Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 23, 2022:

We used to joke, if you found out you only had 6 months to live, move to Amarillo, Texas. It will feel like a lifetme.

Born on April 23, 1928: Shirley Temple.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 23, 2022:

Could never watch her more than a few seconds. One of the worst child actors ever. She had two facial expressions, and that was it. I never understood her popularity. I call it the Taylor Swift Syndrome.

Why do people keeping trying to stop the Darwin Awards?

Sticks48 comments on Apr 23, 2022:

Seat belts, check...Bubble wrap, check...Masks, check...Oh my God! Where are their fucking helments?

I keep seeing that this day is called Earth day when it should really be called Wind day because ...

Sticks48 comments on Apr 22, 2022:

Spring in NM.

What other cartoon characters had hidden meanings?

Sticks48 comments on Apr 22, 2022:

The name Speedy Gonzalez is pretty much self-explanitory. 😎

This is the guy with the well tanned nut sack showing us how large his junk is.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 22, 2022:

He is a nut sack! He is also an asshole, a butt head, a dick, and a pussy! He is an anatomical shit bag!

am i strong enough?

Sticks48 comments on Apr 22, 2022:

I tried this. I lasted fifteen min. Someone else in the park called the police, now l need bail money. Any help would be appreciated.

I'm laughing so hard I cant breathe.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 22, 2022:

He can't tan something he doesn't have.

And just like that, Smudge the cat made me a flat earther.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 22, 2022:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Had the pleasure of seeing Three Dog Night twice, and the first time was at the Kalispell, MT, ...

Sticks48 comments on Apr 20, 2022:

Buses do break down. We did a show in Austin with Hoyt Axton. His bus broke down in El Paso. So the chartered a small plane for the band and guitars only. We had to extend our set another half an hour, and they used our amps and drums. It does happen. I would liked to have seen TDN. Lucky you.

Judge Kathryn Mizelle, who voided the travel mask mandate, is a Trump appointee : NPR

Sticks48 comments on Apr 20, 2022:

Another Trump cunt! They are everywhere!

Wow, you don't see that every day...

Sticks48 comments on Apr 20, 2022:

And they say customer sevice is dead.

It is Bicycle Day tomorrow.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 20, 2022:

Me too! In my younger days, 20s into my early 40s, l had some amazing experiences on acid. Great memories. Never a bad trip, and l did it many, many times.

I just saw that yesterday was Paul Revere day - in the US, he became famous from a poem in which he ...

Sticks48 comments on Apr 19, 2022:

His name was used in the poem because his name worked better than others who actually completed the job, from what l have read about the histiory of the poem. I saw PR and the Raiders in 1967 or 68 in Louisville, Ky. Big fun.

Neither have I.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 19, 2022:

The sex where she had a lot more money than me, and being a full time musician, that was pretty much most of them. 😁

The pattern is always the same……

Sticks48 comments on Apr 19, 2022:

The level of stupid in this country is unfathomable!

Born on April 19th: Actress Jayne Mansfield in 1933 in Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 19, 2022:

I saw the photos of the wreck that were not shown to the public when l worked at the Courier Journal/Louisville Times newspaper. They were quite gruesome as the top half of her head was decapitated. I have never been able to forget that photo. She was very intellegent, and created the dumb blonde image she had made a career of. Very sad.

So many fails...

Sticks48 comments on Apr 19, 2022:

What do you expect? You can't put a picture of a "dick" on there.

I don’t like to make a scene, but I seriously don’t know that I could’ve taken this nonsense ...

Sticks48 comments on Apr 19, 2022:

Someone should have broken out with Jimmy Buffet's "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw".

Harmony...

Sticks48 comments on Apr 19, 2022:

Not a fan of metal music!

It's science, y'all.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 18, 2022:

This explains all of his shitty ideas.

What a shitty way to go!

Sticks48 comments on Apr 18, 2022:

What a shit show!

Hey, hey, HEY!! My eyes are UP HERE!

Sticks48 comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Evidently it is cold where she is.

enter me lord

Sticks48 comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Not with the lights on!

I am w the cat on this 😂🦇 Nothing makes me happier at 0600 , wrapping up time , than walking ...

Sticks48 comments on Apr 18, 2022:

But such a wonderful ass! 😁

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!

Sticks48 comments on Apr 18, 2022:

If he comes to America, he will starve to death. Of course he will just come back again.

Some things make me feel older than others.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 18, 2022:

A very sad and alarming truth.

“ tell Judas hi “😂😂😂😂😂😂 [vm.tiktok.com]

Sticks48 comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Judas is responsible for this three day weekend, so say hi and thank you.

Subway attack shows once again why anti-police policies put us all at risk | The Hill SPOLIER ALERT!...

Sticks48 comments on Apr 17, 2022:

Well said, as usual. 🤗

I think my Cheshire Cat references were lost on ya' all, so for today's episode of "Being Mister".

Sticks48 comments on Apr 17, 2022:

Yes you do. 🙃

Good old easter bunny

Sticks48 comments on Apr 17, 2022:

I would like to look for her eggs! Yowza!

Two problems here

Sticks48 comments on Apr 15, 2022:

When wishing for some pussy, one must be specific. The Universe has a very dark sense of humor, in case you haven't noticed.

RNC unanimously votes to withdraw from Commission on Presidential Debates - CNNPolitics

Sticks48 comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Because they have no ldeas, not one. The Republicans turn it into a name calling shit show anyway. Spineless hypocrites.

Happy 63rd Birthday to actress/author Dame Emma Thompson, born on April 15, 1959 in London, England.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 15, 2022:

One very talented, smart, funny lady. A favorite for sure.

Well, come on...

Sticks48 comments on Apr 15, 2022:

I think the answer is 7, but l am not very good at math.

I saw Peter Gabriel's Secret World tour in Phoenix, Arizona, in 1993.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Lucky you. I have only seen the videos on Youtube. Awesome show.

Update: Lisa (Sassygirl) is currently in the Albany, New York medical center.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 14, 2022:

I had no idea she was ill. I wondered why l hadn't seen her in a long time. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Bush Jr.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 13, 2022:

There are no limits to right wing hypocrisy.

Admit it. You sang this if you are old enough to remember it.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 13, 2022:

I have played it behind other folks a few times, but sung it, never.

Great question, not?

Sticks48 comments on Apr 13, 2022:

"Amen" means "as it should be". It has nothing to do with God or religion. I use it myself on occasion.

God works in mysterious ways.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 13, 2022:

You can't fix stupid!

Fun times ahead. What are your least favorite rules to follow?

Sticks48 comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Laws are fine. We need laws. Laws are how we can function as a society. Granted, we do have some laws that we need to get rid of. Fuck the rules. The rules are about control and power. One of the main reasons l chose music as a career, far fewer rules.

Get in the car, losers. We have work to do.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Thanks, but l'm already stoned.

Life hacks worth knowing. [boredpanda.com]

Sticks48 comments on Apr 12, 2022:

As long as she has a job, who cares what it is.

Let's just say I had a ton of luck. What about you?

Sticks48 comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Now l'm just old and stupid, but have the wisdom to know l'm old and stupid. It feels a whole lot like young and stupid, but not near as much fun.

Where'd you go this year?

Sticks48 comments on Apr 11, 2022:

The road to nowhere. It is a very long fucking road. 🙃

At teatime today I’m posting my first big teenage crush and pin-up ….

Sticks48 comments on Apr 11, 2022:

We did a show with Ricky and the Stone Canyon Band in Denver a few months before he died. Very sad. Musicians should not fly. Too many musicians have died in plane crashes, how many have died in bus crashes? I can't think of any.

Gustave Buchet (Suisse 1888-1963) Sailing Ship (N/D)

Sticks48 comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Love this painting.

Saw these guys live in Calgary, Canada, many years ago along with Aerosmith.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Love this song. Terrific band.

Gotta be In the Year 2525 by Zager & Evans. I've hated it since the first time I heard it.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Anything by Taylor Swift!

Hey Everyone, I am now fewer than 1,000 points away from Level 8! Please forgive my shameless ...

Sticks48 comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Oops! Too late. Sorry. Congratulations. 🥂

[youtube.com] Lovers Will -Bonnie Raitt...so good.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 9, 2022:

I met her in a bar in Austin back in the 80s. She sat next to me and we talked for awhile. Nice lady, and an awesome talent!

I love this one by Freedonia, especially the guitar at the end. Gone So Long [youtu.be]

Sticks48 comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Reminiscent of the 70s.

Laptop and boombox for me.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Probably a nosey mother and a divorce lawyer. That would be my exper...guess. 😁

Important PSA reminder: Please dispose of christians responsibly.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 8, 2022:

If you drain the bullshit and hypocrisy out of them first, you could stuff more of them in there than you might think.

Born on April 7: Actor Russell Crowe, born in 1964 in Wellington, New Zealand.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 7, 2022:

I love James Garner.

Where do you fit in this? In Ag? In society? where ever? and why if you would care to elaborate.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Limited inclusion by choice. I likes it that way.

Refreshing, in one sense. At least it saves some time.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Trump is not the first time God has punished humanity.

No real theme here, but I thought you might like them.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Her shoes were definitely a bad decision!

Claude Monet (French 1840 - 1926) The River Epte 1885

Sticks48 comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Beautiful!

I've been away. Did I miss anything?

Sticks48 comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Nope. 😁

This is the follow up to my previous post: the 2 mystery film stars born on April 5 are: Bette ...

Sticks48 comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Love Tracy!

Well, that was kinda embarrassing.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 2, 2022:

I wish someone would show me where Black people have caused more destruction and death around the world as old White men, who have been doing it for FUCKING CENTURIES!

I’m really too late now for a teatime treat…as I’ve been out all day and only got home…but ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Love this song, love this guy!

New Audio Shows Florida Officer Threatened Black Man Before Choking Cop Who Intervened | HuffPost ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Floriduh, the gift that keeps on giving.

Yes Minister - Tips on How to Talk to the Press 😆 Yes Minister is a British political satire ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 30, 2022:

As l have said before, British humor is my favorite humor.

That's about right

Sticks48 comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Does the movie "Idiocracy" ring a bell for anyone?

As many of you are aware, I had Covid twice, I developed a worsening lung problem with several spots...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Alright, alright, alright! That is great news.

Now you need to keep cheese in your pocket to acquire a date.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 29, 2022:

As opposed to cutting the cheese.

Way too much attention and hype over the slap last night, it's not like a 6' 4 " was trying to hit a...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

John Wayne was an admitted white supremacist. He said so in a Playboy interview. Just like America, the Duke was hype over substance.

Does the Cognitive Science of Religion legitimize the validity of religious behavior as a positive ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I can see where a certain kind of spiritualism can help one through this crap called life, but not religion. Religion is about control and power. The three Abrahamic religions have been three of the most destructive forces in this planets history. FUCK RELGION!!!

Today the FL governor signed the "don't say gay" bill into law.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I don't believe this will make it through the courts, and he knows it, but the Florida Gov is trying to pull the base toward him for a Presidential run.

Decisions, decisions, decisions.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I have a feeling one followed the other.

As I get older I've begun to worry about when do you go from sex, drugs, rock and roll to bingo, ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

For me, NEVER! You can count on that.

Trump backers push election change that would make counting slower, costlier and less accurate - ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

It will be slower because they will be using their fingers and toes.

Sunday funday with animals

Sticks48 comments on Mar 27, 2022:

Of course they aren't Bobcats, they are Robertcats! Everyone knows this! GEEZ!!!

I will miss Madaline Albright- she was fierce & inteligeient

Sticks48 comments on Mar 27, 2022:

I had so much respect and admiration for her. :(

Might wake up early and go running tomorrow.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 26, 2022:

I have much, much better odds of winning the lottery.

Good morning….

Sticks48 comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Have a wonderful time. 🤗

Sad really...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 26, 2022:

For humans, sometimes it just feels that way!

Trump sues Hillary Clinton, others over 2016 election he won - The Washington Post

Sticks48 comments on Mar 25, 2022:

And again, his legal fees keep mounting. 🤣

As my son Neil will be flying in from England shortly, on a weekend visit - I’m going to post ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Have a great visit. 🤗

Who can tell me the movie?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 25, 2022:

MIB

I am pretty chill about most things, but if you bring the cleaner Fabuloso into my house you are ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 24, 2022:

People who think "Friends" or "How I Met Your Mother" are funny.

Thanks everyone for your concern.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 24, 2022:

Ain't life a gas!

Tonight for my goodnight post I have to thank @Sticks48 who first posted something from this band ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 23, 2022:

Thank you. 🤗

Remainder will cause division because they don't get it.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 23, 2022:

I HATE math, and always have. I never find math funny! 😁

Mine is Fuckelle Fuckia! Lol!!!!

Sticks48 comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Fucky Fucknald

Texas appeals court temporarily blocks investigations of families with trans kids

Sticks48 comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Our nut job Governor on wheels needs to go! Vote for Beto fellow Texans.

Do you pray? Do you yearn for spirit-based community?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Fuck no!!!! Thanks for asking though. :)

Scary late afternoon and evening on Monday here in the Dallas area.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 22, 2022:

What a fun band. We did a show with Freddie in Red River NM, and l met Doug in a music store in Austin. Nice folks.

Make checks payable to me.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 22, 2022:

If you buy into the one, why not the other?

What was mankinds greatest achievement?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Indoor plumbing is the greatest invention! The donut would be second. :)

OK Guys, stand back and be thankful it wasn't you

Sticks48 comments on Mar 20, 2022:

I don't lie. This is probably why I am alone.

[vm.tiktok.com] I am dead inside

Sticks48 comments on Mar 20, 2022:

The really stupid can be quite funny and quite scary at the same time.

McCafe is getting way too frisky.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 20, 2022:

They have the "McFur Burger" back on the menu. Sweet!

What was inside Pandora's box? A can of worms.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Power, lots of power! Also, a lot of fun. 😁

Great question!

Sticks48 comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Brilliant!

Heartbreaking: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Won't Let Us Rip Up Children, Like We Do All The Time ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Woo Pig Sooie!!!

Advertising often makes us forget this important point.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Exactly, unless maybe you are living in a cardboard box under an overpass. 😁