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I made this shirt! And about 10 others! I wear them all the time!
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My new motto!
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My new place in the country in Lakeland! I love it!
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Update: been living in Lakeland for several months and I love it here. Waking up here on the weekends is wonderful. Cup of coffee on the back patio while watching cattle graze, roosters crowing, sand hill cranes flying overhead - I don't play the lotto anymore. I won.

I try to see the best in people. I have faith in humanity, and it has been somewhat restored by having a statesman in the White House. Boo trump.

I love life, even tho it often kicks my butt. I've always tried to take time to smell the roses! And lately, the roses are definitely in bloom. My life is amazing.

I'm a pretty creative person. I like to take old things and make them look new again. I made the tie-dye shirt that I'm wearing! Making more shirts soon too!

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Flies are attracted to shit and it found it tonight.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Oct 7, 2020:
You beat me to it! Kuddos! I agree! How apripo! Douche bag! Puppet! Racist! Idiot! Lets go back to 2016 and see what this mama's boy said about his boss!
Have you tried...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 17, 2020:
That! Oh damn, do I feel better!
Yah don’t do that
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 24, 2019:
Ain't it the truth? Can't wait for that to happen again, and it scares the shit out of me at the same time! Just getting some me time! Starting to like it! Very calm all the time!
Self-evaluation can be comforting .... [agnostic.com]
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 14, 2020:
New White House delivery truck! Except for the qualtiy service!
Y'all know sexy when you hear sexy?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Nov 2, 2020:
Reminds me of when I lived in Hot-lanta in 1985. There was a plumbing company somewhere along 285 called Jawja Plumbing!
New pie chart for some of us
Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 25, 2020:
That's right! I don't just wake up pissed off! Some idiot has to do some stupid shit first!
Party time
Stilltrying1964 comments on Oct 7, 2020:
Equally hard core partying: waking up on the bathroom floor right next to the toilet!
The comb down..
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:
He totally stole that idea from Chuck Todd!
You're in trouble now!!!
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 27, 2020:
Very funny!
Double take it
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:
Cool shades, leg tat - sorry, dude, nothing will make that scooter cool!
Can you logically be both a White Supremacist and a Christian?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 10, 2019:
Can you? Yes. Can you logically, no. The two concepts are mutually exclusive. Thus, a lot of ignorance goes into combining them. Xtians are commanded to be accepting of all peoples, but racist xtians only like whites, and we have a conflict. 😲😵😱 They think "...go make disciples of all men..." just means white men.
What specifically happened that made you turn into an atheist/ nonbeliever?
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 1, 2019:
Well, a lot of bad stuff has happened to me. I used to pray for good things and happiness and NOT ONE prayer was ever answered. When my girlfriend committed suicide no god came down to comfort me, and neither did my asshole family full of believers. There's no god, angels, devil, demons, etc. There is this planet circling that sun and our asses are just along for the ride.
Five funnies!
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 26, 2020:
Earth used to have a ring, I guess we fell out of god's favor!
Well, I never knew that!
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 18, 2019:
"Dudes, I'm sooo wasted!" (Flipper says in his best Spicoli voice)
A little intermission for the ladies
Stilltrying1964 comments on Nov 19, 2020:
An NFL linebacker on vacay offroading! (...banjo's pickin', 'cept he'll be doin' the hard part!)
What they’re really saying
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
Bird's got rhymes!
Listen up ladies, this is how you do it. according to Marvel.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Nov 20, 2020:
So I wanna know who the woman is that keeps biting me when I'm asleep!
Don't forget if you don't sin Jesus died for nothing.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 19, 2020:
I remember when I used to go to church and they would say, " for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of god." I would sit there and think to myself, I'm not a sinner! I don't lie cheat and steal! I don't beat anybody up! I also have never seen anything supernatural, or felt the presence of god, jebus, or the holy spirit, and therefore I am agnostic!
. . .
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 31, 2020:
She shouldn't complain, the teacher before her had a bicycle wheel thrown at her!
Imagine that...
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 21, 2020:
15 will getcha 20!
What a problem to have.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 14, 2020:
Shouldn't have had that hammer head transplanted on your junk after the girl blowing you while you were driving bit it off when the air bag deployed! 🔨
Angry Christian Mom Condemns Match.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jan 9, 2021:
Oh shit that was very funny! I'm Rotflmfao!
Too personal?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 20, 2019:
I'm gonna guess this was a smokin' booty hole! All those wrinkles!
Shit happens...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 14, 2020:
Is that Jesus' dog? Wtf?
Today's 🧀🧀🧀🧀
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
...ahnd ve poot zum ohn a cwacker ahnd zelebrated!
To fellow scientists: How do you deal with people in social settings that speak with authority ...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:
Stick to your guns and hope for the best. I believe in humanity but individuals' ignorance is sometimes staggering.
Letter from the front line
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 21, 2020:
This was pretty entertaining until that dumbass Kid Rock was mentioned!
It hurts so good!
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 18, 2019:
A double purple nirple! Hurt so bad his arms fell off!
Actually, minus 0 stars...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 14, 2020:
You can say what you want - it hasn't been boring! Keeping us all on the edge of our seats!
Oops!!! I forgot to stash it!
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 27, 2020:
New varieties: Skunk Dave, Cindy's Bush Cush! Good existing: Granddaddy is Purple!
It could happen...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 28, 2020:
And that bitch Alexa recorded the whole thing!
Could be a little nicer.
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 17, 2020:
Bad cop, bad cop! Probably didn't offer a cold water either!
Any takers?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2019:
Worn twice? Well then forget it! I'm sure it's stretched out!
So what's up with that?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 28, 2020:
Dogs: get covid to jump from humans to cats!
How true....
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 21, 2020:
I'd rather learn to fish!
must admit there's a certain element of truth here
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 21, 2020:
Very funny! I agree! I used to think that shit was everywhere!
YearQuil...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 31, 2020:
Wake me up, as trumpy go goes..
Social distancing.
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 20, 2020:
Oh, they're in canada, eh?
Did you believe in ghosts ?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 23, 2019:
No, because I've never seen one in person! I believe in extraterrestrials because I've seen them drive by twice! You know, 1st hand eyewitness, evidence type thing! Havent seen a ghost or an angel or a demon or felt Jesus help me when my girlfriend committed suicide! So, no! 👽
I needed a new phone anyhow.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 14, 2020:
Want me to call it?
And crammed us in like sardines, to boot.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 18, 2020:
Oh my! Sucks to be them!
Someone in advertising did not think this through
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 31, 2020:
I don't know, she's got a mouth full o' teeth - hope she didn't bite him!
Double dog dare.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 21, 2020:
Monty Python comes to mind!
New dress code?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 14, 2020:
In Union Park, they don't wear shoes!
Poor Kitty
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 14, 2020:
I'll take some!
It's easy to lose track.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 28, 2020:
Guess I need a new clock! Again!
What Would You Tell Your 18-Year-Old Self?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Oct 29, 2018:
Go to college right now so you're not 10 years older than everybody else. Have more self-esteem and self-confidence. You are better looking than you think you are. You're a talented musician and singer and you should pursue music.
To be fair, he asked.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 4, 2020:
Love Sarah Silverman! She has nice boobies!
Fox news covering the crucifixion
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 31, 2020:
Those motherfuckers (then and now) wouldn't know a good man (or woman) if they fell out of the sky, landed on their face, and wiggled!
The more I date the more I am disappointed.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Hey, take it from a guy named Still Trying, I get it! Every single word! Totally agree! I wasted A LOT of time on people that should never have been invited into my life! But I gotta jump right back on that metaphorical horse! Can't give up on love!
The comment cracked me up.
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 23, 2020:
Or putting peanuts in coke! WTF is that? Oreos, chocolate syrup or cereal. Nothing else. Lol
Old people problems.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 14, 2020:
Eh?
Oops wrong person
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2019:
Gunshots and screaming!
7 Steps to Grooming Your Young Christian Wife | Biblical Gender Roles
Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 4, 2020:
Spanking done only on request! None of that xtian macho shit! Better learn to play a guitar!
Jupiter and his b!tches
Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 25, 2020:
I played the role of Jupiter once! Ok, maybe twice!
advice for the unwary ...[agnostic.com]
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 26, 2020:
And don't tell an employee they no longer have a job at a movie!
Hmmm........
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
Hmm! Should I buy this or a fleshlight! Decisions decisions!
That looks kinda like...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:
Hi! Yeah, I'll take two of your penis-in-a-blanket's, please!
Something tells me we've all felt this way at one time or another .... [agnostic.com]
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 14, 2020:
The angry blonde!
A racy posting, for a change ...[agnostic.com]
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 14, 2020:
Buh dum - cymbal!
Put a good light on it
Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 17, 2019:
Is it?
Sounds about right.
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 17, 2020:
No? Ok then, how about (flips to next page) "Crack, kids will finish their chores in no time!"
And that's why I don't.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Legs: what the hell are y'all complaining about? (Southern legs)
And you know that this is true more often than not, at least for me.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 22, 2020:
Been there, done that!
WTF is happening?!?
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 17, 2020:
So that's what dogs dream about - van Gogh's!
Winter is coming
Stilltrying1964 comments on Nov 19, 2020:
George Castanza comes to mind!
One for wankers & masochists. LMAO. I couldn't resist stealing this from fbuk.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 4, 2020:
How 'bout some dinner first?
I will never understand why so many women are religious?!?!
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2019:
Makes me long for the JW's visits! I used to love talking to those people! I must be on the no-fly list now!
I passionately believe that religious organizations that encourage any sort of political preference ...
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 22, 2019:
A-fuckin'-men!
Physical fitness, or unfitness? [agnostic.com]
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2020:
Yoga position - smell my nuts! Vodka position - the Dick Van Dyke!
Any flat-earthers out there?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
No, your small breasts make you look flat! But I'm here for the Atlantic Ocean anyway!
Right?????
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:
So, after Cain slew Abel, did he fuck his mother Eve or did Adam and Eve have a daughter first? Either way, eeewwwww!
She's doing magic!
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 23, 2020:
Smores, anyone?
You have been warned
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:
Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon! It's hard to believe there are people that like it more than me! 🐷
Any one agree or disagree?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 31, 2020:
I'm still wondering around in a forest looking for a blue eyed brunette in a fancy dress! I know she's out here somewhere! Some old bitch just offered me an apple! I fucked her! What I really need is a bottle! Where's that singing coming from?
How to park your cat.
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 23, 2020:
Not pictured: the crazy cat lady who feeds them everyday!
Just terrible!
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
Not a morning person, coffee and tranquility till 10am!
Really, Disney?!?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Ok! Off to the shower! 😜
Ajwain Knee-Valley
Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 30, 2020:
'Jauna Heartache Kilimanjaro
Sounds bad.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 12, 2020:
Sword fight comes to mind! No pun...
Not really a meme, but... What colour are these balls?? [l.facebook.com]
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 29, 2019:
If you zoom in as close as possible you can see they are all the same color, like a silvery color. However, the color lines in front of the balls are the same as the color your eyes perceive. Optical illusion or power of suggestion or just the eye's ability to discern different colors based on proximity. Like the earth appears blue from space but there are infinite colors at the surface.
Who was Jesus ?
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 22, 2019:
Sure Jesus existed! There were "news reporters" of the day who were literate and recorded the events of the day, just like now. That's how we know all of the other events that took place two thousand years ago ( you know like Caesar, Cleopatra and Anthony, they were real too). I remember a statement made during the days when I went to church; it said something like Jesus was either the son of god or a lunatic. Now I tend to think he was a lunatic, a nice guy, well-intentioned, but a lunatic nonetheless! I tell people now if Jesus comes down here, stands in front of me, lets me put my finger in the hole in his hand like doubting Thomas was supposedly allowed to do, then we can talk about my belief being restored! I'm not waiting for the trumpets to come from the sky heralding his return!
Yeah, this is getting really annoying...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Oct 4, 2020:
Hey, some one ball dude may be able to use that!
Where did everyone go?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 18, 2020:
Is he wearing a purple skirt?
Disappointment.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
Now pick your little brother up off the floor and let's go find your mother in the woods!
Really, Disney?!?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
The Peter Pan figurine has green tights that open to reveal a short fat cock!
I'm going to lay it all on Mrs Cambel, for giving us summer homework.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 31, 2020:
War and Peace! Started day 1, finished, never!
I fear things... Here are AI Memes. 1st one is a bit unsettling. 2nd tells me not to worry.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 30, 2020:
Keep a spray bottle of water handy! Or a SuperSquirter!
Don’t hit it too hard
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 27, 2019:
Its catching! My ex was a cold ass too!
An earthquake hit Park Place and destroyed your hotels!!
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 18, 2020:
Trump's living room at the end of a friendly game of Monopoly!
Have you ever loved someone struggling with addiction?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Oct 15, 2018:
I was in love with someone who ended up being an oxycontin addict. She stole all my jewelry. My class ring from UCF, the first piece of gold I ever had that my mother gave me that had a Blue Star Sapphire in it, a gold two tone necklace that my daughter used to chew on when she was teething, bracelets necklaces. All for some oxycontin. I hope karma really kicks her in the ass.
The hurricane and storm memes almost write themselves
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 31, 2020:
God, please protect us from Laura, or your son gets it!
Yep. Too much to go into.
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 23, 2020:
No. 1 problem: jerkoff in white house. 2. Covid. 3. Economy. 4. Jerkoff still in white house.
Public announcement
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 27, 2019:
And hurry! I think they're comin' now!
It's Science.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
Fascinating! Watch how the cat-head shaped object is pulled by gravity into the middle, singularity! The beauty of nature!
January 2020: US kills Iranian general; fears of World War 3 increase.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 18, 2020:
I'm agnostic, but if I DID pray, that's what would happen!
True story
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
...and gimme a cup of coffee, and turn over!
Turn about is fair play, not?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Oct 5, 2020:
Absolutely brilliant!
Ain’t Too Proud To Brag
Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 18, 2020:
The only people I've been avoiding is my family.
Grandma's a savage!
Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Love the buns up bending over!

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My new motto!
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My new place in the country in Lakeland! I love it!
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This is the suit I wore to my interview that changed my life! I got the job and it doubles my salary!
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My new office! Love my job! Can't believe how awesome my life is now!
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Sunrise on the way to work! Nature is beautiful!
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My new bathtub! It's great to be me!
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