I'm not too weird, just weird enough; part serious, part rotten little kid. I have a good head on my shoulders, which is good because, if it were elsewhere on my body, it just wouldn't look right. I'm strong mentally & physically, fiercely loyal, a take-charge man, and extremely chivalrous. I'll open your door, carry all heavy stuff, be strong for you, and protect you. I'm not into one-night stands or chasing skirts when in a relationship. I have composed classical music that has been performed in public concerts (if you're not DEEPLY into classical music, we're not compatible-- it's not merely a matter of taste, but a value). I teach for a living. I've been skydiving & bungee jumping because I don't want to regret risks not taken. I've fulfilled all my sexual fantasies, and want to keep fulfilling them with someone I love, and who loves me. I'm politically aware, but NOT politically correct. Conformists and political conservatives, go away. Deist are OK, theists are not. I do 200+ voice impressions. Yes, really. Order now, operators standing by.

If you don't like animals, we're not a match. If you're allergic to them, well, so am I. I deal with it. I also rescue them.

Wish list: soft body & spirit, unconventional, strong mind & character; free thinker yet likes her man in charge and to protect her-- femininity is worth carrying to an extreme; height/weight proportionate; no large tattoos or piercings except ears; EXTREMELY feminine and intelligent; LOVES classical music (knows, for example, the difference between Haydn & Ravel; doesn't think Beethoven's a large dog and Bach's the sound he makes when chasing cats); arts & sciences, politics, literature, nature; incurably curious.

For some reason, I've attracted mostly women who have been considerably younger than I am. I won't rule out a similar relationship, but I think I'm more likely to have a successful relationship with someone closer to my own age. Basically, I'm flexible about this. Regardless of whether you think I'm too old (or young) for you, you're right.

You're NOT right for me if you
• smoke
• take drugs
• Nag (defined as unreasonable or excessive complaining)
• would even consider wearing real fur or be otherwise cruel to animals
• don't like animals
• are not into hairy guys
• believe in astrology or other brainless superstitions, including religion. Rate your belief from zero to ten. Anything above zero is too high. Actual science is far more fascinating than any of these narcotics for the gullible claim to be. Most women will be put off by this. That is by design. The right one will be attracted to it. I want to attract the right woman, not be everything for everyone. If you say you're going to pray for me, then you're praying to a mythical invisible man in the sky whose grand design of the universe included me not believing in him. If you're a deist, I have no problem with that, as I tend to walk the line between agnosticism and deism myself. If you're a theist, we have issues.
• are too much of a feminist. I favor gender fairness, but I'm sick of being treated like the enemy by shrieking American feminists. Because of this, I tend to relate better to foreign-born women, as they tend to be better-educated, more feminine, and less shrieking. I'm all in favor of fairness, but many American-style feminists will not be satisfied until the last remaining testicles have been separated from the last remaining male. I won't apologize for being masculine. American feminists tell men to get in touch with their "feminine sides," but I only do that to give it a firm spanking like the dirty little slut that it is.
• regard your match's income a factor in your attraction to him. I don't sell flowers at intersections, but want me for who I am, not what I own.

Miss Right's sexually uninhibited, passionate & willing to try new things. I'm sexually dominant (but never abusive), so she enjoys being sexually submissive. Enthusiasm is more important than experience. I also think bisexual girls are HOT (I'm 100% straight). I like to see my woman with other females, although it's unnecessary for me to touch our visitor.

In relationships, I DON'T LIE, EVER. I ask the same of you. Lies in relationships are like boogers in salads: the acceptable number is zero.

Lastly, if your response shows you didn't even read this, I'll be really annoyed.