Yo Rasta [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

So mellow.

Parents: What is the one thing that your kids do that pushes your buttons? Why?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Act like myself and their father. Drives me crazy.

The child abuse scandal of the British children sent abroad - BBC News

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

This is so awful. I couldn't finish reading it. Can't help but think of my kids in those situations. How did this go on for so long?

[youtube.com] I can't get enough of this... M.I.A.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Love me some M.I.A.

What is the word for the point of light you see on the edge of something? I know this, it's an odd ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Glint?

The Basics of Philosophy

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Thanks.

How do you define the "friend-zone"

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

It's entitlement at its worst. No one owes you anything,particularly not their time or affection. If YOU have feelings for someone,those are YOUR feelings and your responsibility. It has literally nothing to do with the object of your affection and they have absolutely no obligations toward you.

Wood turning on a lathe. Small stuff like "boxes" and shot glasses.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Lovely!

Life Coach

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Lol. No.

A boy can dream though....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Right?! Where are the good jobs?

Calm your tits!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Never!!!!

I'm just looking around at the moment

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

If you're actually a cat,you're going to be wildly popular 'round here.

From Professor Brian Cox in his book.The Human Universe. The human brain is the most complex single...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Fascinating.

Read a great quote today: " In a world where everyone wears a mask, it is a privilege to see a ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

That is a damn good quote.

What's your sign? (My last one for tonight... I'll bet you're all relieved.)

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Heck no. That was great!

Suicide- thoughts?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I truly don't know but I hope you find what it is you need to be well.

Our current state of affairs

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

This is legitimately heartbreaking.

THIS!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

:) you're killing me. I swear I meant to do some actual work tonight.

Merry-Go-Round

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Yep.

I feel so much better emotionally after a good hard (for me) work out. Master Sebilia pushed me ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I really enjoy weights,much to my surprise. I'm impressed at your determination BTW. You rock.

Sigh... As a man, I feel it's important that I post this one.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Oh look. It's one of those memes that makes me laugh,then cry.

Genuine question, because I honestly don't have the answer: Can heteronormative men and women be ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I'd certainly say yes. Some of my dearest friends are men.

So Putin wants to blow up Florida

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Boy, between rising ocean levels and angry Russians we're kind of SOL down here.

Slow evening... Anyone awake?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Half zombie but awake yes

One of my favorites...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I vote for @Duke as meme king, cause daaaaaaamn.

Wrong

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

A very rare correct usage of this meme

Yea I will admit, yes I am High. The thought occurred to me, that if the techno industry created a ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Memory card for the brain?

Calvin and Hobbes

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Oh man. These are gold.

Learn to spell

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I choose to believe that's intentional.

Date

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:

You know if it's the right person,they'd dig it.

Ice Cream

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Thanks for the assistance with my diet. Won't be tempted by ice cream for a good long while...

Remember the Moonies? Under the heading of "Craziest thing I've heard today about religious ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Yup. That's insane.

Grammer Nazi's Wet Dream.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

I think I just had a stroke.

Fish lip selfies?? Nooooo!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

I'll be gleefully thinking of this,thank you.

It's a bittersweet night, road-cruising migrating amphibians. Unfortunately, LOTS of casualties. ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Thanks for the good work you do!

I think this place needs more inspiration...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

So inspirational. Any idea where I can buy framed copies? ;)

What do you want on your tombstone? g:31

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Same.

Rock Carpet...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Love it! Adding to my list of things I want to do.

An old lady dies and goes to Heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Hilarious!

What makes you happy more than anything else?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Spending time with good friends,just shooting the breeze. Long drives with light traffic and good music. A really good book. Playing with my kids.

Georgia Republicans pass bill punishing Delta for cutting ties with NRA

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Crony Capitalism at its grossest

Shawshank Redemption for me..

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Clue, Goonies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Saawariya, Children of The Corn.

I recently became single because my ex decided he couldn't live with my cat. Prior to this, he kept ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Hell no.

Why do you think you've never experienced love aka true love, lasting love, real love with a certain...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Me IRL

Are there humans in here?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Any what now?

Throw Back Thursday....TBT. Come on memers. Empty your phones. No meme too old. No pun too poor. ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Alright,you asked for it. Definitely throwbacks.

Punny! What's that?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Lol!

Goddamnit! I just realized it's my birthday!. Every year, on every site, gotta knock another year ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Happy Birthday!

[youtu.be] I Break Horses (I actually love Bollywood)

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

YES! I have a mild Bollywood addiction. They're so fun to watch.(though frequently problematic from a feminist viewpoint)

TBT The wisdom of Chef...God is using us for the sweet milk of our tears.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

South Park hits a bit too close to home sometimes....

Well apparently I never looked up Agnostic in my Dictionary - which was printed in 1974. (You know a...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Its like some defined me in a single sentence!

Is there any relationship between salary and overall life satisfaction?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

I'm positive there was a study done on this fairly recently. 75,000 USD per annum was the sweet spot, I believe.

The ‘exorcism’ that turned into murder - BBC News

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Horrible. Those poor people.

I think there's some kind of moral in this.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Moose don't care

Some illustrations..

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

These are absolutely beautiful.

Ew, who makes these memes?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Sick twisted people. Surely there aren't any of those here...

Social Media Funnies... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

These are really good!who's the artist?

10 emotions you didn't know have names. This kind of made me feel very good, validating the ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Cool!

You guys need to read this. Give yourselves about ten minutes to read this...His entire site is ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

That was the funniest thing I've read in ages. Thank you!

I would like to introduce my two rats, Lemmy and Dio. I’ve had them for three months now and I ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Too cute!

Anyone on here ever tried to microwave a frozen pizza? If God existed He would let us do it!

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

That is why God created French bread pizzas/s

MomQuotes... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Am Mom, can confirm children eat your brains and make you irrationally angry/sarcastic most of the time.

Go ahead and tap your phone and see if it works.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Huh. It'd be funny if it weren't true....

Do any specific noises cause you anxiety or fright (without reason)? READ THE FULL QUESTION

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

The sound of people chewing loudly with their mouths open and the similar sound dogs make when they're chewing themselves. That one makes me irrationally angry. The sound of the various monitors in a hospital room (pings, beeps etc) fills me with dread.

Today I have heard the word "amazing" used at least ten times about the most mundane things such as ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Perhaps...

So we have a pandemic of school mass shootings where the

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Nope. Here in Florida we had our lawmakers shoot down a proposal to ban weapons like those used in the recent school shooting here, then they turned around and voted to put"in God we trust" in all our schools and pronounce porn a public health menace. Blithering idiots openly on the take.

Is it better to settle for a good relationship or wait for the best, even if it might never happen?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Personally, if I were with someone who felt I was just "good enough" I wouldn't want to continue the relationship. Everyone deserves to be valued and loved for themselves. How would you feel if your partner asked you this question,point blank?

Trump...Superhero!... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

What a thoroughly disgusting human being.

Scientist detect sea level rise is accelerating. [theguardian.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Oh good. Hopefully it'll hurry up and swallow Florida.

Now I have no safe hobbies! :(

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Took "jerk off" a bit too literally,did he?

I was informed today that I got the promotion that I have been trying to get for SIX MONTHS!!! I ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Congratulations!

Some of the thousands of snow geese in Montour County, PA, tonight.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

I love this photo.

So, my mom has cancer and is going through treatment. They found a blood clot in her leg last week....

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

I'm so sorry you and your mom are going through this. All I can offer is a sympathetic ear but it's yours if you want it.

How is revenge best served...?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Not at all. Living well is the best revenge and all.

If there was one deity out there that you could talk to, who would it be? YHVH, Allah, Odin, Osiris,...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Odin for sure. All knowing Warrior deity who dishes out Mead left and right? I'm in. :)

Why West Virginia Teachers Are On Their First Strike In 28 Years | HuffPost

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

This corporatist mindset that we've seemingly agreed to live by is creating many awful situations good for no one but the company shareholders. We desperately need to reign in the worship of the bottom line .

So why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat when they go in the water? Because, if they fell ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

That's awful ! I spewed coffee out of my nose,thanks.

Go ahead. "Discuss"...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Where did you get a photo of my attempts at baking?

What's your favorite junk food? (if you eat junk food)

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

I try to eat healthy as a rule but my inner cave troll/nerd requires occasional offerings of Cheetos and mountain dew.

Issac Asimov on Puns: Taken from Counting the Eons: "It changes from fun to a serious duel, ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Love it!

Color pencils

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Impressive!

Its sad when aliens are more humanist than humans.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

And then they killed him.

What goes through your head when you see someone wearing a cross necklace?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

I wear them. I have a small collection of really beautiful ones that I like. Protip don't assume you know everything about a person from one or two small details. There are WAY to many variables for you to ever take into account so you'll usually be wrong

...Doing it wrong all these years.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Oopsie, this could explain all the little kids I've lost....

How many tree huggers out there have actually hugged a tree ?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Done it!

What's the strangest thing you witnessed personally

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Well I had a funny run of luck for a while. Every time I went to the beach with a date we'd see dolphins close to the shore. went on for about two years. I never saw any when I went by myself. The last time it happened it was a whale shark swimming in just a few feet of water.

Im drunk and I lost my job Friday. Good thing I have 3 interviews this week.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

On to bigger and better things!

Seems rather elaborate....I try not to judge though.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Is that like when a teacher makes the kids in the back,cracking jokes,move seats? Side note:do you ever feel like we memers are those kids on here?

Bar & Restaurant Funnies... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Well now I kind of want to host a tour of all these places. The ones that are still open anyway.

Not a joke but I need to tell the world.. Today I am a grandfather.. 9lbs 6oz and 20 inches of ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Congratulations! Happy Grandfathering!

How often do you swear?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Same. Must've been a sailor in a past life,lol.

Is it possible to be in love with multiple people at once?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Yes,absolutely.

What do you do about an ex who's being a bad parent?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Am I the only one who read this post as "How do I use my daughter to control my ex even though she doesn't want me in her life anymore?" ?

I love sunrises. I like to get new pics everyday if I can (sometimes the sky doesn't cooperate) ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Beautiful! Here's my favorite that I've taken recently.

[medicalhealthnews.info] How many have some sort of autoimmune? We aren't a huge group, I'm ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

I've got something autoimmune. Still working on a diagnosis. Hoping it'll stay mild.

Mikkelsen Harbour, Antarctica Feb 2018

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Love the pose in the last one!

Fur Seals of Mikkelsen Harbour, Antarctica Feb 2018 These guys are cute as can be. The chocolate ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Seals=dog mermaids.

Procrastination is an awesome thing. I always have something to do tomorrow plus, I have nothing to ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Putting the "pro" in procrastinator.

Any Kevin Smith fans here? I am glad to hear that his first heart attack didn't kill him. ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Yes,so Happy to hear he's OK. Love his movies.

Same-sex dating after abusive relationship?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

You need to get yourself into a healthy frame of mind. I've had similar issues with past relationships. Once I realized that I am the common factor,I set out to get better. Go get a professional to help you. You matter, your needs and feelings matter and the most important thing is that YOU realize that fact and treat yourself accordingly. Good luck and happy travels .