And he is in my spot too,he's a dog. (dog)

RobertMartin comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Red rocket?

Difficult to imagine. Probably true.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Or Fox news too.

Read the sign. I'm such a rebel! lol

RobertMartin comments on Aug 12, 2019:

You're in big trouble for posting that when it is clearly stated on the sign not to post.

Tacos are the perfect food. Don't @ me.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 12, 2019:

If you can't get a taco , a burrito or quesadilla will do nicely

Will he do that?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Good luck with that. Criminals and gang bangers will have all of the assault weapons

The naughty bad boys..

RobertMartin comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Ask and you shall receive or something

That looks kinda like...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Maybe viagra would help

Ut oh Beverly ...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 11, 2019:

I really thought I was onto something when I learned to write curse words in cursive.

August 11th.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Should hooters decide to do the same thing, it would be called Owl Queda

I feel we are getting close to Rodeo Drive, darling...can you see the number in that house?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 11, 2019:

What house?

Not the right answer.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 11, 2019:

I had ex wife that she would have asked me that question, the answer was a no brainer. I'd tell her straight up that her sister is a fat loud mouthed obnoxious drunk. And that ain't no bullshit either.

Peek-A-Boo

RobertMartin comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Why are you peeking at my boo?

Got my T shirt and pen!

RobertMartin comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Congrats. Nothing greater than a level 8er After 200k more points we'll be able to say nothing finer than a level 9er

[youtu.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 10, 2019:

She'd be better off being someone's fuck girl.

So which is it?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 10, 2019:

I don't remember how to do this crap

Additional proof about the influence of violent video games:

RobertMartin comments on Aug 10, 2019:

If it's on the internet........

Hello all u heathens! Lol Looking forward to getting to know you as friends or maybe more! 🙂 ...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Welcome to the community

I can't believe it either!

RobertMartin comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Butter! Parkay!

I would have been drug away in 1982

RobertMartin comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Rock on, brother

Church of Endor

RobertMartin comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Sure, then we will talk about Captain Kirk's sexual conquests throughout the galaxy

I always loved this one.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Yea, right.

Always check the clothing tags for washing instructions

RobertMartin comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Take your hoods off, cowards. What's the matter? Ashamed of who and what you are?

Disturbing

RobertMartin comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I'd prefer to go with this. Js.

Can anyone guess what these are?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Croc bicycle gloves? Not sure what purpose the top strap serves.

What the actual fk?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Spirit in the sky ain't watching anything. It ignored slavery and the holocaust

MEXICAN WEED The Mexican Government Is Taking Public Input On How Best To Legalize Marijuana ...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 7, 2019:

The Mexican government might as well legalize marijuana. People there need an escape from the crapiness of living in Mexico.

Good Morning Everyone! I got to play trivia last night with some trivia afficionados like myself ...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Glad you had fun. Beautiful picture

Can YOU keep it clean??

RobertMartin comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Boobs Condom Fuck Penis Pussy Sex

These always crack me up. There's a bunch more where these came from.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Jesus is a drummer. What's the name of the band? Crucifixion?

If your brother comes out

RobertMartin comments on Aug 5, 2019:

That or a transformer

Do you see a plane?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 5, 2019:

I must have a dirty and deviated mind, I do not see a plane

Who would have guessed?...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Pretty much

What are your honest thoughts on astrology?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Astrology is a bunch of crap like religion. A person's birthdate or astrological sign has nothing to do with what kind of person he/she will be.

Found this 'manifesto' that they say the El Paso shooter posted.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 4, 2019:

He's right about one thing, both Democrats and Republicans have failed America.

Good Morning Everyone! Do you think its haters, racists and white supremisists that don't know how ...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 4, 2019:

I know one thing, I'm not going to learn to speak Spanish. My reason, I shouldn't have to.

Did they breakup or makeup?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Looks a little bit like the sequel to Brokeback Mountain Wondering if Vlad's jealous.

Whats the difference between a junkyard worker and a Kipper?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 4, 2019:

That must be why Aunt Esther called Fred Sandford a fish eyed fool.

Two massacres in less than 24 hrs.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 4, 2019:

I have heard that the El Paso shooter had a manifesto. In short, he was worried that Mexicans were going to take over Texas. He was also concerned that Texas might become a democratic state. Just goes to show that political alliances and religion are both forms of brainwashing.

Yah, let’s see it

RobertMartin comments on Aug 3, 2019:

If it were just Adam and Eve, who performed the ceremony?

Hello all. Happy Saturday. Question. Do you think that there is a war on poverty?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Supposedly, Richard Nixon started a war on poverty. Today there are poor people. Both Nixon then Reagan started on war on drugs, since then crack and ecstasy has hit the streets. To be more specific, Nixon started the war on drugs and Reagan revamped it and put more money into the fight.

Another Limerick.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 3, 2019:

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in his canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And woke up with an handfull of goo

I am thinking of paying the 81$ for POF. Has anyone discovered if that site is loaded with scammers?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 2, 2019:

There are tons of scammers on POF. I've had better luck on Zoosk. When you join Zoosk, they request a photo verification and Facebook verification. Photo verification works like this, they compare your profile picture (s) to a selfie that they want you to take. There are some scammers on Zoosk, but not nearly as bad as on POF, ok cupid, match and others.

I don't know how many of you are familiar with Limericks but here's one.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme. Lines 2 and 3 rhyme. I'm sure most of us have heard the classic man from Nantucket. If not, here it goes: There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it.

Meth helluva drug! Lol

RobertMartin comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Face down ass up

Hello all.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Welcome to the group.

Some joker's getting throat punched

RobertMartin comments on Aug 2, 2019:

That's me 5 days a week when I clock out.

Feel better Bro

RobertMartin comments on Aug 1, 2019:

This should help clear things up a little

I’m sure the question has been asked

RobertMartin comments on Jul 31, 2019:

When people make yo mamma jokes to me, I reply: At least I got a mamma and not 50 suspect's

Question: Guys - Have you continued to masturbate while in a relationship?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Yes, indeed.

Meanwhile, contracts are being bid for construction: [facebook.com]

RobertMartin comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Lmao

So funny love it

RobertMartin comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Maybe the doors should have the following words: kilts and skirts.

The gun control nut democrats are hard at it again. [bearingarms.com]

RobertMartin comments on Jul 30, 2019:

For all we know the Gilroy shooter is a closet liberal. I'm betting that they will go to such extremes to get gun control and anything else that they want to.

Good afternoon!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 30, 2019:

This could lead to horsing around.

Been there.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 30, 2019:

I can change wine into water or vomit.

So confusing...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 30, 2019:

I read about that some time ago, if I remember right it has something to do with lunar cycles along with the verbal equinox

Captain Obvious!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Looks like he needs to alternate hands when fapping.

That's a cute puppy...what's that? You mean there's something else in the picture?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 29, 2019:

What puppy?

How true is this

RobertMartin comments on Jul 29, 2019:

This applies to every president and congress.

Life in a gold fish bowl... [facebook.com]

RobertMartin comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Grab dem by da fish pu$$y.

Looks like a fun game to play

RobertMartin comments on Jul 27, 2019:

God never saw slavery nor the holocaust.

Funny idea

RobertMartin comments on Jul 27, 2019:

A sausage fest to the nth degree.

Shirt is slightly altered...(just like me!). Advertising slut.😂

RobertMartin comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Sexy as ever.

Mmm me want cookie too.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Here's my favorite cookie monster meme.

A funny story.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Reminds me of an old limerick: There once was a man from Kent His dick was so long it was bent To stay out of trouble He put it in double So instead of coming he went

I have known a few bad spellers for quite a spell

RobertMartin comments on Jul 26, 2019:

That's funnier than folks who don't know the difference between lose and loose. Been seeing a lot of that everywhere lately.

Well bless your heart

RobertMartin comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Bless someone's heart? Here on agnostic.com? 😆😆😆😆 I understand it's just a figure of speech.

'In God We Trust' Signs Go Up In South Dakota Public Schools, As Required By Law : NPR

RobertMartin comments on Jul 26, 2019:

I read on Facebook that Kentucky schools will be doing the same thing

I'm a total loner but generally not lonely.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Hi 🙂🙂🙂🙂

We, as a country, need many more women and men who, in their careers in both public service and in ...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Like many people, I am conflicted on this topic. On the one hand, see something say something is technically the right thing to do. On the other hand, nobody likes a snitch. Snitches can't be trusted, they'll go out of their way to rat somebody out for potentially their own benefit.

Newly declassified pictures from NASA of Mars rovers Spirit and Opportunity.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Mars must have a Trump there too.

Another one for my book.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Either a foot fetish or just desperate. He appears to be trying WAY too hard.

Does Uncle Sam Exist?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 25, 2019:

I believe in America, as in the United States.

All my friends are owls

RobertMartin comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Owl be darned!

What does it mean when men say they are god-fearing men?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 24, 2019:

If believers are to "fear" God, wouldn't that make God the equivalent of a terrorist?

Meanwhile, over at Area 51, the guys are getting bored:

RobertMartin comments on Jul 24, 2019:

I say instead of storming Area 51 for aliens, let's storm the Vatican for predators.

Democratic 2020 Candidate Senator Elizabeth Warren is Warning of another Economic Meltdown ...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 23, 2019:

If what she says is true, then the government has an obligation to stop it from happening

If you ever watched Star Trek...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Scotty was the only redshirt that didn't die. I take that back, he was killed by then revived by that satellite called Nomad the Enterprise encountered. I believe the episode was titled The Changeling.

I need to buy a new bathtub! There's a woman in this one!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2019:

I'll take that bathtub off your hands.

Dragons from Hell!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2019:

This is pretty much the same shit

a few more

RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2019:

The redneck bird feeder and redneck lures are hilarious . The crucifixion is too funny.

What would it take, to get you to go to church?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2019:

I remember almost 40 years ago ( damn I'm old) the Roman Catholic church would have an all you can eat spaghetti dinner, I think it either $2 or $3 about every six weeks or so.

The next time someone tells you that cannabis is a gateway drug, feel free to use this

RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Poverty and hopelessness are also gateways.

For those of you who followed my early serial dating escapades, I found out over the weekend that ...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2019:

You have my condolences

Happy Sunday

RobertMartin comments on Jul 21, 2019:

And it was all for nothing.

Me on my death bed...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 21, 2019:

A Roman Catholic priest and a Rabbi were walking in the park talking about each others religions. The priest notices a 10 year boy stooped over a water fountain taking a drink. The priest says, man , I'd like to fuck him. The rabbi asks outta what?

My apologies!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 21, 2019:

I aim to please ☻☻☻☻☻☻

a few more for ya

RobertMartin comments on Jul 21, 2019:

I prefer a truth telling kink.

Good summary of a complicated situation..

RobertMartin comments on Jul 20, 2019:

Baptists also don't recognize each other at the casino, but when they see the preacher man coming through they be trying to hide in between banks of slot machines.

Weekend intermission :)

RobertMartin comments on Jul 20, 2019:

He thinks he's so damn sexy. A legend in his own mind.

Guard cat...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 20, 2019:

Last picture can also apply to an electric can opener.

Marijuana. Do you smoke it?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Legalize it now

[instagram.com] When a meme says more than words. But we all know what those words are.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Like the Donald said, if they don't like it here, leave. Simple as that .

Penguins and polar bears stayed home

RobertMartin comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Kangaroos and koala bears swam over from Australia

A Little baby lizard found his way into my house.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I got one or more that are outside the house. I named him/them Lizard King.

Jesus walks into a Motel 6, throws some nails on the clerk's counter and says, "Can you put me up ...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Not without a crucifix.

Nothing is too hot for this scary tactic

RobertMartin comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Here's the messed up part. Somebody out there wishes that he or she was the bicycle seat.

Help 'em out.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 17, 2019:

I'll do that to anyone who tells me that I must attend church with her, or we will not be together.

I am the Great Cornholio and I approve this message.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 17, 2019:

TP for my bunghole.

Interesting phenomenon. [youtube.com]

RobertMartin comments on Jul 17, 2019:

I have always found communism just as revolting as nazism and fascism

Lose a sense = strengthen another sense

RobertMartin comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Now it all makes sense.