I ate him with some tuna fish and a nice bottle of Ciante....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

So much wrong with this meme.....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@Vipyr82 I get all the hoes

"Hi, I'm a scientist!" -licks rock.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I see you keep things clean!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Didn't notice the fourth one down?

We do what we have too...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Instructions unclear. boobs keep getting caught in Tutu.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@BeeHappy but he lets something else down....

A river in Egypt....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

My little Normy Bates would never do that!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee that....is an accurate summation of my life.

A river in Egypt....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

My little Normy Bates would never do that!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@RavenCT yeah he is.

I didn't have the guts to ask him before....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

...said Paul Ryan!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@EricTrommater

A river in Egypt....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

My little Normy Bates would never do that!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@EricTrommater my older one acts as a human detonator,does that count? I've never seen a child disassemble things so efficiently.

I'm gonna get ya

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Would this be the butt finger blast flavor?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee oh no. I'm done with all that nonsense. Also I'm no parthogenic lizard Mary.

A river in Egypt....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

My little Normy Bates would never do that!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Haha mine would

We do what we have too...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Instructions unclear. boobs keep getting caught in Tutu.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@BeeHappy I can't believe @phxbillcee hasn't commented on this yet.

I ate him with some tuna fish and a nice bottle of Ciante....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

So much wrong with this meme.....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Vipyr82 I've never figured it out. Does the lotion go in the basket or on the "handle"....

Haven't made a good fart joke in a while...give birth to a smile

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Hallelujah! The birth of Donald tRump!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

That is highly offensive to llamas and farts.

For all you Floridians, a PSA... Sex Offender Shuffle... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Hey look it's the local OkCupid crew!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@EricTrommater @phxbillcee you know I thought being offenders meant they were at least interesting. Alas.

Does anyone else find this site hard to get away from?

Jnei comments on Mar 20, 2018:

My name is Jnei and I am an Agnosticaholic...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Jnei I think it's an extension of the Buddhist idea that we're all one.

More FB gold.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Poor cat looks almost as sad as the idjit below!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Hold on just a minute are you talking about the keto lady or me?!

We do what we have too...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Instructions unclear. boobs keep getting caught in Tutu.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@BeeHappy https://youtu.be/gQwaxGwUC2k

Does anyone else find this site hard to get away from?

Jnei comments on Mar 20, 2018:

My name is Jnei and I am an Agnosticaholic...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Jnei there's a short story floating about the internet where a man dies and discovers that he's everyone,living out each life one at a time in training to be God. Maybe like that? I actually like that a lot because if it were true it'd make all the suffering that goes on a lot more palatable. Alas wishing things were true doesn't make them so.

Meanwhile at forest preserves.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Mmhmm. Forest preserves.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Jnei yes. They taste a bit...green

Does anyone else find this site hard to get away from?

Jnei comments on Mar 20, 2018:

My name is Jnei and I am an Agnosticaholic...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Jnei small world with the grocery stores and names and such.

The first question we need to ask is what kind of reptile was Mary...

nicknotes comments on Mar 20, 2018:

No Virgin Birth Here One of the most ridiculous Christmas stories is found at Luke Chapter 2. 1And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed. 3And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. In order to ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

We can't even get people out of Texas or Louisiana when catastrophic storms come. Think of how much poorer those ancient folks were.

The first question we need to ask is what kind of reptile was Mary...

diabhal comments on Mar 20, 2018:

or perhaps like bees. Did Mary lay a number of eggs and the first to emerge (beesus?) went around and stung all his siblings to death?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@evestrat stung the beejeezus out of em

The first question we need to ask is what kind of reptile was Mary...

Charlene comments on Mar 20, 2018:

TransJasuz!!!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

And just like that I gained a new favorite curse word

Does anyone else find this site hard to get away from?

Jnei comments on Mar 20, 2018:

My name is Jnei and I am an Agnosticaholic...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Same

Or non-memers!

Vipyr82 comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I can’t like this enough...if only it had a love button like FB....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@RavenCT yeah you just(L) ... I mean just press the (L) keys. Dangit (L) ;P

Well...they're going to eat Tide Pods anyhow..... this is for you @IAMGROOT

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I love "Cyanide & Happiness"! I have some of their 'shorts' posted in the "Silly" category (along with a few "News to Me" from the same source!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

You stole their shorts? Deviant

Liar!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Pants on fire!!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

That's why he took them off...

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

A2Jennifer comments on Mar 19, 2018:

For the men saying “not all men,” or “women too.” OF COURSE not all men. OF COURSE women sometimes get nasty about rejection too. The thing is that it is SCARY as a woman. it represents a danger to our physical safety when a man gets angry in a situation that, by the way, we probably ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Troy your point is flawed and your logic pathetically transparent. Don't blame me or feminism for your weak arguments. Think better.

First day of spring.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Yeah but it's chock full of awful people.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee

Dogs rule ....crotch muppets drool.... --- posted for @IAMGROOT ;-)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

As the old saying went, keep 'em in a barrel & feed 'em thru the bunghole 'til they're 18, then let 'em loose!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

This explains quite a bit about your upbringing.

Over my cold, dead body.

Insectra comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I have considered this.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

I have done this. I'll get out my brush or phone too.

First day of spring.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Yeah but it's chock full of awful people.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@noworry28 eh the ones I choose to be around are pretty awesome but I can't entirely avoid the rest of the populace.

The city of Leicester seems to have moved on, after they found Richard III's remains under the car ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Aww man. Now what am I supposed to do with these corpses?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee more in a disembowelling mood today.

This is the single most important question

Fearlessfreep comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I'm Gryffindoor, with three of my kids being Ravenclaw and one being Hufflepuff :)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Fearlessfreep nice!

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

It's not just men. I've seen women go over the top too. I think it has a lot to do with not owning your own emotions and blaming other people for the way you feel. (Men ARE notorious for this, sorry guys). The individual feels that the object of their affection PUT that feeling in them ,so the ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Stacey48 which basically boiled down to "my feelings were hurt so I'm totally justified in being a horrible ass because I'm a guy and that's just what we do".

Vegan, paleo, meatless Monday’s, intermittent fasting- thoughts?

josmi6699 comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Whatever you fancy. I won't tell other people what to eat. However, I observe quite a lot of paranoia, unfounded beliefs, and opinions that border on religious fundamentalism when it comes to food and I find that a little disturbing. Suddenly, nobody can tolerate glute any more. Except of course ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

There's some good evidence out there that processed wheat products are almost as bad for you as refined sugar. My doctor and my children's doctors have all recommended that we cut way down on wheat products and refined sugar and it's had great benefits for us,though none of us are gluten intolerant.

Vegan, paleo, meatless Monday’s, intermittent fasting- thoughts?

Robin1970 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I'm strictly keto

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@sarahjustme hey I'm doing keto currently too. :)

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

It's not just men. I've seen women go over the top too. I think it has a lot to do with not owning your own emotions and blaming other people for the way you feel. (Men ARE notorious for this, sorry guys). The individual feels that the object of their affection PUT that feeling in them ,so the ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Beach_slim what a load of horseshit.

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

ErikGunderson comments on Mar 20, 2018:

For the life of me I can't understand how such men think that conversation is going to go. In their fantasies, do they think it'll be something like... He: "Would you like to go out with me?" She: "No thanks." He: [Abuse] She: [Swoons] "Oh, I've changed my mind, let's go out! No, better yet, ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Negging is a thing and considered a valid strategy by many men.

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

MrControversy comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Imagine if every single person you ask out rejects you. Every. Single. Person. Imagine that you've tried every single thing you can do to win someone's affection but it never works. Imagine living until you're old and gray and you still haven't found anyone. It's no excuse to lash out (and I don't ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

I can see where that would be frustrating.

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

DerekFuiten comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Let us not rule out the fact that it could be that occasionally the rejection isn't as polite as you may think. Even the most simple comment can be mistaken. I'd never get hostile over being rejected but I definitely would if I thought it was done in a rude way. Also, I am definitely not saying ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

It may not be gender specific but it is far more prevalent with men. I may well be someone whose rejection you would consider"rude". IDGAF. I am NOT required to be nice to someone, or to act like I'm not a raging smart ass just because they want to fuck me. I don't understand why men can't seem to get that WOMEN DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING. We do not need to justify our existence by being pretty or nice or good cooks or any of the 5000 other expectations for us. Fuck all that noise.

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

It's not just men. I've seen women go over the top too. I think it has a lot to do with not owning your own emotions and blaming other people for the way you feel. (Men ARE notorious for this, sorry guys). The individual feels that the object of their affection PUT that feeling in them ,so the ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Beach_slim what is dishonest about not being attracted to someone?!!

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

A2Jennifer comments on Mar 19, 2018:

For the men saying “not all men,” or “women too.” OF COURSE not all men. OF COURSE women sometimes get nasty about rejection too. The thing is that it is SCARY as a woman. it represents a danger to our physical safety when a man gets angry in a situation that, by the way, we probably ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Troy ah and here we see the classic"blame the victim " approach. Thanks for playing, spot the misogynist!

I actually do have some conservative friends and I've noticed,in talking to them, that their parents...

PicklePie comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I think the whole liberal-conservative thing is one of the manufactured tensions that the political-industrial complex foments as a smokescreen to obscure the fact that we have very few freedoms left and they're picking our pockets clean at every turn.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

You aren't wrong.

Not exactly sure how we sent them back then? Mail maybe?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I'll admit it, clueless on this one.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee nice ash

.....I wonder how long before the nightmares go away?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Aww don't you wanna just gobble him up?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@CapriKious oh I'm fairly certain he is.

What makes relationships last: the pessimistic view

dalefvictor comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Perhaps this is a little strange, but I find that sometimes a relationship lasts longer than it should because both of the people involved did not get past the dating part. Going out on dates and having fun is great but it alone is not enough for a lasting relationship. I have no idea how to figure ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Well. My parents were together 30 years. They figured out early that they couldn't live together but they made it work.

Not exactly sure how we sent them back then? Mail maybe?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I'll admit it, clueless on this one.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@RavenCT photocopying butts was always fun...

Hypatia [m.ranker.com]

jlynn37 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

No hate like christian love.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Ain't that the truth?

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

Dolphin comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I think they are insecure and often times have an underlying hatred for women. Definitely not all men by any means, but ones who go from “hey baby” to “FUCKING WHORE” like 0-60. I think mean like that have mommy issues...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Oh yeah. This was really bad in my teens and twenties. I lived in a more urban area of my hometown and guys rolling up on you on your way to school, hitting on you then becoming verbally abusive or even following you was super common. Ugh.

I like when the Geckos get on my laundry room window.

Insectra comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Cute little guys.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

They are. Loud though!

Chemistry humor

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

You can tell that cats not real by the fact he hasn't knocked everything off that table.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@RavenCT she has a sweet face.

Male Birth Control Pill Blocks 'Sperm Hormones,' But Will It Work?... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Well I damn sure hope so. I'd be taking my kids to the Dr as soon as puberty hits.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@RavenCT oh yes. I was all too privy to my cousins teenage shenanigans. I'm getting grey hairs just thinking of my boys as teens.

Chemistry humor

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

You can tell that cats not real by the fact he hasn't knocked everything off that table.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@RavenCT awww. Sorry about your dog.

I like when the Geckos get on my laundry room window.

dalefvictor comments on Mar 19, 2018:

If they get on the window then they can also get on the floor, hope you do not step on them. I can get clumsy sometimes.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Nah. I've been dodging anoles for decades. The geckos generally like to stay high up as well so not much danger of stepping on one. I did have a cat who liked to put her lizard captives in my shoes years ago. Didn't take long to train me to always check my shoes. :)

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

shockwaverider comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I doubt if most men do that. I don't, wouldn't, and don't know of other men who would. I'd guess these guys are frustrated and lashing out at the most convenient target. Does this regularly happen to you? Women in general?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@RavenCT well in the reading I've done, the general idea seems to be that most of the violence centers around mating rights and ensuring paternity probably means that you and I are not likely to trigger those behaviors even in younger men. :)

Chemistry humor

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

You can tell that cats not real by the fact he hasn't knocked everything off that table.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@EricTrommater talk about fluff!

What makes relationships last: the pessimistic view

Stacey48 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I agree with you, to a degree. I think I've been in similar situations. I was married for long time, towards the end I started getting involved in social justice issues and started speaking my mind. It was plainly stated that he didn't like who I had become. So it was pretty clear to me. I think ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Idk if it's most men or just the ones we attract but variations on that story are so common among the women I know.

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

shockwaverider comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I doubt if most men do that. I don't, wouldn't, and don't know of other men who would. I'd guess these guys are frustrated and lashing out at the most convenient target. Does this regularly happen to you? Women in general?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@RavenCT it really doesn't. All we can do is raise our kids better. Thank you for the work you've done. (L) You may be correct about men aging out if those behaviors. Spousal abuse was rife in my family but as my uncle's aged,you'd swear butter wouldn't melt in their mouths.

WTF? [facebook.com]

Alliegirl comments on Mar 19, 2018:

What the hell was that? Lol

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@BeeHappy I do kinda feel I outdid myself on that one. :)

Another April fool's day idea

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I'm tired of these mother f****** snakes in this mother f****** toilet!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Why is Samuel L. Jackson in my bathroom?

I see nothing wrong with this....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

He did it all for the cookies.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee that would have been the UPS lady ;)

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

shockwaverider comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I doubt if most men do that. I don't, wouldn't, and don't know of other men who would. I'd guess these guys are frustrated and lashing out at the most convenient target. Does this regularly happen to you? Women in general?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@RavenCT IDK there's pretty strong historical evidence that this behavior has been going on for hundreds of years.

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

shockwaverider comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I doubt if most men do that. I don't, wouldn't, and don't know of other men who would. I'd guess these guys are frustrated and lashing out at the most convenient target. Does this regularly happen to you? Women in general?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Oh yes. Men who were dying to get you into bed or "treat you like the princess you are" will suddenly call you fat,ugly, slutty,bitchy. "You're not that hot anyway, I just wanted to get laid" etc. Women sometimes get physically attacked,even murdered for rejecting men. It's gross and it's really common.

I see nothing wrong with this....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

He did it all for the cookies.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee UPS man was pretty hot.

Another April fool's day idea

Livinlife comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Oh no you di'int

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

My kids are gonna need so much therapy.

Welcome to the dark side

idlopalev comments on Mar 19, 2018:

And in case you needed the recipe

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

One of each to bring balance to the force please!

WTF? [facebook.com]

Alliegirl comments on Mar 19, 2018:

What the hell was that? Lol

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Men's tabercunnilingual choir?

Sorry I have been busy adulting the last few days....just remeber....you complete me.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Hang in there, Eric, we need our peerless leader!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

That we do!

I love this.

DelilahJones33 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I like your other profile pic alot but you're new profile pic is so pretty!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Thank you. I found the hair hilarious but got a little negative feedback on it. \o/

Why Men Send Dick Pics

Akfishlady comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I always think it shows lack of intelligence and imagination. I don't go showing myself. It's like the old you show me, I'll show you etc. It's actually heartbreaking that we are exposed to this (pun intended). I guess I just have different needs. But I am curious if people have gotten them ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@phil21 ah that may have been me. It was actually MeetMe. I have not gotten a single dic pic from this site,thankfully.

Why Men Send Dick Pics

ScienceBiker comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I'm going to overly generalize. Boys do not understand how a woman is wired. They are visually stimulated. There is a reason why men are disproportionately the majority consumers of porn. Men love pics of women's bits. They incorrectly assume the reverse is true.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@marga not that different. I just don't want to see random dudes dicks. From someone I'm involved with,its arousing.

Why Men Send Dick Pics

ScienceBiker comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I'm going to overly generalize. Boys do not understand how a woman is wired. They are visually stimulated. There is a reason why men are disproportionately the majority consumers of porn. Men love pics of women's bits. They incorrectly assume the reverse is true.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@marga not that different. I just don't want to see random dudes dicks. From someone I'm involved with,its arousing.

How to serve man....or woman.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I don't know if I should be hungry or horny!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Soooo, resting state of the human male, as per usual?

I actually do have some conservative friends and I've noticed,in talking to them, that their parents...

snytiger6 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I think conservatives tend to think in terms of "black and white" or just two alternative. Liberal tend to see things as beign mroe in a continuum which include many possibilities and outcomes. I think conservatives tend to look at things in a limited way because they, in spite of all the ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@Bibliophile_xo yes I have a friend who is otherwise very intelligent but just can't wrap his head around the the fact that gender isn't an either or proposition. I blew his mind when I showed him the statistics on intersexed births and articles on how it's a normal function of human reproduction.

Who or what do you sleep with at night?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

My stack of books(5 currently) also too many pillows: 1under my head 1 between my knees & 1 at my back.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@rdh2112 wrong one. :( That's a damn good book as well.

Anyone else note the lack of our fearless leader?

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

must have taken a mini vaca away from the crazies on here.. :)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

What crazies? Everyone here is *Totally* normal and well adjusted....

How much caffeine do you consume daily?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Drink it constantly tbh.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@4EvanSake at least two pots.

What makes relationships last: the pessimistic view

Marine comments on Mar 19, 2018:

It makes me very sad to hear of these types of relationships . I have been married 59 years and there were difficult times but we worked together to solve them. One thing is we always trusted each other always kept separate checking accounts with both names on them and never criticised each others ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Unfortunately I think the majority of marriages are more like mine than yours, at least in my experience. I can count the number of "good couples" I've known in my 40 years without resorting to my toes.

Meanwhile back at the ranch

psycheworks comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Aliens that don't want to poke up our anus

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Maybe they were trying to figure out how to make us smell Better?

I actually do have some conservative friends and I've noticed,in talking to them, that their parents...

memorylikeasieve comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Conservatism is, in my experience, fear of the other. I grew up in a conundrum of a small town where the prevailing attitude was very conservative, yet the population was racially diverse. Still, the white families in their nice houses side-eyed the non-white families. But where the real fear lay...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Very much so, I think.

Russian Scientists Tested Their Asteroid-Nuking Plan with Powerful Lasers... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Jeez that sounds fun.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee pew!pew!pew!

Thanks @Psycheworks

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Fowl Photoshop.....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

You think that's fowl, wait till you see the bird butt.

Anyone else note the lack of our fearless leader?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

It's nice to be missed!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Hey! We didn't have to put your picture up on beer bottles!!!

Good Morning, y'all!...

BeeHappy comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Many coffee fiends on this site, gotta watch my back!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee poor @BeeHappy is surrounded by coffee weirdos.

Good Morning, y'all!...

BeeHappy comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Many coffee fiends on this site, gotta watch my back!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

"lurks behind you in black cloak" coffee nerds too ;)

[youtu.be] Yummy in all senses.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Love it! Alicia Keyes? Hahaha!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@ BeeHappy @idlopalev It's a thing of beauty. :)

I actually do have some conservative friends and I've noticed,in talking to them, that their parents...

Donotbelieve comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I was raised in a very strict home, but with no actual guidance. I do not know how to have fun. Oh, shit...help.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

I think you're fun

I actually do have some conservative friends and I've noticed,in talking to them, that their parents...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Empathy for people outside their family and friends

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Yeah. That is another weird thing. They're very loving and protective of those they care about but everyone else "can go fuck themselves".

Because avocado and googly eyes make everything better.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Hmmm. Kind of different

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@Rudy1962 still funny though

Another day I can't believe this administration is still in power. :(

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Excellent choices!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Why thank you

Because avocado and googly eyes make everything better.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Hmmm. Kind of different

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@Rudy1962 lol also ewww

Confession: I embarrassed the bejesus out of myself and my friends last night by drunkenly enthusing...

BeeHappy comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I love the last one. They really committed. Not just the most common phrase but a whole verse! Ha

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

They really love books AND old hip hop

Give your coordinates.

KKGator comments on Mar 19, 2018:

B3

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@Vipyr82 lol

Because avocado and googly eyes make everything better.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Hmmm. Kind of different

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

My "Mom" posts are bleeding over from FB :0

Who or what do you sleep with at night?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Why do I get a notification everytime someone responds to this question? It isn't my post. Anyone else having that issue?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@Rudy1962 no problem. I've done it before too.

Who or what do you sleep with at night?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

My stack of books(5 currently) also too many pillows: 1under my head 1 between my knees & 1 at my back.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@rdh2112 that's the one with the sentient dinosaurs,right? That was SO good. I loved the ideas of biotechnology in that book.

I had completely forgotten about the wonderful silliness that is birds with arms. Bird booty bonus.

Livinlife comments on Mar 19, 2018:

How funny!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Never fails to make me laugh.

Who or what do you sleep with at night?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Why do I get a notification everytime someone responds to this question? It isn't my post. Anyone else having that issue?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

You may have favorited it by accident.

What are your thoughts on nurture vs nature?

Rugglesby comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Both mega important. Consider a kid born with above average intellectuual ability. Without the right upbringing, he may not achieve his full potential Another kid with all the assistance in teh world may amount to nothing if he does not have the potential.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

There have been some interesting studies showing that treating all kids as if they have great potential has very positive outcomes. Exposure and expectation of excellence does a lot for any child.

Am I addicted? Yes. Am I going to stop? Probably not.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Sound familiar?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Oh yes!