Good morning! Back to the grindstone after a nice long weekend. UGH

RobertMartin comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Who?

And you can even wear your pajamas...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 2, 2018:

You look like a 9 to me wherever you are.

Lunch anyone?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Boogers and cum?

I know nothing!

RobertMartin comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Hey, isn't that Rosie O'donnell?

Can a relationship go back?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 30, 2018:

No

How do you feel when you are talking/texting someone often.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 30, 2018:

It doesn't bother me. I believe in keeping my options open

He's serious about his drugs

RobertMartin comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I guess it's all about doing it right on the wrong side of town. Or something

He's serious about his drugs

RobertMartin comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I guess it's all about doing it right on the wrong side of town. Or something

He's serious about his drugs

RobertMartin comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I guess it's all about doing it right on the wrong side of town. Or something

Riddle me this

RobertMartin comments on Aug 29, 2018:

The Tool cosine is Forty six The Chicago tangent is 25 or 6 to 4 The reciprocal is 1

It's my mom

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2018:

At least you know this dentist can fix meth mouth.

My current situation ?who wants to join me?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Count me in

Happy Monday!! It was a busy weekend for scammers on dating sites.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2018:

I'm as real as they get.

Dating sites, do you ever string a scammer along?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2018:

I do it all the time. I make all kinds inappropriate comments to them. To the ones acting like the wanna get married, I'll send them this meme.

there's a message here somewhere

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2018:

This family is contributing to the problems of living in an already overpopulated and underfed world. Nice job, jenks.

I'll try not to make this a weekly thing:

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2018:

It should be a weekly thing, hell, how about every day.

Covering up evidence

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Minding his own business.

Little fish lip action goen on.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Looks like Kayne West from the South Park episode Fish sticks.

Holy shitballs.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Good luck to you, I hope everything goes well for you

Still makes me laugh

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2018:

YMCA

Let’s talk pizza... pan crust or thin crust?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I like anything and everything on pizza

Let’s talk pizza... pan crust or thin crust?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I like anything and everything on pizza

Am I the only one that is suspicious of people that don’t have at least one clear picture of ...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I agree with you.

Nun will sit in judgement.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 17, 2018:

We should have nun of these kinds of memes, it could become habit forming.

I prefer Independents myself but this made me chuckle

RobertMartin comments on Aug 17, 2018:

This is how I roll

Would you walk across the street, yes or no?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 16, 2018:

No, not for $10,000.

And C4 is...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Great pun and awesome wordplay.

Do you have a favorite internet radio station?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Slacker radio

Space Force!

RobertMartin comments on Aug 13, 2018:

The ship is headed to Uranus to wipe out klingons

How y'all like this one?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Ugh.........

How many couples have met in the singles group including hook ups?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 11, 2018:

I haven't met anyone here from this group

Kind of funny

RobertMartin comments on Aug 11, 2018:

A sex predator hiding in the bushes.

Kind of funny

RobertMartin comments on Aug 11, 2018:

A sex predator hiding in the bushes.

Star date WTF, the team of Space Farce 1?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 11, 2018:

So are they going to Uranus to wipe out klingons?

No comment, the debate rages on.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 10, 2018:

There are two genders, male and female. Unless a hermaphrodite is considered a third gender or gender neutral.

Thoughts on Interracial Dating & Marriage

RobertMartin comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I have no issues with interracial dating or marriage.

Dating after 50

RobertMartin comments on Aug 10, 2018:

It's tough out there. I'm sure that young people think it's easy for us 50+ to date. In fact, it is not. Many of us have been married several times, others just once for 2 or 3 decades. Regardless, we are all damaged to some degree. I for one, have been married twice, I have no desire to marry again. I live alone and I love it. As we get older, we lose more family and friends, in other words, they die. I find it hard to believe that people our age still go to brainwashing, oops, I meant church. To have someone who is flawed tell me how to live my life, if I don't know right from wrong by now, I'll never know.

Dating after 50

RobertMartin comments on Aug 10, 2018:

It's tough out there. I'm sure that young people think it's easy for us 50+ to date. In fact, it is not. Many of us have been married several times, others just once for 2 or 3 decades. Regardless, we are all damaged to some degree. I for one, have been married twice, I have no desire to marry again. I live alone and I love it. As we get older, we lose more family and friends, in other words, they die. I find it hard to believe that people our age still go to brainwashing, oops, I meant church. To have someone who is flawed tell me how to live my life, if I don't know right from wrong by now, I'll never know.

If you could only eat one type of cookie for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Milanos

Come on to Chat Room Single People The Room Is Missing You Never See The Room With That Quite :D...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I'm here if anyone wants to chat

The joys of fatherhood.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Can I keep it up until I need glasses.

Abbott and Costello Redux

RobertMartin comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Who's on first, what's on second and I don't know is on third.

No Caption Necessary

RobertMartin comments on Aug 7, 2018:

?? oh, please, stay by me, viagra ??

Hobbits sure have changed since "Lord of the Rings". ?

RobertMartin comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Sexiest sasquatch I've ever seen.

Ya it's me,so what!

RobertMartin comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Dayum

This is not going to turn out good.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Which movie?

Equality is what it’s all about

RobertMartin comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I'm an equal opportunity asshole, I hate everyone equally.

More on Trump, IDs and Groceries.....

RobertMartin comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Maybe need an I.D. when buying 40's.

Not amused

RobertMartin comments on Aug 1, 2018:

She looks like she could use some dick , it might improve her demeanor .

confusing disney

RobertMartin comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Hee haw

He believes anytime is a good time to love doggy.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Cats are a-holes.

Well, it appears the butt-hurt are out in force again! & they are using Eric as an excuse, & I so ...

RobertMartin comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I have this saved in case I need to give this to a hypersensitive participation trophy recipient millennial. I instruct them to fill this out completely and we will get back to them...............or not.

Death is waiting at the bus stop, and it won't stop until he hits you

RobertMartin comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Dayum!

Finally! High school calculus pays off.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 28, 2018:

360 divided by 4 is 90

I left my abuser over two months ago but I am still struggling and very unhappy.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Don't return to the abuser. You may have a little social anxiety, which is completely understandable. You'll see that not everyone is abusive. Give it time, I know that you will be ok.

As an agnostic/athiest how do you go about getting married or having a wedding?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Civil ceremony, a judge can perform the marriage vows.

I'm baaack...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Red rocket

Dream Theater - "Pull Me Under" [youtu.be]

RobertMartin comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I haven't thought about this song in a long time. Guess I haven't heard it lately

Van Halen - Eruption [youtube.com]

RobertMartin comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Still a great riff

Hemorrhage In My Hands - Fuel [youtu.be]

RobertMartin comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Great song.

Just pick 2 and say why.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 25, 2018:

6 and 7

Just pick 2 and say why.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 25, 2018:

6 and 7

What is the best nation in the world? ... "Donation".

RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Elation

I hope we're not Russian into anything here

RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2018:

I just realized something. Putin an Melania are kind of the same thing . They from the same part of the world.

What is the best nation in the world? ... "Donation".

RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Urination

I don't do cults!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 20, 2018:

And these same people are terrified by death.

A game meant for me. Nap now. Ok!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Sounds like a plan

I thought I would try this dating site.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 19, 2018:

Love the name.

I....I....give up! All hope is gone.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 19, 2018:

That's just not right. People are unwilling to help the less fortunate, but will give money to the rich. I don't even donate to presidential campaigns, not Republicans, Democrats or Independents.

Awesome power of prayer.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 19, 2018:

Prayer doesn't work, that or God's answer is no. Makes prayer pointless.

This. This is so me.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 16, 2018:

I always put the cart in the cart corral. Makes it easier for the people who gather them up to bring them back inside the store. When I'm going in, I'll grab one that some asshole left out in the middle of the lot and use it.

Inconsiderate neighbor....

RobertMartin comments on Jul 16, 2018:

I can relate. I work nights too.

Trump is Putin's Bitch

RobertMartin comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Big talk from a president whose country failed to qualify for the World Cup.

There's never a good time to post this

RobertMartin comments on Jul 16, 2018:

To protect and serve More like they protect themselves while they serve up an ass whooping.

Right?? based on a true story, I'm sure.....

RobertMartin comments on Jul 16, 2018:

??When I speak of the pompotus of love??

A lot of Queen memes these days. ?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Or how about, "when will you learn to speak English "

Words to live by.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Stop voting Democrat too. Let's all start voting for 3rd party candidates.

Where do I begin.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Get married again.

I'm voting for the window on this one!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I'd rather listen to the window speak than listen to her butchered Englush.

Good morning everyone! What are we going to be offended by today?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Nothing. I'm not a whiny, hypersensitive millennial

Possibly suicidal...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2018:

That's no monkey, its a baboon.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Takes trick or treating to a whole nother level.

"Date a black guy" they said. "It will be fun" they said.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Once you go white You'll always stay tight.

Reminds me of Chapelle when he played the black white supremist

RobertMartin comments on Jul 12, 2018:

That episode was crazy funny.

Just a Bit Explosive

RobertMartin comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Stay away from Taco bell

Ladies -- this is your big chance.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 11, 2018:

How's that Papa Roach song called Last Resort go again; ??Cut my wife into pieces This is my last divorce ??

Green eggs and ham?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I will not eat them here or there I will not eat them anywhere I do not green prunes and bran I do not like them Sam-I-Am.

We'll never forget OJ!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 11, 2018:

A Johnnie Cochranism.

Grammar matters.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 9, 2018:

That's is confusing, does she wanna sleep with him or have his baby?

Welcome to America! Beware the tainted fish.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Why would anyone put fish on their taint?

For @phxbillcee to consider

RobertMartin comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Then I'll leave them out back.

Just another crispy

RobertMartin comments on Jul 9, 2018:

She's proof that spouses are a dime a dozen, that they are disposable.

What the F@ has your mother ever done?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 8, 2018:

If only they had Maury back then. Joseph, you ARE NOT the father.

Unsettling thoughts

RobertMartin comments on Jul 8, 2018:

At one time she liked it.

Christian loophole ????

RobertMartin comments on Jul 8, 2018:

There is one thing that Jesus can't do. Get lost

What do atheists cry out during ? ... lol I need some serious answers from y'all.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Me, I call out her name.

When you see your ex.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Because at one time, she was liking it.

Christian loophole ????

RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2018:

I love it.

It is just the skinny jean fad

RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2018:

No, her ass makes her ass look big.

Space Force-Thoughts and Prayers?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2018:

We need to learn how to get along with each other before trying to encounter extraterrestrials. With our arrogance, we'll get ourselves killed by them.