Stay out of the pastures -- for your own safety.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 24, 2018:

"Cow week"?

Bragging is for losers

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 24, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f1AM7H8FpTQ

Mmmm. That smell

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Ouch

One last selfie, please.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Funny

Sounds right

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Sometimes following the asses can get you in trouble also.....

Difficult to Say

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Too funny

Had to post it. It made me laugh too hard.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I thought I just had to hold on for eight seconds?

Damn right on!

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Agreed

What you deal with in your youth can shape who you are if you don't beak that inner wall down.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Insightful

I'm proud of you son! lmao

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Plot twist

Braille nipple piercings.. buy one, get one free.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Which is ying and which is yang ?

Buck has got some explaining to do.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Whatever bops Buck's schmickel

For that one friend who's always cold

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Stunning

Yep...look as us now

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

It aint all its advertised

Sounds right to me.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

I like a lot of the Buddhist principals.....

They need a new graphics designer.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

What a dick

I'd love to come home to this.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 21, 2018:

Dream on. Dream on. Dream until your dreams come true

Hahahhahahhaha o Entropy

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 21, 2018:

Good one. Stealing

Philosophically, wishing eternal torture upon someone is extremely evil...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 21, 2018:

I hope the Christians are tormented with their hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance for eternity!! Jk. Maybe like a few hours though

Did I post this already?

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

I haven't seen it before and I try to see all memes in this group

When life gives you lemons.....

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

I'll take the combo

There's no cure for that.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

The cure is to not listen to it

Sweet dreams

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Well people need to wake the fuck up now because we are about to go off the cliff

Cover those man boobs.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Barely made it.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Not sure yet

Think this might be my kid

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Definitely see the resemblance

Mom, dad, I have something to say

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Love it. Going to use it if someone asks me what I'm giving up for lent

Pray to Chuy for the best videos

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

I wonder if the holes in the hands are a help or a hinderance

Praying for Africa

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

So it's that bitches fault

Why has "God " been giving the middle finger to Africa for all of these centuries? "God" must ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Well if there was a god one could draw the conclusion that god is racist. No wonder Trump supporters think their man child was picked by god. Now it all makes sense

Bathroom doors.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 19, 2018:

I didn't even know fruits used restrooms

Okay. That's...disturbing.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 19, 2018:

Bill Cosby's favorite album?

The Joy of Capitalism

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Bernie 2020.

How did they do it?

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Evidently not doggie style

One stop shopping

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Lmao

Gotta love Cuba

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Funny

Therapist....

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 18, 2018:

That brain inside my skull.

Better to talk and listen then to argue.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Yah. You're right

Preth any button.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Thath isth soth wrongth

And I believe it.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

...............................

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Smoke them useless days away

This job stealing immigrant has 36 jobs hiding in his basement

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Well I know what I'm not going to do, and that is touch your bobby

The 1% suck!

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

That sweet tax break they got earlier this year will help

We don't need no education......

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

You might need some education, just to learn that one does not have to chase hookers

In the name of political correctness

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Hey That's my old nickname

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Hey how did you post this without writing a heading?

Safety first!

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Is that how butt cracks are made ?

Middle ground fucks are hard to come by these days.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I think there is a lot of truth in that

Different beliefs

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Nice collection

Does he exist?

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Nice

Another taco Tuesday

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

We need one on every corner

This might be more effective than coffee...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

If this hearse is rocking don't bother knocking

True love knows no borders.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Excellent

Waiting is overrated

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Exatamente

Maybe a fence

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Yup

Fake news at the beginning.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Excellent

Beats being probed...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

That's a big old beaver

Life is a flat circus..,..

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

I mssed that one in the comics

This will be very popular....in Germany.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

With just a touch of puntang

Behold the Trump Space Force! ... Pew! Pew!

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Way to go London

Is this what I've been missing in life?

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Fsh, wsh, kss, pss, mss,

Best Day of the Week

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Catastic!

I know the feeling.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Funny

Where do I begin. But there are some things that I wouldn't change for anything. A few of my never...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Pee uphill or into the wind ....

It would come in handy.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

And the last one:. "Please shut the fuck up."

How in the Hell...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Yes I have

"You sitting at home reading all the memes and comments and your life is passing you by ..."

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Wasting away in memeville. Some people say there's a woman to blame...But I know...It's my own damm fault

I Was Wondering

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Sometimes

Don't make me do it!

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

That's why we say, "You suck'

A little round in the bump.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I see what you did there

Load me up

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

With that amount they are for sure going to bust you with "intent to sell"

Come on, just guess

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Reminds me of when I caught my Kittie dry humping my son's teddy bear, and this was after he had his balls chopped off. I felt bad...But pretty sure he'd be dead if I hadn't taken him from that farm....

Come on, just guess

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Reminds me of when I caught my Kittie dry humping my son's teddy bear, and this was after he had his balls chopped off. I felt bad...But pretty sure he'd be dead if I hadn't taken him from that farm....

Mary lost her lamb

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

The landlord will never suspect a thing, if their vision is bad

Don't pack your tooth brush.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I'm up for most things but not sure about that

If only this would happen.. priceless

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Better yet. Don't say anything and let the fucker get hit :)

This does include man boobs

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

On. But my man boobs really aren't that big

Can you feel the love.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Putin's little bitch

We could use some corporate kindness today

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

We sure could because it seems corporations today are monsters

How do I apply?

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Don't think I'll be pudding in my application

Are there any Bobby's out there???

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Reminds me of, years ago now, when I would have sex with my now ex wife

We'll never forget OJ!

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Can't escape when you're going 40 MPH

Who really needs therapy?

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Actually a lot of truth in that

A woman converting to Islam is like a chicken converting to KFC.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Or a poor person voting Republican

Comic Con is coming to San Diego!

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Attention whores and drama queens

Prepare to Fight

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Ever seen a camel spider with a cameltoe? Scary

And it doesn't take a long time

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

The circle of life

Time at a Standstill

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Just be ready for Saturday Night

This is why Melania had the face lift!

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Now if he could just get a murdering wife

"knock knock"! Who is there ....? "Jesus"! Jesus who? ....... "Christ" ....... I don't get ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

"Jesus? Jesus isn't here, man."

"Hello 911 ... they over here holding serve".

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Turn around is fair play?

What do you call a gathering at this guy's house? An incelebration

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

I will settle for Universal Health Care

Might as well help with the cleanup.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Heineken! Great beer

This morning I had to call into work and tell my boss that I was sick and couldn't come in today....

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

I bet that caught your boss off guard

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

So then did he get his ass kicked?

When you are at work and looking at memes instead of working ... and still feeling like a badass

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

That's exactly what I'm doing now :)

Destroy music, censor internet, Next, we'll burn all the books... ??‍♀️ Spay and neuter ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

And yet he continues to have millions of loyal supporters

If it quacks like a duck...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Three of my favorite things ....

I Should Not Have Done This

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Maybe tomorrow

Just do it....

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Done that a few times... Yesterday