Squirrels and their nuts!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Nature at it's finest lol

Well I'm in a serious mood

RobertMartin comments on Nov 10, 2018:

The reason he objects to legal marijuana is because his grocery bill would double it maybe triple.

My vote.....

RobertMartin comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I second that

Heavy lifting.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Brought to you from Johnson and Johnson

What are your thoughts on open relationship ?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 9, 2018:

I have no issues with it. If both parties are good with it, great.

Reincarnation

RobertMartin comments on Nov 9, 2018:

I don't believe in it at all. Once we're dead we're dead, that's it, nothing more.

The future of religion

RobertMartin comments on Nov 9, 2018:

I think religion will diminish. It'll likely take 300 years (assuming we haven't destroyed ourselves) as we gain more scientific knowledge.

So I'm driving 40 ft 15 ton yellow vehicle and I get cut off in morning rush traffic by a SUV with a...

RobertMartin comments on Nov 9, 2018:

We've all heard of what insurance companies refer to as Acts Of God. ........

Last one for tonight. Let's see who gets this one first.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Marilyn Monroe, of course, JFK's side boo.

And I'm one of them.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 9, 2018:

I've oftentimes wondered what sex would be like with a little person, female of course.

I am now an Athesit. I renounce my Christianity for Atheism

RobertMartin comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Congratulations on leaving the dark side.

Bobbin on the mini.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 9, 2018:

It would really be funny if it was made by Johnson and Johnson.

I always go to either Florida or north Georgia mountains for vacation.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Have fun on your vacation

If you were GOD, what are the first three things you would change?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Wipe out the muslims. Eliminate hunger and suffering Show myself to the world

Given (hypothetically or literally) that there is no afterlife, does life have meaning?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 8, 2018:

The point of life is to live it the best you can, to the fullest.

My target is level 9 so now I am at 7 just call me seven of nine...

RobertMartin comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Apparently the Borg have not assimilated double entendres. They talking about wanting us to service them.

What's changed?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Dodge or Central American?

President Trump's Job Performance

RobertMartin comments on Nov 7, 2018:

I'm going to wait and see what happens down the road. If what the news media says is true, that he created more jobs, I think that's great.

Only an hour and 21 mins left!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 7, 2018:

I was wondering, but then I read the comments and it answered my question.

Getting paid to leave.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 7, 2018:

I could be a reverse stripper. I'd come out on the stage naked, women would throw money at me to get dressed.

Amazing.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Red rocket

All The States Where Weed is ...

RobertMartin comments on Nov 7, 2018:

I'm sure before long it will be legal both medically and recreationally in the entire U.S.??

With the increased number of scammers, why don't we insist on authenticity verifications?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Be mindful when talking to anyone. Look for bad spelling and poor grammar. If this person is insistent on using email or some other way of communicating, they are likely scammers.

Good morning Agnostics! Happy Hump Day!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Good morning

I wasn't really looking though.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 5, 2018:

No, no Mexicans here.

I'd rather burn the candle at both ends!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Both ends, through the middle, up the side and around the back.

Important atheist question: When you die, would you let them bury your body or cremate it.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Cremate.

I beg each of you... The news on this is devastating.?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Always. As far as I know in most places it us the law.

[yahoo.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I know one thing, I'm not voting for any incumbents for the Senate and the House regardless of political affiliation.

Dating on this site

RobertMartin comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I talked to one woman for maybe a day, she was a scammer.

[usatoday.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Seems to me that this caravan could overthrow their own government.

Have you done the Myers Briggs?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 3, 2018:

I've never heard of it.

Immortality?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 3, 2018:

No. I think that I would just be tired of everything. In thinking that overpopulation is going to cause a lot of problems in the future. There will likely be food shortages, dwindling resources which will result is wars throughout the world.

Lol it might make it work harder and faster!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 3, 2018:

?? oh, please, stay by me, viagra ??

Contrast.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 3, 2018:

John Holmes spoke dirtily and packed a big dick.

What's Your Hippie Name? Just For Fun. Mine is Peaceful Crimson Rainbow. What's Yours?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Zen Sunflower.

Atheists argue that " thoughts and prayers" r useless, meaningless and empty statements.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Thank you and good morning are statements of manners and etiquette towards actual people. Prayers is about asking a narcissist to do something for another person.

Seven layer dip, anyone?

RobertMartin comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I know about the baby in a king cake..........

I need proof

RobertMartin comments on Nov 2, 2018:

To quote William John Holmes Shakespeare in the play Slammedit "Too big or not too big, that is the question. "

Resolutions.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I might

That's what comes of not using Old Spice!

RobertMartin comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Somebody really dropped the ball on this one.

I am remembering why I should not live alone.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I'm probably wrong about this, but here goes. I think that anyone who can't live alone or be alone is insecure in their own skins.

I am remembering why I should not live alone.

RobertMartin comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I live alone , it's great.

Party at Charlie Brown's after trick or treating

RobertMartin comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I got ........

Homework!???

RobertMartin comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Out of the mouths of babes.

Don't forget to vote on Tuesday! We need to impeach!

RobertMartin comments on Oct 31, 2018:

What's the point I'm impeaching any president? What would be accomplished? The vice president will continue the policies of the impeached president. Therefore nothing changes.

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RobertMartin comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Pushing little children With their semi automatics They like to push the weak around

Happy Halloween Everybody ???

RobertMartin comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Happy Halloween

I don't know where some people get the idea that they're better

RobertMartin comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Nazis are mentally inferior to everyone else.

Expect everything!

RobertMartin comments on Oct 31, 2018:

That and. "When you least expect it, expect it"

Oh no.......

RobertMartin comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I've heard of the baby in a king cake.

I tried giving Plenty of Fish a full month before bailing.

RobertMartin comments on Oct 28, 2018:

It's sad that people don't understand that we have stuff to deal with in life. You don't need someone who wants an immediate response, suppose you had use the bathroom or something.

I have been on here for 166 days, now have (300,032 points) 699,968 more points to level 10 ?

RobertMartin comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Keep on keeping on.

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how afraid are you of meeting someone IRL for the first ...

RobertMartin comments on Oct 26, 2018:

1. The first time meeting will be in a public place like a restaurant.

Cracks me up

RobertMartin comments on Oct 26, 2018:

He's got the dickdo. His belly sticks out farther than his dick do.

More Confucius...

RobertMartin comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Confusion say, man with boner who walk down hallway sideways might bang cock.

Toof Fairy lives here

RobertMartin comments on Oct 26, 2018:

More like meff fairy.

Throw caution to the wind

RobertMartin comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Uber driver applicants have their background checked before being hired.

I don't think so

RobertMartin comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Good luck with that

Off to another night at work , I feel optimistic indeed ?

RobertMartin comments on Oct 26, 2018:

You mean to tell me they have nurses for erectile dysfunction?

Ill have to remember this when the needs arises.

RobertMartin comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Nor can he "get lost".

Finanally on the outside.

RobertMartin comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Here's one: PIMP Poop In My Pants

Oopsie! My bad..

RobertMartin comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Muslim porn?

The way God loves

RobertMartin comments on Oct 25, 2018:

I don't need nor want that kind of love.

Here's one for you women folks

RobertMartin comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Fell for that hook, line and sinker.

I am originally from the land of rainy hipsters so I can confirm that one ?

RobertMartin comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Pretty much

Then don't send the iPhone x to Asia

RobertMartin comments on Oct 25, 2018:

It's because they all look alike.

Hahahahahahaha. Ha

RobertMartin comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Lil Donnie Trump.

He sure as hell isn't going to school.

RobertMartin comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Or both

Who else can relate to this today? ??

RobertMartin comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Yes, from time to time

What Won't You Eat? One Point For Each.Just checked-5 for me.

RobertMartin comments on Oct 25, 2018:

4 Lettuce is misspelled

Not sure if I should be happy or insulted, lol.

RobertMartin comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Ignorance is bliss.

what a good morning

RobertMartin comments on Oct 24, 2018:

If the news media is telling the truth, unemployment is down. My taxes have been reduced, I'm bringing home more money. If what the media states is true, why are people having issues with Trump. BTW, I voted for Gary Johnson.

Should a Man Defend His Significant Other Against Insults From His Family? I say "YES>"

RobertMartin comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Insults, yes. Picking on each other, she on her own, especially if she left herself open for it.

But what does "UCKF" mean?

RobertMartin comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Got ourselves a regular Einstein here lol.

Depends on priorities

RobertMartin comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Go figure. The government cares more about foreigners than Americans.

Oh damn!!!

RobertMartin comments on Oct 13, 2018:

It's alive!

Ill just apologize for this one in advance

RobertMartin comments on Oct 5, 2018:

That happened after the meteor hit.

Prayer really works

RobertMartin comments on Sep 27, 2018:

God and Jesus still giving Africa the middle finger

Scotty Don't Beam Me Up Yet!

RobertMartin comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Kirk and Spock are walking around on an alien planet. Kirk steps on something nasty. Spock uses his tricorder to analyze what kirk stepped in. The readings indicated that Kirk stepped in feces from an alien species

My Facebook friends weren't fans of this one......

RobertMartin comments on Sep 25, 2018:

That's the same reason why God doesn't laugh at slavery jokes.

Beware of the lies

RobertMartin comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Basically everything

Fowl language alert

RobertMartin comments on Sep 22, 2018:

That's just ducky

metoo

RobertMartin comments on Sep 22, 2018:

She's old enough to have it allegedly happened

Let's Have Some Fun - Pick 2 Pills

RobertMartin comments on Sep 21, 2018:

6 and 7

Dodge & weave!!!

RobertMartin comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Puppet Muhammad sure knows how to dodge a simple question.

Hey, y’all! I’m going to take a short break from the site.

RobertMartin comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I wish you all the best. I hope everything goes well for you. Best of luck to you.

I joined Match yesterday and got two suspicious messages.

RobertMartin comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Yes. Be careful out there. Don't give anyone your email address, don't be so quick to give out your phone number either. I learned the hard way 3 years ago, I gave this woman my email address. She would me emails, the only way I could talk to her was to go on her personal website with a credit card. I didn't do that . She "stalked" me via email for almost a year and a half. She finally gave up. Make sure you talk to someone for a good while before giving out your phone number. And never, ever, send money, iTunes card or none of that to anyone, you don't know them for nothing.

Nun porn better than none

RobertMartin comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Nope, you got the right one

Morning! Well, that does it for that job.

RobertMartin comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Try Indeed.com.

Stay safe folks.

RobertMartin comments on Sep 14, 2018:

When she calls and wants you to come by. You tell her there's an evacuation in progress She says my folks are gone.

Heh heh heh

RobertMartin comments on Sep 8, 2018:

It's been hotter than a crack pipe on payday.

Is it really so wrong to want to be a priority to someone?

RobertMartin comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Yes it is. I am my #1 priority to myself.

They’ve quit trying

RobertMartin comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Must be emulating the Roman catholic church

Where are all the 48-54 yo atheist liberal divorced men with kids within 30 miles hiding?

RobertMartin comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Yes, indeed

Overcast and more rain to come

RobertMartin comments on Sep 8, 2018:

What clouds?

Aww poor sparky foils again.

RobertMartin comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Watt exactly did he do. Was anyone hertz.

Somebody's in for a surprise!

RobertMartin comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Stink finger Stinky pinky

I know we've discussed the idea of soul mates before; however, this is my reality:

RobertMartin comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Personally, I don't believe in soulmates. I also don't believe in unconditional love.

Morning all!

RobertMartin comments on Sep 5, 2018:

Good morning