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Good morning meemers! Come have a cup of coffee and some memes...

BeeHappy comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Hmmmm.....that's asking a lot, isn't it?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

@phxbillcee OK THAT makes the meme a lot funnier.

Well shucky darns... looks like damnation for me...totally.. fun times ;)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2018:

& Dang! I only got 5 out of the bunch! Guess I just have to try harder!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

@Tecolote 8! I'm so proud.

Pay it forward....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Ask and ye shall receive. Boobies!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

@phxbillcee my standard response when dudes ask for nudes.

Pay it forward....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Ask and ye shall receive. Boobies!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

@EricTrommater yeah but we're all pretty weird here so it's cool.

Well shucky darns... looks like damnation for me...totally.. fun times ;)

KKGator comments on Mar 8, 2018:

LOL Bring it! I ain't skeered!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

All the cool kids are going. It's going to be a wild party;)

Da Cheeto

Livinlife comments on Mar 8, 2018:

So that's why Melania has such a pissed off look all the time

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Ouch!

Pay it forward....

BeeHappy comments on Mar 8, 2018:

You haven't seen my boobs! https://goo.gl/images/tpYh7w

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Lol!

Does anyone have a history of falling prey to manipulation?

Annaleda comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Yes, I struggle with self advocation. But I’ve also become bitchy with age. Lol. So I’m more apt to call people out now.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

It's freeing isn't it?

Good morning meemers! Come have a cup of coffee and some memes...

BeeHappy comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Hmmmm.....that's asking a lot, isn't it?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Took the words right out of my mouth.

What do you all think of the match percentages on here?

PatrickHermitage comments on Mar 8, 2018:

36%?! Can I file an appeal???!!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Lol. Always an exception to the rule. :)

Da Cheeto

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 8, 2018:

LOL, I almost posted that last night, but opted to go to bed instead. Thanks for covering for me!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Lol. Pop up on your FB too?

No big lesson or anything,I just wanted to share the cuteness of my son and great niece.

GlyndonD comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I get my kids today through Monday morning. Yea!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Makes you appreciate it, doesn't it?

Spending too much time on the internet,y'all. Not enough midget porn out there FYI

Mark9393 comments on Mar 7, 2018:

You just aren't looking hard enough there's plenty of midget porn out there. LOL

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

@EricTrommater boy this jokes got legs. Short ones,but still...

What do you all think of the match percentages on here?

JohnnyThorazine comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I'm pretty sure I only have a 50/50 relationship with myself, so anything over that is pure hubris!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Lol

What do you all think of the match percentages on here?

Whathappensnow comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I don't think that much about it. You are only 64%

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Lol. That's why we only get along 64% of the time.

I love octopodes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Lest we forget Bachtapus and Motzshark!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Baraktopus.

What are you looking for?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I don't and never have had a laundry list of requirements. You meet someone and something is there or it's not. It ain't that complicated.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

Good for you.

Da Cheeto

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Oh, that was a good one, & perfectly timed!! Kudos!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 8, 2018:

;)

I love octopodes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Lest we forget Bachtapus and Motzshark!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

Damn these are better.

I love octopodes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

She's gone from midget porn to cephalopod porn! Gotta hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand it to her!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

I knew you were going to go there. Setting you up is half the fun.

Spending too much time on the internet,y'all. Not enough midget porn out there FYI

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Simpson's Hentai you say? Brb...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

Lol. Wanna be my new bestie?

Wife logic

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Her (ex) husband? The dog? She had a pet cow????

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

@phxbillcee exactly

Wife logic

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Her (ex) husband? The dog? She had a pet cow????

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

All of the above. She was probably tired of cleaning up after them. ;)

Will you go out with me?

Rugglesby comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Hmmm, right age range, smart, attractive, fit, outdoorsy, so yes, I would go out with you, whether we hit it off remains to be seen, But living a world away. Unlikely. I would probably bore you by taking you into my world which is full of strange creatures, from the microscopic to downright ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

Lol I don't think you've ever bored anyone in your life.

How do you feel about spiritual music?

btroje comments on Mar 6, 2018:

ok what is Psychobilly? It makes me think of Jimmy Carter's brother

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

@heffenwoozle holy shit. I love it.

Where do you stand on education in Liberal Arts?

JohnnyThorazine comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Education, education, EDUCATION!! There is no subject not worth knowing.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

I 2nd this.

Classic

KKGator comments on Mar 7, 2018:

You left out, "make nazis jump from a bridge"!!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

I did Nazi that one.

I won't, but I know a couple of you that might....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Because...BACON!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

What if puppy is just as tasty as bacon?

Yep

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

*insert obvious erection joke here™

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

I appreciate the triple word play in this comment.

Things your mom use to say to you as a kid...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 7, 2018:

I raise my whiskey glass to you!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

@phxbillcee well there's your opportunity. You could make millions!

How do you feel about spiritual music?

btroje comments on Mar 6, 2018:

ok what is Psychobilly? It makes me think of Jimmy Carter's brother

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

@heffenwoozle no it's just a pun on my name. Sorry

So today's been infuriating.

KKGator comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Time's Up Legal Defense Fund. Something tells me they would love to take on this case. It's exactly what it's been set up for.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

Thank you

So today's been infuriating.

Nemeister comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Women no matter where we are, are held responsible for male inappropriate behavior. I get loud about it at my work. I write it up. But I'm union too, so I can't just be fired for writing up a male who thinks its ok to grab me and kiss me. When I wrote him up literally everyone at work told me, ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

Yep. Those women are infuriating. I suspect they're the ones still stuck in the mindset that other women are the competition and whoever men "like" more are the winners. uncle Toms of feminism. But like I said, I knew there was a pretty good chance it'd cost me my job but I'm tired of putting up with stuff like this and I'm tired of other women having to put up with it too.

So today's been infuriating.

SamKerry comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Class action lawsuit? I don't know the whats or the hows of lawyering, outside of Law and Order, but if you think others were also bullied or sexually harassed, that may be enough. EDIT: And if he watches porn and it's illegal to use the computer for personal use, there'll be evidence of it. ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

That's a very good point. Thank you

So today's been infuriating.

HeathenFarmer comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Ever wonder why having a union is vital to all employees? I here these kind of stories from so, many Americans it is so f'ing wrong! I would not shut p about it at all, punishing the victim is the conservative, fuck'em.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

Ahh. That's the fun part. You don't join the union until you pass the 6mo. mark . Only two women have stayed and they're not the type to make a fuss. So "something" always happens before women get around to being union members.

How do you feel about spiritual music?

btroje comments on Mar 6, 2018:

ok what is Psychobilly? It makes me think of Jimmy Carter's brother

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

Lol

Does anyone else enjoy night walks when it's quiet and the shadows take on interesting shapes?

Distraqted comments on Mar 7, 2018:

I like night hiking and night backpacking. It can be a little scary in an exhilarating way.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 7, 2018:

I don't think I'm quite that brave. Does seem like it'd be exciting though.

Kentucky Governor Calls Kim Davis An Inspiration ‘To The Children Of America’

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 6, 2018:

That makes me just want to cough up my lunch and dinner, what an awful, awful woman.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Ladies, after you are convinced that someone you met online is safe, and if you want more dates, ...

HeathenFarmer comments on Mar 6, 2018:

I am going to spy on the answers, oops did I write that.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Lol. As a farmer, I suspect you'd pass most fitness tests. :)

So today's been infuriating.

PatrickHermitage comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Genghis Khan-level rage is called for!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

My rage is a cold rage. ;) Takes me a while but I get it done

So today's been infuriating.

Jnei comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Yet another case of a woman's word against a man's, and the woman being ignored because what she has to say will shake up the status quo. Rage is *exactly* the right emotion to be feeling. Yell at the top of your voice, and kick stuff too!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

I am . I am also getting together with the other women who've been there to discuss our options. :)

Six pack, 8 pack or keg?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

I draw them on me...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

going shopping @phxbillcee?

I am an asexual person with a mental illness.

Gravija comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Being with someone should never require being physically attracted to them as well. You deserve a person who wants the same things you do, whether that's deep conversations in the late hours of the night or cuddling and kissing while going on dates. It's entirely possible to be romantically ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@DaniMa and you being forced into things is not OK either. I'm firmly against coercion in any circumstance.

[washingtonpost.com] In other "this administration is pure evil" news.

MikeFlora comments on Mar 6, 2018:

The Trump administration has said that it is considering separating parents from their children as a means of deterring other families, most of them Central American, from undertaking the perilous trip necessary to reach the United States and seek asylum. Now, without any formal announcement, that ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Yeah

So.

JimmyM comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Well! If I'd known you were going to screenshot our conversation..... ;-)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Lol. Hold up are you underwear guy or little unit guy?

Being there - that thing you do Life is tough.

ScienceBiker comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I go out of my way to be less annoying. We all have things we know annoys the fuck out of our partners but we still do them. Sometimes it's intentional but most times it's habit. I work a little extra hard at not doing those annoying things. I'll also pick up their share of the house load. If...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@ScienceBiker lol

So.

NicThePoet comments on Mar 6, 2018:

SMDH Reminds me of when a friend of mine received a snapchat from a stranger - it was a picture of his very small penis. He was looking for someone to make fun of it. To each their own, I say, but he didn't even know her. He just sent this to a random person. What if she were a child?? Do they ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Same. People do some weird stuff. Every time I get one of these I become more convinced I'm going to be single forever.

So.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

He seems nice....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Right? It's actually two guys

So.

JeffB comments on Mar 6, 2018:

They might be trolls, but it sounds like a desperate sub. I had a friend that was a sex worker and this kind of request, and worse, was not uncommon.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

I get making these requests of a partner or sex worker but a complete stranger?

I am an asexual person with a mental illness.

Gravija comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Being with someone should never require being physically attracted to them as well. You deserve a person who wants the same things you do, whether that's deep conversations in the late hours of the night or cuddling and kissing while going on dates. It's entirely possible to be romantically ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@Brbaldwin I get that however shaming people for having OR not having those needs isn't cool. It sounds as though the potential partner here is not asexual.

So.

JohnnyThorazine comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Yikes! I can't believe this fixation on coffee in these messages....hehe...hehe...I really did just crack me up...haha

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@DelilahJones33 lol. Too true

So.

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Why waste your time with this shit?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

I literally just tried this yesterday. Thought I'd meet some local people. Yeah...

More gold from the Keto page.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Sorry for the awful cropping

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@phxbillcee you would know ;)

So.

josh_karpf comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Ahaha

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Bahaha

More grammar... Just cuz.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 5, 2018:

OK now THIS threat might get me to church.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@EricTrommater lol true

So.

Jnei comments on Mar 6, 2018:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/katangus/creepy-text-messages-asterisks-roleplay

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Yikea

So.

obtusethevague1 comments on Mar 6, 2018:

This is awful! But I mean that guy with the small unit did ask first. Did he send it anyway? He probably sent it anyway.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Yeah he did. Then asked me if I liked anal.

So.

JohnnyThorazine comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Yikes! I can't believe this fixation on coffee in these messages....hehe...hehe...I really did just crack me up...haha

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

I....I have a problem ;p

I am an asexual person with a mental illness.

Gravija comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Being with someone should never require being physically attracted to them as well. You deserve a person who wants the same things you do, whether that's deep conversations in the late hours of the night or cuddling and kissing while going on dates. It's entirely possible to be romantically ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@DaniMa it's not all there is but you certainly can't discount it. Some people may work that way but most don't.

Being there - that thing you do Life is tough.

ScienceBiker comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I go out of my way to be less annoying. We all have things we know annoys the fuck out of our partners but we still do them. Sometimes it's intentional but most times it's habit. I work a little extra hard at not doing those annoying things. I'll also pick up their share of the house load. If...