Dating is a crapshoot. And often exactly what you get...

RobertMartin comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Funny, but not fun. I went through that about 3 years ago. Crazy L, that's what I'll refer to her as. She messaged me on a dating site, after messaging back and forth, I told her I wasn't interested. She kept on about let's go on one date and see. So I finally caved in (like a dummy) and went on a date. After the date she wanted to have sex, so , why not,? After that Crazy L started talking about moving in and that, I told her no way. She got all mad and said I used her for sex. She basically blew up my phone with ongoing messages for almost a month. Then she stopped. She contacted my again 2 months later saying that she got married. I just shook my head in amazement, she found herself a lonely sucker. So what it boils down to is the unwanted and unwelcome text messages and phone calls are just annoying.

I am a Conservative Canadian who loves Trump.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I think this sums it up.

Communication is key!

RobertMartin comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I'm thinking when folks say. "Have a blessed day ".

'Revolution' in Poland as nation confronts priestly abuse

RobertMartin comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Hard to believe that people still go to church. If nothing else, why don't they change religions, become Protestants, Episcopalians or something.

What’s the cheesiest pickup line you’ve ever had directed at you?

RobertMartin comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Your parents must've been bakers because you got some hot buns

I have some very nasty pain in my back.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Stem cells will not mutate you into another life form. I've received stem cell treatment on both of my knees back in October of last year. Every 3 months , I have to return to give them some blood . They put the blood in a centrifuge, after spinning for 20 minutes or so, the practitioner extracts protein rich plasma (PRP) and injects it in both of my knees. The PRP is food for the stem cells. Now 8 months later, my knees are 95% better, I am virtually pain free. It is expensive, had to get financing for it, but totally worth it. I almost forgot to mention that I have soft tissue and bone degeneration in both knees.

They gather around water and moist land.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 6, 2019:

I don't see the correct answer here, Humans.

Nnnnnnnooooooooo.......

RobertMartin comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Too funny

Who out there can post a photo of themselves wearign the Agnostic.com T-shirt?

RobertMartin comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Nothing greater than a level 8er. Of course when we break 200k: Nothing finer than a level 9er.

'roid rage gonna happen here in 3, 2, 1.....

RobertMartin comments on Jun 4, 2019:

The gentleman with AIDS, please come in. The gentleman with erectile dysfunction, please come in. The lady with the genital warts, please come in.

Congratulations to @scurry on making it to level 8.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Congratulations

It really works!

RobertMartin comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Usually earbuds do the trick too.

How many of you that have been previously divorced are confident you will not get married again(even...

RobertMartin comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I'm not getting married again. It's not for me, I'm not marriable. Been married twice.

Ever have a desperate dater? Ugh.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Been there.

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀 extra cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀

RobertMartin comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Here's one , most people can't run an MRI machine , but pets can.

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀 extra cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀

RobertMartin comments on Jun 3, 2019:

You've cat to be kitten me. What a cat tastrophe Alright, I'll stop it right meow.

Remember when the worst thing a sitting president did was get a blow job.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 3, 2019:

That the last time a president was having a good time in the white house. Bush, Obama and Trump just hanging out being puds playing with their puds.

Tiny Trump / Toddler Trump - very creative photoshopping [sadanduseless.com]?

RobertMartin comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Trump's mini me Lil Donny Trumples.

Nair the hair.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Sasquatch. But in his case when he leaves a footprint in the woods it's called bigfat.

Flirting...

RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:

And then maybe fornicate in my bed chambers.

Going on my fourth date on two weeks.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Have fun. It's good that you are keeping your options open.

And on the 8th day, god created the remmington bolt-action rifle.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:

And the tyrannical government

why you should not drink coffee while scanning jokes

RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I see the wax job in a moment. If he bangs that mallet on his dick, wax will shoot out both of his ears. Not to mention the bloodcurling screaming.

Sounds like a personal problem.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Might wanna see a doctor about that

Another big lie...

RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I didn't know Ron Jeremy went to church

So, what was going on in Joseph and Mary's household before an angel came down and inseminated her?

RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Mary's lucky I wasn't Joseph, being a virgin and suddenly pregnant, hell naw, I would've kicked her preggo ass to the curb. I ain't letting her pin another man's baby on me.

Makes sense

RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

You wanna fight or you wanna _____? Fill in the blank...

RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Have sex

Three words... Go...

RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Yes, no, maybe (I don't know, could you repeat the question?)

[facebook.

RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:

Found this .

Erectile dysfunction🤣😂

RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:

🎵🎶🎤 oh, please stay by me. Viagra 🎶🎵

Smart girl.

RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:

We got us a regular Einstein here

The kind of hero we need when racism shows its face.

RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:

Don't be calling my nigga the N word.

When Jesus is your Drug Lord.

RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:

He can also turn oregano into marijuana

How to ruin a date

RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:

That doesn't bother me one bit. She can be as religious as wants to be. But I let her know this, I will not be going to church with you or praying at any time especially before meals. Try to ram God, Jesus and them down my throat I will punch all of holes that are in the bible and religion itself. I leave believers talking crazy, they don't know to respond to many of the things that I point out. I also point out that religion and politics share one thing, both are a form of brainwashing.

It worked for Obama

RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:

I had no real issues about Obamacare except for the part that if a person didn't have health insurance, they HAD to have Obamacare. It should've been optional. What does a twentysomething need with health insurance when they never go to a doctor.

Really?...

RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:

Stick with pizza, pizza doesn't scream when being put in the oven.

My new favorite. Help me get to level 6, 54 points to go!

RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:

Have a point on me

According to Professor Allan Lichtman, who correctly predicted the last nine presidential election ...

RobertMartin comments on May 30, 2019:

From the mouth of lil Donnie Trumples.

Give it to me! What's your favorite adjective for Male arousal?

RobertMartin comments on May 30, 2019:

Airplane! reference: Leon is getting larger.

Help, please! Whoring for points.

RobertMartin comments on May 30, 2019:

Have a point on me

And the human race ends not with a bang or a whimper, but a digital moan... [futurism.com]

RobertMartin comments on May 30, 2019:

For the ladies, the robot can make you a sammich after sex. This technology will help alleviate the issues of overpopulation in the world.

I found you guys a great lawyer

RobertMartin comments on May 30, 2019:

Johnny Cochran pulled it off

[facebook.com] I posted this on politics, the liberals are losing their minds on this.

RobertMartin comments on May 29, 2019:

On the politics page, the libbies are calling Trump a racist. I made a comment stating that if Trump is racist, Bill Clinton must be too. I recall some 20 years ago Clinton make a speech about illegal immigration, saying the same thing Trump has been saying. As I recall, Clinton received a thunderous applause from both Democrats and Republicans. So far no one has responded to this comment.

It's a big day.. 4 years CANCER FREE TODAY

RobertMartin comments on May 29, 2019:

Congratulations

FDA is renaming...

RobertMartin comments on May 29, 2019:

After it's taken it's Mycoxarisin.

S anyone keeping score on the damage the Trump has already inflicted on us, the American people, and...

RobertMartin comments on May 29, 2019:

When it comes to supreme court judges all presidents nominate like minded judges.

21 mountain climbers have died on Himalayan peaks in the last month.

RobertMartin comments on May 29, 2019:

Now that think about it, people have to use the bathroom, do they go on the Mountain top? Since humans aren't indigenous to the mountains wouldn't waste be considered a form of pollution?

Hey got my shirt

RobertMartin comments on May 29, 2019:

Still waiting on mine. I'm sure it arrive within the next week or so. 😆😆😆

You've Cat to be Kitten me right Meow.

RobertMartin comments on May 29, 2019:

What a cat tastrophe.

21 mountain climbers have died on Himalayan peaks in the last month.

RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:

Thinning the herd?

New strain out, not locally available yet.

RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:

An offshoot of Romulan.

Downloading data from a cloud

RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:

I bring to you 15 whoops CRASH oops, 10 commandments.

[facebook.com] I will never know the bliss of 50 years of matrimony

RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:

I'm sure the old guy is either waiting for her to die or die himself, at this point it doesn't matter anymore what comes first.

Something for the trek fans.

RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:

Must be an offshoot of Romulan.

New invention fo losing weight. 🤣🤣🤣

RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:

P.T. Barnum said it best, there's a sucker born every minute

I'd hit that! lol

RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:

Then I'd quit that. 😆😆😆😆😆

Does it hurt?

RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:

If schools will allow unvaccinated children to attend, then lift the ban on peanuts.

Ahoy there mate...

RobertMartin comments on May 27, 2019:

Baby penis

Jethro Tull - Cross-Eyed Mary [youtube.com]

RobertMartin comments on May 27, 2019:

I haven't heard Jethro Tull in a long time.

Is it a sign of a scammer when one of the frequent questions they ask is what your last meal was, or...

RobertMartin comments on May 27, 2019:

I've told a few that I just finished a big bowl of macaroni and the government cheese 😆😆😆😆

Is it a sign of a scammer when one of the frequent questions they ask is what your last meal was, or...

RobertMartin comments on May 27, 2019:

It seems like scammers ask about that. I never what a person ha eaten today, the tonight of asking doesn't even come to mind

Now THAT would be a terrible mistake!

RobertMartin comments on May 26, 2019:

He and his homies are the only ones eating 3 meals a day while the typical North Korean goes days without eating

I probably should share this more on facebook but

RobertMartin comments on May 26, 2019:

I shared this or something like this on a Facebook group called Sothern Atheist. The loved it.

I find that highly insulting… How can anyone allow the lovely miss Piggy to be compared to that ...

RobertMartin comments on May 26, 2019:

Had Hillary won the election, this would be spot on 😆😆😆

Pick two..

RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:

Easy, good looking and smart.

Why is that?

RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:

That's good to know, you never know when to exploit someone's weaknesses.

[facebook.com] I will never know the bliss of 50 years of matrimony

RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:

Marriage is a three ring circus......

Please... proceed!

RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:

That's my kind of girl

Hmm.........

RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:

The standards set by Jeffrey Dahmer.

Hmmm. Not sure that's in the pirate code.

RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:

They're not even good enough to be Pittsburgh Pirates

It happens to most of us at some stage, we start out with the very best of intentions but somehow ...

RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:

As I recall day drinking was fun, start at 10 am and drink all day and night till 3 or 4 the next morning.

I was recently called "tough" (I think he was teasing me) by a male friend because I told him that i...

RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:

Never settle just to not be alone. Be who and what you are and change for no one.

Would a conductor use his baton to start a movement.......or prune juice like us?

RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:

I thought a conductor was a wire or other electronic components.

He has a very good point!

RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:

Ain't that the truth.

Would you like to try my cake?

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

I'll eat your cake and your pie .

I had one of the people here in my town talking to me about marriage and how her deity.

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

My brain switches off when people talk about marriage and their deities.

Warning... I'm ticklish!

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

Pickle Rick?

Trumpkins + Pu-pu-tin

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

Are you Putin me on? Hopefully they won't be Russian into anything.

Who out there can post a photo of themselves wearign the Agnostic.com T-shirt?

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

I received a message from admin about 3 days ago stating that mine will be or is already in the mail

For a perfect relationship look to Chinese astrology.

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

Same shit that muslims do, sheep, goats and camels 😆😆😆😆😆😆

I don't know if this one will make it past the censors, but you've got to admit it's funny as hell!

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

To quote William John Holmes Shakespeare in the play Slammedit: too big or not too big, that is the question .

Facts be factin'.

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

Especially the people

Going overboard

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

They're gonna have put me death row lol

wait for it

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

This was a song by a man who dressed like a woman who had a boy's name

God; Moses I have something for you! Oh yes, whats that?

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

I have 15, whoops, crash, oops, I have 10 commandments.

He's an asshole.

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

I belong to PETA People Eating Tasty Animals

Literally any takers. I'm not picky.

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

Let's roll

I've earned a few of these.

RobertMartin comments on May 23, 2019:

I wouldn't be a bit surprised that the Cub scouts and Boy scouts give out participation medals.

Do you think there is a fine line between sitting on a pier and actually fishing?

RobertMartin comments on May 23, 2019:

Took me a minute to get that one

She shoulda ducked!

RobertMartin comments on May 23, 2019:

Two phases of life

But what does "uckf" mean?

RobertMartin comments on May 22, 2019:

Obviously it's the word fuck that is jumbled.

My coworker had migraines 3 days in a row because he was fasting for Ramadan.

RobertMartin comments on May 22, 2019:

Thst Ramadan shit is still going on? What does it last 2 weeks or something? If fasting causes migraines, then stop fasting. I'm sure that Allah and Puppet Muhammad would be ok with it.

Improvise, adapt, overcome!

RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:

If folks don't want to vaccinate their children, then the ban on peanuts that many schools have should be lifted.

Make a caption

RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:

That hit was a lungful.

Some prefer a bit more meat on those bones!

RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:

She's perfect.

....poor Milenialls.

RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:

The way things are going, there will be no social security benefits sooner than we all think.

Who was Jesus ?

RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:

Jesus was one of the guys who replaced my roof. At their lunch break, Jesus knocked on my door holding a food container and asked for heat. So I let him, showed him to the kitchen, pointed out the microwave and said, knock yourself out, brother.

All aboard

RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:

Is there room for me?

Keep calm - it's true 🤣🤣🤣

RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:

Don't give up , there's someone for you, maybe not here right now, but you never know what the future has to offer.