Shrek cream. Ewwww

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

I don't know. Doesn't sound too appealing

I believe my own introvert inclinations stem from having to listen to the fucking idiots who think ...

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

I can relate

The movie Wrong Turn comes to mind.

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

Prepare uranus for an attack ....

The Force is strong in this one...

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

How do you do that?

If she has to ask...

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

Ouch...

The struggle....

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

They like when you play hard to get? Or is it cause it's hard to get hard?

That'll work....

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

Hey they want to watch me jack off, well have at it hoss, but I ain't paying for the needed therapy afterwards.

Yeah, Jason, knock that shit off!

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

Damn Jason. Always fucking things up

Breakthrough

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

Lol

Scary ass neighbor

Rudy1962 comments on May 21, 2018:

Lol

At least I have my cat

Rudy1962 comments on May 21, 2018:

Ahh. Whoever said life was about accomplishing stuff?

Should do this to all of them, would stop the practice quick!

Rudy1962 comments on May 21, 2018:

Lol

(sigh).....

Rudy1962 comments on May 21, 2018:

My kind of humor

Boys will be boys

Rudy1962 comments on May 20, 2018:

Ha! Funny

Panty droppin' time!

Rudy1962 comments on May 20, 2018:

LMAO

Wolves + a few letters

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Corrupt POTUS? Release wolves

Well, this is awkward.

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Well that didn't go as planned

The power of prayer

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Yah. How dare you present a reasonable argument.

Or the 2nd, nobody likes ass juice

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Rhoids?

I am sooooo ready.. let's rip some shit up

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Wooo hoo!!! Time to get out the giant straw and thirty gallons of egg nog. Fill the tub with nog, strip down to my birthday suit, grab the jumbo straw, hop in and start slurrping while listening to Pink Floyd-The Wall!! Wooo hoooo!!

I seem to have overlooked this particular verse, but I think we all can agree on it.

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Now that's a house where I want to visit

At some point, don't we all have to take off the glasses?

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

I would hope so

You know they're your best friends when making them terrified is funny.

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

LMAO!

It finally happened, one my posts got denied.. whoa is me. I am befuckled as to why that took ...

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Congratulations

But of course!

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Love it

Please enter some text

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Seems like a nice fella

Any suggestions?

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Here you go

If there were a , why would it choose to act through the tedious medium of politics, where - in the ...

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

If God chose him God must be a real asshole

Truth known by cat owners.

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

That is a cats attitude

I don't want to seem rude.

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Good luck with that

He's a fish.....

Rudy1962 comments on May 17, 2018:

Lol. They will never suspect

Likely story.

Rudy1962 comments on May 17, 2018:

LMAO...When a turtle is a mule

Parenting.

Rudy1962 comments on May 17, 2018:

Makes you wonder what Junior is doing to the hamster

Appetizers?

Rudy1962 comments on May 17, 2018:

It feels better than it sounds

The opening statement for the WH shit circus

Rudy1962 comments on May 17, 2018:

What's the fun in that ?

Guy comes in the doctors office rolling a wooden barrel on its side with liquid swishing inside. ...

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Lol

Watch yourself

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Hope he's not the guy having sex with the alligator

Always read the signs

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Lol. One way to get away from work

Never mind

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Bet the women are going to jump at a chance with him

You know who you are

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Hate when that happens

Mother knows best

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Mama kind of kinky

I know she exists

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

I don't know man. It might be an ex trying to break in and kill me in my sleep

I disagree. Being an atheist is rebellion..

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Maybe he should of stuck to booze and cocaine

You may wish you could die if you don't

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

And don't stick that pepper down your pants

Hey everyone. How about a game of "caption this one"?

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Photoshop is so cool

In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

You sure like the possums

People R' dumb.

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

WTF?

I think I saw some of his comments on Pornhub.

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

He and Ted Cruz watch it together

Hi I'm new here

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

You made a grand entrance

I know there has been a few of these posted but dam, who thinks up this shit? lol.. One would have ...

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

How about the "Trumpster"? When Russian prostitutes pee on you?

A few FE memes...

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

From flat asses to flat planets, what a group

Better than crystals!

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Trying to figure out if I want my meat to be tender

Here's a dick dropper...

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Your dreams can't die if you don't have any ;)

A massive oversight. You can't make it up!

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

That's true?

Just one man and his turtle minding their business. Typical.

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

So if you fuck two they won't ?

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Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

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Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

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Try before you buy.

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

OK OK. It was me. I just wanted to see if it matched my shorts...Sorry :(

To the goddamn prudes who keeps flagging posts and comments: form your own goddamn meme's group for ...

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Exactly

Somebody is in trouble...

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him

Most likely.

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

What a coincidence, my inner bastard also likes tacos.

Wait for it....

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Come on. Lie and say you do

Color coding a good organizational hack.

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Sound advice

The first step is admitting you have a problem

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

If being addicted to memes is wrong I don't wanna be right

Science !!!

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

I don't even know where to begin with this....SMH

Start of burlesque dancers

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Lol

Spoilers....

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

I know his pain

X Rated Casket

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Now that's sassy, girl

Not a Funny Meme

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Truth

Lost puppy :(

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

This one always cracks me up

Roses are red, cows have udders...

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Awkward

Don't go there...

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Oh boy...That's scary

Craptastic memes. :D

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

See I was right. Sometimes people crap in their pants

Sometimes I make random memes, more often than not as a response to someone's comment about ...

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Poor lady

Will get you every time!

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

I know what he will be visualizing during his next meditation

Stylin'!...

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

I think they are very fashionable

The further adventures of Florida Man!

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Excellent list

Great Bertrand Russell quote!

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

We will probably kill ourselves off before then

The good old days.

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Dr Smith says part of my problems cause mama never breast-fed me :(

Guess im one of the bad kids. My last post was denied

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Welcome to the club

Speechless.

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

They do look happy

Come on, Dad!

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Guess the old man did know what he was doing

Oh really?

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Yes! No shortage of volunteers for it though

See? We really gun control!

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

LMAO!!

A little humor, especially for the couples therapists.

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Funny but too close to the truth in some cases

This old joke was either pulled or deleted from "Cheesy Jokes". I thought we were all adults! Sorry,...

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Yah. I saw that on Cheesy Jokes. Maybe if he has enough shots he will forget the whole experience.

So, just why bother, right?

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

What if you poop outside? Or in an outhouse...Or in your pants ?

Two anti-humor memes. Anyone remember the comedian Steven Wright?

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

"Anti-humor". It's a whole new concept to me. I'm going to Google the dude

Fix your own damned sammich.

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

I like lunchables

Bibble times

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

OK dad. Time to stop drinking

Urinal ediqutte

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Unless you want to make someone feel uncomfortable

The brains behind South Park

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Ohh to be famous and rich and do WTF you want

The brains behind South Park

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Ohh to be famous and rich and do WTF you want

:D I would ♥ a Klondike Bar

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Lol

Ok guys, I don't care what you got for hair but that, whatever it is, is NOT going to happen.

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Yikes :(. Better off bald

Those were the days.. want them back.

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

I remember those days, but everything ends :(