Well, it happened again... ???

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Look before you sit, idk. I don't know about women's public restrooms, but before I sit on a toilet in a men's public restroom to drop a deuce, I will look at the toilet seat to make sure there are no pee stains or skid marks on the seat .

Now my Intermission Double-Post has been removed from "Recent Photos" also.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

You should be able to post these on sexyclassicpics group.

Got the little bastard.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

When a person is single in Valentine's day, they can react one of two ways. He/she could cry boo hoo because they ain't got a boo. OR. He/she could cry out woo hoo because they don't have to buy a present or take him/her out to dinner .

I hope Schultz does take away alot of Democrat votes- [thefederalist.com]

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

If he runs as a third party candidate, he will most likely get my vote

Every time I get on plenty of catfish, I immediately get messages from random women looking to ...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 12, 2019:

When the catfish starts talking about marriage, I send them this.

A little raunch today, so CW & all that shit...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 12, 2019:

If a female wants to hold my mjolnir, I'll let her heh heh heh heh.

Wife be like this?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 12, 2019:

No trust, time for a divorce.

If they aren't an upgrade from your singleness why are you with them? poetrybyboots

RobertMartin comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Sex

Wise kid!!!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I'm 56 and ready for that now ?????

...Uh-oh...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Careful what you ask for ?????

I was listening t the radio.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I'll have to look it up on urban dictionary

Ohh Donnie Boy

RobertMartin comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I shared the star trek Trump meme on Facebook

I think he may be in trouble.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 11, 2019:

If that's the case, she could dump him or he could dump her. ?????

Hopefully crazy ass AOC realizes that she will also pay 70% of her wages in taxes.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Good then, if and when socialism hits here, I'll be a slacker and make everybody else pay my way. I'm not going to work so that the government gets over half of MY money, money that I worked for.

Those gods sure are sensitive

RobertMartin comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Is it the God or the late 80's wrestler?

So true! LMAO!!!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I wonder if Nancy Pelosi will whip her's out.

Scared to post this, might ruffle a few feathers

RobertMartin comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Chicken embryos

I posted this in the politics section of the main forum and the vote results are a pretty good ...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Unbelievable. Do these folks realize just how many jobs will be lost if we switch away from fossil fuels overnight? The economy will be devastated

Fancy bumping into YOU here.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 9, 2019:

A Pharoah is walking down the street and comes across a mummy. He asks the mummy, do you have change for a $20. The mummy says yes I do. The Pharoah hands the mummy a $20, the mummy gives the Pharaoh a 10, a 5 and 4 ones. What did the mummy do to the Pharaoh? Egypt him.

Not a meme...but...if you think the Democrat and Republican parties are opposing forces....

RobertMartin comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I remember that in history class George Washington advised against forming political parties.

A friend of mine recently mentioned this story to me, to which I did not hear about prior- ...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 9, 2019:

How is a horse a symbol of racism?

Well, we were just inundated with a slew of bad puns, & I was admonished for some of mine, so in the...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Good one

Cassette Love For the older folks here

RobertMartin comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Propeller action.

I got some take out... Want some?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Take out, eat in.

I can't believe this! A woman that I have gone out with on approximately 6 or seven dates in the the...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Maybe she thinks you're FWB.

Drinking piss

RobertMartin comments on Feb 8, 2019:

This is what brainwashing can make people do.

wtf.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I tell them that we can talk about God, Jesus and them. Afterwards we'll be talking about alcohol and fucking.

This is what I think good teaching is really about...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 8, 2019:

One oh shit obliterates a hundred attaboys.

Non a meme, but sorry, this is funny. And the comments are classic! [disclose.tv]

RobertMartin comments on Feb 7, 2019:

The only thing that actually saved him was the fact that the lions were eating an impala. The lions weren't very hungry, they were protecting their food. This joker knew exactly what he was doing, the plan backfired on him.

The bedroom is upstairs... You coming or what?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Right behind you.

This brings back fond memories...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Also carrying black paint to paint tunnels on the sides of hills and mountains.

I want to slap her

RobertMartin comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I'll get in line to slap her.

These are the people who keep breeding more humans

RobertMartin comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Genius at work here

What are you thinking now of the trump state of the union speech now on tv? 2/5/19

RobertMartin comments on Feb 5, 2019:

No different than any oil ther state of the union address. It always has and will always be more bullshit. I never have watched a state of the union address and I never will.

I wish! That would be awesome!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 5, 2019:

A regular Einstein here.

I will miss this group today?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Have fun

About the wall........

RobertMartin comments on Feb 5, 2019:

If the wall gets built, here's how I envision it. Graffiti on our side, staircases, ladders and trampolines are on the Mexican side of the wall

A little Joint humor

RobertMartin comments on Feb 5, 2019:

When I saw the caption a little joint humor, I was thinking something else, good wordplay.

Remember Ben Franklin!!!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 5, 2019:

The Ben Franklin treatment.

So, tonight's the state of the union, is it going to be a good thing, or a bad thing.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 5, 2019:

As usual, I won't be watching it.

No animals were harmed in the making of this meme

RobertMartin comments on Feb 5, 2019:

To quote William John Holmes Shakespeare in the play Slammedit: too big or not too big, that is the question.

How many 50+ Rock & Roll lovers??

RobertMartin comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I like all rock from the 70's, 80's, 90's, 2000's and this decade

Triple Trouble! Bodacious Ta Ta Tas!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Reminds me of the movie. Total Recall

I said drop your pants...NOW!!!!!!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Ok

Remember this sexy scandal?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Actually when that happened, I was outside having a smoke.

+/- +/+ -/-

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Opposites attract.

Yeah, pretty much... Anybody else?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I have the under (56.5) in the game. So far, no score and the first quarter is almost over.

It makes so much more sense, when you visualize it.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

When God told Noah to be fruitful and multiply, did he take into account that by the late 20th century the world would begin to be overpopulated and underfed?

Yeah, pretty much... Anybody else?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Not me, but to each their own.

I really dont get the point of this site

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

When you eventually get to level 8, you get a tee shirt and you can post it here. Just don't be a dick about . I'll be posting mine in about 3 or 4 months from now.

Coincide or kismet?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Sucker fish?

I really dont get the point of this site

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Just to interact with people and have fun here.

Just a little reminder of one of the statements from the group description: "Please be respectful ...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

M'kay.

That poor bear.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Poor bear, more like lucky bear.

Medicare for all means health care for none.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

We may not need to raise taxes for this kind of medical coverage. All that needs to be done is stop all foreign aid to other countries.

Talk about breakfast

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Ginger snaps

I mean really...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Nobody does it better than Homer.

After hearing about how bad the dating scene is after 50, I want to hear from you single people out ...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I've been single (out of a relationship) for almost 4 years. I've been on dating sites, Zoisk, First Met, Our Time, and Match. I've had the best luck on Zoisk. Out of 20+ first dates , I've been with about 12 different women, so I'm not doing too bad here.

Level 8 baby! Keep forgetting to post a picture

RobertMartin comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Congrats. I'll be there in a few months .

It does not always have to be for life; We met online (rhymes with dish) she was nice, not stunning...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 2, 2019:

I agree. Have fun for however long it lasts.

I have always said that all Muslims are dangerous if they are given the opportunity,something close ...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Libtards don't seem to understand that.

"Socialized costs and privatized profits" Sounds like organized crime to me! Alexandria ...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 1, 2019:

For research and commercial advertising.

So now we know where it all went...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 1, 2019:

He could've given it to the people in his own town, I'm reasonable sure that they needed it.

I agree! Lol

RobertMartin comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Or done anal.

I know a lot of you are against it

RobertMartin comments on Feb 1, 2019:

If guns are taken from law abiding citizens, criminals will be the ones to have guns. Right to bear arms is on the constitution.

Transgender has always confused me.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I've read about it, it is difficult to understand.

What do Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump have in common?

RobertMartin comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Are you Putin me on? I think that they are Russian into things.

Nobody wants them

RobertMartin comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Rock paper scissors or ro shambo for those last 2 picks

Muslim community calling on Nike to recall shoe they claim bears a logo resembling the Arabic word ...

RobertMartin comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Fuck them and the camels they rode in on.

It was supposed to read "The Count".

RobertMartin comments on Jan 31, 2019:

The editor really dropped the ball on this one

Pelosi and Schumer's security vision. No thanks, I'll pass on that...

RobertMartin comments on Jan 31, 2019:

It's funny, many of the people who are against the wall live in gated communities

US Average Rent

RobertMartin comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Part of the reason rents are high is because of low vacancies. However, more and more people cannot afford to buy a house, therefore keeping vacancies for apartments low.

Why are you Americans not raging against all these 5th columnists on RT (Russia Today) these scummy...

RobertMartin comments on Jan 30, 2019:

RT and BBC aren't politically biased as far as I know. I think at least try to tell the whole story. Foxnews and CNN tell people exactly what they want to hear. I'm not saying that foxnews and CNN are lying or spreading so called fake news, they are only telling the truth from a certain perspective.

Coincidence that most atheists oppose Trump?

RobertMartin comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I've never been a fan of any president.

Factically Fact!

RobertMartin comments on Jan 30, 2019:

The only kind I buy, and its usually 4 or more boxes

Hell no, you cannot

RobertMartin comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Ranny must not like Mexicans ?????

Sarah Sanders: God wanted Trump to become president

RobertMartin comments on Jan 30, 2019:

So, what, God actually spoke to her? God never came my way saying hey, yo,......

Some people just look for something to be disgusted about.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 30, 2019:

The breast feeding..no, the flip flops on the table, that's just disgusting. Putting nasty foot stuff on a table people eat off of.

Thanks for self-identifying!

RobertMartin comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I wonder how people would react if Hillary was president wearing a blue MAGA hat .

They Say Texas Is The Execution Capital Of America

RobertMartin comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I'm down the middle when it comes to death penalty. It doesn't necessarily deter murder. The person executing the death penalty is technically committing murder. There are serial killers that should probably get the death penalty as opposed to spending the rest of their natural lives in prison.

Where's my tomatoes?

RobertMartin comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Male plant?

I haven’t posted in a while...leaving this here.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 29, 2019:

That's why I won't buy one ??????

I hope he does run and take away votes from the Democrats- [americanlookout.com]

RobertMartin comments on Jan 29, 2019:

He may have my vote if he runs as a third party candidate

This is so stupid & so sad...

RobertMartin comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Sounds like other kids haven't been vaccinated either.

What's the matter with those guys?

RobertMartin comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Can't see her face, maybe she's hideous.

Lovely Jamaican beauty. ??

RobertMartin comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Jamaican me excited

Wow what a surprise

RobertMartin comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Maybe they thought she had a belly from drinking too much beer.

Another for @Pralina1.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Dayum

Calvin's labor is his own...

RobertMartin comments on Jan 27, 2019:

That's my logic for being opposed to paying income taxes.

She's a pig.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Ribbit

More discrimination.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 26, 2019:

It took me a minute to get it. At first I thought this was some off the wall racist joke. ?????

Such funny little ghosts.. how cute.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Boo!

Some of the trees in my area are already starting to...

RobertMartin comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Bud.

Rough way to wake up!

RobertMartin comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Just had my colonoscopy done 4 days ago. ?????

let's see how many inappropriate songs we know.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Keep Away. From Godsmack

Here’s a text exchange with a dating site guy who claimed he was in Colorado.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Here's something I've noticed about supposed female scammers. Their first and last names generally are 2 first names , like say Susan Lynn for example. Another thing I noticed is when they state where the live or are from, they put the state before the city, ex, Tennessee Memphis. The first part with the 2 first names isn't necessarily a red flag in a few cases. But the part about the state before the city, that's definitely a red flag.

Yes, indeed

RobertMartin comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I almost forgot to mention, we had to actually remember phone numbers . If not, we had them written down somewhere.

Trump Official Tells Unpaid Workers To “Take Out a Loan” and Quit Bitching | Vanity Fair

RobertMartin comments on Jan 25, 2019:

The thing is, a loan has to be repaid. How will the loans get repaid if people aren't earning money. Besides how would they get a loan without income?

Looks like the Democrats have their Presidential Ticket for 2020.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Who is that?

Does this apply here? Asking for a friend.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I think it should. Snitches get stitches and thrown in ditches.