Good morning meemers! Come have a cup of coffee and some memes...

BeeHappy comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Hmmmm.....that's asking a lot, isn't it?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Took the words right out of my mouth.

What do you all think of the match percentages on here?

PatrickHermitage comments on Mar 8, 2018:

36%?! Can I file an appeal???!!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Lol. Always an exception to the rule. :)

Da Cheeto

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 8, 2018:

LOL, I almost posted that last night, but opted to go to bed instead. Thanks for covering for me!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Lol. Pop up on your FB too?

No big lesson or anything,I just wanted to share the cuteness of my son and great niece.

GlyndonD comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I get my kids today through Monday morning. Yea!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Makes you appreciate it, doesn't it?

Spending too much time on the internet,y'all. Not enough midget porn out there FYI

Mark9393 comments on Mar 7, 2018:

You just aren't looking hard enough there's plenty of midget porn out there. LOL

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

@EricTrommater boy this jokes got legs. Short ones,but still...

What do you all think of the match percentages on here?

JohnnyThorazine comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I'm pretty sure I only have a 50/50 relationship with myself, so anything over that is pure hubris!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Lol

What do you all think of the match percentages on here?

Whathappensnow comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I don't think that much about it. You are only 64%

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Lol. That's why we only get along 64% of the time.

I love octopodes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Lest we forget Bachtapus and Motzshark!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Baraktopus.

What are you looking for?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I don't and never have had a laundry list of requirements. You meet someone and something is there or it's not. It ain't that complicated.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Good for you.

Da Cheeto

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Oh, that was a good one, & perfectly timed!! Kudos!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

;)

I love octopodes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Lest we forget Bachtapus and Motzshark!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

Damn these are better.

I love octopodes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

She's gone from midget porn to cephalopod porn! Gotta hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand it to her!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

I knew you were going to go there. Setting you up is half the fun.

Spending too much time on the internet,y'all. Not enough midget porn out there FYI

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Simpson's Hentai you say? Brb...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

Lol. Wanna be my new bestie?

Wife logic

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Her (ex) husband? The dog? She had a pet cow????

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

@phxbillcee exactly

Wife logic

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Her (ex) husband? The dog? She had a pet cow????

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

All of the above. She was probably tired of cleaning up after them. ;)

Will you go out with me?

Rugglesby comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Hmmm, right age range, smart, attractive, fit, outdoorsy, so yes, I would go out with you, whether we hit it off remains to be seen, But living a world away. Unlikely. I would probably bore you by taking you into my world which is full of strange creatures, from the microscopic to downright ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

Lol I don't think you've ever bored anyone in your life.

How do you feel about spiritual music?

btroje comments on Mar 6, 2018:

ok what is Psychobilly? It makes me think of Jimmy Carter's brother

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

@heffenwoozle holy shit. I love it.

Where do you stand on education in Liberal Arts?

JohnnyThorazine comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Education, education, EDUCATION!! There is no subject not worth knowing.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

I 2nd this.

Classic

KKGator comments on Mar 7, 2018:

You left out, "make nazis jump from a bridge"!!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

I did Nazi that one.

I won't, but I know a couple of you that might....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Because...BACON!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

What if puppy is just as tasty as bacon?

Yep

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

*insert obvious erection joke here™

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

I appreciate the triple word play in this comment.

Things your mom use to say to you as a kid...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 7, 2018:

I raise my whiskey glass to you!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

@phxbillcee well there's your opportunity. You could make millions!

How do you feel about spiritual music?

btroje comments on Mar 6, 2018:

ok what is Psychobilly? It makes me think of Jimmy Carter's brother

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

@heffenwoozle no it's just a pun on my name. Sorry

So today's been infuriating.

KKGator comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Time's Up Legal Defense Fund. Something tells me they would love to take on this case. It's exactly what it's been set up for.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

Thank you

So today's been infuriating.

Nemeister comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Women no matter where we are, are held responsible for male inappropriate behavior. I get loud about it at my work. I write it up. But I'm union too, so I can't just be fired for writing up a male who thinks its ok to grab me and kiss me. When I wrote him up literally everyone at work told me, ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

Yep. Those women are infuriating. I suspect they're the ones still stuck in the mindset that other women are the competition and whoever men "like" more are the winners. uncle Toms of feminism. But like I said, I knew there was a pretty good chance it'd cost me my job but I'm tired of putting up with stuff like this and I'm tired of other women having to put up with it too.

So today's been infuriating.

SamKerry comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Class action lawsuit? I don't know the whats or the hows of lawyering, outside of Law and Order, but if you think others were also bullied or sexually harassed, that may be enough. EDIT: And if he watches porn and it's illegal to use the computer for personal use, there'll be evidence of it. ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

That's a very good point. Thank you

So today's been infuriating.

HeathenFarmer comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Ever wonder why having a union is vital to all employees? I here these kind of stories from so, many Americans it is so f'ing wrong! I would not shut p about it at all, punishing the victim is the conservative, fuck'em.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

Ahh. That's the fun part. You don't join the union until you pass the 6mo. mark . Only two women have stayed and they're not the type to make a fuss. So "something" always happens before women get around to being union members.

How do you feel about spiritual music?

btroje comments on Mar 6, 2018:

ok what is Psychobilly? It makes me think of Jimmy Carter's brother

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

Lol

Does anyone else enjoy night walks when it's quiet and the shadows take on interesting shapes?

Distraqted comments on Mar 7, 2018:

I like night hiking and night backpacking. It can be a little scary in an exhilarating way.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

I don't think I'm quite that brave. Does seem like it'd be exciting though.

Kentucky Governor Calls Kim Davis An Inspiration ‘To The Children Of America’

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 6, 2018:

That makes me just want to cough up my lunch and dinner, what an awful, awful woman.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Ladies, after you are convinced that someone you met online is safe, and if you want more dates, ...

HeathenFarmer comments on Mar 6, 2018:

I am going to spy on the answers, oops did I write that.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Lol. As a farmer, I suspect you'd pass most fitness tests. :)

So today's been infuriating.

PatrickHermitage comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Genghis Khan-level rage is called for!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

My rage is a cold rage. ;) Takes me a while but I get it done

So today's been infuriating.

Jnei comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Yet another case of a woman's word against a man's, and the woman being ignored because what she has to say will shake up the status quo. Rage is *exactly* the right emotion to be feeling. Yell at the top of your voice, and kick stuff too!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

I am . I am also getting together with the other women who've been there to discuss our options. :)

Six pack, 8 pack or keg?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

I draw them on me...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

going shopping @phxbillcee?

I am an asexual person with a mental illness.

Gravija comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Being with someone should never require being physically attracted to them as well. You deserve a person who wants the same things you do, whether that's deep conversations in the late hours of the night or cuddling and kissing while going on dates. It's entirely possible to be romantically ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@DaniMa and you being forced into things is not OK either. I'm firmly against coercion in any circumstance.

[washingtonpost.com] In other "this administration is pure evil" news.

MikeFlora comments on Mar 6, 2018:

The Trump administration has said that it is considering separating parents from their children as a means of deterring other families, most of them Central American, from undertaking the perilous trip necessary to reach the United States and seek asylum. Now, without any formal announcement, that ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Yeah

So.

JimmyM comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Well! If I'd known you were going to screenshot our conversation..... ;-)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Lol. Hold up are you underwear guy or little unit guy?

Being there - that thing you do Life is tough.

ScienceBiker comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I go out of my way to be less annoying. We all have things we know annoys the fuck out of our partners but we still do them. Sometimes it's intentional but most times it's habit. I work a little extra hard at not doing those annoying things. I'll also pick up their share of the house load. If...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@ScienceBiker lol

So.

NicThePoet comments on Mar 6, 2018:

SMDH Reminds me of when a friend of mine received a snapchat from a stranger - it was a picture of his very small penis. He was looking for someone to make fun of it. To each their own, I say, but he didn't even know her. He just sent this to a random person. What if she were a child?? Do they ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Same. People do some weird stuff. Every time I get one of these I become more convinced I'm going to be single forever.

So.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

He seems nice....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Right? It's actually two guys

So.

JeffB comments on Mar 6, 2018:

They might be trolls, but it sounds like a desperate sub. I had a friend that was a sex worker and this kind of request, and worse, was not uncommon.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

I get making these requests of a partner or sex worker but a complete stranger?

I am an asexual person with a mental illness.

Gravija comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Being with someone should never require being physically attracted to them as well. You deserve a person who wants the same things you do, whether that's deep conversations in the late hours of the night or cuddling and kissing while going on dates. It's entirely possible to be romantically ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@Brbaldwin I get that however shaming people for having OR not having those needs isn't cool. It sounds as though the potential partner here is not asexual.

So.

JohnnyThorazine comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Yikes! I can't believe this fixation on coffee in these messages....hehe...hehe...I really did just crack me up...haha

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@DelilahJones33 lol. Too true

So.

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Why waste your time with this shit?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

I literally just tried this yesterday. Thought I'd meet some local people. Yeah...

More gold from the Keto page.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Sorry for the awful cropping

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@phxbillcee you would know ;)

So.

josh_karpf comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Ahaha

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Bahaha

More grammar... Just cuz.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 5, 2018:

OK now THIS threat might get me to church.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@EricTrommater lol true

So.

Jnei comments on Mar 6, 2018:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/katangus/creepy-text-messages-asterisks-roleplay

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Yikea

So.

obtusethevague1 comments on Mar 6, 2018:

This is awful! But I mean that guy with the small unit did ask first. Did he send it anyway? He probably sent it anyway.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Yeah he did. Then asked me if I liked anal.

So.

JohnnyThorazine comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Yikes! I can't believe this fixation on coffee in these messages....hehe...hehe...I really did just crack me up...haha

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

I....I have a problem ;p

I am an asexual person with a mental illness.

Gravija comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Being with someone should never require being physically attracted to them as well. You deserve a person who wants the same things you do, whether that's deep conversations in the late hours of the night or cuddling and kissing while going on dates. It's entirely possible to be romantically ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@DaniMa it's not all there is but you certainly can't discount it. Some people may work that way but most don't.

Being there - that thing you do Life is tough.

ScienceBiker comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I go out of my way to be less annoying. We all have things we know annoys the fuck out of our partners but we still do them. Sometimes it's intentional but most times it's habit. I work a little extra hard at not doing those annoying things. I'll also pick up their share of the house load. If...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

I literally don't get how you're still single. :)

He disarmed a possible church shooter — then the police arrived and shot him - NBC News

Condor5 comments on Mar 5, 2018:

And yet another complication to the "everybody should be armed" argument.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

By everybody I think they mean"every white man".

He disarmed a possible church shooter — then the police arrived and shot him - NBC News

RavenCT comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Racial profiling I wonder? Poor guy. Does a good deed and gets shot.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Looks that way.

How long should a question be?

ipdg77 comments on Mar 5, 2018:

As a rough guide I would have thought that so long as the reader hasn't lost the will to live before getting to the end of it you've probably got it about right :-)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

What if we came in without any?

Is sexism against women a larger social problem than sexism to men?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 5, 2018:

People lie but numbers don't!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

@Rhetoric perhaps, but the numbers themselves do not lie. People are much better at misleading with words.

I am an asexual person with a mental illness.

Gravija comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Being with someone should never require being physically attracted to them as well. You deserve a person who wants the same things you do, whether that's deep conversations in the late hours of the night or cuddling and kissing while going on dates. It's entirely possible to be romantically ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

What now? Relationships should be 100% voluntary on BOTH sides. Both partners need their needs met and for many folks sex is a need in a relationship. Stating that physical attraction is never a requirement in a relationship is tone deaf and seems frankly coercive.

Disabled single parenting. Can be overwhelming a lot of the time. When to find time to work on me?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Man the distance thing is such a pain. I'd be more than happy to help with kid stuff if you were closer. Perhaps reach out to your friends,family and even neighbors? I bet there's someone who'd love to help and you may not even be aware.Parenting is tough,much less parenting with a disability. ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

@paulfred34 yep. Seriously though. Look around , chat with your neighbors. You never know who could be living down the street. :)

What is your own opinion about the Law of Attraction?

polyananda comments on Mar 5, 2018:

All prayer/law of attraction claims can be attributed to the law of averages.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

@polyananda not arguing that but it works for some people because it is something they can understand. Same with religion. Stuff like that is what you make of it. If it helps someone get through and deal with whichever mountain of crap they've been handed I'm all for it. I see no reason to strip people of something that helps them when it's doing no harm.

I wanna hold your hand

MollyBell comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Love it. I love to hold hands, and now there's all the more reason to. Aaaaaaaand lonely. :(

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Same,girl,same.

Can confirm, am secretly an alligator.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

So I should start saying "see you later" instead of saying "after a while."

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol

Sexism

Silvertongue comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Female only gym sessions? Female only yoga classes? Female only swim sessions? Locally we have a female only dodge ball 'class'. Sorry ladies but sexism exists in all walks of life.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

@Sacha this! These exist because men can be really awful and it chases women away from these places.

Can confirm, am secretly an alligator.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

So I should start saying "see you later" instead of saying "after a while."

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Yes,please. Know your crocodilians. ;)

& a few more sphincter memes to "drive the point home"...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Stealing all of these. I NEED that sign for my front yard.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee bahahahahhaha. I am asshole expert,buddy. Wait, that didn't come out right....

What is your own opinion about the Law of Attraction?

polyananda comments on Mar 5, 2018:

All prayer/law of attraction claims can be attributed to the law of averages.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

It's a way to focus yourself on your goals. I don't think there's anything mystical about it. It's simply knowing what you want and always working towards it. Just gets wrapped up in mumbo jumbo IMO

Here's your sign

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

My dog was elected County Commissioner the same way.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Dogs would be infinitely better than the county commissioners around here. Burns my biscuits that we pay them so much just for them to be on the take to various special interests.

Hi everyone! It looks as though I'm going to be doing quite a bit of childcare here soon.

DelilahJones33 comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Avoid, avoid and then avoid some more.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Lol!

What are some social etiquette rules everyone should know and follow?

JoeMastle comments on Mar 5, 2018:

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. You can't pick your friends nose.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

You can,however,pick your kids noses.

Deeper...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I see you, too, have completely given up on dating on this website... Lol! Now you can focus more on memes.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

I think we triggered him with the midget porn.

Hello to fellow self-described "free thinkers", it seems like a down to earth group so far! Though I...

DelilahJones33 comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Oh don't worry... It won't take long for you to come across someone itching to argue. ;) Welcome!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Around here? Naaaah

Here's your sign

Livinlife comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Absolutely love the white board!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Me too! Totally getting one for my next protest!

Curious about y'alls opinions on the hive mind/collective consciousness theory.

KKGator comments on Mar 4, 2018:

No, thank you. I've lived my entire life doing as much as I possibly can not to think, talk, or otherwise be like everyone else.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

@ScienceBiker I think we're more like everyone else than we realize. I've made a habit of engaging people with different backgrounds and views in conversation deliberately. I find that,for the most part, people are people. Most of our views and convictions are picked up and learned over a lifetime. The experience differs but people do not.(as a general rule)

... Like memes or midget porn.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Don't give @BlindBird any more ammunition!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

@EricTrommater lol

I think we need to lighten up around here. Corgis for everyone.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

BTW, you look absolutely "fetching" in those shorts!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee *squints at you suspiciously*

Dressing Pets, really?

ScienceBiker comments on Mar 5, 2018:

GMO says, "you gotta problem with my clothes?"

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Lol!

Does anyone else enjoy night walks when it's quiet and the shadows take on interesting shapes?

Meep70 comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I prefer driving at night. There are fewer people on the roads, and it is a much more peaceful experience.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Yes! Night drives are great. I enjoy the way headlights dramatically light up trees and such in more rural areas. Makes me wish I were a better artist.

The issue of Atheism's relation to polyamory has come up today; I don't think the connection is ...

Silver1wun comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Like it or not; wish to acknowledge it or not, we are still part of the 'animal kingdom' and our imaginations cannot change the fact. We are somewhat limited by instinctual, hard wiring in our ability to actually adapt to wishes about living rooted in our exploded capacity to imagine. ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 5, 2018:

@Silver1wun agreed. I've seen people who still love each other very much separated over these issues. It often causes both parties unnecessary pain and I consider it one of the chief arguments for polyamory. Another point I forgot to mention earlier is their attitude towards jealousy. Jealousy is viewed as a maladaptive and unhealthy emotion. It's treated almost as an illness. The "afflicted" party is helped to work through their jealousy and discard it. Much as an older sibling might be treated when a new baby comes along. This seems so much healthier to me. I honestly cannot think of any situation which jealousy solves or makes better. I understand that some people use polyamory to emotionally abuse their partner/s but the same can be said of any other relationship type. I think that problem lies with the individual and not the concept.

I think we need to lighten up around here. Corgis for everyone.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

BTW, you look absolutely "fetching" in those shorts!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

Was that a not so subtle way of calling me an unpleasant name used for female dogs and assertive women?

I suffer from depression and have a tendency to not like myself very much.

AlasBabylon comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I appreciate the suggestions you all made, and I'll try to do a better job of helping myself. I get very despondent at times, and when I get like that, I get extremely hard on myself. It may just be a part of my medical problem. However, I need to push myself harder to try not to give in to ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

I get really bad sometimes too. I remind myself that it never lasts long and knowing it's finite seems to help.

Still deeper...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 4, 2018:

The misogyny is strong with you,my son...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee perv

My Grandkitty in her Halloween costume.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 4, 2018:

That is the face of a cat plotting revenge.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

@SpawnofSagan lol!

Still deeper...

SpawnofSagan comments on Mar 4, 2018:

This should help

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

hahahajaha

... Like memes or midget porn.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Don't give @BlindBird any more ammunition!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

@EricTrommater it seems the midgets are upset that *those* videos made it onto the internet. No more fun for me.

Some neat birds I encountered while bird-watching, today.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I love that photo of the gulls.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

@Insectra the way the light illuminates their wings is beautiful.

Alright.

ScienceBiker comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I barely have enough energy and patience to be with myself. You do you.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

Lol. Is there such a thing as couples therapy for singles?

Have you ever been on a strict diet?

Indubitably comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I am currently on a no flour, no sugar diet. I always feel better when I cut that from my diet. I have lost weight in the past by doing this, so I'm hoping it has the same effect this time around. I eat when I'm stressed or bored. It's been a looong, stressful winter.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

Cutting out flour,processed sugar and most processed food makes such a big difference.

... Like memes or midget porn.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Don't give @BlindBird any more ammunition!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

@EricTrommater I'll see what I can do. ;)

I do so think that on occasion atheists tend to think religion is not all bad.

mordant comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Not all religion is "as guilty" of lying. Liberal Christianity is guilty of lying mainly to itself, has a relatively live-and-let-live ethos. I have nowhere near the issue with it that I do with fundamentalism. I am of the belief that the way out of religion for society is through religion. I ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

Well said. I think that's exactly what we see happening right now and it's why religious people think they're under attack. The more education and free flow of ideas and information we have as a society , the harder it is for those restrictive and outdated dogmas to flourish. Education is the key.

I do so think that on occasion atheists tend to think religion is not all bad.

mordant comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Not all religion is "as guilty" of lying. Liberal Christianity is guilty of lying mainly to itself, has a relatively live-and-let-live ethos. I have nowhere near the issue with it that I do with fundamentalism. I am of the belief that the way out of religion for society is through religion. I ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

Well said. I think that's exactly what we see happening right now and it's why religious people think they're under attack. The more education and free flow of ideas and information we have as a society , the harder it is for those restrictive and outdated dogmas to flourish. Education is the key.

I do so think that on occasion atheists tend to think religion is not all bad.

mordant comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Not all religion is "as guilty" of lying. Liberal Christianity is guilty of lying mainly to itself, has a relatively live-and-let-live ethos. I have nowhere near the issue with it that I do with fundamentalism. I am of the belief that the way out of religion for society is through religion. I ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

Well said. I think that's exactly what we see happening right now and it's why religious people think they're under attack. The more education and free flow of ideas and information we have as a society , the harder it is for those restrictive and outdated dogmas to flourish. Education is the key.

Parenting

Zster comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Lol, I ordered pizza almost immediately after the killer heartburn and diabetic diet that I was on for nine months.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

When the midwife suggested I have a couple Guinness to increase milk production, I was all over that! Lol

Vacation on a budget?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Ah, so that's where "Sleep with the fishes" came from!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

There's a philandering joke in there somewhere....

Do you feel as lonely as I do?

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Check to see if there is a Humanist Association in your area. I found my local group through Meetup.com. And sweetie, I don't want to sound condescending, I have kids older than you. You've got so much time ahead of you to find someone. It's too early to panic. Work on being the best you that you ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

@HippieChick58 you're pretty awesome,you know that?

The issue of Atheism's relation to polyamory has come up today; I don't think the connection is ...

Silver1wun comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Like it or not; wish to acknowledge it or not, we are still part of the 'animal kingdom' and our imaginations cannot change the fact. We are somewhat limited by instinctual, hard wiring in our ability to actually adapt to wishes about living rooted in our exploded capacity to imagine. ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

@Silver1wun I've read just a bit about it and I know a handful of poly couples. I am by no means an expert. From what I've seen though it's an A) an answer to the problem of how to maintain relationships long term and B) all about consent and communication. We all know that more than half of all marriages fail and we all know that infidelity is one of the most common reasons. Poly couples acknowledge that one can be attracted to and maintain relationships with more than one individual. So when a new relationship is formed the old one is not thrown out like yesterdays trash but allowed to grow and evolve. One of the things I personally find very attractive about the practice is the respect and space accorded to each partner. There seems to be so much communication and care taken not to transgress one another's boundaries. Everything is discussed and everyones feelings and thoughts are considered. There are all types of poly relationships but the ones I've personally been witness to are most definitely not helter skelter jumping into bed with random people. Partners are carefully chosen and vetted. The process generally seems to take longer than forming a relationship (in the usual way)does because there are multiple people involved and the relationships are carefully organised to reflect that.

... Like memes or midget porn.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Don't give @BlindBird any more ammunition!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

For some reason I suddenly want to shoot midgets out of canons. Hmmmm brb.

Kilts anyone?

PatrickHermitage comments on Mar 4, 2018:

We need a thread of kilt photos of the members...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

Yes please!

I meant to do that!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

It's so hard to find the exact right midget porn.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee you're a bad,bad man...

I do so think that on occasion atheists tend to think religion is not all bad.

orange_girl comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Wow, I'm really surprised by some of the comments in this thread. We all know we don't need religion to be moral or good. The idea that there is "some good" in religion or that some of it *should* be salvaged is absurd to me. Like many people in this thread stated, people have used religion to ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

@orange_girl neither do I but the fact remains that they aren't our children. In a free and open society everyone should be allowed to believe and rear their children as they see fit,so long as it isn't harming those children. Now harm is where it gets sticky. I will state again that attempting to regulate what people may think or say or teach their children is a censorious and fascist course of action,no matter who is doing it or why.

I meant to do that!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

It's so hard to find the exact right midget porn.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee oh wait,those videos? Oh dear.

I meant to do that!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

It's so hard to find the exact right midget porn.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee hahahajaha. I'm 5'9 you must have me confused with some other bird.