Naughty Jesus

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I guess the 'hand' of God is not sufficient any longer.

Greatest invention of all times?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

The donut!

41% of men surveyed experienced sadness or irritability after sex

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I don't recall ever feeling that way after sex. Right now l am having trouble recalling sex.

When will we see an Atheist US president?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I am sure we have already had more than one. They just couldn't admit it.

What do you miss from your childhood?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Not worrying about the ills and problems of the world. Being pretty much carefree was so nice.

Newest pencil drawing in the flower study I'm working on currently.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Beautlful!

Who scared you the most?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Most of the people in Alabama. Still do!

There once was a woman that lived in a shoe.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

And had enough money leftover to vacation at Sandals.

Free Tibet! (with purchase of 2nd Tibet of equal or lesser value)

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Of course it's free, who would pay for that place. Even Haiti and Ethiopia are more valuable than Tibet.

What is an absolute Deal Breaker when considering a person for a relationship?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Voting Republican Needy Jealous Doesn't like animals Goes to church No sense of humor Getting sloppy drunk Treating wait staff poorly There might be more, but for now that will do.

The world united against the evil of Apartheid in South Africa but it turns a blind eye to the same ...

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I can't stand that evil, hypocritical motherfucker!The day he dies the IQ of Isreal will jump up several points.

Don’t beat yourself up.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Exactly! Go kick someone else's ass. ?

The most precious gift. ❤

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I can definitely afford both of those. No credit card required.

Damn. I'm still awake! ( As usual) anybody see this?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Normal for me.

I'm sorry... I'm feeling hormonal and blue today... i could use some good feels... thank you ❤

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I am sorry you are feeling down. I know you are going through a difficult time. You have always been nice to me on this site, and l wish there was something l could do or say to make you fell better. It will pass. Have some of these. ????

Mmmm, love a good smelling guy.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Don't like perfumes, cologne, oils, or other scented products. Soap and water and deodorant. That is all that is required. I have been totally turned off by some really attractive lady's perfumes.

Okay, which one of you weirdos made this product necessary?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Siamese twins?

Charcoal and graphite drawing I did of Katherine Heigl back in 2001.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Unbelievably good!

I don't seem to be getting notifications for people I follow.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Same here.

What will they think of next?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I have a feeling with you, that would be redundent.

I signed up for the mailing list for one of the local haunted houses so that when they start ...

Sticks48 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Yes. Years ago my brother and l did all the makeup for an old Victorian haunted house in Austin.

Please advise ?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Obviously, he could give a shit.

What makes you choose the poitics you support?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Conservatives do not have the ability to govern. You can only govern for tomorrow and the future. Conservatives always look to and live in the past.

The unromantic truth

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

That's a stone cold fox.

Conversation at work: 'Do you watch The Bachelorette'? Me: 'On purpose? No.'

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Only if l thought it might get me laid.

sits back and waits for the double entendres

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Open the castle gate. I am delivering the royal scepter.

I always talk about my sister here in this group, we are both baby boomers.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

We have been playing music together for 45 years.l'm on the right.

On Halloween would you stay the night here by yourself or with a friend?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Sure, as long as the plumbing works.

Banana's are easy targets.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

But they do have a certain appeal for some folks.

I have been a bit depressed lately, starting to face reality.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

I turned 70 in April, and to be honest, l have struggled with it. I keep thinking l will adjust, but so far l haven't.

I love straightforward people. ?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Unessassary drama will make me turn and walk away, with no going back.

Did you ever feel really down for no particular reason?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Yes. Sometimes l can reason myself out of it, but not always.

I don't know who said it, but I came across a quote I really like: "When you're looking at the world...

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Being a born cynic, l have never done that, but l have certainly known those people.

What is good for your soul?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

SEX AND MUSIC!

Love is many things....

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

What a crappy post.

This weekend will be my 45th high school reunion.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

I have only been to the 20th, and have never been to another one. It only reminded me why l didn't stay in touch with any of those people.

O.K. Ladies is this true for most of you???

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

I quit wearing them in high school., but it was more about the ridicule than the comfort.

As some of you know, one of my passions is costuming.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Of corset is one of your favorite things. I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.

Has anyone ever had a ticket like this? (This is not mine, btw)

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

That really blows!

It is interesting, how woman's blue jeans used to look new when you purchased them new, and now when...

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Can't wait.

Not sure how I can resist ;-) however this is the reason I won't be going on any other dating site.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

The definitive definition of potty mouth.

Work in progress. Untitled oil.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Very nice. I love your style and your palette.

Well it’s 11:46 pm and the witching hour quickly approaches.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

I like a girl who knows how to have a good time.

" Weed Smokers" ???

Sticks48 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Seems like a reasonable request. It also has a nice ring to it.

@flippantllama apparently this will teach me how to properly love you.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I have feeling flippant's llama is pretty easy to llove.

Do you like hosiery? If so, what kinds? Where do you like to shop?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Stockings/garter belt

Always love doing this, still do.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I've pretty much always been up the creek, not in the creek.

This was my constant companion for several years in the early 60's. How did you get your tunes?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

That and a crystal radio before that. Sometimes simplicity is ok.

Still wandering around Europe enjoying myself.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Nice to hear from you again. Thank you for sharing this photo. It looks beautiful there.

Where you should be?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

When l got out of the Army, l persue a career in advertising. At 23 l was the advertising director for Woolco department stores in Austin and San Antonio. I worked in radio, outdoor, newspaper, and an agency. Sales was where the money was, but l was never comfortable with sales. My brother started writing and playing music when l was 24 and l had picked the drums back up. About a year later we started getting alot of gigs, and we started playing full time, spending most of the next 20 years on the road. This was what l was meant to do. The money wasn't always good, but the tradeoff was more than worth it. The best decision l ever made.

Unfriending - the early years LOL

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I miss those days.

Once in a lifetime.?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I remember that day. It was the guy at the draft board.

I wake up horny nearly every morning.... anyone else? This is normal, right?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Normal yes, frustrating yes, end in sight no.

I'm not that type of girl.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I see a trunk in the trunk situation developing here.

Do they really get smaller ?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Oh shit! Mine are completely gone!..... Oh yeah, l remember. My ex got them in the divorce settlement.

Which do you prefer? Ejaculate inside or somewhere on the body? Tits, small of back what else.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Just somewhere in the same room. ?

Tell me something wonderful about yourself.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

?.........l have nothing.

[youtu.be] so funny

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

?

Good morning ☀️☀️☀️ My answer...yes yes and yes!!

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Yes

Good morning!

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Who wouldn't go ape over that?

What inspires you to follow a member's posts on Agnostic.com?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I follow the ones l feel l would like to meet in person. It is just a feeling l get after awhile.

Are they waiting for an attack?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I work in a 4 piece band. 3 nonbelievers, 1 believer. Not a problem.

Did your mom let you? Mine did and I still do it.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Sure. Occasionally l still get to do that

Decoupaging my plates for Halloween.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Those look great.

It's all shit...

Sticks48 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Wonderful!

As a non theist, what are your top 3 political issues you would like to see addressed in the ...

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Healthcare Infrastructure Environment Affordable Education I know that is one too many, but they are all of equal importance.

Hi all, I have to say I felt immediate relief the moment I logged into this site.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Welcome to this different kind of place.

Truth and such.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I can totally relate to that, and l commend you for that.

A rough sketch I did just for practice.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Very, very nice.

This was so true when I was growing up.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

You had to finish while being reminded of those starving children in China. It never dawned on them to send the food we didn't want to China.

I do this amazing impression of a guy in his late 50's who's not living up to his full potential.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

The more you do this the better you will get. Keep it up and you can easily do this into your 70's.

As part of my effort to create a tight-nit inner circle loyal only to me so that I may rule this ...

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

??????

Don't mess with my volume control. [youtu.be]

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I think this guy may successfully hold on to his virginity throughout the rest of his life.

I just noticed I have I think all the dating apps and now wondering for what?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Just here.

Namaste....

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Isn't that what it's all about in any kind of relationship?

Yin Yang ❤ Two forces in the universe, according to a Chinese theory: yin is the passive, ...

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Latley l have been up to my ass in yin.

Not gonna lie. Spit my coffee when this scrolled up.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Whip it, whip it good!... Devo.

It's already 2 months when my mom passed away I'm just looking for medicines and chemical like ...

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I definitely understand why you feel this way. It will pass, not as soon as you would like, but it will pass. Try to spend time with other people. It will help to take your mind somewhere else, even if it is temporary it will give your mind a break, and your mind does need to take breaks from the pain and anger. If you don't do this, it will snowball as it apparently has. Seek a grief counselor. They can be a great help. I am so, so sorry you are having to go through this, but you can do this. Think how the people who love you will feel if you check out. They will feel the way you feel now. ?

Among other things, I suppose...

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Sad and funny at the same time.

How do you think you speak on a daily basis?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Pretty balanced. I have read that ambidextrous people bounce back and forth between the left and right hemispheres of the brain. Which made sense to me looking at the behavioral patterns throughout my life.

Left-handed?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

They left out those of us born ambidextrous.

What activity is the single biggest source of happiness in your life ?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

At this time playing music is about it.

I approve of this bear.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

?

I may not be the funniest guy or most attractive guy or the smartest guy or the richest guy.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

You're going nowhere like me. Maybe l will see you there.

As I'm sitting here eating lunch I think how funny.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Given the color of your tounge, it is easy to spot the change in your outlook.

As I'm sitting here eating lunch I think how funny.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Given the color of your tounge, it is easy to spot the change in your outlook.

I accidentally dialed 911.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

CYA buddy. I like it.

Do you ever want to cuddle with your boyfriend or girlfriend then realize you do not have one? ?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Alot lately.

Help us out guys. How do you like it? [youtu.be]

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Nice and easy-cupping

He may lick you to death LOL

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

How could you not love that?

Still friends with church people?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

No one l went to church with, l quit going when l was 14. I live in a small town and do have friends who go to church. It is not a problem.

Learning some culture today. [youtu.be]

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I fuck'n love culture! Thanks Stacey.

South Africa does not fall into the conventional model of a colony established by an imperial power.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Thank you very much for that. It is not dissimilar from the U.S.

Who keeps things trimmed up. Manscaping/ shaving, waxing.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Braids

I’m debating on a new career path.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Combine the two and become a 'get your thumb out of your ass' model.

When you first saw The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, which did you want to see emerge victorious?

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Years ago we played at a bonfire for the Univ of Texas/TexAM football game. The UT marching band was in front of the stage facing us. We did one of our original songs in which we put the theme song The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly in the middle of our song. As soon as we got to that part, the UT band started playing it with us. It was awesome. Loved those movies. I pulled for Clint, but thought Eli Wallach deserved an Academy Award nomination for his roll.

My doctor said I'm healthy enough for sexual activity. I'm just not attractive enough.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

That is really funny. ?

Read slowly or you might get in trouble....

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

What about us corn flakes?

Emma in the Bathroom (Another archive item.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Well just like the first one you posted, this is very well done and quite stimulating, You should do audio versions. ?

I've been thinking more about the angry and dehumanizing tone that a tiny minority of our members ...

Sticks48 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

There is no intelligent reason for supporting his Orangeness. He is a horrible President, and a worse human being. He is racist, cowardly, without morals, empathy, or intelligence. Anyone supporting this pile of human excrement is deserving of all the shit that comes their way. Is that better? ☺