Difficult math ....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

This is where Trump learned math! He's dropping a deuce and thinks, "One person at the inauguration = 100 people!"

Ok so not really a meme.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Crotchless with a bulls eye for beginners! It goes here!

Dog is worse than kids.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Can a canine get a table dance?

The real Bambi.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Adorable!

This does explain a lot...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

How about if David Duke fucked Trump in the ass? Then he would!

Not the right answer.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Then I guess " I'd walk on my hands and knees through 10 miles of dogshit to smell her panties go by on a garbage truck!" is also wrong?

So much truth.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

That I need to be better to myself. That I should remain single until a woman who can keep up with me comes along and stop settling.

Can you logically be both a White Supremacist and a Christian?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Can you? Yes. Can you logically, no. The two concepts are mutually exclusive. Thus, a lot of ignorance goes into combining them. Xtians are commanded to be accepting of all peoples, but racist xtians only like whites, and we have a conflict. 😲😵😱 They think "...go make disciples of all men..." just means white men.

School Prayer Zone

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

I think that sign is in front of the Catholic church school nearby!

Bastard.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Next up - plucking wings off bugs!

That is the actual number.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

A number of white supremacist racist fucks support the president. You're right, it means nothing. On second thought, it means we MUST vote this douche out of the Oval Office, coz he supports them too and he thinks they are very fine people! I wonder if prezzy don has a secret collection of swastikas?

According to god....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Look, it's the rare silver-crested spinelessfuck!

Bacon is tasty

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

That's why you don't name farm animals!

Good advice

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Hansel in the blue containers, and Gretel in the new pink containers!

Keep it dark

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Me: after girlfriend's suicide.

How durable is that friendship? [kotaku.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Let me know how it goes!

Set the drink right on top.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 1, 2019:

I used 8" floppies in the 80's! I stopped trying to keep up after the 486 was replaced by the Pentium. Too specialized! I just want it to work when I turn it on!

It's Science.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 1, 2019:

Fascinating! Watch how the cat-head shaped object is pulled by gravity into the middle, singularity! The beauty of nature!

Just terrible!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 1, 2019:

Not a morning person, coffee and tranquility till 10am!

I would not have thanked the lord.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Hey, maybe he already knows!

Hammer cookies

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Way to pound out those cookies, Martha! Say "aaaah!"

This really turns on a woman if you do this.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Then I thrust one pair into the drawer, and then I thrust another, and I thrust again and again until the drawer was full of socks! Then I had a cigarette!

A true gentleman

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Trying to think of something clever about sitting on my face later, but I got nothing!

Help me out Tom... don't know what to do.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

No guys, ya go over there and strike up a friendship with the guy already sitting there! You can save each others place for bathroom breaks and beer runs!

Memeology 101

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Donit be da troot mon?

Visiting hours are over

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Totally! 👜👓👠

No more indica for me please

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Yeah, especially the fries part!

I'm a Chevy man.... so

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Oh no, I'm not falling for that again!

How's this for offensive? Jackass

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Man, I have so done that!

Because "god is good" right?...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Hey, I hear a bunch of xtians all over the place tell me he loves me? Right, Mr. Carlin?

That'll make 'em seem cool.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Yes my good man, I can also offer you some crack! May I pet your dog?

He's not wrong.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

I need a frickin woman!

I don't see anything.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Where's the rotate button on this damn thing?

Present for mommy?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

If a picture is worth a thousand words than this image is worth a million! My attention keeps going from the frame to the picture to the frame to the picture! Both are equally interesting! The dog creature fighting the robitron in the picture or the mouth on Poo, and bee syrup! Too funny!

Imagine being the one who reported the incident and reading this.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Page 6, Mayberry Times!

Ahhh the latest trend on Twitter.... TrumpIsaRat...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Trump's not a rat! He's a cancerous tumor on the rat's ass!

Where'd he get that stuff on his finger?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Reminds me of the shower scene in Lets Go To Prison, with Dax Shepherd!

I bet Dad's were worse.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Say whatcha want about men's farts - women's are worse - I call'em pHarts, because you ladies got some kinda different chemistry that makes them burn nose hairs!

I be even older than that.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Love the group, love the song, love some wine, make me feel so fine!

Made me laugh.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Bed?

We, as a country, need many more women and men who, in their careers in both public service and in ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Speaking from personal experience, doing the right thing brings little reward. Looking back, if I'd zigged when I zagged, things would be so different. But I have followed my conscience and my heart and i go to sleep quickly at night. I ain't hiding from nobody, nobody's hiding from me! That's the way it's supposed to be! What needs to happen is good people need to rise up against those they know not to be good. Doing the right thing needs to bring more positive attention and financial reward, or else we'll be overrun with a bunch of little Trump's!

Guess that wasn’t it

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Brilliant observation! Now what? We need a way to verify what we're seeing online is real! Daunting task!

Poor little fella

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

"And the three pigs lived in their new brick house and the wolf left town! Ok, just a little anal probin' and it's off to sleep!"

Ba ba white sheep have you any brains

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Couple things! First, notice the shepherd ain't moving! Second, are the ones that are rising the pure ones that haven't been defiled yet?

Public announcement

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

And hurry! I think they're comin' now!

Don’t hit it too hard

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Its catching! My ex was a cold ass too!

Yah don’t do that

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

Ain't it the truth? Can't wait for that to happen again, and it scares the shit out of me at the same time! Just getting some me time! Starting to like it! Very calm all the time!

Perfect, right on target

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

I ran over a deer once, looked like his great grandfather! Same bugeyes! Thing completely screwed up the left front and side! Had to replace the hood, grill, valance, fender, and repair left door where the karate buck kung fu kicked it! Have to get me some of those whistles!

Of course they wouldn't do that.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Ok, let's get started! My glacknar has starlag!

It happens.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

And by then your legs have gone numb!

Well, well, well.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

One time at band camp...

Did you believe in ghosts ?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

No, because I've never seen one in person! I believe in extraterrestrials because I've seen them drive by twice! You know, 1st hand eyewitness, evidence type thing! Havent seen a ghost or an angel or a demon or felt Jesus help me when my girlfriend committed suicide! So, no! 👽

It be like that.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Leg cramps! No way!

Pop pop pop.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

And in Washington, apple pies are hanging everywhere!

This made me giggle way too meowch

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Ok, now help me, which episode was this from? The one where the floating bikes were zipping thru the trees, but Kitty kills them all!

Yeah, I am so going 😁

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

You obviously exited thru the David Bowie gift shop!

Too personal?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

I'm gonna guess this was a smokin' booty hole! All those wrinkles!

"Because these are a few of my favorite things..." Julie Andrews

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

"But these uninformed religious douchebags told me that it'll give my kid autism! And they know what they're talking about because they know about dinosaurs! They're real smart!" (Sarcasm - you know who you are!)

Christian Dinosaur chart...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

And there is a poster next to that one with dinosaurs and cavemen together!

I'll bet that was tough delivery!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Isn't the vagina a most fascinatingly flexible thing? Hats off to you, ladies!

I want that job!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Hey, there's 10 docks and 11 trucks! I'm waiting.....

...took me a minute...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Don't make me go all medieval on your ass!

Viva la interwebs.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

New laws regarding polluting the earth and poisoning food! Class action anyone?

Stressed out.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Bring it, Garfield!

Maybe a few more

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Note to self: tomorrow we try 28 cookies!

Penguins and polar bears stayed home

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

*knock knock* C'mon, seriously? These xtians believe in immaculate conception! Is this really much of a stretch?

How many licks does it take?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

✔ another of life's great mysteries solved!

A silly meme to be sure.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I saw the recent info about the ark experience in Kentucky. The thinkers posed questions like, where did they store meat for lions and tigers and bears (oh my!) to eat? It would've required hundreds of pounds of refrigerated beef (or live, but then those animals would need space and food too) to sustain two lions, two tigers, two bears, etc. Those elephants needed 200lbs of food each, each day, I mean do the math, they could only put lion tigers and bears and food for them, nothing else would've fit! I need to talk a walk, would somebody please part the Red Sea for an hour or so?

Sweet and sour

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Zombies won't be found at White House! Unless they are attacking the press! What a coincidence!

A Freudian joke

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Clever! Love me some Frazier!

Whooo Spicy

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Anal probe, check!

Has anyone found someone special on this site?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Not yet, but I'm still trying!

Eventually they too will learn the truth

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

"Squidward, wanna help me hand out these hors d'oeuvres?"

How to save money.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Spend $3.25 now, or spend $22 a day for 3 years ($24,600)!

Sorry,I know nobody wants to see this face.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

1. Buy Melania a new something or other for keeping quiet! 2. Send Vladdy a birthday card! 3. Pay for an extra day at the Bunny Ranch for Mike! 4. New crisis to distract from the last 1000 lies. 5. Send Acosta far away! No, send him a bottle of Rothchild for "resigning"! 6. Kiss myself!

Shamelessly stolen meme...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

I might if we both come together!

Intelligence is the ability to adapt. [cbsnews.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Well then I suspect we'll be seeing Do-do's any time now! The dinosaurs have had 65 million years and they haven't done it yet, and they're closely related to modern birds!

Jess Smith, the Teletubbies baby today

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Beautiful! How's she look in a onesie now?

My childhood....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Your 3am clothes are haunted!

Baby steps! Lol

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Hey, good try, Don! You can try again tomorrow, and probably the next day, and the next day...

Wouldn't want to be uncomfortable.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

From the Kellyanne Conway "Give me a nightmare" line! "Watch me fly!"

Too weird. Had to post.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Looks like the score is currently 1 to 1!

You're probably wondering why I called you here...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Ve are goink to take over ze verld!

I would agree with that.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Yeah, yeah, great! Now come over hear and sit on my face!

I hear lazer lights drive cats crazy.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Lay down and shine it on your junk, Batman!

What they promised us and what we got...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

That's right! Flying cars are sooo yesterday!

Slam it baby...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Maybe drop to your little piggy knees!

Earth and Saturn

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

And we think we are under pressure!

Newton made the Wright Brothers rich

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

And laser helmets!

My son can beat up your honor student

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Good....job?!

Need some laxatives.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Word!

My favorite of all.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I don't believe in a god, but if there is one, he is a prick!

When your child goes to confession....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Big Daddy, if ya nasty!

Making a book on the bible and need help filling in the blanks...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

1. Remember Adam, for every good looking woman, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her! Ya feel me? 2. I got shpilkes in my genecktecessoink when he said stop! You must be verklempt coz I was gonna kill ya! Maybe he'll come back! 3. So the kid is a year old now! When am I gettin' laid?

Yep pretty much how people think of us...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

You know, when I look in the mirror, I never see a heathen looking back at me! Always this same nice guy! Damn, I wish that guy was rich!

Making a baby

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Steady! Don't wanna make an ugly baby! Brings a whole new meaning to "assume the position"!

Blind adultery

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

You in trouble, Rudy!

Atheism Is Inconsistent with the Scientific Method, Prizewinning Physicist Says - Scientific ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I couldn't agree with him more. I say it now, I've said it a hundred times in the past and I will continue to say it, I am an agnostic because it is inconsistent with science to declare to be an atheist. I cannot prove there is not a god. I cannot prove a negative. There is no evidence of a god but that doesn't mean there's not one and thus I am agnostic. I will say this, if there is a god, he is a prick!

The Ten Commandments?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Reminds me of what Steve Martin said, when he arrived at the gates and was quizzed about his life. "So tell me, how many times did I take the Lord's name in vain? A million six, Jesus Chr...."

I'd say so.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

She says, "Before I shoot you, mind if I rub one out?"