I think gran needs a new knitting pattern

RobertMartin comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Little Johnny Holmes

Karma will get you...

RobertMartin comments on Nov 27, 2018:

What goes around comes around

What is everyone’s experience on Tinder, for those of you who have it?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 27, 2018:

No luck at all

Can I get an a fucking men? [facebook.com]

RobertMartin comments on Nov 27, 2018:

You might have an easier time putting the pal in Palestine, I think that it Israel.

This is ONLY meant to be funny as intended, not a political post! [youtube.com]

RobertMartin comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Ron got jokes

Glasses, anyone?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Yes

Is Sierra Mist okay?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 26, 2018:

As I recall it's ok. I haven't drunk it in more than a decade.

Hey how's everyone

RobertMartin comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Hi, how are you?

Just leaving this here for whomever needs it.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 25, 2018:

If I actually saw that in my house, I'd about have a heart attack.

Sole Sister

RobertMartin comments on Nov 25, 2018:

She's sexy as hell. I hate feet.

Oh Noz!!!!!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 25, 2018:

If you think a thesaurus is a prehistoric lizard, you might not be smarter than a 5th grader.

Teen trumps trump

RobertMartin comments on Nov 25, 2018:

What exactly is the difference between weather and climate?

I see you????

RobertMartin comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Why are you peeking at my boo

Divine Insanity.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 25, 2018:

The lord works in mysterious ways?

Another day (night) another dollar.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I work nights and weekends so I know how it is

Do you still believe in Capitalism?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 24, 2018:

No system is perfect, but capitalism is way better than socialism.

Do you know how long it has taken me to go from level 7 to 7.1?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I'm at level 7.1.5

Anyone good on housework questions

RobertMartin comments on Nov 24, 2018:

You're asking for a friend, aren't you?

I worry about splinters.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I'll just have to remove them...........with my teeth.

Another one. I liked it so much I just had to:

RobertMartin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

They don't give up, do they.

I couldn’t figure out how to share this without it being a link. Sorry. ?? [instagram.com]

RobertMartin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Must be jelly because jam don't shake that way.

"Our Donald who stinks to heaven Shallow be thy name Thy kingdom scum Thy will be dumb What on ...

RobertMartin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Papa E. approves

I was reading an article that suggested there may be a confirmed genetic basis for male ...

RobertMartin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I'm sure that the catholic church will make an exception and be in favor of genetic manipulation to "cure" people of homosexuality.

I cannot unsee this. 😂

RobertMartin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Two t-rex

I am so grossed out by what is on dating sites.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I've had pretty good luck on dating sites, especially Zoosk

Did someone say "supersize" in Spanish?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Family size xanax

Few more journalists and we might have free gas..

RobertMartin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I haven't seen a tax cut in my pay yet, unless it takes effect January 1st

another great Christmas gift for the kids

RobertMartin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

And she's loving it

Donald Trump has threatened to close the whole US-Mexico border, including halting trade with ...

RobertMartin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Just a thought

3 stages of life.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Let's not forget about taxes

BRRRRRRR ! It's 5 degrees here in Saratoga region. Happy Thanksgiving to you.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Stay warm and happy Thanksgiving

Sound like anyone you know? [facebook.com]

RobertMartin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Bird's gonna give himself a heart attack or something

Hmm...let me think.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

If yes is the answer, then it only happened once ???

Is it possible to fall in love with someone with opposing political views?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I don't care about political views, as long as I'm getting laid, a person can believe whatever they want to.

One more hour and then just two more Holidays to resist telling people to fuck off ?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I know that Jesus, Juan and Miguel all come from Mexico.

Donald Trump has threatened to close the whole US-Mexico border, including halting trade with ...

RobertMartin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

All this would probably be no problem if a Democrat were president now. Just a guess.

Not everyone spending Thanksgiving alone wants to be pitied.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I've done the alone thing for the holidays too. It's really relaxing.

Happy Thankgiving, ya'll!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving! [youtu.be]

RobertMartin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Happy Thanksgiving

The struggle of not saying the wrong thing on Thanksgiving.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Tell them that right before they say grace or whatever they call it

Happy Thanksgiving.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Happy Thanksgiving

Well I have to work tomorrow on Thanksgiving 12 hours 7 a.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I feel your pain, I gotta work tomorrow night.

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 21, 2018:

That would be my version of the story of Rudolph. I see Rudolph left one guy alive, he must've never messed with Rudolph.

Have you "cut the cord" or do you still have cable?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I cut the cord about 6 months ago. I have Netflix and Hulu.

Ride him Santa!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Yee haw!

Please show some consideration.....

RobertMartin comments on Nov 21, 2018:

That and hide the weed.

???????

RobertMartin comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I got a rock

20 Questions.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 20, 2018:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Level 7 - Woo hoo!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Welcome to the level 7 club

Dead AND alive!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 20, 2018:

What's his name's cat. Shroedinger or something.

Any Family Guy fans?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Yes, indeed

I have not been active on this site.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Welcome back

[yahoo.com] Democrats Want to Change 181 Year old Rule Banning Headwear - Promoting Diversity

RobertMartin comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Whatever happened to separation of church and state?

Who's your favorite Christian band?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Skillet used to be a Christian band years ago. I had the privilege and pleasure to see them live earlier this year.

Should we implement ranked choice voting?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Thank you for breaking it down here. I really like that idea.

2 scammers going at the same time going to mess with them some till I report them.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I mess with them too. I can tell right off what they are. If I talked to a woman the way I talk to scammers, the woman would tell me to f!@# myself. The scammers be hanging in there.

....WTF??!?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 18, 2018:

This is so wrong on so many levels

Keep going!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Same thing when I drive through Memphis

Peek a boo!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Why are you peeking at my boo?

It IS a innovative use of my personal demons, AND gets thing done!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 17, 2018:

The power of christ compels you

That's close to what mine is.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 17, 2018:

$9.11 as a balance. Brings up 2 things 1. Emergency phone number 2. Al Qaeda

What happens when you piss off Rudolph

RobertMartin comments on Nov 16, 2018:

This is exactly my version of the story.

34 points to level 6... WOOO HOOOO!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 16, 2018:

You'll be there in no time

How do you pronounce GIF?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I say GIF, hard g. I suppose it could be confused with gift.

For all you fuckers

RobertMartin comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Good morning, mang

Marijuana and Veterans Issues.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

If it helps them, more power to them

Why do men like a southern accent?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Because it's sexy

use the exploits!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

The power of christ compels you!

...There is a season, turn, turn, turn...

RobertMartin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

But the poor still have to pick up the poop.

Oh boy, here we go.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Cheer on your team.

Its kinda cheesey but it fits the season!😳

RobertMartin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Why, thank you, you just made my day.

Hello I'm Sandy from Southport, UK.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Welcome

Anyone a fan of the four horsemen

RobertMartin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Yeah, I like the song from Metallica

Less than 2000 points to level 7. I see light at the end of the tunnel.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

You'll get there soon. I just made it to level 7 three days ago.

Ok then, thanks for sharing.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

TMI

Levels for this site

RobertMartin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Keep liking and responding to posts. If you create a group you can earn points. Tapping the up arrow on tags will also earn you some points. I see 5 tags I'm going to tap on, 5 points for me.

I'll start. My family is coming. GO!!!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

No turkey this year

Hi everyone... My name is goldie... Can I play?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

With me, yes.

So very wrong

RobertMartin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

I did that wrong thing twice. My dumb ass

Trying to reach Level 8.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

What kind of cookies. Do they got weed baked in them.

Did I read this correctly [myfox8.com]

RobertMartin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Something has to be done about illegal immigration. I don't really know what the answer is. These people should maybe have a revolution in their home countries.

Biblical rules until....

RobertMartin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Love it

Honey, I'm making bacon... Come and get it .. You coming?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I will be

Good morning, beautiful people!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Good morning

Warning... dad humor

RobertMartin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I loved how at the end of The Silence Of The Lambs he told Jodie Foster that he was having an old friend for dinner.

Red for me...And you?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Light green

Pro Life? Get One.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 12, 2018:

That's a good one. I'll have to remember that.

This should put you on your toes....

RobertMartin comments on Nov 12, 2018:

How will a Mexican help me here?

How Long Have You Been Single?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 12, 2018:

Unmarried for 12 years. Was with common law wife, she passed away almost 4 years ago.

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RobertMartin comments on Nov 11, 2018:

You're not getting one thin dime from me.

Or even earlier!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Remember this

Thank you, Tennessee Titans. You're my favorite team today!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Mine too, I'm happy that they beat Brady Bunch.

Lmao......

RobertMartin comments on Nov 11, 2018:

And that's why she has no man. She's probably gonna die alone.

If you dont like what they did to little house on the prairie? [facebook.com]

RobertMartin comments on Nov 11, 2018:

When I was in school in social studies class we were taught that there are three races in the world: caucasians, negroids and mongoloids. In 2018 two of three are considered politically incorrect.

Still makes me laugh.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Flappy bastards

Nope...still doesn’t seem plausible.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 11, 2018:

May not be plausible, funny as hell

Want some....???

RobertMartin comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Time to load the washer

Yield right of way. [facebook.com]

RobertMartin comments on Nov 11, 2018:

They need to put up a fish crossing sign.

I have not been here in a while. Say'in hi???

RobertMartin comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Hi