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What is the most important trait you want in a lover?

Duke comments on Mar 2, 2018:

A freak.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 2, 2018:

@Duke fair enough

What is the most important trait you want in a lover?

Duke comments on Mar 2, 2018:

A freak.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 2, 2018:

Lol

What is the worst thing anyone has said to your face ?

Ersomething comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Oooh. That would be a rejection in which she said: "Some people in life are meant to be single. And you're just one of those people. And you'd be much happier if you just learned to accept it." Still single, and every time I get rejected or dumped that echoes in my mind, what if she's right.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 2, 2018:

That was a cruel thing for her to have said. Even if she truly thought that,remember she only knew you at that moment. Maybe you just needed more experiences to reach your potential.

What are you looking for?

arnies comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I don't quite agree with your definitions for kind and nice. Here is more like I think it goes... Being "nice" is a course of action, it does not ascribe any specific reason. It is an action. Sometimes people are nice because they want something, and sometimes they are nice because they ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 2, 2018:

That's a fair assessment. I've found I actually prefer people who are more "rough around the edges". Maybe it's because I'm a simple creature but I feel the "assholes" are a lot more forthright.

Well apparently I never looked up Agnostic in my Dictionary - which was printed in 1974.

Whathappensnow comments on Mar 1, 2018:

A person who is sensible enough to admit that they have no fucking clue what is going on in the universe. Contrary to both a Theist (someone who sits in Church thinking they have shit figured out) and an Atheist (someone who sits at Starbucks thinking they have shit figured out). Theist: "God ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 2, 2018:

@Gnarloc I'm happy you did. It was very insightful.

What are you looking for?

SonderOpia comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I love this. Well said. I'm looking for the same thing myself. I hope we both find what we're looking for.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 2, 2018:

I do too. I'm not holding my breath though. I think I'm lucky to have friends like this. A partner who fits the bill may be too much to ask for,lol.

Big hands

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I'm still not going out with Trump!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 2, 2018:

But...if you get close to him... Imagine the possibilities. :)

Fish lip selfies?? Nooooo!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Isn't that Kim Kardashian?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 2, 2018:

What,what? Chicken butt

Are there any nihilists in the house?

TiberiusGracchus comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Absurdist ftw

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 2, 2018:

Much more fun.

Why do you think you've never experienced love aka true love, lasting love, real love with a certain...

MarqG comments on Mar 1, 2018:

A, I'm much too nice. Women like jerks. B. Women aren't really wired to love anyone but themselves and maybe their offspring. When it comes to men they are just collecting resources. They're like cats. You might think they love you. But if you die and they go hungry for a day or two they will ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

@MarqG if you actually think that that is the nature of women,why would you want one. Furthermore,you really don't see any issue with condemning half of the population as shallow and unfeeling based on the small sample of women you've known? That's further complicated both by your biases and apparently the type of woman you attract and are attracted to. Like calls to like Buddy.

TBT haven't we all done this? g:31

BeeHappy comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Ahhh, no. Just you, scaredy cat!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

I'm really starting to be curious about @EricTrommater 's home life.

TBT haven't we all done this? g:31

Insectra comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Cattle doggies hear it first! No one is sneaking up on me and my shower chicken.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Do you have a shower beer with your shower chicken?

Why do you think you've never experienced love aka true love, lasting love, real love with a certain...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Me IRL

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

@SamL nah I can be pretty trashy.

Why do you think you've never experienced love aka true love, lasting love, real love with a certain...

MarqG comments on Mar 1, 2018:

A, I'm much too nice. Women like jerks. B. Women aren't really wired to love anyone but themselves and maybe their offspring. When it comes to men they are just collecting resources. They're like cats. You might think they love you. But if you die and they go hungry for a day or two they will ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Eww. I think I know exactly why you're single.

Why do you think you've never experienced love aka true love, lasting love, real love with a certain...

Simon1 comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Im guessing i must be a bit of an arsehole when they get to know

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Don't lose heart. The man I fell hardest for was an asshole. Still love him though.

Anyone on here ever tried to microwave a frozen pizza? If God existed He would let us do it!

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

That is why God created French bread pizzas/s

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

@El-loco French bread pizza is the answer,my friend. Tasty and 100% microwavable

Throw Back Thursday.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Alright,you asked for it. Definitely throwbacks.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

@EricTrommater Nice!

Let's go way back. The 1st and last are probably my two favorite memes of all time.

Insectra comments on Mar 1, 2018:

I'm stealing all of these!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

You have good taste!

Punny! What's that?

farmboy2017 comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Chicken pot pie.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee potted chicken pie? Cock crockery pi?

Let's go way back. The 1st and last are probably my two favorite memes of all time.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Bayeux Tapestry memes rock!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Yes they do. Gets me every time.

Let's go way back. The 1st and last are probably my two favorite memes of all time.

farmboy2017 comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Where did these come from?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

The weird and wonderful internet. People are okay sometimes,lol.

Are there humans in here?

kmdskit3 comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Meat puppet. Wish I could figure out who's got their hand up my ass!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Perhaps you should check out the kink life group. They may know. ;)

Simple questions for those that prefer Women. What is your choice... Wig or Hat in a woman?

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Feb 28, 2018:

What does it matter? We are individuals, and the taste of each person varies. I find it quite insulting that women are reduced here to the clothes she wears and her hair (and trust me, I have been reduced to my hair dozens and dozens and dozens of times). However, since we are talking looks and ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

@GipsyOfNewSpain Buddy women sleep with everyone BUT guys like you.

Do you ever get caught up in the mechanics of why we are who we are?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

But, according to you, the same may be possible by eating pizza!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

It is though! When I stick to my diet and exercise regimen I'm a lot different than I am on junk food and couch lounging lol. It's all chemicals,man.

Well apparently I never looked up Agnostic in my Dictionary - which was printed in 1974.

Whathappensnow comments on Mar 1, 2018:

A person who is sensible enough to admit that they have no fucking clue what is going on in the universe. Contrary to both a Theist (someone who sits in Church thinking they have shit figured out) and an Atheist (someone who sits at Starbucks thinking they have shit figured out). Theist: "God ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

@Gnarloc people get worked up about the "proper" use of English but I've always thought its plastic and constantly evolving nature is its chief beauty. I think dialects and slang are the most generative and creative forces in language.

Well apparently I never looked up Agnostic in my Dictionary - which was printed in 1974.

Whathappensnow comments on Mar 1, 2018:

A person who is sensible enough to admit that they have no fucking clue what is going on in the universe. Contrary to both a Theist (someone who sits in Church thinking they have shit figured out) and an Atheist (someone who sits at Starbucks thinking they have shit figured out). Theist: "God ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Hahahajaha. I love your definitions of theist and atheist!

Do you ever get caught up in the mechanics of why we are who we are?

RavenCT comments on Mar 1, 2018:

The gut mind connection is very interesting stuff. I've had a few friends with Crohn's and it really needs research. Also keeping you gut balanced with good flora seems to help with some things. Love a good probiotic!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Oh yes. It makes a big difference. Makes me wonder if I'm being driven around by a bunch of bacteria,lol.

Do you ever get caught up in the mechanics of why we are who we are?

Annaleda comments on Mar 1, 2018:

I look at my issues and at my meds like this: My body is not making some chems and making too much of others, and I need help balancing them. I hate some of the side effects, but I hate the constant fear and sorrow more. I had to try a few different things over the years, but I’m now on a ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

I agree. The way we live is not conducive to mental health.

Do you ever get caught up in the mechanics of why we are who we are?

xamountofstars comments on Mar 1, 2018:

That taking a medication to change my brain chemistry can make a big difference in how I function isn't uncomfortable at all. I think it's great! I wouldn't be the person I am today without help from the healthcare field. I've had adverse reactions to medications in the past, including one that ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Yes and well said. I think the word I should have used is awed. I and most people, I think generally think of the way we perceive things as the way they are. Nudge a few chemicals around in your brain and everything seems different. I guess that was my point. I was mostly rambling.

It's right on about the egg though....

Insectra comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Same author?

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

@phxbillcee thanks! I figured it was fitting considering some of the convos I've had around here lately.

Simple questions for those that prefer Women. What is your choice... Wig or Hat in a woman?

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Feb 28, 2018:

What does it matter? We are individuals, and the taste of each person varies. I find it quite insulting that women are reduced here to the clothes she wears and her hair (and trust me, I have been reduced to my hair dozens and dozens and dozens of times). However, since we are talking looks and ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

So many men "just don't get it" it seems. I thought I'd find less of that here but I have been proven wrong repeatedly.

Ew, who makes these memes?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Sick twisted people. Surely there aren't any of those here...

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

@balou indeed. :)

It's right on about the egg though....

Insectra comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Same author?

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

Sorry @EricTrommater @Insectra wins this round. Good effort though. I lol'd at both.

How did I get put in the friend zone ?

Marcie1974 comments on Feb 28, 2018:

I agree with the other posters, however as someone who has had a casual relationship with someone who wasn't interested in getting emotionally involved, I also understand how difficult it can be. I was able to keep my feelings out of it until fairly recently when we were able to go on an actual ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

@Buckner yeah. Exit stage left. She's not interested and if she does "settle" for you,you can bet there will be big problems down the road. Go find someone who wants you as much as you want them.

So true.

SACatWalker comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Uh, I missed one. Sixth sense? Look, I don't want any newbies thinking I believe in that okay, so raise your hand so I know who you are, thanks.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

@SACatWalker I suspect like many superstitions it's simply an incomplete understanding of the "other 16".

So true.

SACatWalker comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Uh, I missed one. Sixth sense? Look, I don't want any newbies thinking I believe in that okay, so raise your hand so I know who you are, thanks.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sense Humans have 21 senses.

Possums are immune to snakebite,bee stings and many toxins. They're really an interesting animal.

Insectra comments on Feb 28, 2018:

I don't even remember where this came from, I just enjoyed the sheer weirdness of it.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

I'd watch this movie! Neat meme, not seen this one before.

Scientist detect sea level rise is accelerating. [theguardian.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Oh good. Hopefully it'll hurry up and swallow Florida.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

@marmot84 I AM one of the real people who's going to be hurt by this . My family and I are lifelong,3rd generation Floridians. Climate deniers will do what they do regardless. I'm not censoring myself to please or placate idiots.

Now I have no safe hobbies! :(

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Thank bog mine only leans!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

@phxbillcee I have seen....many things

Possums are immune to snakebite,bee stings and many toxins. They're really an interesting animal.

ballou comments on Feb 28, 2018:

They look like big hairy rats and they hiss! They give me the creeps!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

Don't fear the possum. They're mostly just derps. Of course they're going to try to look fierce,you're like 10 times their size.

Possums are immune to snakebite,bee stings and many toxins. They're really an interesting animal.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

& they can be nasty little things, too!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

They have an attitude but serve many purposes. A single possum can kill and eat 5000 ticks in a season. I have a soft spot for useful assholes. I wonder why that is.....

Now I have no safe hobbies! :(

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Thank bog mine only leans!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

@phxbillcee

Scientist detect sea level rise is accelerating. [theguardian.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Oh good. Hopefully it'll hurry up and swallow Florida.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

@marmot84 because jokes are going to somehow make it worse? Nonsense.

Who else is short and they are constantly reminded daily about their height?

HeathenFarmer comments on Feb 27, 2018:

I am 6'5" I don't know what you are talking about, but in reading your post I find myself concerned by the fact you have to use a broken step ladder at work, are there not strict Occupational Health and Safety regulations regarding providing employees with defective ladders where you live.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

She mentioned a drive thru in her post. In my experience restaurants,especially fast food, are rife with OSHA violations. Most fast food workers don't know the laws and are too afraid of being fired to report those things anyway.

Now I have no safe hobbies! :(

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Thank bog mine only leans!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 28, 2018:

@phxbillcee ah much milder than I expected.

Now I have no safe hobbies! :(

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Thank bog mine only leans!