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3 letters that describe me best: KKK
Kuh (cow)Kacke (shit)Kuenstler (artist)

~^~Couch Anarchist~^~Closet Revolutionary~^~Communist -
Staunch Atheist - Abolitionist - Ablutionist : promoter of frequent hot showers.

Deep, deep inside myself ... there is just more of myself ... a sort of junkyard of idea, reflections, speculations

There are moments when I really see it as a junk yard or a yard full of junk ... A Chinese junk would be nice sail away from all the trash.

I have a few serious obsessions:

  • a taste for twisted stories but without blood and guts.
  • some creatures: mole rats, naked or furry, olms, axolotls and their larger cousins: giant salamanders, camels and dromedaries, bonobo, pigs
  • Mexico
  • Bohemia

People that impress me:

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Lentil soup: lentils, potatoes, carrots, leek, celery, onion, capsicum (probably called bell peppers...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 22, 2018:
Well ... it is probably in the late 90s here too ... 34 deg C
Lentil soup: lentils, potatoes, carrots, leek, celery, onion, capsicum (probably called bell peppers...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 22, 2018:
Well: lentils, potatoes, carrots, leek, celery, onion, capsicum ...
So...are you really impressed by what car a person drives...like society seems to believe...ladies?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 22, 2018:
To whom do you address the question? ... Car manfufacturing is a business. Business is in the business of seduction. It's a long chain of seduction. Investors must be seduced to had over the dough. Designer must seduce the engineers. ... The customers must be seduced. Cars are not mere mobility devices; they are seduction devices, dream machines. ... Then they become a burden on the environment. Cars are evil inventions. But people still buy them. We are not rational.
So...are you really impressed by what car a person drives...like society seems to believe...ladies?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 22, 2018:
Well ... Why do these cars exist?
My sister and I had a set of these sheets growing up and my mother still has them.
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 22, 2018:
Isn't nostalgia a wonderful phenomenon? Even horrible things improve with age.
Night on the Town Early in our relationship my wife and I had come to realize we were both ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 22, 2018:
Cool ... you should consider putting an extra return between the paragraphs! ... Keep writing!
Dining solo... After a craptastic work day I decided to take myself out for Mexican food and ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 22, 2018:
I like people watching ... A few days ago I watched a typical modern couple having breakfast at Maccas (McDo) ...He in his mid 30s and she perhaps 5-7 years younger. He playing some idiotic video game on his phone. She looking at herself on her phone. Suddenly she discovers a white hair against her immaculate black hair. She alerts him and asks him to remove the *corpus delicti*. He obliges, though his discontentment shows in his face, and rips out the offensive hair. On my way out I saw another of those offensive white threats making itslef very visible between all these other perfectly black neighbours. I hesitate ... should I say: "Oh, he forgot one!" ... I abstained.
What is the best side of the bed?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 21, 2018:
the upside!
Tell me this isn't a brilliant idea? You can make the season pay and if there's an opportunity that...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 21, 2018:
Excellent Idea ... Does the machine accept WeChat payment? Don't miss out on the little Chinese brats!
There are approximately 7 billion people on this planet and you guys are the only ones that I can ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 21, 2018:
Some bribery would increase our tolerance level proportionately to the amount.
I just love all the harumphing from Dobbs in the video and then his guests try to describe how the ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 21, 2018:
The Don reasonable???
There are approximately 7 billion people on this planet and you guys are the only ones that I can ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 21, 2018:
How can you be so sure that we tolerate you?
What does everyone think about the Groper-In-Chief nominating a fellow groper to the Supreme Court?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 21, 2018:
The USofGropers ...
He found it!
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 21, 2018:
and How do you know it's a **he**?
What does "can make me laugh" mean? Many dating profiles mention this as what they are looking for ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 21, 2018:
Why don't you just the people concerned?
What makes you happy? The obvious answer is (sex) The more complex answer intimacy and levity. Do ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 21, 2018:
I really don't know whether sex makes me, but without it i am unhappier.
"Physical penetration is sex, which is a very superficial thing. Psychological penetration is love, ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 21, 2018:
I am so glad that I am not the only critical voice.
What does "can make me laugh" mean? Many dating profiles mention this as what they are looking for ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 21, 2018:
so?
They are going to give the manic mango the ability to send messages to your cellphone and there's ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
The swine in *Animal Farm* ought to be renamed!
Scott Morrison's claim to be 'on God's side' is fraught with danger | Geoff Thompson ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
it is interesting that Australia only *produced* one atheist GG since federation.
"Physical penetration is sex, which is a very superficial thing. Psychological penetration is love, ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
"Psychological penetration is love" ... Every government tries to psychologically penetrate the people ... to fuck them more easily ... The more I think about this post the more bullshit I discover ... The beauty of this article is really very superficial. I remember a mate's similar strategy to get into the chicks' pants. Why denigrate sex? None of us would be here without it not even Osho.
"Physical penetration is sex, which is a very superficial thing. Psychological penetration is love, ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Can there be love without sex? Absolutely! Can there be sex without love? Absolutely!
Do blogs count? Lol. I've been reading and writing all my life. Now I'm retired from a 15 year ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
AnimalaAboard.com ... this seems to be an imcomplete link!
Do blogs count? Lol. I've been reading and writing all my life. Now I'm retired from a 15 year ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
How to find your blog?
The Hidden Forces Driving Women's Sexual Attraction by Madeleine A Fugère Ph.D. Here is a brief...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Nothing really new in this article. You are correct: **no brainers**!!!
"Physical penetration is sex, which is a very superficial thing. Psychological penetration is love, ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Since the gloves are off ... How many men would continue a "love affair" if penetration was excluded???
Thinking of getting this as a . Tattoo
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
As a ???
another meme-able quote.
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
At least he didn't say ... "Hey you are really stupid to have your house so close to the water!"
Smoking Kills! Got the messade?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
This was the very first time I asked a woman to turn around so I could take a picture of her ass. Naughty old man!
"Physical penetration is sex, which is a very superficial thing. Psychological penetration is love, ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
I remember once crossing a road at a busy intersection. There was a couple of dogs smack bang in the middle of the intersection. Eight cops were watching. My girlfriend said: " Looks these dogs are making love." I thought they were just having a fuck. Another time we went to a piggery with about 20 pigpens. As we walked along these pens I realised that each was occupied one a pregnant sow who was either sleeping or slowly moving about. It was siesta time. When we reached the last pen my girlfriend said, pointing at a larger pig: "That is the husband." She just laughed when I asked her whether they had a group wedding or just a series of weddings. I wished I could have interviewed these pigs. I think we often engage in mental acrobacy to deny the fact that we are animals. Perhaps we should cleanse our minds of the idea that sex is cleansed when wrapped in pink love. Even if love is envolved sex is animalistic. Herpes probable doesn't care whether it was transmilled during a fuck or a session of passionate love making.
"Physical penetration is sex, which is a very superficial thing. Psychological penetration is love, ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Love is a bourgeois concept for those who can afford it.
"Physical penetration is sex, which is a very superficial thing. Psychological penetration is love, ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Penetration is certainly not superficial ...
Mini update : Went to NYC yesterday afternoon for my second date with the same guy, Frank, and ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Shit ... I think I live in the wrong city.
I am 62 now and have been married to a Chinese wife for 22 years. For the the past 7 or 8 years she ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Sounds very interesting. I wish you luck and contentment. Don't worry about the opinions of others! Try to sort out your separation. and divorce!
Do other people have tiny little frogs sticking to their windows at night or is it just me? Lol...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Did you kiss it?
Does this remind anyone of their typical day?[m.facebook.com]
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Yes... definitively!!!
So, OE indicated that religion was out of bounds? I'm gonna tempt the wrath of the mighty Jnei and...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 19, 2018:
ma cosa ...
Boris Johnson's burka jibe: Why do some Muslim women wear the veil? - BBC News
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 19, 2018:
I think anyone should be allowed to wear whatever tickles their fancy. However, public nudity is not allowed. Perhaps nudist should register as a religion and then claim exemption from the prohibition. A torough debate is needed. In France a woman wearing a burkini on the beach was forced by police to remove it. In Austria a guy went to the high court to fight for his right to wear a colander in the photo for his driver licence. He claimed that it is religious headgear worn by the pastafarians. According to Austrian law people wearing headgear for religious reasons are allowed to keep it on for the photo. I would say privileges should not be granted because of religion ... there might still be religions practising human sacrifices.
Why do, some, women expect to pay their debts with sex? Please let me explain. Few years back I pay...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Well ... with all due respect ... This post is weird. To your question: Depending on the circumstances sex can be seen as a commodity, thus by extension, as a substitute currency. You might have heard of prostitution. Then you state that you had *seemingly* satisfactory sex with your friend. So you are only sure of your own. From your nonchalant phrasing I take it that it was casual sex amongst friends. The sequence should have rung a bell. From your account I get the impression that you were not lovers before you paid for her classes. But what really puzzles me is that you throw in your nationality at the end. Are you implying that among French friends this situation is impossible (which according to Napoleon is not French)? Are sex and money incompatible in the French psyche? I think you are thinking too much in stereotypes.
Are there any female atheist activists?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 19, 2018:
I think that the issue of atheism is distorted in the Anglo-sphere. In other *western* countries atheim is so entrenched that there is no real need for advocacy. Though this can change dramatically very quickly. But to an extent the absence of female atheist voices could play in the hands of conservatives who might want to criminalise abortion. Australia might be slipping down that chute. Apparently the new despot from down under seems to feel that some god sent him on a mission. One can only hope that liberal female voices are being heard and listened too when it comes to issues such as abortion and contraception etc.
Written this past weekend. The ABC's Of The Opioid Crisis [ruthlessreviews.com]
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 19, 2018:
I must already be severely affected by withdrawal symptomats. This is what i saw when i opened the posted link.
PM Steps Up Religious Crusade [theaimn.com] Ok, time for secular Australians to step up against ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 19, 2018:
i agree ... Somehow the people must get mobilised
[vox.com] Trump VS Mueller
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
you might end up getting Chavez style TV shows. The USA is sinking into the swamp ... and sinking fast. But don't worry there is a place for all the refugees. We shall call it ***Liberia 2.0***
[vox.com] Trump VS Mueller
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
Would that include his tax declarations?
Not being able to read this because your book's batteries died is a pretty hilarious first world ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
A New type of illiteracy ... what should it be called?
Not being able to read this because your book's batteries died is a pretty hilarious first world ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
It s indeed. Here in China continuous supply of electricity has acquired a whole other dimension as millions use their phones for payments and tickets for all purposes.
Who has their cat trained? I have mine trained to endless pester me until I go throw cat treats on ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
How i wish I could train pussies!
Poets created love to sell their poems. Government created the marriage license to garner more ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
Too complex early in the morning before coffee ..
New here! I’m kind of a closeted atheist with some family and friends. Especially around older ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
You raise an interesting point. You are a closet atheist Just imagine how many like you are out there and think: "Why do I have to pretend?" I am convinced that many "believers“ are just ***believers of convenience***. A few years back I had to think about secret ballots. Since my first vote I was suspicious of the practice. Unless there is really danger for one's life etc. they should be open. And the principle applied to more facets of life. Nowadays we are told about privacy and even friends would be reluctant to give out other friends' phone numbers. Yet I still remember time when phone numbers were listed in public phone books. Sorry ... going off on a tangent. I hope you can become brave enough to liberate yourself without too much drama. Good luck!
Job satisfaction.
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
Jobs are not there to provide satisfaction. The role of a job is to remind you that you are just a cog in a big machine. I remember my daughter coming home with the task: "What is your dream job in the future?" She was about 14. She showed me the task sheet. There was a caveat: "Be realistic!" ... I almost wanted to go to the school and question the stupid teacher by telling her/him the story of Nelson Mandela. Little black boy in Apartheid South Africa writing: "I want to become the president of SA!" I was recently thinking how much one have to devulge about oneself just to get a shitty job. Only those who are daring can hope for a "dream job". The bulk of people just skave away.
Don't know if this has been posted in here before or if maybe it's not news, but Trump's issue about...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
Along comes Edward Snowden ...
Table for one.
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
One should suggest to put an empty frame on the wall and place in it a potrait of choice available at the counter Someone suggested a mirror. I'd hate to look at myself. I would want to enjoy my meal.
What are some things you do or have that give you comfort? Alone or with others. (Besides sex, which...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
It depends on the environment
What are some things you do or have that give you comfort? Alone or with others. (Besides sex, which...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
Have coffee
While in your teens did you see your current age as old?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
Well ... I am 64 ... so my teens ended long ago. My parents became grandparents in their mid 40s,; which was the norm. Some people at my current age were already great-grandparents. My own grandparents were my current age when I was a teen. People above the age of 60 were not just old, they were very old indeed.
Written this past weekend. The ABC's Of The Opioid Crisis [ruthlessreviews.com]
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
not enough?
Study: people tend to cluster into four distinct personality “types” | Ars Technica
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
Into which cluster belong people who do not.like reading White on black?
Study: people tend to cluster into four distinct personality “types” | Ars Technica
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
Into which cluster belong people who do not.like reading White on black?
tRump is now declassifying highly sensitive aterials from the Russia investigation. He is placing ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
For once he is adding transparency ... Trump was and is your major risk!
I'm super awesome... maybe...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 18, 2018:
Why did you have to bring Trump into this?
Oh I wish I had a brain!
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
Don the **SCH***TRUMP***F** could have sprung out of the quill of Karel Capek ... he would fitted some of his absurd novels.
So my wonderful child is back to school. And has licked every doorknob there. Hence I am sick. Why ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
lots of hot water ... old Chinese recipe ... you get so sick of it that you forget why you drank it in the first place ...
I am curious what everyone's background is. I'm a college student who used to work in IT. What is ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
Obscure
From what I have read of Christine Blasey Ford account of the the "alleged" sexual assault, it ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
We live in a strange world indeed. One can only hope that more victims come forward. There needs to be a major shift in culture, but with a ***pussy grabber*** as president and ultimately highest judge the future looks rather grim.
Why would a Muslim join this website looking to date Atheist women?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
Who knows? Allah? ... God knows ...
Things Men Do To Upset Women? What Do You Think?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
Leave the toilet seat up after urinating.
I'm curious to know your opinions....How honest do you think one should be in a relationship? ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
I think the relationship changes the perspective and things that hadn't been addressed early in a relationship are often difficult to address at a later stage. During the honeymoon phase the tolerance levels are high and certain things that don't matter can develop into an irritant. I think it would be perfect to be totally honest, but I don't think it is really that easy. I realised that I had frequently not even been honest with myself. We drag the burden of education along.
I'm curious to know your opinions....How honest do you think one should be in a relationship? ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
I think the relationship changes the perspective and things that hadn't been addressed early in a relationship are often difficult to address at a later stage. During the honeymoon phase the tolerance levels are high and certain things that don't matter can develop into an irritant. I think it would be perfect to be totally honest, but I don't think it is really that easy. I realised that I had frequently not even been honest with myself. We drag the burden of education along.
Rise and shine it's coffee time ??
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
Now I understand the story of resurrection. Cheers!
A solution ☕
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
Sometimes I feel guilty ... my younger daughter is a coffee fanatic ... her elder sister is a JW ... Should I have forced coffee down her throat??? ***Mea Culpa***
Silly question: What was the story with Nike? ... I am in China .. the news flow is ... in Chinese ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
Thank you ... learning something new every day. I always thought that Kopernik was into astronomy...
Hello. I'm Paul and I'm looking for used horseshoes. I $0.50 each. Thanks
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
Go to a fashion parade for horses and check out the horsechicks who are shopping for new shoes.
So... Did @Bobby9 really leave out group because he was bored and come back, because he's bored ? ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
Wait! I will consult the urban dictionary。 **Wanker** 1. Someone excessively and annoyingly pretentious and/or false, with a strong likelihood of working in the creative industries, especially "new media". Very high populations of wankers are to be found in certain areas of London including Shoreditch and Hoxton; see also Shoreditch twat. 2. Someone with a faintly sociopathic lack of regard for other people; see also arsehole. 3. Someone useless, inefficient or time-wasting, especially in a place or work and/or position of responsibility. **tosser** ok, here's the true explanation: while the word wanker is a more general and term for expressing disdain for somebody, the word tosser describes a person with a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarrassing way.
Silly question: What was the story with Nike? ... I am in China .. the news flow is ... in Chinese ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
I only get bits and pieces.
And Drumpf doesn't care about normal people
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
And we need to stop producing billionaires. They are far too expensive for what they are worth. Bad investment 。。。 Investments in poor people yield much better returns.
Seems about right
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
Probably a second hand cap.
Setting aside our non belief and our age, what is the best way to make friends. When I was young ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
Interesting coffee shops. libraries, book stores ...
Good evening folks, I am Carl from Cincinnati
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
Cincinnati ... sounds Italian to me ... but i have clue about etymological roots of the name ... Does anyone here know?
Any one up? I'm very new to Agn.com and still learning the ropes...I noticed that some people have ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
You should visit a shop specialising in fishing gear. Staff there would probably guide you in a vety profession manner As to which hooks are most adequste for which prey. Lures are also important. Good hooking!
Our new PM "gets" Trump [theguardian.com] This just gets better and better. Apparently he ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
well ... remember Johnny Howard's battlers?
Good evening folks, I am Carl from Cincinnati
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
Hi Carl from Cincinnati ... I am Karl from KleinKuhKackerode.
Setting aside our non belief and our age, what is the best way to make friends. When I was young ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 17, 2018:
Take walks in the local cemeteries ... you might bump into people of a certain age who enjoy the fact that they can still walk out.
Competition: healthy or not?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
Very interesting point. I raised a point that displeased rather conservative members who were all to willing to send volleys of insults my way. So i got rewarded for being a shit stirrer. I made similar experiences in real life where i was given peanuts for tasks that would have dignified an ape and for some monkey jobs i was rather handsomely rewarded. It was as an illiterate that I was given the most financially rewarding jobs, combined with other perks. In contrast for really good work I was often not paid at all. Here at least the points are given whether I excrete verbal garbage or something slightly better. Pecunia non olet ... neither do points.
Put it in a lyric.
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
cool ... give ot to ... whoever deserves it!
Would you ride o on the back of an elephant in the jungle of Africa? Would you scuba dive the great ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
I am not sure that many elephants have joined.the Tourism industry yet.
Would you ride o on the back of an elephant in the jungle of Africa? Would you scuba dive the great ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
why not combine at least some? Cook a gourmet meal on Ouvea and go for a dive after your digestive nap?
I remember my parents had one but not this color. Do you know of anybody that still has one?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
Just looking at them makes me feel dusty and moldy ... and feel hairy caterpillars crawling ...
Should public nudity be legal?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
perhaps too many Americans have been perverted by glossy publications thst turned natural nakedness into a commodity: erotic nudity ...
I spotted a post on FB about Poke Pizza and it reminded me of a Sashimi Bowl I used to make, so ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
looks good ...bon appetit!
I remember my parents had one but not this color. Do you know of anybody that still has one?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
I blame it on these that I never make my bed. I had totally forgotten the term "chenille".
Never regret a day in your life ?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
So true ... and yet so often neglected!
Can you love someone that does not love themselves? A friend was asking me about this. I think ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
Holy moly ... Trump certainly seems to love himself to bits ... can you love him?
I thought this might belong in Cheesy Jokes until the end...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
I don't get the wet celery bit.
So, Ive been talking to this guy on a dating site for a couple days. Honestly I just like chatting ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
Did you see him? I have been invited to cam chats ... but the scammers tried all sorts of subterfuges ... too dark, cam not clear, nobody in the picture ... just running a prerecorded video,,, unless you can really talk and see the person and ask pertinent questions ... and even then
I thought this might belong in Cheesy Jokes until the end...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
I'd have to think about this one
Scott Morrison's claim to be 'on God's side' is fraught with danger | Geoff Thompson ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
well ... he is on the losing side ...
This Friday I did something either very stupid or very wise. Only time will tell but one thing is ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
This reminds me of a story written by a French guy in Polynesia ... well .. in French Polynesia ... in Tahiti to be precise ... Where the women are called vahinés ... When this noun is uttered it evokes all the magic of the South Seas ... all the tales, all the exotic tastesL the taste of salt on smooth skin carefully covered with monoï, the distant sound of the gentle surf, the fragrance of frangipani ... bref beauty in it purest as the promise of happiness. I always thought that these descriptions were exaggerated ... now I thinks they are insufficient to express the exuberance that emanates from these heavenly creatures. Back to the story ... a typical story of the naive French guy who gets sucked into the magic of a vahiné and erroneously extrapolates that vahiné would rhyme with a possissive pronoun. Moments with such a creation that could make a staunch atheist believe in a god, a male god ... these moments are ephemeral ... just like the effects of other drugs ... they transport the mind into some exotic place ... but there is no road map or GPS to find the place and there is no lock or PIN to claim exclusive access.\ Our Frenchman doesn't understand this and when the vahiné vanishes, his mind is chucked into a complicated series of processing machines, tools, devices, subject to mechanical, chemical and emotional stress tests. Rage, sadness, dispair, hope ...all are blended together. Getting drunk and drugged doesn't really help ... 10 days go past and our Frenchman is reduced to a little empty shell just functioning mechanically. Suddenly, just as she had vanished, the vahiné reappears ... the impact is overwhelming ... but the rage takes over ... Monsieur le Fenchman starts asking questions ... The vahiné just steps back looks him into the eyes, drops her pareo and slowly decribes a pirouette and in the voice of a bird of paradise asks innocently: "Anything missing?"
This Friday I did something either very stupid or very wise. Only time will tell but one thing is ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
very well written!
Where's my fing coffee???? I know I bought a new can at the store a couple of weeks ago. I've got ...
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
That is an offence ... sue the shop!
[local.theonion.com] Brilliant!
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 16, 2018:
Well ... a mushroom wakes up

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