What's the best pickup line you've heard?

Simon1 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

"Hi my name is Simon what's yours " as long as I smile it works every time ....

Are LED Light Therapy Facials Too Good to Be True?LED Light Skin Therapy

Simon1 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

All aboard the woo woo train. Will have to look into it but just a quick read and it just stinks if woo catchphrases and to good to be true stuff

Do the little red notification icons on phones drive you nuts?

Simon1 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I turn them off for most things . So they are kept to a minimum

Any struggles with Atheism/Agnosticism?

Simon1 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Yeah had my boy when I was 39 kinda scary thinking I'll be 80 or dead when he's my age plus I haven't the energy to keep up with him some days .but yeah I do extra things with him to fully enjoy life as it is .

Are there any on this site that are anti-vaxxers?

Simon1 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I prefer kids with autism better than dead ones

DON'T BE AN ATH-HOLE.

Simon1 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Laughter brings people together

Solve this Riddle

Simon1 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Prison , school,mental asylum, my life when I was in a relationship ......

What character traits indicate someone is a "good" person?

Simon1 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Their name begins with S and ends in N ...lol

Wind. Water. Earth. Fire. If you had to pick one to represent your personality, which would it be?

Simon1 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I wake up sweaty so that would be water for the rest of the morning it's coffee so that's earth till about 1pm . If I'm pissed off I can be fiery and last of all when I lie down to sleep the last thing I do is fart so there's ya wind ......so I I'm kinda all four

How do you feel about the person you're dating talking about their ex?

Simon1 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Oh and she's saying his willy is bigger she's straight our the door ....

How do you feel about the person you're dating talking about their ex?

Simon1 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Depends on the situation and for how much really , everyone has a past and to try and deny it is being unreasonable

Should fidelity between cohabitating couples be absolute, or should absolute sexual fidelity be more...

Simon1 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

What ever floats ya boat as they say . But personally I wouldn't be comfortable with it not sure if it's ego or self esteem but I just couldn't handle it . However those that I have seen in the relationships not many last as it tends to be one more into it than the other . Some have claimed this as manipulative behaviour sometimes abbusive. Into only seems to work when both are on equal grounds

Gastric Bypass surgery vs natural weight loss?

Simon1 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Natural as soon as the band is removed the weight will go back on as the causes have not been dealt with just bypassed (no pun intended)

I believe in God, but not the Biblical version of it.

Simon1 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Just one more step come come to the dark side we have cookies !!!

Can some answer the question of AD/BC in measuring years when the likelihood that Jesus never ...

Simon1 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Roughly 400 years ago the church decided to get rid of all other calendars and enforce theirs on the world . Totally made it up and with a few lucky guesses . That's basically it in a nut shell

For my birthday, I had a coworker give me a bible and a couple of books on Jesus.

Simon1 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Straight to HR

"Everything happens for a reason". What are your thoughts on this one.

Simon1 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

When someone says this to me my answer tends to be " and that's the reason I think you are a moron "

A question for you mathematicians.

Simon1 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I found this thought you mite like Someone asked: "How many communion wafers you would need to consume in order to eat the entire body of Jesus?" Well, here is the answer: If the average human body contains about 80,000 calories, but Jesus was a man from the Middle East 2,000 years ago we can conclude that he had a certain degree of malnutrition and should be at most 1.65 meters, so his body would contain about 60,000 calories. The communion wafers are made from unleavened wheat flour. So they are 100% carbohydrates. Therefore the communion wafers would have 354kcal per 100g. Then, if each communion wafer weighs about 0.2 grams, each communion wafer has 0.7 kcal (less than 1 kilocalorie); This means that a person should eat about 85,714 communion wafers to eat him completely, minus the calories inherent to the blood that could be compared with that from wine if the average human body has 4 liters of blood. I base this on caloric content instead of on his body mass to have a better equivalence of content than comparing the mass of the communion wafer with that of Jesus. -AMV

Are you a "hint" dropper in life/relationships?

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

i can never pick up on hints and rather tell people what I want than hint it takes to long

My second kid is off to college soon.

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Not your decision it's their lives let them live it . (Ok you may be paying for it but that's what good parents do )

Why do british people have different teeth than americans? Is it a regional thing?

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Most of us are not as vain as you lot so don't think teeth that are not perfectly straight is a bad

I originally came to this site to find a companion or maybe a date.

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Came for the dick left with enlightenment ..............

What are the facts of the Big Bang Theory anyway?

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Don't just ask us though find some books on the subjects yourself and make your own mind up .I found that finding different books myself was just as exciting as learning all the new things

Favorite snack foods?

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Crisps or chips as they are known in the US . I get withdrawal s even though they have no proper addictive qualities

What is it do you think that makes you resistant to organized religions! Is it the structure?

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Years of observation and then asking for proof and getting none

How will the advent of self-driving cars change your life or the lives of others?

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Can't afford a normal car so won't be seeing a self driving one for a long time

Why do theists believe in their book without reading every book?

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Most dont read their own book so don't get your hopes up

What books have shaped the way you think, your philosophy for life?

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

All the fantasy books I ever read . I try to be the good guy but as I get older chaotic neutral is probably more me lol

I am frustrated by a hyper religous christian in an email chain I'm cc'd on.

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Have you spoken to the police I'd say this was harassment have you asked her to f& offsky in a polite way over email (proof that you have) ?

What weird food combinations do you enjoy?

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Kit Kate with dairylea cheese used to them as a child not so much these days lol

What are the facts of the Big Bang Theory anyway?

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

We have photos , now can you share w us one of god ? https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&hl=en-gb&q=WMAP=H4sIAAAAAAAAAC3MsQ3DIBBAUdE5E6RJcWIBY5TCWSBDuAN8gZPgbHGwpEdKFcVy-_X0h4e-jWU00yvZstxT9z4j7BRarwieInjH8VDDH3lT7KFOb2cj-crzZD5XPjdf9XxvnVcghorZNVxB0NWQQBM3rCiNOILsLiAUEqGNRf8AAPqiTYsAAAA&sa=X=0ahUKEwiaiuTr0pbaAhULDMAKHeO2D0EQxA0IrQEwHA=1024=729#imgrc=rApZrtaPLqMMiM:

Estranged family?

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

You can't choose your family but you can't choose your friends . I used to think that meant you had to like them ....hell no it doesn't it means you have the choice to surround yourself with better people . My family sucks donkey dick one half are rugby fanatics the other army boys ....me a long haired metal head so have nothing in common with any of them

Today is World Bipolar day.

Simon1 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of the people posting that are either self diagnosed or just don't have it . I get the make people aware of mental illness bit but being proud of something that makes your life hell nope just nope . I have a form of depression not sure what as different drs diagnose something different every time and I hate it I just want to be able to function on a daily basis not wonder how I'll be the next day

Have you noticed that Facebook has gone downhill in a way, its general content being not relevant ...

Simon1 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Since they introduced the group thing that's when it all started now it's just people arguing over stuff and not just people getting to know each other . Something new will come along sooner or later it always does

Do you agree with this picture?

Simon1 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Pretty much yup

Do you celebrate "Easter"?

Simon1 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Have the little one chocolate egg that's it

Proof of no god?

Simon1 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

No athiest makes these claims . What athiest claim is that there is no proof of god , prove it is all we ask . No one forced anyone to be athiest we don't go to war or torture anyone so how is it a religion ?

Why is it that atheists, at least in the USA, can bash christianity relatively freely, but if we ...

Simon1 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Same in UK they just use anything to stop people criticizing them ignore and carry on dismantling their beliefs

So tired of being alone on the weekends.

Simon1 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I tend to watch the stand up comedies on it

How do you know what they wrote in the bible,koran and the bagavate gita is all true ?

Simon1 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

It's been proven that they were all made up . Studies of text and geology and other stuff from the same period of time and nothing matches .

What do we all have in common as humans?

Simon1 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

We all fart !!!

Ugh, I've been invited to Easter lunch.

Simon1 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Freeee foood !!;;

What do you most like to do during your leisure time?

Simon1 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Ps4 and take my boy out to the park

Does intimacy contribute to your general health and happiness>

Simon1 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Yes it does and that's why I'm falling apart .....

What do you guys think about this? [milnenews.com] [facebook.com]

Simon1 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Glad the police followed through with the law

Do you accept or reject friend request on Facebook by people you don’t know?

Simon1 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Reject ...had too many twenty something's asking me to come see them on webcam only needing my credit card details to confirm my age

Are you patient?

Simon1 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Depends on my mood

Conflict is, in journalistic parlance, good copy.

Simon1 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Darwin's theory was recently disproved it's more like survival of the most adaptable not just the fittest or strongest . As for the rest yeah modern men are generally dicks

What are your reasons why life is not just about winning and losing?

Simon1 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

It's about the journey and not the destination.

When aging is unavoidable, why is ageism a thing?

Simon1 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I have always thought older people tended to be rude whilst younger people more polite . Not all of course but generally this hasn't changed as I have become older

How fast do you drive in a 35 mph zone?

Simon1 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

35mph

What is your favorite word? Mine is PASSION (and I think Rod Stewart would agree).

Simon1 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Discombobulated

Is the strength of atheists increasing?

Simon1 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Nah haven't been to the gym in ages ...

What do you look forward to in spring time the most?

Simon1 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

The sun and low cut tops !

Have you ever teleported, or known someone who did?

Simon1 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

You are experiencing blackouts see a dr or stop drinking so much

I find myself using the expression, “Thank God!” in a pretty regular manner.

Simon1 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I say thank f**k or Jesus Christ mainly the others is never really used

What's the biggest benefit to dating you?

Simon1 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Judging from my ex's responses not many

What random act of kindness do you practice regularly?

Simon1 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I don't punch as many people as I'd like to

Do you prefer using a fork or a spoon mostly?

Simon1 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

*threw away

Dating Perceptions

Simon1 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Women are the same . I know loads of women who have complained about men who are to clingy or to keen

Hehe hehe hea

Simon1 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

That's as old as the internet !!!!

In your opinion, what's a Robot?

Simon1 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Crap I was gonna say anything that imitates a real human but that's AI not a robot . A machine that learns ?? Or a machine that dies a repetitive job ?

Is this a dating site or a chat site? I'm confused

Simon1 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Depends on how far you want to travel ;-)

For many christians, whenever something goes wrong in their life, they blame Satan.

Simon1 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I have said since I was very young that Satan was mans excuse for being a horrible species

If religious people 100% believed their doctrines, would they have any fear of death?

Simon1 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

That's why they added the hell clause

What do people do that grosses you out? X(

Simon1 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

High fiving in public . Holding one nostril and blowing the contents out the other

What is the deal with the Church of Latter Day Saints?

Simon1 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Magic underwear and magic clothes that keep them demon's out !!!

Would you date a person with a speach impediment?

Simon1 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Women with lisps are sexy as hell !!!

"JUST STOP BULLYING YOU STUPID PUSSY LIBERAL SNOWFLAKES" they scream, foaming at the mouth, right ...

Simon1 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Persecuted Christians been at it for thousands of years ...summit to do with underdog syndrome

What it something that is oddly satisfying to you?

Simon1 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Someone sticking their finger in my belly button and wriggling it about

Marriage

Simon1 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Only for tax purposes

Would you rather be buried or cremated? Or is there a 3rd option?

Simon1 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Prepared as a 12 course meal and fed to my family and they only get told after they have finished every last morsel !!!

Can you judge a person by the company they keep?

Simon1 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Alcoholic s hang out n pubs , smackheads in toilets , crackheads in dens , prostitutes I'm brothels and weed heads in KFC see so yeah you can

Is the era of men "wooing" or "Pursuing" over?

Simon1 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

It's probably due to the fact that it's a numbers game and on the internet the numbers are far greater than your home town . Where as in real life you have less people and more time on the net you have more people and way less time to get to know them . ... Not a scientific study just an observation. Plus men are greedy and all these beautiful women in the world it's like being a kid in a candy store for some

Daily points

Simon1 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Seeing as the majority on here are American it's a bit quiet on here in the days

Praying does work!

Simon1 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

That a sex or oral joke ?

Here's a moment to share about the joys of moving through middle age.

Simon1 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I'm still confused over my ballsack hitting my knees !!!!!

I recently watched a documentary regarding (in this instance) American men choosing to marry ...

Simon1 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I saw a similar program about UK men and Thai women . I got the impression the blokes were just complete dicks and it wasn't the UK women that were the problem . Wouldn't consider it myself my winning personality should be enough of an incentive for a lady not money

I consider this discrimination.

Simon1 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

They don't like the competition. Besides if they have more soldiers not believing then they'd have fewer that would be willing to die

Do you talk to yourself?

Simon1 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Only sane conversation of the day

What are you reading currently? Recommend it?

Simon1 comments on Mar 26, 2018:

This post bit short for my liking

I am curious what some of you think.

Simon1 comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Did he ask how many kidneys you had and if they are in working order ?

How good of a consumer are you?

Simon1 comments on Mar 26, 2018:

I can barely afford to eat these days

Are Some Men Reluctant to Talk on the Phone?

Simon1 comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Men of a certain age remember the horror of phoning someone and not knowing if it will be the person you phoned answering or her parents !!!! It leaves a scar !!!!

Why do much older people seek romantic courtship with much younger people?

Simon1 comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Genetics men are programmed to look for the fittest and healthiest mates . You'd think after all this time we would have outgrown our basic instincts but hey men are slow learners

Smoking

Simon1 comments on Mar 26, 2018:

16 gave up been addicted to cigarettes and nicotine replacement things I was 25 packed them in 2 weeks ago . So two weeks nicotine free and I could kill at the momenc

Real Professional Massage - I have been having some stiffness in my neck lately and have considered ...

Simon1 comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Mate of mine went to 6 massage parlours in Cardiff once for the same thing not one of them did actual massages lol

Any wine lovers?

Simon1 comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Red wine gives me headaches . Beer and ale for me . Larger if I'm being a peasant

A fun question for everyone... what is the best way to break the ice here?

Simon1 comments on Mar 26, 2018:

It puts the lotion on its skin ....has mixed responses !!

Hi All! I am finally on a track to get my first ever tattoo.

Simon1 comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Make sure it has some sort of meaning for you or a story to go with it , apart. From that shop around until you are comfortable and happy with the tattooist

Anyone enjoy doing their own automotive\household\misc. repairs?

Simon1 comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I love to do all that but always end up with more parts as spare than can make the thing I'm fixing work .

What do you say?

Simon1 comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Rather shout " cover your mouth you dirty basatard !!!"

Do you have a dating pattern?

Simon1 comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Women that think I'm not their type ....

Good morning everyone.

Simon1 comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Have a look for Derren Brown videos on YouTube he did a brilliant programe with Richard Dawkins explaining it all

What is everyone's favorite parts of being in a new relationship?

Simon1 comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Get my flat cleaned

A joke for believers.

Simon1 comments on Mar 25, 2018:

This was posted a few weeks ago

Have you ever had a frenemy?

Simon1 comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Yes lots of people who called me friend turned out to to be

Have you ever had a frenemy?

Simon1 comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Yes lots of people who called me friend turned out to to be

Greatest Story Ever Told???

Simon1 comments on Mar 24, 2018:

The never ending story is way better it's got dragons in it !!!!

Does anyone wonder how people can fall for a cult?

Simon1 comments on Mar 23, 2018:

they get people when they are truly vulnerable after a family death , loss of a job ,end of a relationship or the favourite when they are trying to give up drugs or alcohol (see AA) . They are very good at manipulating people and you would be very surprised how intelligent some people are that do get convinced to join cults