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I work nights and weekends at a casino in West Memphis, Arkansas. I like going concerts, movies. I also like bowl occasionally, and shoot pool. I am a bit of a homebody.
My dad was a hardcore Roman catholic, all that making me go church turned me off religion. That and the sex abuse scandal.
Politically I am down the middle, I do identify myself as Democrat or Republican, liberal or conservative.

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RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2019:
The redneck bird feeder and redneck lures are hilarious . The crucifixion is too funny.
What would it take, to get you to go to church?
RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2019:
I remember almost 40 years ago ( damn I'm old) the Roman Catholic church would have an all you can eat spaghetti dinner, I think it either $2 or $3 about every six weeks or so.
The next time someone tells you that cannabis is a gateway drug, feel free to use this
RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2019:
Poverty and hopelessness are also gateways.
For those of you who followed my early serial dating escapades, I found out over the weekend that ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2019:
You have my condolences
Happy Sunday
RobertMartin comments on Jul 21, 2019:
And it was all for nothing.
Me on my death bed...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 21, 2019:
A Roman Catholic priest and a Rabbi were walking in the park talking about each others religions. The priest notices a 10 year boy stooped over a water fountain taking a drink. The priest says, man , I'd like to fuck him. The rabbi asks outta what?
My apologies!
RobertMartin comments on Jul 21, 2019:
I aim to please ☻☻☻☻☻☻
a few more for ya
RobertMartin comments on Jul 21, 2019:
I prefer a truth telling kink.
Good summary of a complicated situation..
RobertMartin comments on Jul 20, 2019:
Baptists also don't recognize each other at the casino, but when they see the preacher man coming through they be trying to hide in between banks of slot machines.
Weekend intermission :)
RobertMartin comments on Jul 20, 2019:
He thinks he's so damn sexy. A legend in his own mind.
Guard cat...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 20, 2019:
Last picture can also apply to an electric can opener.
Marijuana. Do you smoke it? Should it be legalized or should it remain illegal on a federal level? I...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 19, 2019:
Legalize it now
[instagram.com] When a meme says more than words. But we all know what those words are.
RobertMartin comments on Jul 19, 2019:
Like the Donald said, if they don't like it here, leave. Simple as that .
Penguins and polar bears stayed home
RobertMartin comments on Jul 19, 2019:
Kangaroos and koala bears swam over from Australia
A Little baby lizard found his way into my house. Normally I would catch and release, but a visitor...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 18, 2019:
I got one or more that are outside the house. I named him/them Lizard King.
Jesus walks into a Motel 6, throws some nails on the clerk's counter and says, "Can you put me up ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 17, 2019:
Not without a crucifix.
Nothing is too hot for this scary tactic
RobertMartin comments on Jul 17, 2019:
Here's the messed up part. Somebody out there wishes that he or she was the bicycle seat.
Help 'em out.
RobertMartin comments on Jul 17, 2019:
I'll do that to anyone who tells me that I must attend church with her, or we will not be together.
I am the Great Cornholio and I approve this message.
RobertMartin comments on Jul 17, 2019:
TP for my bunghole.
Interesting phenomenon. [youtube.com]
RobertMartin comments on Jul 17, 2019:
I have always found communism just as revolting as nazism and fascism
Lose a sense = strengthen another sense
RobertMartin comments on Jul 15, 2019:
Now it all makes sense.
Could have been the Hotline to Russia to stop nuclear war...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 15, 2019:
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Just for laughs...but good advice lol
RobertMartin comments on Jul 15, 2019:
I'm getting stingier every day with my fucks.
Please fill out in triplicate.
RobertMartin comments on Jul 15, 2019:
Fill this as completely and accurately as possible. We will get back to you.............or not.
Dudes a douchebag
RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:
I just can't believe here in 2019 that sheeple have allowed themselves to be brainwashed by this ass clown.
That sounds about right!
RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:
So silence isn't the only thing that's golden ☻☻☻☻☻
Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀 😆 [images.app.goo.gl]
RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:
Now that's what I call shredding
Personal space
RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:
Hopefully it's easily collapsible in case a hottie comes up to me.
I know the "Forgettysburg Address" was so last week but this also struck me funny
RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:
In the bible there was a guy named Pontius Pilate. He flew planes too.
If dtrumph hates immigrants so much why does he keep marrying them?
RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:
Good question. First Ivana now Melania.
Had to share immediately!!
RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:
How did an out of touch POS John McCain get a ship named after him?
Get to it y’all!
RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:
Leave out cow or pig penises for these skitzos to lick.
Colorado...mountain traffic jam.
RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:
I'd rather that be the cause of stopped traffic. No accident involved.
Too tight for comfort? Or just right?
RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2019:
Just right
Guy buys a drink for a hooker in a hotel bar, they are just warming to each other when he says, is ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2019:
Then the hooker fingers herself, puts her fingers in her mouth, removes the fingers and says, my pussy so good, I eat it myself.
Thanks to everyone for your love and support for me and Dan yesterday. If there's any good news the ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2019:
It's crazy, the government can throw unlimited amounts of money into fighting wars, but gives the V.A. next to nothing. The V.A. is short staffed because of budget cuts. I like to think that the people who work there do their best to help all veterans/patients. If safe to say that some of the staff is simply burned out, they need help and time off.
Just when you thought he might actually be smart enough to keep a low profile?.... Nah... ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2019:
I can believe that, Republicans do have the backing of the religious right.
It was hot today.
RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2019:
It's hotter than a crack pipe on payday.
More than the usual funny memes going around
RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2019:
Deep down she wants Trump to grab er by da pussy.
Gonna take the plunge
RobertMartin comments on Jul 12, 2019:
I'm thinking that viagra and cialis would have been easier.
I posted this in General Hellos and MAN... they went berserk.. It was funny and yet sad all at once....
RobertMartin comments on Jul 12, 2019:
Deep down she wants Trump to grab er by da pussy
It was the ganja
RobertMartin comments on Jul 12, 2019:
Maybe the Chinese people cremate the dead.
Leave it to Beaver!
RobertMartin comments on Jul 12, 2019:
She said hard. Heh heh heh heh.
What's wrong with society...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 11, 2019:
I still do.
3 easyway😉
RobertMartin comments on Jul 11, 2019:
10 years and 30 years earlier from what? No one knows how long anyone is supposed to be alive.
Question: After you have been on on a one night stand, and your balls aren't blue anymore or your ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 9, 2019:
Happy that I got laid.
Wow. They dressed differently then
RobertMartin comments on Jul 9, 2019:
They weren't known as stewdesses back then. They were simply referred to as wenches.
A Pol is served whiskey on a Flight. The Flight attendant asks the Priest seated next to him, ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 9, 2019:
As long as it's not male prostitutes.
Be honorable
RobertMartin comments on Jul 8, 2019:
Grass Smoker, when you can take the seed from my hand, it will be time for you to leave or something.
More truth here than some of you will be able to handle!
RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2019:
I'm an over the top kinda guy . The second part, under, is good if you got cats, that way they won't completely unroll the toilet paper.
Is it just me?! In one of the groups, I was talking about a former partner who was getting ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2019:
I let my girl use her vibrator on me, it's awesome. Of course, me being a smartass, I asked her if her using the vibrator on me makes me gay, she just laughed and said that there is no way in hell I'm gay. 🤣🤣😆😆
President Donald Trump and Theresa May are shown a time machine which can see 50 years into the ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2019:
I'm not worried about it one way or the other. In 50 years I'll have been dead and cremated.
Is that what it's for?
RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2019:
I think that's a true fact.
Congrats to Single/Mingle/Chat for passing a milestone of 1400. Welcome to all new members! We ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Oh, deer.
It started... I changed my first diaper yesterday! Woohoo! 😲😵 and yuck!
RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Pimp Poop In My Pants.
The things people decide get butt hurt over...sheesh...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2019:
He man looks a little like Terry Crews.
Y'all 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stolen from FB
RobertMartin comments on Jul 6, 2019:
He's also hauling several cases of clap.
Hygene and manners go hand in hand.
RobertMartin comments on Jul 6, 2019:
The only way that wouldn't work if dude was one of them who rarely brushes his teeth.
You gotta love it when your shift starts like this!
RobertMartin comments on Jul 6, 2019:
Mine never starts like that. It's like that when I get home.
Two choices...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 6, 2019:
A real gentleman would wear bronze. Let her come first and second then the man comes third.
When your friend loves it...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 6, 2019:
God? In this forum?
Yep, single again. Sigh. I'll be fine. I wish this would get easier.
RobertMartin comments on Jul 6, 2019:
I'm sorry to hear that. I've come to the realization that husbands/wives, girlfriends/boyfriends are disposable. One gets tired of the other, break up and if you're so inclined, find another one.
They canceled the episode after it aired.
RobertMartin comments on Jul 6, 2019:
Pokemon: what a gay rastafarian is hoping to do when going to a gay bar.
Hope it ain’t me
RobertMartin comments on Jul 5, 2019:
Here in Mississippi, today will be the first day someone will have ten fingers.
Best buds.
RobertMartin comments on Jul 5, 2019:
Oh, my blood sugar spiked. Jk. I like this post.
Happy fourth of July all and happy birthday to baby Jillian too...! Today is Jillian's zeroth ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 5, 2019:
Congratulations.
Ramble on....
RobertMartin comments on Jul 4, 2019:
I'm not signing that contract, way too much fine print.
I think I've posted this before but this is so funny. [youtu.be]
RobertMartin comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Brickleberry was a funny ass show.
Teach them well....
RobertMartin comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Gotta teach boys that this is 2019, the 21st century. Things are different now
(Dis)organized religion
RobertMartin comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Check out the funny hats.
I SEE IT! I SEE IT! Oh wait...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Did you see Jesus for a minute? It could've been Jose, Carmelo, Juan or Pedro.
Kind of ironic:
RobertMartin comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Never thought of it that way.
Happy Treason Day fellow Deplorables!
RobertMartin comments on Jul 4, 2019:
The colonists had no choice. They were being taxed to death and getting absolutely nothing in return.
Save yourself from me
RobertMartin comments on Jul 3, 2019:
Little pigs little pigs, let me in. Not by the hair of our chinny chin chins .
They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East. ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 3, 2019:
I suppose that in the Middle East one thing Israel, they'll never be able to find the pal in Palestine.
Home is where it's at!
RobertMartin comments on Jul 3, 2019:
I love both of the memes.
Dirty Deeds (not done dirt cheap!)
RobertMartin comments on Jul 3, 2019:
There are people who thought the song lyric was " dirty deeds and the thunder chief ".
Okay, good!
RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:
You get 3 wishes unless it's one them welfare genies. Only get 1 wish with them. I heard a story someone who found a welfare genie lamp. His one wish was to be " all white, uptight, in the groove and outta sight". So the genie turned him into a tampon.
I found this amusing
RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Just give them a participation trophy 🏆🏆🏆 and a safe space and they'll be alright.
Men can't cook!!
RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:
If I don't cook, I'll go hungry. Eating out gets expensive.
😁😁😁on my way.
RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:
I won't be hard to find. My blimp is double parked in the twilight zone.
[youtu.be] One of my favourite conservative comentators .Mr Reagan .. Gillette parody. . Trigger ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:
This is retarded
I just know someone on this site will say we did not evolve from apes.
RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Ape is wanting to tongue punch her fart box
Girls just wanna have fun.. I'm using a scheduled posting option here... Pleased say what time you ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:
10:20 am, central time
There is no God. Only the Bucket.
RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Macaroni and the government cheese?
The only triplet multithreaded oxymoron of which I’m aware.
RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Gonna get brainwashed by father Touchy.
He-Man made his own "loincloth"
RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:
TMI, dude. 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
Good morning all... Wakey wakey...! Happy July 1st!! Today marks my 10 month anniversary here on ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 1, 2019:
I've been here since June 27th 2018.
Hey all no one has posted much here. Well I did lose my mind and go back on a dating site. Guess I ...
RobertMartin comments on Jul 1, 2019:
At least he didn't ask for nor did you send him money.
All hail Pan! (Lifted from Facebook).
RobertMartin comments on Jul 1, 2019:
Sure, on one condition. We also will talk about alcohol, pot and fucking.
Any takers?
RobertMartin comments on Jul 1, 2019:
Dude let himself go.
Don't be selfish...
RobertMartin comments on Jun 30, 2019:
The second option works for me.
"My time's up. I'm sorry" - Joe Biden Most accurate thing he has ever said. Go away.
RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Ummmmm, ok.
Is Billy Mumy god? Folks here may remember the classic Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life" ...
RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:
I remember that episode. Thank you for posting this, it's another point of view, it makes perfect sense that Billy Mumy's character is god-like.. gives me something to think about.
Just a little crowded
RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Sausage fest.
Why is it people can't do simple math?... For most of the people in this country between getting ...
RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Something has to be done about rising medical costs. No one should have to go bankrupt because of cancer or other long term illnesses.
Oops, my bad
RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Good luck with that.
Must be good!
RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Good Romulan.
The meme version of my take on humanity
RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Didn't the spirit in the sky tell Noah to "be fruitful and multiply".
I think I'll just stay in.
RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:
936 degrees. I wonder what the UV index would be.

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