Born and raised in Scotland (Dunfermline/Edinburgh) until my early-to-mid-teens, then in Northern Ireland, I was unimpressed with what was done in the name of , and inclined to take everything with a pinch two of salt. SInce then, I've lived in Germany, Durham, London, Watford and Medway, and am now in Hampshire. Divorced, self-employed, single father and owner of two dogs. More-or-less permanently worrying about something.