X Rated Casket

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Now that's sassy, girl

Not a Funny Meme

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Truth

Lost puppy :(

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

This one always cracks me up

Roses are red, cows have udders...

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Awkward

Don't go there...

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Oh boy...That's scary

Craptastic memes. :D

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

See I was right. Sometimes people crap in their pants

Sometimes I make random memes, more often than not as a response to someone's comment about ...

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Poor lady

Will get you every time!

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

I know what he will be visualizing during his next meditation

Stylin'!...

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

I think they are very fashionable

The further adventures of Florida Man!

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Excellent list

Great Bertrand Russell quote!

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

We will probably kill ourselves off before then

The good old days.

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Dr Smith says part of my problems cause mama never breast-fed me :(

Guess im one of the bad kids. My last post was denied

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Welcome to the club

Speechless.

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

They do look happy

Come on, Dad!

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Guess the old man did know what he was doing

Oh really?

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Yes! No shortage of volunteers for it though

See? We really gun control!

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

LMAO!!

A little humor, especially for the couples therapists.

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Funny but too close to the truth in some cases

This old joke was either pulled or deleted from "Cheesy Jokes".

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Yah. I saw that on Cheesy Jokes. Maybe if he has enough shots he will forget the whole experience.

So, just why bother, right?

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

What if you poop outside? Or in an outhouse...Or in your pants ?

Two anti-humor memes. Anyone remember the comedian Steven Wright?

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

"Anti-humor". It's a whole new concept to me. I'm going to Google the dude

Fix your own damned sammich.

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

I like lunchables

Bibble times

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

OK dad. Time to stop drinking

Urinal ediqutte

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Unless you want to make someone feel uncomfortable

The brains behind South Park

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Ohh to be famous and rich and do WTF you want

The brains behind South Park

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Ohh to be famous and rich and do WTF you want

:D I would ♥ a Klondike Bar

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Lol

Ok guys, I don't care what you got for hair but that, whatever it is, is NOT going to happen.

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Yikes :(. Better off bald

Those were the days.. want them back.

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

I remember those days, but everything ends :(

God or Bacon? I know what I've chosen!

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Difference is bacon is real

It took me forever to figure this out.

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Perfect would suck

Probably posted in past but still funny.

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Yes. Yes they do.

This is a beautiful Hopi Indian saying.

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Pain is the only thing that can give depth to life ....Or it can make one a narcissistic asshole....

Welcome to another episode of Florida Man!

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

There is something about Florida

Seems legit to me

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

If only

oldpeople

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

It won't be long until these apply to me

Maybe I should save this for when either @Insectra or @Blindbird post 'possum memes...

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Ouch

Jesus drives a Honda.

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Lol

Other people's kids

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Well except my kids. They are angels....In a secular way I mean

My motto......

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Funny and true

Saturday night is just about gone, so I'll bury you in Carlin!

Rudy1962 comments on May 13, 2018:

The last one was my favorite

IndirecTV..

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

Probably watching The Walking Dead

Sibling rivalry

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

LMAO

Two minutes?

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

With bull riding you only have to stay on eight seconds

That's creepy...

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

Sexy

We all benefit!

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

Excellent

We all benefit!

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

Excellent

It is hard, being introverted and feeling timid in a world that celebrates the extroverted.

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

Thanks. Now I don't have to share the story I promised the group...You about covered it

I have been wondering...

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

Nobody else wanted the job

Counting the days...

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

Narcissistic, ignorant, lying, phony, sociopathic, egomaniac. He and his followers make it hard for me to gain a better attitude towards humanity

A fella needs a hobby!

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

Ha!

My sex life is....

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

My sex life is short and sweet

Homophones?

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

I don't get it

So tragic.

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

Ahhh. Poor guy ;)

I've always wondered

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

Alot I suppose

Damnit.. not again!

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

Yah. I remember those days.

Bad hair day

Rudy1962 comments on May 11, 2018:

Screw them Do what you want

That's what I'm talking about talking about

Rudy1962 comments on May 11, 2018:

Lol

Because that one g you did is toy remembered by everyone

Rudy1962 comments on May 11, 2018:

What is a KETO/LCHF diet?....Cause I need to lose some damn weight

You can tell this is an introvert group! 22 members and only 4 posted! LOL, classic! Welcome to ...

Rudy1962 comments on May 11, 2018:

Lol. I have a story I will post at a later date, about being an introvert in an extrovert world.

Giving this another try....

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

Now you are getting the hang of it

I guess she'll have to live with it.

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

She likes it so much it made her disabled

Driver safety tips...

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

Think before you drink

Savage mom.....

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

Evil but genius

Any more is poaching

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

Lol

Another reminder

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

Guys don't usually take any of that into concern at the beginning.

How Are U Going To Tell Her?

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

Wait tell she's gone...Move out and then text her

Not a joke per se but I just had a 10 minute argument with my 4yo.

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

LMAO!! Kids can drive you nuts, but some of the conversations with them makes it worth it. After my divorce their was a year or so when I had my children most of the time.. gave me a new appreciation for single parents

Put that in the eulogy....

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

I hope he didn't bring a shovel hoping for a freebie after the funeral, for old time sakes. People sometimes have strange ways of dealing with grief:(

Someg to k about...

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

And yet most women keep buying into the religious bullshit

This one is for you Eric!

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

Yah. I hate when people share my posts without first liking them or commenting on them. Soooo rude

Great parenting advice!

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

Funny

@phxbillcee @rudy1962 thanks for the laughs.. much needed!!

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

My pleasure

Timing is everything

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

Lol. Good one

Another query

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

Turn on some romantic music and turn down the lights

Deception in Dating, Love and Controlling our Self-Image

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

Good stuff. I actually found the part on relationships most interesting. Some of the stuff I've heard before, but he puts it all together in a very concise and understandable way. I'll listen to it again. I am listening and thinking more about examples of couples I have counseled than my own past... Easier to stay objective...But I did relate some of it to me and my past experiences. I think it's very good and I read and listen to a fair amount of material in this area

What needs to be said?

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

I get excited thinking of Trump being impeached. Then I think of his replacement. #We'rescrewedeitherway

Poor George

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

Ouch

Give me some face..

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

I have had worse I have daddy issues Next one is free Fat men are sexy I won't kill you I like to fish I am an atheist I hate to shop Do what you want Let's not live together

Here is the worst Mother's Day t-shirt I have ever seen. Please don't hate me.

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

Lol

Skittles and bits

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

OK, if you insist

Oh the humanity

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

Respect

For us country folk out there.. @captnron59

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

Could of used a similar sign outside some of the fraternities where I went to college

Maybe I will get back into writing....

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

LMAO!

False advertising....

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

Never say never

Postcards from the edge(of the internet)

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

Nice collection. I stoled a couple of them

Nobody needs this

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Ever been around folks with Downs Syndrome? Usually happy AF. Most smart people I know seem depressed .....So.....

Oh the irony

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Good one

Good advice.

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Did they start putting that on boxes after we elected Trump?

The universe does have a sense of humor.

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Excellent

No wonder I hate math

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Lol. Truth

When S&M gets a bit out of control

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Sex is great but don't lose your head over it

ROTFLMAO.. that look.. patiently waiting.

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Did she cancel because you sent her a dick pic?

Hoe bags & boys!

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Cougar? Funny how I'm old enough to be the dad of most cougars....Well not funny

How ya doin'?

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Or should be on

What happened to the bread?

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

I think I'm in love

Run strawberry, run!

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Oh. That's gotta hurt

This gave me a chuckle.

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Cute

Oh really Bert

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

A poem like that is sure to win over a woman's heart

Why the fuck hasn't this happened in my life?!?

Rudy1962 comments on May 7, 2018:

Yes!