Aaaand my conviction that I'll be single forever is further cemented by notallmen bs.

Nikonian comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Yup... I read this as "No tall men."

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Yes! End the heightrarchy!

Aaaand my conviction that I'll be single forever is further cemented by notallmen bs.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 2, 2018:

You will be single if you put all men in one basket!After a couple of lost relationships I sat down and wrote what I wanted in a mate. Out of long list I got everything save one (and that turned out to be for the better). It's about focus.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Bye felicia

Hail cthulu Jepsen

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

After a day of arguing with men who *totally* arent sexist, I welcome the return of Cthulu.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@idlopalev that bad. No thanks it wouldn't change anything.

Look at the flowers on the back of the bike - how does this situation arise?

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

That is exactly the reason why I need a truck!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Do a lot of transporting crosses naked, do ya?

I have a friend who I love dearly, She has an issue I don't know how to address though.

Doug_in_Colorado comments on Apr 2, 2018:

A "friend"... Uh huh... ? Seriously though, people have posted a lot of good suggestions already, but honestly I have never had much luck with getting people to see destructive behavior in themselves. I am pretty sure I don’t even notice it in myself. For me it comes down to, ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Lol. I freely admit to having been guilty. Goodness knows I'm a "stray picker upper". I'm working on not doing that though. I do like her immensely, she doesn't upset me but she does upset herself a lot and doesn't understand why people distance themselves from her.

Look at the flowers on the back of the bike - how does this situation arise?

idlopalev comments on Apr 2, 2018:

He was on his way home to bring flowers to his other half. When out from the bushes sprang some bandits! They wanted his Louis vuitton suit and made him strip naked. He was so embarrassed that he was crying So with Tears in his eyes he gets on his bike and rides home but theres a Telephone pole that...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Seems reasonable.

Hail cthulu Jepsen

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

After a day of arguing with men who *totally* arent sexist, I welcome the return of Cthulu.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@idlopalev boy I hope so. Putting my status back as "here for community" I'm so traumatised.

You can too!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Because of the fur...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@Captnron59 no

I have a friend who I love dearly, She has an issue I don't know how to address though.

kmdskit3 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Some folks have already analyzed and commented very intelligently. Especially @tarynj03 . Maybe if I speak from my own experience with my mother? She has unexamined trauma from her own life so, as a way to avoid dealing with her own shit, she focuses and even obsesses on other's issues. Everyone ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@kmdskit3 thank you. I'm trying to balance her needs and my own.

Is it a truism that women enjoy intimacy more in sex and men enjoy the physical more?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Holy shit. Every woman who replied said this is not true and dudes trying to defend his beliefs about womens experiences AGAINST the women who've actually had those experiences. Cognitive dissonance much????

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@lbusche there have been a lot of studies since then. Some of which people have tried to direct you to. I am floored by the fact that you asked womens opinion and are telling us that our answers are invalid because they don't line up with some 50 year old study.

This made me hungry for rotisserie chicken.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

All y'all making fun of that lady but I'm impressed. That's not easy to do.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@LEPeff as in I tried to do that once at a fitness class and embarrassed myself horribly, yes.

I have a friend who I love dearly, She has an issue I don't know how to address though.

kmdskit3 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Some folks have already analyzed and commented very intelligently. Especially @tarynj03 . Maybe if I speak from my own experience with my mother? She has unexamined trauma from her own life so, as a way to avoid dealing with her own shit, she focuses and even obsesses on other's issues. Everyone ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@Nickbeee thank you. Listening seems to be the best I can offer, so I'll keep up with that. :)

Is it a truism that women enjoy intimacy more in sex and men enjoy the physical more?

Shauna comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Lots of interesting research in this article and a compelling argument for ditching the old stereotypes: “Women love getting laid as much as men do, possibly more.” https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/features/a11605/female-vs-male-sexuality/ “This idea that women may have a ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@lbusche you're literally STILL arguing with every woman on here telling you that your belief about their bodies and experiences are wrong? Holy shit dude WHAT THE FUCK?

I have a friend who I love dearly, She has an issue I don't know how to address though.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Tell everyone to let her think they have taken her advice and that it worked out terribly, and it's all her fault.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Lol. You've been taking pages from Bills book ,I see.

I have a friend who I love dearly, She has an issue I don't know how to address though.

kmdskit3 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Some folks have already analyzed and commented very intelligently. Especially @tarynj03 . Maybe if I speak from my own experience with my mother? She has unexamined trauma from her own life so, as a way to avoid dealing with her own shit, she focuses and even obsesses on other's issues. Everyone ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

I know there is significant childhood trauma,as she's shared some of what happened with me. Idk it just makes me sad.

Men, do you agree with this quote from Christopher Hitchens?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Sorry not sorry guys. I aint buying your excuses. We live in a world where women get beat up or murdered for rejecting mens advances. Where womens words and work are constantly devalued and demeaned, simply because they are women. Where womens health is treated as side issue not worth researching. ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@skado no . I'm pointing out that it is statistically improbable that all the men on here claiming they respect women actually do.

Shameless pandering.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I remember posting RPG humor.....working on Level Level 8 are we?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol. Is that a rule? No playing with the peons?

When you run out of possum memes.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I guess my ex was a Llama

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Not that I'm telling how to live but maybe Quit shagging the livestock?

Epidural Needle Found In Woman's Spine 15 Years After She Gave Birth - abcactionnews.com WFTS-TV

btroje comments on Apr 2, 2018:

not reading it but I would bet they may have called her psychosomatic at a point

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@btroje it's maddening.

Oh yeah! Only 300 more points to level 8. Let the shitposting begin!

BeeHappy comments on Apr 2, 2018:

It's great once you reach it you can totally relax no pressure, cuz it will take a miracle to ever get to 9. Congrats missy!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Lol, right? Thank you :)

You can too!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Because of the fur...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@Captnron59 no

I have a friend who I love dearly, She has an issue I don't know how to address though.

btroje comments on Apr 2, 2018:

lol, THis makes me think of parents struggling to get their toddlers to stop running around nude/consistently wear clothes. Left alone eventually they will get cold

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

You're Not wrong

Epidural Needle Found In Woman's Spine 15 Years After She Gave Birth - abcactionnews.com WFTS-TV

Jnei comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Ohhhh, that makes me cringe!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

For so many reasons

Epidural Needle Found In Woman's Spine 15 Years After She Gave Birth - abcactionnews.com WFTS-TV

btroje comments on Apr 2, 2018:

not reading it but I would bet they may have called her psychosomatic at a point

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

In the article it's stated that they did call it psychosomatic at one point. Because women are always imagining pain, they're hysterical, you know.

You know who you are....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Right. More fawning, people!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@EricTrommater awww

Men, do you agree with this quote from Christopher Hitchens?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Sorry not sorry guys. I aint buying your excuses. We live in a world where women get beat up or murdered for rejecting mens advances. Where womens words and work are constantly devalued and demeaned, simply because they are women. Where womens health is treated as side issue not worth researching. ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@skado how did you react last time a woman turned you down? I'm betting there was some level of name calling and denigration involved in your response whether you're willing to admit it or not. All these men on here claiming they don't have resentful attitudes towards women is simply not statistically likely. Men treating women with disgust and dismissal is incredibly common. It's unbelievable that we would magically be in a group of people who don't do this.

I have a friend who I love dearly, She has an issue I don't know how to address though.

SeeCanU comments on Apr 2, 2018:

what gets me is when a person who is single and has been single for a long time gives 'advice' to a married or person about relationships.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Lol. That's why I hit up my married friends for relationship advice.

You gotta watch those long haired hippy dudes....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Touched by an angel ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@EricTrommater giggity

Men, do you agree with this quote from Christopher Hitchens?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Sorry not sorry guys. I aint buying your excuses. We live in a world where women get beat up or murdered for rejecting mens advances. Where womens words and work are constantly devalued and demeaned, simply because they are women. Where womens health is treated as side issue not worth researching. ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@skado ^ you're not listening

Men, do you agree with this quote from Christopher Hitchens?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Sorry not sorry guys. I aint buying your excuses. We live in a world where women get beat up or murdered for rejecting mens advances. Where womens words and work are constantly devalued and demeaned, simply because they are women. Where womens health is treated as side issue not worth researching. ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@qwertykeyboard no I'm a woman desperately trying to be heard by men who don't want to hear. And when confronted with your shitty attitudes you resort to name calling.

Men, do you agree with this quote from Christopher Hitchens?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Sorry not sorry guys. I aint buying your excuses. We live in a world where women get beat up or murdered for rejecting mens advances. Where womens words and work are constantly devalued and demeaned, simply because they are women. Where womens health is treated as side issue not worth researching. ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@DJVJ311 nope, not me- is not a valid answer Don't believe me that men automatically discount what women say? I'd like to direct you to @ibusche s post asking if women enjoy the physicality of sex less than men. Every woman who replied so far has told him that's not true yet he's still arguing that we're all anomolies and his belief about our experiences is correct. It's amazing in a horrible way.

[google.com]. I feel, very strongly that everyone who says "not all men" need to read this.

bingst comments on Apr 2, 2018:

This link should work. http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/05/27/not_all_men_how_discussing_women_s_issues_gets_derailed.html

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Thank you very much.

Bright sunshine and blue skies today, so it got me thinking ahead to summer.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I'm a southern girl. Iced sweet tea with mint for me.(maybe a little shot of something stronger on a long day:) )

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@PraiseXenu whiskey, vodka or gin work equally well.

Men, do you agree with this quote from Christopher Hitchens?

skado comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I have known men who display those qualities, so I know it’s in the gene pool, but I have no idea what the ratio is. Hitchens was brilliant, and wrong about some important things (IMHO) so he might have seen this trait as more prevalent than it actually is. Or maybe he thought it was ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Or he saw things that you as a man don't generally see . when women talk about their experiences of this very phenomen, men dismiss it as "hysteria" or accuse women of being man haters, lesbians, whatever the insult du jour may be. How about you all stop saying "not all men" long enough to LISTEN for fucks sake?

Men, do you agree with this quote from Christopher Hitchens?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Sorry not sorry guys. I aint buying your excuses. We live in a world where women get beat up or murdered for rejecting mens advances. Where womens words and work are constantly devalued and demeaned, simply because they are women. Where womens health is treated as side issue not worth researching. ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@DJVJ311 when the responses all dismiss the issue, calling that out is desperately needed. Men just don't want to listen. Period.

Is it a truism that women enjoy intimacy more in sex and men enjoy the physical more?

Mea comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I don't believe there to be any difference between the sexes. I believe those to just be stereotypes have been forced on to us by society.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@lbusche it's absolutely stereotypes. Good girls(tm) don't enjoy sex. If a woman does, she must have"high testosterone" and is consequently "slutty". Look at all the horrificly ignorant men on here claiming they know all about what women want. Please note that the women on here are telling you that it isn't true and you're discounting what we're saying. Don't believe me? Read your reply above again without the blinders. Edit read your replies to every woman on here. Why are you telling us we're wrong about OUR OWN experiences?

To all of you who have replied to my earlier response to the member who decided to psychoanalyze the...

BlueWave comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I believe he deleted the post renaming us "Antagonistic.com." He may also have deleted his membership. I also cannot see the post or any replies, so those are my two guesses. Anybody else? @blindbird?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

He's still here. He must have blocked you. I can't screenshot from my phone. Personally I'd say its a good thing when the trash takes itself out. :)

I have a friend who I love dearly, She has an issue I don't know how to address though.

idlopalev comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Thats a rough one. I used to get frustrated when people asked me for help but then didnt follow the advice. I think age just kind of made me realize I had to let things go and just let people know I am still there for them no matter what

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@idlopalev not a problem for me. I just wish I knew how to effectively help her.

Literally.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Awww. Who could turn down a dachshund?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@Livinlife Are we trying to get Bill to chastise us? I'll never tell ;)

Men, do you agree with this quote from Christopher Hitchens?

fathercat comments on Apr 2, 2018:

No isn't going to suffice. Yes and no and sometimes do some men need women. Saying that men in general are disgusted by this fact is a diservice to factual information. The statement demands that everyone agree that men need women (which is an unqualified statement in and of itself). It also ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@memorylikeasieve there will be no calming of tits. The bold text was an accident though. I was trying to hashtag "notallmen". I do feel that way so ima let it stand tho.

I have a friend who I love dearly, She has an issue I don't know how to address though.

idlopalev comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Thats a rough one. I used to get frustrated when people asked me for help but then didnt follow the advice. I think age just kind of made me realize I had to let things go and just let people know I am still there for them no matter what

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@JohnnyThorazine yeah what he said. I could understand if people CAME to her with problems but she tries to run everybody's life and pushes people away. It makes me sad.

I have a friend who I love dearly, She has an issue I don't know how to address though.

tarynj03 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Maybe she doesn't feel heard in her own life, or perhaps she feels a bit like her choices have been taken away from her? Seems to me that the ones who dole it out often need exactly what they push the most. She could be offering advice to others in an effort to avoid her own problems or issues. She ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

That is so insightful. Its like you know her. Thanks!

I have a friend who I love dearly, She has an issue I don't know how to address though.

LadyAlyxandrea comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I didn't know you knew my aunt

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Lol

Men, do you agree with this quote from Christopher Hitchens?

fathercat comments on Apr 2, 2018:

No isn't going to suffice. Yes and no and sometimes do some men need women. Saying that men in general are disgusted by this fact is a diservice to factual information. The statement demands that everyone agree that men need women (which is an unqualified statement in and of itself). It also ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

# Notallmen. Do you have any idea how tired women are of hearing this bullshit?

Leftovers.

Insectra comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Pretty sure I've posted one of these before.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Maybe but they're still timely and appropriate. Game on!

In other Florida news. Anyone looking for a big murder kitty?

Insectra comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Hey! That's my cat!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

I think your cat is on the drugs. :)

Men, do you agree with this quote from Christopher Hitchens?

Jeremy77 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I think when pertaining to the influence of religion on Men and women then this is a very true statement a lot of the time.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@phil21 ever slut shamed a woman for her sexual history,mode of dress or anything really? Then yes.

Men, do you agree with this quote from Christopher Hitchens?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

So much male butthurt in these comments! Your mouth says no but your history says yes. Surprised @Jnei hasn't weighed in on this one.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@phil21 no but I do blame you for denying that it happened and continues to happen and also for refusing to consider the ways in which you perpetuate misogyny.

[msn.com] Hope you're hungry!

Akfishlady comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I only had to watch the first few seconds to feel repulsion. Ugh, that is not my thing.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Pretty gross right? Is it weird that I thought "eww. Hey the agnostics will like this!" ?

Er ummm...."Little Person friend....with a strap on....." We're PC here!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

So, a Tuesday.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@EricTrommater nice!

Men, do you agree with this quote from Christopher Hitchens?

Spooner comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I like Hitchens, and there are indeed a lot of great, witty, and true things he said... but he wasn't right about everything, all the time (who is?). I'd imagine this was true of himself and some men (probably a sizeable minority), but not all. It's not true for most gay or bi men.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Lolololololol

Men, do you agree with this quote from Christopher Hitchens?

snytiger6 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

No. I think he is "projecting" his own experiences onto others. I studied sociology in college, and pretty much came to the conclusion that human diversity is so vast you can't make any kind of blanket statement that will cover any aspect of human behavior. You cna make some generalizations ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Totally. Not like there has been systematic oppression of women for thousands of years across the board. Oh wait! Yes there has, silly me.

What is the most adventurous thing you would go do with someone on a first date? (Keep it rated R)

pthomas59 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Meet family. Gives me a cold sweat as I think about it.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Truly terrifying

What is the most adventurous thing you would go do with someone on a first date? (Keep it rated R)

birdingnut comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I used to make my first dates go on a hike with me and climb Lockegee rock, where you had to climb a sheer rock wall, using toe and handholds. If they couldn't keep up, or complained, there was no second date. I actually found a great three-year boyfriend that way.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@idlopalev bahahahaha

Octopodes!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Octopi are savage!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

So is Blindbird ;)

DON'T BE AN ATH-HOLE.

BlueWave comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I agree with @jlynn37. I also read through your comments to a wide variety of posts and topics. I'm not sure what you sought when you came here, but it does not appear to me that it was mutually respectful conversation. With all due respect, I perceive you as bossy and a know-it-all. Take care.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

?

In other Florida news. Anyone looking for a big murder kitty?

sassygirl3869 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Beauty cat.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

They are That. Bitey though.

Oh yeah! Only 300 more points to level 8. Let the shitposting begin!

JohnnyThorazine comments on Apr 2, 2018:

the hoity toity level 8-ers....the top 1 percent own 95 percent of the points! Say it isn't what I heard, 'bird???!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

;)

[youtu.be]

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I feel like I need to watch this show just to communicate properly with my memers.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

You'd like it too.

[msn.com] Hope you're hungry!

JohnnyThorazine comments on Apr 2, 2018:

this has to be a chemically enhanced idea...ew.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Yes! My first "eww". Thanks!

Shameless pandering.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I remember posting RPG humor.....working on Level Level 8 are we?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Yep. Did it!

[msn.com] Hope you're hungry!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Dat pie is Dank af!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Right?!

People are stupid and I don't respect them....

idlopalev comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I say we deprive them of oxygen!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Seems fair. If God's real, he'd save them,right?

My kids don't like adventure time. Sometimes I wonder if there was a mix up at the hospital.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I need to check this show out.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Yes. Yes you do

Unicorns! Unicorns for everyone.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I thought you meant bisexual women who were willing to engage in a threeway and got all excited.....:(

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@idlopalev I am. Y'all need to come down here!

Unicorns! Unicorns for everyone.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I thought you meant bisexual women who were willing to engage in a threeway and got all excited.....:(

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Lol. Don't you have to have a girlfriend first? (I'm so sorry . that was mean. Didn't stop me but still)

What character traits indicate someone is a "good" person?

ReBrew2115 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Don't be an asshole. It's that simple.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@ReBrew2115 but...it's kind of fun.

What character traits indicate someone is a "good" person?

ReBrew2115 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Don't be an asshole. It's that simple.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Whoopsie!

You can too!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Because of the fur...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@EricTrommater butt off course I do

You can too!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Because of the fur...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Wait. So you're saying if I don't shave from the waist down it's cool not to wear pants?

A real hero

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Oh my dog. That's awful. I'm a cracker who goes barefoot all the time and even I cant handle that. ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@Rudy1962 salty af!

Have to go pretty low in this group.. but I think it is possible

matthew1954 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Bloom County commentary

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@phxbillcee. I say the worst things too. ;)

Have to go pretty low in this group.. but I think it is possible

matthew1954 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Bloom County commentary

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol. Provert

Military hand gestures explained

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Aw man. Now this is stuck in my head!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@Insectra this is great! This made my night.

Damn kids. In other news, I need a pug.

lbusche comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I liked the pug in Men in Black. He was kind of an asshole.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Yeah he was. Cute though

Condom Snorting Challenge: Why You Should Not Inhale Condoms

Nickbeee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Wow! I feel sensible.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Right?!

Finally able to post a little closer view of those ALbuquerque redbuds against that riduculously ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

That pink/blue is delightful .

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@btroje not at all. That's pretty normal here.

Have to go pretty low in this group.. but I think it is possible

matthew1954 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Bloom County commentary

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee want some more rodent memes?

These were posted as a response, but I figured @Blindbird would want to see them again.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:

A day without dead hooker memes is like....I said before....a day without sunshine.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee you're welcome. I like my new hobby. Every day is pick on Bill day!

Yep. Still reading the bug book.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Have you cleared these with @Insectra???

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol. ?

A mayo no-no!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

That ain't mayo....We really pranked you

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Ewww. Well now we're back to the atheists eat babies thing....

For some of our newbies, if at times it doesn't seem that you get enough love for your posts, its ...

poetdi56 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Unless someone criticizes you for reposting. Yeah, that stings a bit.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Who would do something like that ?! ;)

Ah the wonderful world of rodentia.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

OK, putting out traps tonight! Enough is enough & I start looking for dead hooker memes right now!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

??

Help please.

ejbman comments on Apr 1, 2018:

You can also refer your neighbor to LifeRing or other secular recovery groups other than NA, if they are not into the 12 steps.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Thank you

Maybe thats why I like possums. ?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Just ugly as hell! Keep this up & I start the "dead hooker" thread again!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Lol. I'm pretty sure I started the dead hooker schtick but be my guest. ?

Have to go pretty low in this group.. but I think it is possible

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I am proud of how much I resemble this meme.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@Rudy1962 thanks man. You too.

That's all...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Looks like I'm not going to have a fucking Easter:(

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@BeeHappy same here. :(

Have to go pretty low in this group.. but I think it is possible

psycheworks comments on Apr 1, 2018:

show me

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@Rudy1962 well done.

Anne to be Frank....I did Nazi this coming....

Insectra comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Because, really, who calls anymore?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Considering where I do most of my texting, I think "call of doody" would be appropriate.

Yep. Still reading the bug book.

Insectra comments on Apr 1, 2018:

(L) (L) (L)

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Thought you'd like this. You should see if your library has a copy of wicked bugs. I bet you'd enjoy it.

Some of my favorite "dandelions".

Insectra comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I love the trough with the lizards on it! I should do something like that for my llamas' trough. But I am not artistic!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Try it. Some of the most beautiful work I've seen has been done by people who say "I'm not artistic". Do eeeet! :)

Finally finished this commision piece.

moonmaid comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Beautiful work. I suppose i need a dictionary as I've never heard of chatoyant properties.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

https://www.britannica.com/science/chatoyance

How do you feel about the person you're dating talking about their ex?

Normanbites comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Mostly, it depends on how they are talking about their ex. If it is about how lucky they were to get away. That's OK. If it's about how nasty they were and all men (women) are the same. Not OK. If it's about how they really messed up and the ex got away. That's really not OK.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@Normanbites not all relationships end because someone did something wrong. Sometimes it just doesn't work.

I just got pranked by My Son.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Rotten kids

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@idlopalev they're rotten forever. My cousins 34 and still does This stuff to her mom,lol

How do you feel about the person you're dating talking about their ex?

Normanbites comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Mostly, it depends on how they are talking about their ex. If it is about how lucky they were to get away. That's OK. If it's about how nasty they were and all men (women) are the same. Not OK. If it's about how they really messed up and the ex got away. That's really not OK.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

This! If all of their exes were crazy or bad, well there's one common denominator there.

Ah the wonderful world of rodentia.

idlopalev comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Really like the phrasing on the last one, but that poor mouse lol

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

IKR? It looks so done with that girls nonsense too.

Ah the wonderful world of rodentia.

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

dam I hate those ugly mean little things.. ish!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

More for me and @Insectra! Seriously though they're mostly beneficial and won't bother people unless approached.

This one's for the ladies....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Been a part of nature I learned back in Junior High. & it doesn't change as one grows older!!! But, remember,...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

You're mean to people!

Some of my favorite "dandelions".

Stevil comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Love the name Loria.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Me too.

Maybe thats why I like possums. ?

Insectra comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I can't remember if I've posted these yet. Or maybe I stole them from you, lol.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Lol. I'd rather say we share