Punny!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Cue @phxbillcee with a really dirty comment in 3,2,1...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee must've been a clean one. I'm pretty sure you swallowed a sailors dictionary.

Who or what do you sleep with at night?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

My regrets and fears and broken dreams

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Crowded bed, my friend.

Who or what do you sleep with at night?

resserts comments on Mar 19, 2018:

You know when I sleep alone, I prefer to be by myself.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Thanks for the earworm!

What makes relationships last: the pessimistic view

joejackson comments on Mar 19, 2018:

One word... Friendship

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Oh thank you,sooooper helpful.

17 Billion? How the CDC Estimated How Many Binge Drinks US Downs Each Year... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Lol I wonder what percentage you, me and @EricTrommater claim...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee baaa-ha-ha

Punny!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Cue @phxbillcee with a really dirty comment in 3,2,1...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@BeeHappy had to be said!

False advertising!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Sure there is...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Trust you to butt in!

17 Billion? How the CDC Estimated How Many Binge Drinks US Downs Each Year... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Lol I wonder what percentage you, me and @EricTrommater claim...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee eh I find my new hair hilarious. Makes me look like a real Einstein!

I had completely forgotten about the wonderful silliness that is birds with arms. Bird booty bonus.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Bwaahahaha... one has a butt! Love it!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Best part is that it's two eggs Photoshoped on!

Who or what do you sleep with at night?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

My stack of books(5 currently) also too many pillows: 1under my head 1 between my knees & 1 at my back.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@pthomas59 Neil Gaimens Trigger Warning, Buddhist philosophy(still working my way through that one,its dense), The Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Clay, Rites and rhythm:the music of Cuba, and "the outlaw demon wails"(for the 6th time,lol)

Monogamy

Pernbronze comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I'm slightly fluid on this. I have a little give on which direction to go. I think everyone has their own decision or range on what they are comfortable with. For me I'm good with monogamy. But if I was with a bi woman I wouldn't mind if she brought another woman into the relationship on a long term...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@Pernbronze no. It is about POLYAMORY. Polygamy is guys keeping a stable of women because they think they're entitled to special priveleges that their partners are not. I suggest you go find yourself a dictionary and someone to explain what equality and mutuality means. Also in case I didn't make this clear, I think you're the worst sort of misogynist. The kind that hides behind a thin veneer of liberality. I see you are correct in that the OP did state polygamy. I suspect that was a mistaken term however, knowing what I do about @Ashortbeauty.

Who or what do you sleep with at night?

Aralt comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I sleep with this

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

He sleeps wit da fishes. :)

17 Billion? How the CDC Estimated How Many Binge Drinks US Downs Each Year... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Lol I wonder what percentage you, me and @EricTrommater claim...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee I speak snark quite fluently

Because avocado and googly eyes make everything better.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Bonus.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee a staple in the eye would REALLY hurt, just saying...

What are your pet peeve markers you look for on a first date?

AMGT comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Constant tapping of hands or feet. Chewing with mouth open. Annoying voice, annoying volume. No sense of humor. Arrogant Overly insecure Talks about self incessantly. Whiny Asks me a question and interrupts while I’m answering, to talk about self some more. Burps, sneezes and coughs ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@ScienceBiker I admit, I'm disappointed.

Hello, Joined and wanted to say hi and I hope everyone is enjoying there sunday

Rebrep comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I just joined today too... A little confused as to how this works but I'm figuring it out ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

It's exactly what you make of it. It's a nice place with some cool people. Welcome.

Hello, Joined and wanted to say hi and I hope everyone is enjoying there sunday

KKGator comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Welcome to the asylum. Enjoy your stay!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Lol true

What are your pet peeve markers you look for on a first date?

Ersomething comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Checking their phone the whole time. Chewing with their mouth open. Shoplifting. (Sigh...wish I didnt have to put that one on there)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@Ersomething wow. Have you thought about starting a blog? I think I'd read it avidly.(fellow terrible dater here)

I had completely forgotten about the wonderful silliness that is birds with arms. Bird booty bonus.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Seriously twisted, & these pics are kinda strange, too!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee I love it.

Thanks @Psycheworks

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2018:

The ancient Egyptians would have loved you!...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

(L) these!

What makes relationships last: the pessimistic view

Akfishlady comments on Mar 18, 2018:

It's called maturity in the female form. You will learn that this is common in life, jobs, non romantic relationships and those as well. Welcome to the club!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Yikes. That being said, I like me better as I am now. :)

17 Billion? How the CDC Estimated How Many Binge Drinks US Downs Each Year... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Lol I wonder what percentage you, me and @EricTrommater claim...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee oi vey!

Because avocado and googly eyes make everything better.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Bonus.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol*staples hand to forehead* woe is me!!!

I had completely forgotten about the wonderful silliness that is birds with arms. Bird booty bonus.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Seriously twisted, & these pics are kinda strange, too!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Yep

Okay, sheeple...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Your post is ba-aaaaaa-aad and you should feel ba-aaaaaa-aad. :P (JK)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee well now I feel a little sheepish,you old goat. ;)

What are your pet peeve markers you look for on a first date?

AMGT comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Constant tapping of hands or feet. Chewing with mouth open. Annoying voice, annoying volume. No sense of humor. Arrogant Overly insecure Talks about self incessantly. Whiny Asks me a question and interrupts while I’m answering, to talk about self some more. Burps, sneezes and coughs ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@ScienceBiker lol please tell me it's the fart jokes thing.

17 Billion? How the CDC Estimated How Many Binge Drinks US Downs Each Year... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Lol I wonder what percentage you, me and @EricTrommater claim...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee whut?

I try to keep an open mind, but....

LEPeff comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Not all conservatives are bad.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@RavenCT soooo much butthurt.

Dating parameters

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Hmmm. I'm not sure. I think it is like "Fight Club". The first rule of dating is that there are no rules.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@Rudy1962 bahahahahhaha

Monogamy

Pernbronze comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I'm slightly fluid on this. I have a little give on which direction to go. I think everyone has their own decision or range on what they are comfortable with. For me I'm good with monogamy. But if I was with a bi woman I wouldn't mind if she brought another woman into the relationship on a long term...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@Pernbronze dude you're still placing limits on your partners life. That's entirely contrary to the whole spirit of polyamory. Yuck.

Because avocado and googly eyes make everything better.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Bonus.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee well I've done that too so you can certainly be forgiven the misunderstanding. :)

Monogamy

ScienceBiker comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with anyone else. I want to be with someone that I love so much that I don't want to be with anyone else. I want to be with someone who is not selfish. I want to be with someone with whom I can be selfless. I do not want cheating, ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@ScienceBiker fair enough. Have an internet high five, my friend.

Monogamy

Gravija comments on Mar 18, 2018:

No. As a child I watched people in strictly monogamous relationships cheat on one another, keep secrets, and basically tear themselves apart for the sake of maintaining some illusion of "normalcy". It's definitely an individual choice as not everyone is suited to monogamy, though I personally think ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Bravo.

17 Billion? How the CDC Estimated How Many Binge Drinks US Downs Each Year... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Lol I wonder what percentage you, me and @EricTrommater claim...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee lOl. I'm never going to be able to meet you IRL. Destroying all your assumptions would feel like kicking a puppy.

Monogamy

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I was just having a conversation about this with someone yesterday. I don't think monogamy comes naturally. I think a lot of relationships get destroyed unnecessarily when one partner falls for someone else. I also think that monogamy and marriage,in particular,come from a place of fear. Fear of ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@ashortbeauty thank you

I try to keep an open mind, but....

LEPeff comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Not all conservatives are bad.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@RavenCT yeah. They're pretty awful.

Monogamy

ScienceBiker comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with anyone else. I want to be with someone that I love so much that I don't want to be with anyone else. I want to be with someone who is not selfish. I want to be with someone with whom I can be selfless. I do not want cheating, ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

I understand where You're coming from. I am however going to toss in my two cents. Everyone is selfish to some extent or another. There's a name for those who entirely sacrifice their self worth to please others. It's doormat and it's not a good place to be.(been there,got the T-shirt). You may (& I hope you do, because I sincerely like you) find someone who CHOOSES to be with you consistently but no one want to be with their SO all the time. Even the best couples want to choke each other from time to time.

Monogamy

Pernbronze comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I'm slightly fluid on this. I have a little give on which direction to go. I think everyone has their own decision or range on what they are comfortable with. For me I'm good with monogamy. But if I was with a bi woman I wouldn't mind if she brought another woman into the relationship on a long term...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

That's a pretty controlling definition of polyamory. You realize that,right? The whole idea is that you're NOT dictating your partners choices to them. Ugh

Because avocado and googly eyes make everything better.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Bonus.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee you do realize that was a post I yanked off the internet,right?

I try to keep an open mind, but....

LEPeff comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Not all conservatives are bad.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Yeah,about that...have you looked at the nasty hatefulness that is the conservative atheist page on here? Those people are raging jerks. I mean, I'm an asshole but DAMN

Should you ask a date for his/her credit score? Why/why Not?

Paddyola comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Should you ask a date if they shaved their genitals earlier? no cos its ridiculous as the initial question :)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@Rudy1962 boy, I'm fucking up this dating thing left & right!

Single and ready to Pringle. ;D

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Hopefully you can get some other singles to chip in!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@kmdskit3 I see an opportunity to pun-ish people,I take it. That's just who I am as a person.

Grab anything from my tRump collection:

Francoise comments on Mar 18, 2018:

and more ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@Francoise need another boost?

You ever notice that caterpillars are okay for boys to play with and like.

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Caterpillars and squishy and gross-most girls won't touch them. Butterflies are magical for young girls. Boys like squishy and slimy.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@Jnei many fun things in life are squishy and gross,just saying...

Should you ask a date for his/her credit score? Why/why Not?

Paddyola comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Should you ask a date if they shaved their genitals earlier? no cos its ridiculous as the initial question :)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Oh! Maybe that's why my dates aren't working out....

You ever notice that caterpillars are okay for boys to play with and like.

Ella comments on Mar 18, 2018:

My seventh grade biology teacher liked to freak out kids with snakes and spiders. On my first day in his class he brought out a small snake and asked a few girls in the class one by one if they’d hold it. The first few said no and when he asked me I said sure! He tentatively handed me the snake, ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

This kind of crap is so deeply ingrained and pervasive. I want to slap the shit out of people every time I see something like this.

You ever notice that caterpillars are okay for boys to play with and like.

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Caterpillars and squishy and gross-most girls won't touch them. Butterflies are magical for young girls. Boys like squishy and slimy.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

I know plenty of girls who dig squishy and slimy. Sorry but they learn these ideas from their elders and compatriots. If you show a kid something interesting and don't shame them for their interest,they're into it.

What tips you off that someone might have a substance abuse problem?

Danaconda813 comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Usually withdrawing from social settings. Users just want to be alone and use.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Oh no. This sounds like someone I know :(

A little fun with bugs.

Insectra comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I love this!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

I thought of you when I saw it. :)

Am I addicted? Yes. Am I going to stop? Probably not.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Hi, I'm Bill, & I'm an addict!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Welcome Bill. Be aware,we can read you like a book! ;)

It's 9:08 on the East Coast so too late for you... On the West Coast please heed this warning.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Good tip!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 17, 2018:

@phxbillcee wow! That is impressively disgusting. Hats off to you.

BBC Earth || The importance of saving baby turtles from the impact of humans - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2018:

No more turtle soup?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 17, 2018:

@phxbillcee no re-tortes for you, ya big meanie.

It's 9:08 on the East Coast so too late for you... On the West Coast please heed this warning.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Is this warning from tonight's bday experience?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 17, 2018:

@EricTrommater I thought men did that constantly. I know I've seen more junk at the beach than I ever wanted to.

More from the kid who thought that if you ever met a drug dealer you'd want to have him ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Livin' in Amerika!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 17, 2018:

I think it's spelled Amerikkka

True dat

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:

That's why we have 2 hands my friend.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 17, 2018:

@Vipyr82 eww

Which five non-fiction books would you recommend to help create a more well-rounded, enlightened ...

RationalHuman comments on Mar 17, 2018:

I love social economics, things like Freakonomics and More Sex is Safer Sex. Really anthing by Steve Landsburg. Also Shermer and almost anything by Dawkins or Sagan.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 17, 2018:

Love Freakonomics!

Pass the parmesan please...

Vipyr82 comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Your logic falls flat....like the earth ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 17, 2018:

You witty mofo!

Ladies I have question for you. What do you think about facial hair?

TerriCity comments on Mar 17, 2018:

It is totally the woman's decision to wear a mustache or other facial hair, at any age or in any way she likes, if that is what she wants.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 17, 2018:

@TerriCity (L)

[youtu.be] Don't know if this counts as a meme but I think you all will like it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Udders & feathers everywhere! LOL

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 17, 2018:

Sounds like a party We'd find you at!

What are the chances

AMGT comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Your poll is bummin me out, just bring the man some cookies.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 17, 2018:

I second this. That guy deserves cookies.

Wow.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I'm pretty sure there's not a particular focus. I think it's just smart people talking about things that interest them.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@Donotbelieve right? Not the most intellectual topic but man....

Story time!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2018:

You fowl fucker, you!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Eggcellent pun

Was the pizza that good because I was drunk? We may never know. It was good though...

RavenCT comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Not... bananas?!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@RavenCT not at all. I lol'd

Was the pizza that good because I was drunk? We may never know. It was good though...

RavenCT comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Not... bananas?!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@RavenCT wait did you just cal me fat?!!!! (Lol)

....nope, I'm just fat.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I prefer the term, voluptuous. :)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@HunkyHonkey good things happen when I'm drunkey :)

Only in the south at Walmart....

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Jesus saves, because he shops at wal-mart.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@BeeHappy yeah but doesn't save small businesses

Was the pizza that good because I was drunk? We may never know. It was good though...

RavenCT comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Not... bananas?!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@EricTrommater is that another innuendo? I can't keep up

....nope, I'm just fat.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I prefer the term, voluptuous. :)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@EricTrommater duly noted. You shall henceforth be tagged as hunky honkey

....nope, I'm just fat.

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I love puppies, but so few people can cook them properly.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@EricTrommater wow I've been doing that wrong! Mine are still alive after....

Only in the south at Walmart....

SpawnofSagan comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Am I the only one that wants to knock it down?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Nope

Only in the south at Walmart....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Perhaps they could make one that looks like an electric chair or a hangman's noose.....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

"strange fruit" the coke display.

....nope, I'm just fat.

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I love puppies, but so few people can cook them properly.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@LEPeff fair enough

Worst song lyrics ever...?

Kyle comments on Mar 16, 2018:

"She's like the wind through my tree" - Patrick Swayze (basically, she blows...)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Almost as good a backhanded "nicety" as "Love yourself". Say what you will about this kid, it's the classiest way I've ever heard to tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Worst song lyrics ever...?

squiggy_70 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

McArthers park something about a cake melting. or baby let do it like they do it on the distovery channel

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

I find that song hilarious tbh

Does sitting at a bar memeing make you a loser? Asking for a friend.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I drink and meme for the exact same reason to fill the void that used to be my soul.....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

You guys are much more entertaining. Too bad agnostic.com isn't an interdimensional bar where we can hang

Does sitting at a bar memeing make you a loser? Asking for a friend.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 16, 2018:

You would have to ask someone that knows of these things.....@EricTrommater, how about helping out a friend's friend?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@EricTrommater lol, congrats on selling the wrangler

....nope, I'm just fat.

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I love puppies, but so few people can cook them properly.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@LEPeff vegan Indian food is damn delicious though!

Does sitting at a bar memeing make you a loser? Asking for a friend.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 16, 2018:

You would have to ask someone that knows of these things.....@EricTrommater, how about helping out a friend's friend?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Lol he's not answering because he has a life.

Pof

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Hey that's me on the end!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@Vipyr82 thanks! :)

Pof

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Hey that's me on the end!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@Vipyr82 nice!

Zzzz

EricTrommater comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Mine always woke me up because she remembered I was an asshole...so I sleep much better.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Who are you people dating?! "Hey,hey wake up!" "Zzzwhut?" "You're a dick,just wanted you to know" "K. zzzzzzz"

Pof

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Hey that's me on the end!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@Vipyr82 he was too spineless.

....nope, I'm just fat.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I prefer the term, voluptuous. :)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee yup. Thanks!

Pof

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Hey that's me on the end!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@Vipyr82 that's my last boyfriend, I'm pretty sure.

....nope, I'm just fat.

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I love puppies, but so few people can cook them properly.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee darn Atheists running around eating puppies and babies and such.

....nope, I'm just fat.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I prefer the term, voluptuous. :)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee again, you'll never know. :)

Dating parameters

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I think that once I have any kind of feelings for someone, whether or not I have even ever talked to them, they should not show interest in anyone else.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Lol! I think there are quite a few people who agree with you. (Also yikes!)

If Roberta Flack had a lisp.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Ha! Nubes! I see this every day in South Florida.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@WizardBill lil' bit

Dating parameters

Charlene comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I threw the rules out awhile go..so..yeah..no rules are the best rules..for me..

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

See I like your answer but men seem to get butthurt.

Dating parameters

MrLizard comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I agree with your guidelines 100%. If one says, "Hey, let's be an exclusive couple," then that would be it. Sex, of course, would certainly put you into a relationship. For me, if I end up on a third date, I wouldn't date anyone else. If i though it was geting serious after that, I'd have the ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Lol haven't gotten to a 3rd date in ages.

Dont jump me (read first) I saw a facebook post about that 19 year old dude who felt katy perry had...

blago84 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

This is a really complicated matter, yet I tend to agree with the author. I believe that small advances without asking are pretty much fine, provided that they stop at the first sign that they may be undesired. And more daring advances... Well I think these call for a strong push or even a ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Yes. I wouldn't call it sexual assault but it's still not acceptable

Dont jump me (read first) I saw a facebook post about that 19 year old dude who felt katy perry had...

blago84 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

This is a really complicated matter, yet I tend to agree with the author. I believe that small advances without asking are pretty much fine, provided that they stop at the first sign that they may be undesired. And more daring advances... Well I think these call for a strong push or even a ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Yes. I wouldn't call it sexual assault but it's still not acceptable

Dont jump me (read first) I saw a facebook post about that 19 year old dude who felt katy perry had...

blago84 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

This is a really complicated matter, yet I tend to agree with the author. I believe that small advances without asking are pretty much fine, provided that they stop at the first sign that they may be undesired. And more daring advances... Well I think these call for a strong push or even a ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Yes. I wouldn't call it sexual assault but it's still not acceptable

Dont jump me (read first) I saw a facebook post about that 19 year old dude who felt katy perry had...

NicoleCadmium comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Like many other animals, humans have mating rituals. We're currently in the midst of a process of outlawing them. Yes, predators like Weinstein, Spacey and Cosby need to be dealt with, but once the Internet gets a taste for blood, it wants more. Next thing you know, it's pointing the finger at ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

If Katy Perry kissed me, I'd be pissed. So yeah she was over the line.

Is it harder for women to get a date or for men?

idlopalev comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I've been on and off dating sites for a year now. Not one date! Either fake profiles claiming to be Military men. or guys that literally live 15 minutes from me that Dont want to meet and just want to Sext. I agree with Edwin below I think looks have a lot to do with it. If I were Younger I wouldnt ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Yeah! What is it with the "I just want to sext, I don't want to meet up" thing?

No, his DNA did not change 7% I'm really glad someone finally spoke up.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Interesting. Sounded all exciting with the elongated telomeres and all but then "his telomeres shrank once he returned to earth". I was hoping being shot into space was going to turn into a medical treatment for a minute.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@ScienceBiker probably not. Boooo

No, his DNA did not change 7% I'm really glad someone finally spoke up.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Interesting. Sounded all exciting with the elongated telomeres and all but then "his telomeres shrank once he returned to earth". I was hoping being shot into space was going to turn into a medical treatment for a minute.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@ScienceBiker eh like they said, lots of things can elongate telomeres and it was likely the lifestyle necessitated by being in space that caused the change. Probably get the same effect by exercising and eating healthy. Still, it'd be neat to have a "this person needs to be shot into space" prescription from your doctor. ;P

I just can't un see this... also we all know how Trump feels about anyone with a Mexican name.

KKGator comments on Mar 15, 2018:

I want to make a Jason Momoa reference. But, I need a moment.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@BeeHappy loved him since Star Gate.

Do Scottish Androids Dream of humping Electric Sheep?

Vipyr82 comments on Mar 15, 2018:

There can be only one?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@EricTrommater good point

I just can't un see this... also we all know how Trump feels about anyone with a Mexican name.

KKGator comments on Mar 15, 2018:

I want to make a Jason Momoa reference. But, I need a moment.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@BeeHappy seconded. That man's a menace