This is the response from Candice Keller, an Ohio HR Republican who is running for State Senate, to ...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Yah Candice, you forgot the two relevant ones: white supremacist hate and political hacks who are paid off by the NRA.

Seems appropriate these days

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Sounds about right. That has me thinking of how alcoholics or other drug addicts need to use the drug to take away the withdrawal, that was caused by the drug. I digress

You know you were thinking it.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Send us back

You know you were thinking it.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Took me a minute

Somebody's knocking at the do-oor! I'm not gonna let 'em in!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Do it. People are assholes

Have you ever wondered why so many people enjoy religion?...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Going to need some lube for that

Is he really this stupid?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Here sure isn’t that smart

End the Double Standard

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Odd day to post this - the day after a white nationalist goes on a killing spree against Hispanics. I also would like to see the link to this. I have not heard of it.

It works better that way.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

You got me

I can't find in the pants I'm wearing

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Yah that’s a great feeling

Guess we know who has blood on his hands now elpasoshooting

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Yup. Fucker does have blood on his hands

Origins of phrases are interesting

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Interesting

You know you want to

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Wow. I better up my game

Trump appreciation day

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Excellent

STFU already

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Boss needs to feel useful

Took me a minute...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

He’s going down for the last time

That's gonna leave a mark.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

LMAO!!

The internet is too spooky. Every time I do something there's the internet showing me exactly that!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Very romantic

I can't wait until they make the movie out of this one!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

That and Universal Healthcare

And don’t try to fry an egg on the sidewalk either

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Fool me once......

Meow... meow...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

That’s a witty way to name a kitty

They're coming

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Rehab

Tough being old

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Sharted

And that's why I don't show to women in relationships

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Talk about a hard body

Umm... my sex life?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Yo mama

Meanwhile in Florida.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

She’s old and high AF

Look at the positive.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

So if the answer is yes then the person is not doing alright? Asking for a friend

True if you think about it.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Solitary confinement

Hahahahaha!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Butt they don’t look like wine corks

I'll have to check it out.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Dude, we are now in the GILF zone

Good advice.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Yah that would freak me out because I don’t even have a wife

Don't you hate when that happens?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Yah that’s pretty pissy

You little bastard

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I have a chicken she can choke

Whip it, whip it good.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Hate when that happens.

This is in memory of Bill

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

That kid is going places

You know your in the right place

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Well isn’t that special

I forget if this one has already been posted but I laugh every time I see it!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I haven’t seen it here

Agreed.....

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Better than people who like to suck on toes

Since Eric's not here...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Wooo hoooo!! Crocs rock!

Got a laugh out of this one!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2019:

That’s nuts

Feel better Bro

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2019:

Ohhh that’s Sikh man

In honor of Sir Eric:

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2019:

Better to wear crocs than crocodile boots

Lucky Leprechaun.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

What a dick

Aren't they tho..

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Fuck yah they are

Turn that frown upside down

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Good one

Please don’t get me wrong! Especially as I am recovering from religion myself I am very tolerant ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

I believe you are right

We have all been there.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

I have the perfect meme for this meme. I will be back with it

What gives your life meaning? Why keep going? (just curious)

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Donuts and beer

Get on away from around here!

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Ronald has followed the other clowns to the dark side

Next half mile. . . .. .

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Beaver crossing

BTW, don't molest alligators.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

I hear the oral sex is rough

No matter how dry you are.....

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Cause urinal be in trouble if you do

Well, you don't know him well.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

He’d nail her, and after three days, he would rise again

Punalicious

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Until it changed its name to International House of Burgers

Can't help it.. I'm addicted

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

It’s a good hobby

Now we know..

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Makes sense

Blessed...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Jesus Christ, would you look at that

I think we know the answer...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

And pocket pool

Great name for a fudge factory.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

I wonder if the probe will find fudge on Uranus

WTF is going on here?!?

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Cereal killer

Motive and the ability to hurt multiple people in less than a minute.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

I know the motive of why we do not enforce any gun control in the face of this crisis: $$$$$$$$$$$

Somebody here resembles this remark

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Darn tooting

No more indica for me please

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

People are good warmed up

That'll make 'em seem cool.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Well they ruined that word

What the hell I figure I just drop these here and see how you all like them...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Feeling the Bern

Oh. Well then...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Well I suppose it’s safer than trying to get it right from the source

The last line of defense...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Now they’re fucked

Blow me away..

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Funny

Sunday Morning Wood...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

I’m sure he could of found a woman to volunteer to cut it off for him. That way the uptight asshole wouldn’t have to worry about it anymore.

I think @Rudy1962 posted this a while back, and I stole it because I like it so much. It suits me.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

I didn’t post it but I like it ☝️

Listen up kids!

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

When people try to be hip to connect to teens...

That's just...weird.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

If this is in Merica it’s probably for the best, because they probably don’t have adequate insurance to cover the bill.

So what's up with this?

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Just horsing around

dialy dose

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

This B my fav

It really happened.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Yah. Loved it

What you really pay for.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Wow. What a deal.

And right in front of the sign, too.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

I’m guessing that means “no”.

Lil Snoop? Snoopy? Snoopy Dog?

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Little G

Mmm me want cookie too.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

He better be careful. His eyes are about to pop out.

Well, that's awkward.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Good one

The real hero of the story...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Good one

That's one ugly chicken!

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

What a dick

Yep. That's how it is.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

I sort of remember those days

The sword in the stone

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

It’s not in Uranus

Defying the laws of gravity should always be encouraged

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Urine amazing if you can do that

Maintenance tip.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Funny

Not every one likes Billy's boner.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Some like a big pie

Just about my speed.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

That’s the spirit!

@Boomtarat03 is this accurate

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Fill two cavities at once

Back to school list...I can’t say I miss this part of my kids being little lol

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Yup. Sounds about right

The old standby.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

I’m sure that’ll do it🤪

I hope no one is falling for MSMBC. I love Jimmy so much. [youtube.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Thanks. I needed that

T flex.....

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

I thought it was for like 9.3 seconds

A few new ones...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Very nice

Attorney General William Barr Donated $50,000 to Republicans Just Before His Senate Confirmation ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

It’s ok to be corrupt but these sociopaths should really draw the line somewhere

Click here to see some actual facts.... [agnostic.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

☝️☝️🐟☝️🐟☝️☝️🐟☝️🐟👍

more for ya

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Nice

So that's how!

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

LMAO

That's right F You! Lol

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Funny

Bet they wont lick it now.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

What a dick