Glad he's blocking whatever is going on with that pig and dude in the background.

RobertMartin comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Pig fucker. A new twist on makin bacon

Not getting enough love?

RobertMartin comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Super Wonder Trans.

Is that even a sport?

RobertMartin comments on Sep 11, 2019:

The world cup of sperm donation.

Sniff, but don't touch.

RobertMartin comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Boop!

LMAO!.

RobertMartin comments on Sep 9, 2019:

These little hypersensitive jackasses makes me wanna throw up. These people need to develop thicker skins.

Well this is funny, I received a very short message from a "god fearing" man on agnostic.

RobertMartin comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Methinks you are right

I laughed unreasonably hard at this.

RobertMartin comments on Sep 9, 2019:

I've lost count of how many times I've gotten a cart with the proverbial square wheel.

Interesting statement

RobertMartin comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Palindrome

Jesus Christ, con man and complete weirdo. [youtu.be] [youtu.be]

RobertMartin comments on Sep 8, 2019:

Take this bread, this is my body . Take this wine, it is my blood. Take this mayonnaise,........

Hmm........

RobertMartin comments on Sep 8, 2019:

What a crock

Van port she shed

RobertMartin comments on Sep 8, 2019:

A guest house here in Mississippi

Alrighty then!

RobertMartin comments on Sep 8, 2019:

That Klingon looks like he's strung out on meth.

I mean really...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Silence isn't the only thing that's golden anymore

Well hello Santa

RobertMartin comments on Sep 7, 2019:

And in God too.

Ummm...what? Facebook is now trying to hook us up?

RobertMartin comments on Sep 7, 2019:

I saw that link on Facebook, haven't checked it out.

Ouch! That hurts!

RobertMartin comments on Sep 7, 2019:

If I had a wife and she has that thing, then that's my green light to go fuck some other women.

Another trump sharpie moment

RobertMartin comments on Sep 7, 2019:

How does one say diploma in Slovenia?

Hello everyone! I'm new to this group!

RobertMartin comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Welcome to the group

We're introverts. We stay in a lot. Possibly watching TV. What are we watching?

RobertMartin comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Netflix

Crowds at Walmart

RobertMartin comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Only two registers are manned, there's the self checkout.

AM HERE TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE GROUP, WHICH I LOVE ❤️ SO MUCH! MY BOYFRIEND SAYS I AM IN THIS ...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Call him an Uber? I guess it's better than calling him an asshole.

She is wondering...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 6, 2019:

She's so full she's sweating jizz.

Too much?

RobertMartin comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I died laughing when I read the lower caption.

Grandma liked bad boys.

RobertMartin comments on Sep 6, 2019:

This post is funny and shit.

When is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

RobertMartin comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Impossible to tell anymore if she's pregnant or fat.

A thoughtful husband

RobertMartin comments on Sep 6, 2019:

One good way to get rid of the old broad without raising suspicion

How to get yourself out of a stew...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Tell the cannibal that you shit in the pot and it was diarrhea. Making butt mud soup.

On the rocks

RobertMartin comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Get her stuck between a rock and a hard place

What to do with your last moments on earth:?

RobertMartin comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Going down in a blaze of glory

Somebody's in for a surprise!

RobertMartin comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Boop!

This is funny and shit [youtu.be]

RobertMartin comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Great comedy routine and shit.

Want s'more?

RobertMartin comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Both cracker and honky makes me laugh.

Crosses .

RobertMartin comments on Sep 1, 2019:

I've wondered sometimes that if a vampire drinks blood that's infected with AIDS, could that kill it?

So true when u think about it!

RobertMartin comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Here's another one for you. Spirit in the sky created all life from nothingness. Tell me why, why did he need a rib from Adam to create Eve? Did spirit in the sky send his son Jesus to die or did Jesus kinda get screwed over?

The kids know the score

RobertMartin comments on Sep 1, 2019:

That's worse than telling kids "it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game."

The name is Gump...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Poor people vote for Republicans and are still poor. Poor people vote for Democrats and are still poor. Hard work is the way to become successful.

Minimalist art

RobertMartin comments on Aug 31, 2019:

That's one way to get rid of hemmoriods

Let’s run the clown out of town

RobertMartin comments on Aug 31, 2019:

And Pence will pick up where Trump left off, no win there.

Nailed it... I am going to hell (not scared because it doesn't exist...)

RobertMartin comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Hell starts with H and so does homosexual, js ☻☻☻☻☻

Always sad when that happens. (Yes, that’s sarcasm)

RobertMartin comments on Aug 31, 2019:

The children in the neighborhood are safe now.

Anyone had that sandwich yet?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Popeye's is overrated.

Seriously.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 31, 2019:

I can do that.

What airline is this?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Face down ass up airlines?

Mmmm boy!!

RobertMartin comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Pass

Hilarious trump video

RobertMartin comments on Aug 28, 2019:

That would apply to every president and people in Congress

Evolution (or rather de-volution). Sad state of affairs.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 28, 2019:

I see no de-evolution here

Good Morning Everyone! Last night I attended a meeting at the Quaker Meeting House in Albany, NY ...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 28, 2019:

I have no issues with LEGAL immigration. Illegal immigration must be stopped.

Trumpers need education in grammar

RobertMartin comments on Aug 28, 2019:

And spelling too

This is funny

RobertMartin comments on Aug 27, 2019:

And people say that Trump doesn't like immigrants. He is merely agaisnt ILLEGAL immigration.

Instead of this, try that ...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 27, 2019:

I'm more of a top half kinda guy.

Funny video enjoy

RobertMartin comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Both Jason and Michael Myers death casualties would've been zero if the intended victims were all packing.

TrumpBedBugs [miamiherald.com]

RobertMartin comments on Aug 26, 2019:

The only sounds you hear from them are Make America great again Keep America great again 😆😆😆😆😆

What's she doing / waiting for?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 26, 2019:

If I was her boyfriend, I wouldn't need to play video games, I got her to have fun with

I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but i found these two doing the dirty in my breezeway.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Only a true snowflake would be offended by this.

Religious oopsie

RobertMartin comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Caught between a rock and a hard place? Idk

WTH Chris?!?!

RobertMartin comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Probably in West Virginia

Exactly.....

RobertMartin comments on Aug 25, 2019:

The libs will bring up Sweden as an example. The thing is that they fully explain why socialism works in Sweden but not in Venezuela.

I know. All this sexiness, it is hard look away!

RobertMartin comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Good morning , EyesThatSmile

Does anyone like astrology?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I'm a scorpio for what it's worth. I do not believe in astrology.

Pokemon Go is not joking

RobertMartin comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Pokemon Sounds like what a gay rastafarian is hoping for when going to a gay bar.

An astonishing revelation!

RobertMartin comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Dogs are canines. Cats are felines, idk

Iron Man's request to Captain America

RobertMartin comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I think I'm gonna leave this one alone

Absolutely fucking not

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Obviously a pedophile

What should we tell them?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2019:

They are technically not our leaders. The folks in D.C. are supposed to be there to represent us, not lead us.

An astonishing revelation!

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Mind. Blown.

Digging for new ideas....

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2019:

There are people that say the 1950's was a great decade. It was for white males. Women, black people, Latinos, Asians and homosexuals didn't have it so good. Racism, bigotry and homophobia were rampant back then. There was no equal rights for most people.

This cat is serious

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Tom and Jerry 2019

Pick one...I'm going with 3

RobertMartin comments on Aug 22, 2019:

#3 for me.

Tag, You're It

RobertMartin comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Looks like a baboon. They're asshole enough to hit that lion in the head.

People.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 22, 2019:

I've been saying for the last 3 decades that all of the world leaders need to be lined up and shot execution style.

More like the first person to get high af and create their own philosophy

RobertMartin comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Behold! I have 15 whoops CRASH! 10 commandments.

Apologies to any snowflakes on that end of the political spectrum, but c'mon, this is funny.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Funny but not quite my points of view.

No thanks.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 20, 2019:

I'll pass on the live bait sammiches.

These flowers sing!

RobertMartin comments on Aug 19, 2019:

What song? ☻☻☻☻☻

Looks painful.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 19, 2019:

In the days of old, this was used to treat yeast infections and gonorrhea.

I would set fire as soon as I stepped in anyway

RobertMartin comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Pass. I cannot be brainwashed so it is pointless for me to go to church.

Does anyone speak Spanish well enough to translate this sign I saw in a men's room in a Mexican ...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Not well, but I see references to beer and tequila. Also to either a table (mesa) or a actual mesa or plateau. Also looks like a reference to cirrhosis of the liver.

I'm not meaning this, to debate it.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Sure, why not? It's a free country

We'un's crazy we is.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 19, 2019:

In my family we don't suffer from insanity, we enjoy it.

If only this would happen

RobertMartin comments on Aug 18, 2019:

This would also be worth watching.

I love this..and it's accurate!

RobertMartin comments on Aug 18, 2019:

That's how it is , on Sunday they be in church saying "God bless you, Jesus loves you". At home if someone or something makes them angry, they go into a meltdown screaming " you GD, MF, CS, SOB"! If only the other people at church could hear that foul language from such a man of God.

I could barely wait to share this;)

RobertMartin comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Sure, c'mon in. After were done talking about God, Jesus and them we'll be talking about alcohol, pot and fucking

In case you haven't heard this one before...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 18, 2019:

If nothing else, the dad should be pleased that the young man is willing to use condoms.

Funny and true lol

RobertMartin comments on Aug 18, 2019:

🎵🎶🎤 you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel 🎶🎵

Has anyone used Salonpas patch?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I use them. I usually wait about 5 to 10 minutes after I shower to apply them. Recently I switched to the Kroger brand because it's about $2.00 less than the solonpas. The Kroger brand adheres better than the salonpas. I use the pain patches on the top of my feet and ankles.

Today was a challenging day.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I know how hard it is, I lost my mom April 1st, 2018. It was both April fools day and Easter Sunday.

Has anybody watched "the Family" on Netflix?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I got it saved, will be watching soon.

I think we're somewhere between stage 2 & 3:

RobertMartin comments on Aug 17, 2019:

Pretty much

I really have to push myself when it comes to going out alone to events.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 17, 2019:

You should go. I say if it's something you want to do, go do it that way later in life you will have no regrets about not going.

Made level 9 havnt learned all the perks as they didnt notify yet .

RobertMartin comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I like the first meme, Donny Trumples the daytime hooker.

150 points to go...until I reach level 8.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 17, 2019:

Have a point on me Nothing greater than a level 8er After another 200k points, nothing finer than a level 9er

Absolutely not.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Skyline Chili apparently missed that double entendre.

What is the real reason Tlaib turned the Israel trip off?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Personally I wouldn't go anywhere to the Middle East, no matter how much they pay me. No amount of money is worth it.

Works for me...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 16, 2019:

This does of course refer to ANTIFA and Black Lives Matter.

Which doctor?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 15, 2019:

That's funnier than the time I was checking in to a hotel, I asked for the porn to be disabled. The clerk said to me that we only have regular porn you sick freak.

This is going to be kind of profound question.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 15, 2019:

It really doesn't matter. Nowadays there are people who have married and divorced at least a half dozen times. There are others that have had many sexual partners. This is the 21st century, that's the way things are anymore.

If you want some booty, eat your veggies!! Bon appetite...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Bon appetit, bone a full figured, makes no difference to me.

Three points!

RobertMartin comments on Aug 14, 2019:

Kick the baby

How to name a dog.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 14, 2019:

The prince of dogness.

And da'pope was thinking......

RobertMartin comments on Aug 13, 2019:

It's a fake. He likes altar boys.