15 Hilarious Nicknames Donald Trump Has Been Called. What's your favorite?

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Plain ol' DICK-TATER!!!

What do you mean we men are all alike. I don't see it. ?

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Maybe he's blind and had to read her in Braille...just sayin'

Maybe, maybe not:

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Love It!!!

Ladies, pick a !

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Journey...Any way you want it.....

I'm having a super crappy day.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Dr. Bob SEZ...Eat a damn cookie...Dream in color!!!!

A friend and I partied last night.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

I have to admit...I love when a woman hums a few bars into Mr. Microphone and just hits the High Notes...Yummy

I like the way he says he's a stable genius.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Hey...Mr. Ed was smarter!!!

Question of the day: manicures.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

HEY...You seem to be missing a LITTLE something...Nice nails!

We’re just getting started!

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

To me women are like delicate bottles of wine that get better with age...Cheers!

Poll: Is bad sex better than no sex at all? Bad sex, as in NOT reaching climax.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

there is no such thing as bad sex...just ask my 2 girlfriends...Righty and lefty...lol

Spankins! Yes? No? If you like them, how do you like them best?

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

I would like to read her in Braille...I'm sorry Spank her in Braille...Can that be done??????LOL

Hey everyone! Have a prezzie. [humansexmap.com]

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Former Military...I think I conquered a few of them...or I got conquered in them... either way I think I had a good time....or is it PSTD

Complete Failure

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

AAHHGGG just that fuckin' face gives me the runs...Please help...send lots of toilet paper...OOOOP's got to go again...

I am asking for suggestions and opinions.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Leave the cat home while you are getting well, leave food and water and have A TRUSTED FRIEND to look in everyday...A new environment with you gone...The Furbaby will not be happy

The look that can launch a thousand memes.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

That's what you get when your dealing with a really,really,really smart borderline Genius!!!!

Kitty in disguise.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I Truly miss my Fur-babies...

Here are some pics of my three cats.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

FURRR- BABIES!!!! They all look happy and content...Nice PIX

Memories of My Ancestors In my dreams I can hear as they whisper Silent echoes reach out from ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

well written has a nice easy flow to it

Is this just me but when I go to a cafe or bar with a woman, I like to sit where I can see the door.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

That how I came up with White Boy Rap Poem...Watching the door!!!

Good morning and happy Friday!

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

CHEERS!!!

Happy Friday, all you lovely people!

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Any day I wake up NORTH-SIDE of the dirt is a very good day indeed!!!

I've been divorced for 5 years.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I just left a very Toxic Relationship. I know how you feel. Since I've left that behind I realize that there is a light at the end of the tunnel...One step at a time...Hang in there

Where's your favorite place to bite? Be bitten?

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I had a woman ask me to bite her clit...So I did...I was expecting a yelp...Or what the fuck!!! but she just moaned and asked me why I stopped? When she said I want you to bite it harder!!! I did, we had a great time but...I never went back! You can nibble my nipples any day...NIBBLE, not bite...I think she was abused at a young age...Lady's some insite to this would be nice...Your thoughts ?

Hard to define ... but I am certainly experiencing it!

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Not having to be at a certain place at a certain time...and not having someone to remind you of it every 20 minutes!!!

This is no lie LOL

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I'll be home when I'm ready...Have dinner ready...ME OUH

Shut up and take my money! ?

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Right where he belongs

This is me. For real! Anybody else feel the same? ;)

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I just got a WOODIE!!!! You can hum a few bar into Mr. Microphone...And just hit the HIGH NOTES!!!!!

Lies Lies Lies a poem about Trump They come so fast and furious They take you by surprise ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I've been working on one for our Precious Dick-tater also will post when ready...

I was initially doubtful about meeting someone online.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I raise my glass to you...Live long and prosper!!!

And they're off --

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

And the winner is...AH who cares they are too cute!!! I'll bet the boxes didn't stand a chance

No, I Don’t Want Trump Gone, Yet.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

He is not a President...He is a Fuckin' DICK-TATOR!!!!

What's good for the goose, is good for the gander.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

I'm Italian...I don't need that shit!!! But I agree it should not be funded...Sorry guys

Cross-dresser....

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

WOW!!! 2 funny!!!

I’ve been shot in combat.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Thank you for your service, Sister Veteran...I agree 100% with you on this...DANGEROUS Indeed!!!!

Did you hear about the crosseyed circumcisor? He got the sack.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

OUCH!!!!!

Do You Have PTSD?

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

I'm not as think as you drunk I am...must be the PTSD!!!!

This makes me giggle, uncontrollably. I'm odd that way :D [youtube.com]

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Brightened up my day...Thanks for sharing this!!!!!

Black Cat Fever! I love black cats.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Stella is a cutie... I had a Bombay black cat T.C. (TOP CAT) He would follow me all around the ranch like a dog...I miss his company.

All of our pets are strays that have shown up at our home - we were at 5 cats and 2 dogs.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Sorry for your loss..After all they are family.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass...

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

He will have his own phone booth...IN JAIL!!!! C YA!!!

Hello all! I am happy to join your group! ?

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Welcome and let your fingers do the walking...

Hey all! I have a new baby :) My Batman died a month ago at age 3 :( I was going to wait but this ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Cute Fur Baby...May he live long and prosper!!!

Revolution The people started marching they came from everywhere Armed with words of ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

well written!

Missy Girl helps make the bed.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

What a mischievous expression !!!

Because.......?

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

What a defiant look....

Couldn't decide if I should post this here, or in the "Food Glorious Food" group.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

2 DAMN Funny...Beautiful Cat!!!

[pbs.org] 3 yr old dies in Idaho.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

What the FUCK is wrong with this country...Sorry TRUMP is President!!! We need to change quickly... REAL Americans...To much childs blood has shed already!!!!

Trumpsters And The Bible

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Trump's 10 commandments...1. Thou shalt LIE every chance he gets 2. Thou shalt keep the poor, poor 3. Thou shalt cover up all wrong doings 4. Thou shalt increase all health care 5. Thou shalt commit Adultery 6. Thou shalt build a wall 7. Thou shalt separate Families 8. Thou shalt impose higher tariffs 9. Thou shalt lower taxes for the rich 10.Thou shalt not forget the first nine FUCKIN' RULES!!!!

This is Patches and she rules the house.....

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

She looks like my three fur babies!!!

Tinder for cats!

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

2 cute!!!

Pot pie-what you bake when you're tired of the special brownies.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Kryptonite...Guarding my Special Brownies...I think he stole one!!! LOL

[facebook.com] Having been in serious mode, I needed this. Do your cats give you these benefit?

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Hits the nail on the head...They are also the best of friends...as long as you feed them!!!! LOL

When you realize...

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Can I buy Stock in that Restaurant??? If Trump supporters don't burn it down!!!

I really don’t care if she was totally oblivious to how that damn jacket could be interpreted ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 22, 2018:

She is a rent a wife...probably given to Trump by Putin....Would U really care...She is a PAWN in Trump's game to try to confuse us as to the real agenda....Divide our Great Nation!!!

Nathalie Portman on college frined Jared Kushner (and other stuff) On Stephen Colbert [youtu.be]

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 15, 2018:

She is one of the prettiest DEAD SKIN cells I've seen!!!

DRUMPF SPEAKS: "He speaks and his people sit up at attention," the President added.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Where can I get that hat????

G7 joint communiqué

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 15, 2018:

HAHAHAHA

What Kind of Hair Gel?

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Hahahaha!!!!!

Introducing my boy Simon...

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 15, 2018:

This was China...

Is Mike Pence another Herr Trump?

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 15, 2018:

No doubt in my mind...THE PERFECT COUPLE...I bet they have a threesome with Sessions...

The Dog’s Tongue She’d licked a dripping eyelid – her tongue pinked in and out, tasting ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Nicely done!

Has anyone ever been so widely despised?

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 15, 2018:

I gave a medical name to a common problem...Headel-rectilitis (One's head up one's ass) What the FU$%%$ were those people who voted for him thinking!!! He should keep the hair...Nice look!!!!

Hi everyone, I joined this site today, so yeah, I'm new.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Hop right in...Fun group with a lot of diversity...enjoy!

Dear miss I am sorry I don't know your name But I do know your life will stay the same I was given...

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 15, 2018:

NICE!!!

Superstar!!!

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 14, 2018:

She does sorta look like Stormy Daniels....

Historic Summit?

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 14, 2018:

That picture on Trump's back should be up his BUTT!!!

Just wanted somewhere to complain!! I woke up this morning to the fire alarm going off in my -rise ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 14, 2018:

You cared enough to get them out...They know this!!!

Q: what do you call a pile of kittens? A: a meowntin

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 13, 2018:

CUTE!!!

I'm a writer who is good at ignoring the urge to write. That changes now. I'm over my own excuses.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Just like the yellow pages Girlfriend...Let your fingers do the walking!!!!

Hello fellow writers.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 11, 2018:

My advise is to roll your sleeves up and get to work...LOL...Welcome to the fold. Be good, be safe and be happy!!!

I just had a horrible realization I am advocating and pushing really hard for medical marijuana ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Try a cookie...

Give me your best quote people.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 8, 2018:

"A man should be measured with eyes and over time, not by the color of his skin or the clothes he wears. The eyes see where he goes and what he does, but time will always show what is truly in his heart...

Okay, this is my first time sharing my writing with strangers on a forum.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Nice words...Welcome to the fold...enjoy and write!!!

Hello, new to both agnostic and this group.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

You can find some of my penmanship on the poets page...So, what do you think?

Hello, new to both agnostic and this group.

RobertNappi2 comments on May 28, 2018:

Welcome to the Fold...Enjoy!!!

Another shooting in Texas and nothing is going to be done about it. Your thoughts?

RobertNappi2 comments on May 20, 2018:

As long as the NRA and other Lobbyist line the pockets of OUR elected Officials...Nothing will be done. Politics nowadays is NOT about the PEOPLE and what is best for the COUNTRY it's about what do I get out of it...Just a real sad state of affairs. This is NOT the same Country I proudly served in the Military back in the day!!!

This may have been posted already.

RobertNappi2 comments on May 18, 2018:

2 funny...2 close to the truth!!!

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

RobertNappi2 comments on May 18, 2018:

Dog Damn it...I think that dyslexia is contagious!!!

What do toilet paper and Star Trek have in common? They both go to Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

RobertNappi2 comments on May 18, 2018:

Now that is truly funny!!! Live long and prosper!!!

It's raining cats and dogs outside. I stepped of my porch and onto a poodle.

RobertNappi2 comments on May 18, 2018:

Hey...I'm not as think as you drunk I am!!!! I caught that...HSAHAHA

Mans phone rings its the doctor who says I have results of your tests and I have good news and bad ...

RobertNappi2 comments on May 16, 2018:

HAHAHAHA!!!!!Poor Bastard!!!!

What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood

RobertNappi2 comments on May 16, 2018:

You are TRULY showing your age...Classic!

Well, in a scientific experiment gone awry, I thought perhaps getting bitten by a radioactive spider...

RobertNappi2 comments on May 16, 2018:

Bury yourself in dirt and see if you can talk to ants!!! Don't forget to add some HONEY!!!

One line Poem mouths mutter.

RobertNappi2 comments on May 16, 2018:

Sounds like something TRUMP does all the time....

If you get too thin you just might be a human bean

RobertNappi2 comments on May 16, 2018:

Please explain??? I'm lost on this....

My new favorite shirt.....what's yours?

RobertNappi2 comments on May 16, 2018:

I have 2 favorite tees...One sez...If it weren't for the gutter...My mind would be Homeless...The other tee sez...I used to care ...But now I take pills for that!!!

What did the tomato say to the mushroom? “You seem like a real fun guy.”

RobertNappi2 comments on May 12, 2018:

Cute!!!

A joke a young child told me " Say this when you belch - Scuse me, scuse me, scuse me from the ...

RobertNappi2 comments on May 9, 2018:

Gotta luv it

It's been while since I posted something.

RobertNappi2 comments on May 2, 2018:

So sorry for your loss...Words of beauty, soaked in emotion and love

I can't wait to write for this group

RobertNappi2 comments on May 2, 2018:

Nothing is off limits or out of bounds so jump right in and feel at home!!!

How long is too long to wait to have sex

RobertNappi2 comments on May 2, 2018:

When ever you feel comfortable...

Hello and thank you for having me as a new member of this group.

RobertNappi2 comments on May 2, 2018:

So true...Parched from the desert of nothing... to a plethora of thoughts...YUP been there done that!

Writers block is killing me and my website at the moment!

RobertNappi2 comments on May 2, 2018:

Eat a cookie...sit back and relax.....

Am experiencing writer's block right now.

RobertNappi2 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Cookies and take a local hike in the forest!!!...It works for me

Today I Got to Use My Medical Cannabis Card!

RobertNappi2 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I live in Colorado and make my own COOKIES....Have fun going to your NEW STORE!!!!

Two Submissions for Poetry Contest at work - Haiku The Lone Eagle Swirled Through the ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Please correct me if I'm wrong, I thought Haiku was 5 syllables, 7 syllables and 5 syllables. I spent 4 years in the Orient ( Military ) that is where I first heard about this style. I was also told that if you write 3 over a life time you were considered a master...Did my teacher razzle me with his intelligence or baffle me with his bullshit? I really would like to know.

Nothing is more suspicious than a stranger in a foreign country offering to buy you a ticket to that...

RobertNappi2 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Join the Military...They will give you a free ticket!!!

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

RobertNappi2 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I'm going to eat one of my SPECIAL COOKIES and think about it....

Hopefully, no one reads this straight across like I did..

RobertNappi2 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Now that's down right funny!!!

Hello, just joined and saying hi.

RobertNappi2 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Hey...Welcome to the fold!