tom route...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
@phxbillcee oy! No ima be single forever. It beats prison time!
Have to keep up with the times
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:
Get unstuffed while you get stuffed?
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
@RavenCT no imagination....
More signs....
Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:
Does one really need a sign to tell them to use the sink if the toilet is broken? Common knowledge
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
Ewwww
I don't know which lasts the shortest amount of time Fruit Stripe gum or me in bed...
Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:
28 minutes!!! That's a damn marathon.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
I see you too have given up on dating on here. ?
A sign for Eric to use I we ever end up in the Normie feed again....
Paul628 comments on Apr 7, 2018:
Awwww
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
@phxbillcee ??? don't taze him,bro
And the avocado is a berry
Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:
Keep it off my cheeseburgers too
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
@phxbillcee @Rudy1962 oh good, I can gross you both out. I do cheesebugers with ketchup and tomato.
I get no respect.....
Captnron59 comments on Apr 7, 2018:
Then let me talk to the hand!!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
Wait. We've already seen what you do with hands. ?
No warning
mistymoon77 comments on Apr 7, 2018:
That's called a sneak attack
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
And it gets dudes frying pans upside the head.
I think Peppa Pig has an important message for all of us...
Darthpug comments on Apr 7, 2018:
Is it me or does that pig have a dick 'n balls as a head?
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
Nope. Not just you. I've been saying that.
I know,I know, heavy on the Mom crap lately.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:
See, I knew it! Alien lizard ladies!!!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 7, 2018:
@phxbillcee provert

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