Not really a classical music person but the puns are exquisite.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Fortissimo!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

I SAID I'M NOT REALLY A CLASSICAL MUSIC PERSON BUT THE PUNS ARE EXQUISITE. -note I typed this in all caps but the comments system ruined my joke- :(

Sarasota March for our Lives.

Deb57 comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Thank you for marching!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Thank you.

March For Life? (Stop Gun Violence)

Potsandpans comments on Mar 24, 2018:

When I was in school, most guys carried a knife and there were several trucks in the parking lot with rifles on the rack in the back window. We are more accepting than ever befor and, compared to when I went to school, there is a lot less bullying. I want to know what has changed about the ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

At a guess? 40 years of GOP policy,insanely high stress levels and parents who work 50-70 hours a week just to pay bills and don't have the time and energy to care for their kids. We live in a society that is toxic to us, in so many ways.

Are mental issues not contextual?

SACatWalker comments on Mar 24, 2018:

My best fall back is: everything is to a degree. Measuring, compare & contrasting, categorizing is our scientific method of making sense and putting things into perspective. It's all good.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@Plainjane even the contextual illnesses are based in physiology. Your thoughts and feelings all come from processes in your brain. Changing the processes changes how you feel. The difficulty lies in working out what you need to address those issues.

[goo.gl] Dang you, endlessly entertaining internet!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

And yet you were awake at 1:47 a.m. looking at them.....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

I know. I was almost late for the protest. :(

[youtu.be] Feeling melancholy.

AmiSue comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Haven't listened to her before. Pretty good!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@AmiSue yep. Got up and got my butt moving! Thank you.

Mallards

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 24, 2018:

You should come visit Sarasota. There are half a dozen places in town great for birding!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@Insectra oh yes. St Augustine is wonderful! Happy birding!

[youtu.be] Feeling melancholy.

AmiSue comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Haven't listened to her before. Pretty good!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Isnt she good?

[youtu.be] Feeling melancholy.

ReBrew2115 comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I've never heard of this artist before. I'm liking what I'm hearing though.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

She is really good. A friend sent me some of her stuff.

[youtu.be]. A little Elvis Costello.

obtusethevague1 comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Not working :(

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Sorry. I'm having a time with links.

And now for something completely different.

Merrydelight comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Hilarious

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Its fitting,I think

Why I am fat.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Both edible???

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@EricTrommater or the cannibalism thing.

Back to the Jesus memes!

matthew1954 comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Jesus Christ tapdancing on a cracker

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Love it!

Look what the wind blew in.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I find this deeply troubling yet hilarious.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@phxbillcee I wish! "You're dead and the rest of us couldn't be happier" ?

When you forget which eye socket you left your load in.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Triggered.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@phxbillcee ha. If I have to know it,everyone has to know it!

In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking... Now Heaven Knows.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Also the origin of the bacon bath bomb!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@EricTrommater somebody's got a hot date!

When you forget which eye socket you left your load in.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Triggered.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee nope. He came up with that all on his own! Alternately he may have gotten my reference.

Sexist pigs..... The barnyard is a tough place.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Udderly outrageous.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@EricTrommater well now you're just milking it! Bison.

Look what the wind blew in.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I find this deeply troubling yet hilarious.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee thats the 2nd epitaph I've written on here. I seem to have a calling. ;)

This is why I have always saved all mine!!!... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Omg I'm having reddit flashbacks*curls up in corner and cries*

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee Mwahahahahaha

Back to the Jesus memes!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

On the last one...he can't tell me what to do! I just got my supply of LP Simpson's Hentai Peanut Butter Porn!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@EricTrommater or vice versa!

This is why I have always saved all mine!!!... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Omg I'm having reddit flashbacks*curls up in corner and cries*

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee oh wait. Do you not know what I'm talking about? Mwahahaha. Psychological scarring incoming!

Back to the Jesus memes!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

@Blindbird 's smokin'!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Nope. She's drinking wine coolers and listening to Phineas & Ferb. Same diff

Back to the Jesus memes!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

On the last one...he can't tell me what to do! I just got my supply of LP Simpson's Hentai Peanut Butter Porn!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

I'm deeply jealous!. All i could find was peanut butter L.P. porn.

Too cheesy for this group?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Never!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee ewwwwww×

Too cheesy for this group?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Never!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee >: ( . never too cheesy ya provert.

This is why I have always saved all mine!!!... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Omg I'm having reddit flashbacks*curls up in corner and cries*

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee aaaaaaaaahhhh. That post is one of the reasons I fleddit.

[vibe.

Kris725 comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I haven't seen the judgment in this group (yet). I must have missed a thread. Honestly, I'm grateful I didn't see it. I can tell you that most Mommy groups are super judgey. It's infuriating. I can understand it from people who have never had kids, but from other moms? Maybe support each other. ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Oh this wasn't on here. I pulled this in from outside media. Community and supporting one another is one of my hobby horses. You're entirely correct about the mommy groups. They can be vicious.

Too cheesy for this group?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Never!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee totally confused. What does that have to do with anything?

Whew!

Jameson comments on Mar 23, 2018:

It's hard getting old. Beer is the best medicine, it's a sleep aid, muscle relaxer, mood enhancer, laxative, pain killer.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee nah man. Cesarean sections ftw.

Coming soon

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I'm hoping they'll be in together.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee. I want a president pence even less than I wanted 45!

A little vulgar but bahaha

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

A little???

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

You've shocked @phxbillcee. Kudos!

Whew!

Jameson comments on Mar 23, 2018:

It's hard getting old. Beer is the best medicine, it's a sleep aid, muscle relaxer, mood enhancer, laxative, pain killer.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Sleep enhancer and laxative? That sounds like a troubling combo.

Knock knock 2

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I'd talk to those people!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@Vipyr82 sounds like a delightful hobby

Today's atheists are bullies -- and they are doing their best to intimidate the rest of us into ...

pasha-one-nine comments on Mar 20, 2018:

This is one of those "just reading this made me more stupid" kind of articles.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@DobbinPitch not my bowels,silly.

What is a dirty little secret about an industry that you have worked in, that people really ought to...

Shawappa44820 comments on Mar 23, 2018:

If you are rude to your waiter/waitress, there's a very good chance that they might fuck with your food... maybe you'll get spit? Maybe you'll get a booger? Who knows... Maybe you'll get a finely cut up pubic hair? Having been in the food service industry for over a third of my life, I have seen it ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

I knew a guy ages ago who worked in the nicest restaurant in town. He had a regular who was insanely demanding and never tipped. He made a point to ejaculate in her creamer literally every time she came in. Be nice to your servers,people.

Do humans have a innate affinity for drugs & is this natural behaviour for humans?

marga comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Some animals like to get drunk, too. ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Elephants,monkeys,squirrels and birds all seek out fermented fruit for this purpose,I believe.

Knock knock 2

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I'd talk to those people!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@Vipyr82 I meant the wine and vibrator people but i like your idea too.

Anyone else get really irritated with the stupid stuff family posts on facebook

Nottheonlyone comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I hear you. Imagine my surprise when my step-mom forwarded me a video of my sister giving a speech at a Tea Party rally...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Oh dear.

Curse You, Perry the Platypus!

Fearlessfreep comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Best memes in the tri-state area...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@Fearlessfreep just a couple episodes. My children have taken over the television and I only get to watch adult stuff at friends homes. ;p

Curse You, Perry the Platypus!

Fearlessfreep comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Best memes in the tri-state area...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

The weirdest part about the whole show is how listenable the music is. It's like "why do I like this?"

Anyone else get really irritated with the stupid stuff family posts on facebook

Marine comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Don't worry we have DEVOS to the rescue Oh my ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Ugh. I'm not convinced she isnt a relative. She'd fit right in.

Anyone else get really irritated with the stupid stuff family posts on facebook

AcuteObstinance comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Yes! Everyone in my family leans right, and I don't mean a little, I mean A LOT. Some of them believe Obama is a Muslim, as if that is now or has ever been relevant. A lot of them don't even believe in vaccines and think that secular people are morally bankrupt. I've tried to educate them numerous ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

So have I. They are immune to reason. Are your relatives worried about morally bankrupt atheists also the types who DO all the awful stuff they accuse us of?

Guess whos got all new accounts...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Those LP stalkers getting to be too much for you?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Funnily enough the death of my phone and loss of all my passwords did have something to do with small somewhat evil people.

Literally an ass you could crack walnuts with.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

How exactly do fingers just slip into buttholes? Doesn't that usually require massive amounts of lube? Fake news!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@EricTrommater maaaaaybe

Simpsons LP Hentai Peanut Butter Porn....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

So. Can I get that link?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@EricTrommater lol

POLL: Millennial Women Killing Republican Party - YouTube

BD66 comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Leftist indoctrination on college campuses.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Its a natural effect of not being obstinately ignorant.

Anyone else get really irritated with the stupid stuff family posts on facebook

BeeHappy comments on Mar 23, 2018:

They have their idiotic moments but overall not too dumb. At least not the ones I haven't already scared off. I just scroll on by or unfollow if it becomes too irritating. They're family aren't they suppose to be a pain in the ass?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Fair enough

Sorry, y'all

Spinliesel comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Been to Florida twice. Horrible people. Will never go there again. Next trip down south is to Louisiana. My favorite southern state so far: Mississippi. And yes, we have snow on the ground up here.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

I'll agree with you on the horrible people part! What area did you visit?

Most attractive actor/actress? Or other well known face.

Kristen8 comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Travis Fimmel, Jason Mamoa and Aiden Turner Angela Bassett and Danai Gurira

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 23, 2018:

You have great taste!

Ah the ocean,so peaceful. Until something touches your leg.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Wanna cuddle? Lol

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee awww

Diets going well...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Plus free peanuts!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@RavenCT you'll probably live longer as a result.

Ah the ocean,so peaceful. Until something touches your leg.

DenoPenno comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I avoid the ocean. Don't like sharks or stingrays in the sand. You wonder why sharks attack people and you are in their territory. They think you are food.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Well in their defense,we are made of meat.

Diets going well...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Plus free peanuts!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@RavenCT they have massive greasy burgers and they give you a metric ton of fries as a "small".

Fatulence

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

#Fatulence

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee me leaving five guys today...

Diets going well...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Plus free peanuts!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

I need a wheelbarrow and double wide door to leave everytime I go.

What are some funny examples of when people have too much time on their hands?

Robotbuilder comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Too much time on your hands? It's a sliding scale. When Stephen King sits in front of his typewriter all day, every day, churning out stories and novels, no one complains that he's got too much time on his hands. When I did a website listing all of the businesses that had "poop" or "turd" in ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

I wish I could favorite comments. That's delightful!

Ah the ocean,so peaceful. Until something touches your leg.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Wanna cuddle? Lol

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee thanks for helping me meet my quota! Take an internet hug?

Diets going well...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

That last one is great!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

I've got an even more awful one but I cant figure out how to share it on here. :(

One day

RavenCT comments on Mar 22, 2018:

It's a classic.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@RavenCT. So handy!

Ah the ocean,so peaceful. Until something touches your leg.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Wanna cuddle? Lol

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Is this a trick question? Of course! ;)

With all the interest in my penis lately.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

What you and certain people do in dark corners of the internet is solely between you and @phxbillcee. I'm gonna pay for that one but it was just too opportune to pass up.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@EricTrommater" the heart of a man is cold and stony..."

With all the interest in my penis lately.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

What you and certain people do in dark corners of the internet is solely between you and @phxbillcee. I'm gonna pay for that one but it was just too opportune to pass up.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee open season on blindbirds ;)

One day

RavenCT comments on Mar 22, 2018:

It's a classic.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@EricTrommater 60 years old with a persistent oil leak and constantly in the shop because it broke down?

One day

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Or a garage to park it...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@EricTrommater hmmm. In this case bigger might not be better.

One day

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Or a garage to park it...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Well if he had a "garage" to "park it" in he'd have sex life...

Vegan, paleo, meatless Monday’s, intermittent fasting- thoughts?

josmi6699 comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Whatever you fancy. I won't tell other people what to eat. However, I observe quite a lot of paranoia, unfounded beliefs, and opinions that border on religious fundamentalism when it comes to food and I find that a little disturbing. Suddenly, nobody can tolerate glute any more. Except of course ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@josmi6699 https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/what-should-you-eat/whole-grains/ Things are in fact "more complicated than one might at first think". As the article states things marked whole grain are not always what they would seem. Thus taking processed grains out of ones diet is the safest (and laziest)option.

Please be real,please be real... [google.com]

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

It didn't redirect me. What is it?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Dangit. Its an article saying that trumps been served a subpoena on charges of having taken money to influence government policy.

I remember the last time I bought a christmas tree.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Otherwise, you'd walk funny, but you would avoid using a plastic bag!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Gotta be safe though. What if there are squirrels in there?

Holy Mary, Mother of the Elder ......

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@Rudy1962 getting a lot of use out of this one today.

Sorry, y'all

SpawnofSagan comments on Mar 22, 2018:

But seriously...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Do y'all use grocery delivery services or just accept that you might die on the way to get food and stuff?

Federal Regulator Cites Baltimore Hospital After Patient Left At Bus Stop In Gown : The Two-Way : ...

BeeHappy comments on Mar 22, 2018:

The way people are treated, unconscionable!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

It is. This woman was lucky someone came along to help her.

Fatulence

BeeHappy comments on Mar 22, 2018:

@EricTrommater @Blindbird @phxbillcee You guys are too fucking good! So many times I just stare at the meme(s) trying to come up with anything! I have to give you kudos, you guys are pros! So go on .... I dare you.... ;-)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

I always love your posts. You are,without fail,hilarious.

Sorry, y'all

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

About that.....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

As a native cracker

Brb running to KFC

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I could just eat you up!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

See ? It works!

Any know what kind of spiders these are? Keep or squish??

NothinnXpreVails comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Wolf spiders, I’m 90% certain. Many varieties, hunters, not web spinners. Keep. Spiders are cool.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

These guys will chase a lazer pointer just like a cat. Hours of entertainment.

Holy Mary, Mother of the Elder ......

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@Rudy1962 you know I'm walking around the house singing this now,right?

Holy Mary, Mother of the Elder ......

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Horrid and hideous and ancient is he!

Speaking of penis humor...

Insectra comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Just remember....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Good one!

....all about dogging!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

If you stretch it out,you could be hot doggin'

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@EricTrommater aww who's a good boy. You are,yes you are. *Pours beer into bowl*

fatulence 2 bigger and more tasteless.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

#4....I hate that picture of me.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Lol that meme always cracks me up

fatulence 2 bigger and more tasteless.

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Well then, lol

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Somebody *ahem* got me started and now I cant stop. You know like with eating pizza etc ;)

Fatulence

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

#Fatulence

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Also

Fatulence

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

#Fatulence

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

#fatulence

Gunning for the Truly Tasteless Trophy. (If it's not a g,it should be)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

#Flatulence

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@EricTrommater yep

"Hi, I'm a scientist!" -licks rock.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I see you keep things clean!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@EricTrommater I know! Oh well, I suppose it's nice to have fans.

Fatulence

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

How did you get your kids to pose in that first one?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Those are someone elses little monsters.

"Hi, I'm a scientist!" -licks rock.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I see you keep things clean!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee(somebodies grumpy! Need a hug,on your leg? :p ) some women have hearts of stone...

Hello World! New to the site.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Yeah you're basically surrounded by nerds on here. Enjoy!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@Donotbelieve awesome :)

Gunning for the Truly Tasteless Trophy. (If it's not a g,it should be)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

#Flatulence

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Shit. Now I have to do a post about being fat so i can tag it as #fatulence. I'll be back.

"Hi, I'm a scientist!" -licks rock.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I see you keep things clean!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@EricTrommater ah a conny-sewer would you say?

Hello World! New to the site.

magicwatch comments on Mar 21, 2018:

this is nerd central , no need for references

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Yeah it is!

Hello World! New to the site.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Yeah you're basically surrounded by nerds on here. Enjoy!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@Donotbelieve nah. Definitely not dweebish. Geeky?

Is it really what’s in the inside that counts?

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Appearance has always played a role in the choice of a mate and attraction. Most likely, standards of "beauty" arose because they were associated with health. Clear skin, good hair, large breasts denoted fertility. Tall and muscled men indicated better hunters. Standards of beauty vary from culture...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

400 pounds is a bit much but I love me some teddy bears. :) different strokes for different folks.

Mean old agnostics

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Pat Robertson kind of looks like an Oompa Loompa in that photo.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Kinda looked like one in general ,didn't he?

Opossum memes

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Me too...except the very small part.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@EricTrommater you heard him ladies! Prepare your inbox! ;)

So, so screwed

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

...not screwed in a good way I assume, like the thoughts in your head are so hot you would be able to get laid almost immediately?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

That'd be handy.

Too soon?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

& they supposedly train these flying "servers"!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Trained hell! What kind of idiot doesnt think putting a dog in a space like that could have seriously negative repercussions?

Conspiracy theorists beware....

LEPeff comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I think I've found my new pick up line!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

You should definitely try this and film the result

Mmn....

SkotlandSkye comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Nothing like a bowl of Jesus-Os in the morning to start your day!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Jesus -Os :Let the holy spirit fill you :)