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ATTENTION: introducing yourself with your penile measurements and/or waxing poetic about how much you want to smash this within thirty seconds of saying hi is rather juvenile and honestly one of the best ways to get me to ignore you. Don't be a pendejo.
First things first: I'm short, fat, and I'm so white I glow in the dark, so if you're looking for tall, slim, and/or tanned, keep moving. Also, if you're looking for grace and presence, keep going, I trip over air on a daily basis, and I've been known to cut my toe trying to shave my legs.
I will probably make you laugh, though, which is better, in my humble opinion, than being able to walk more than twenty yards without an accident.

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Agnostic, Humanist, Secularist, Skeptic, Freethinker

Open to meeting men, trans men, genderfluids and others

Interested InFriends, Dating, Long Term, Hookups

EnjoysMovies, Smoking, Drinking, Weed, Cars, Food, Music, Science, Books, Sports, Sex, Theater, Pets

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Joined Jun 27th, 2018

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