Such a nice video... [youtu.be]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

What I want to know is WHO was the choreographer? A fifth grade genius!

Microwaving ain't that easy!! Kids can't cook either 🤣😂

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Mom, I need another Cup'oSoup! The first one was delicious! No, I don't smell nothin' burnin'!

Given the news today . . . just had to share

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

You know, in case anybody's actually listening!

Today's 🧀🧀🧀🧀

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

...ahnd ve poot zum ohn a cwacker ahnd zelebrated!

You know what this place needs.....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

And a freaky ass human head on a cat's body!

Yah, I had it ruff

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Uphill both directions!

Stretch those holidays out

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

And it was difficult to turn on the hose with Hulk Hands on! Move those chocolate bunnies out of here!

Talk about bad taste

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

(South park) ...and peeing lasts all day, and is gooey, and drips.. (SpongeBob) she just made more room for you, my man! Err, my sponge!

Where there’s smoke

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

That goes on the shelf next to the smoke alarm that may timidly hint about smoke in the air! Or may not! You know, depending on how its day went!

What a pen

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Sure, but can it write upside down!

It will do that to you

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Sad news today! Monday has died from a fall when dude on cliff ties shoe! More at eleven!

🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐡🐠🐟🐬🐳

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

White chick on phone "What do you mean you're out of garlic rolls?" (Why else is she so pissed off, mermaid got to the man first?)

That was a long time ago

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Yeah, but Sharon is! And Kelly just smoked all your weed!

Well, that's good. I guess?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Chocolate, please!

Getting there...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

"You might as well be shootin' at the sun!" (I love Smashmouth)

Go for it.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

The rules are getting lax at the nunnery!

That was pretty bad.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

OK, so, once I was at a theater, and this kid kept kicking my chair! It was the worst! I kept thinking, "Somebody shoot me!"

More news from our brilliant POTUS; [snopes.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

M...O...R...O...N!

Oh no he didn't

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

That's sometimes known as a Butterface!

Nana nana nana nana.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

No, Batman, it's the Wrinkler!

Joy, joy, joy, joy...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Ev'ryone! I had the...

Joy, joy, joy, joy...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

I had the love of Jesus, love of Jesus down in my heart, but now I no longer believe! (try to keep the melody going in your head)!

This goes for most of us here

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Everybody always told me my sense of humor was dark!

I'm anxious.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Feel terrible for you. My family SUCKS! I don't speak to anyone but my dad. Thieves, liars, and crooks! Can't believe I'm actually related.to those cretins! I left you a message on your page. Good luck. Just be you. And be happy.

I'm looking for songs which have a saxophone line. Do you know some interesting ones?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Wow, I scanned all the way down to see if anyone had said Steely Dan and/or Donald Fagen! Much to my surprise, it appears not. ANYTHING by Donald Fagen, be it with Walter Becker or not, is just about some of the tastiest damn music I've heard. And I recognized 95% of the songs/musicians that were named. Seger, Springsteen, etc., check out Deacon Blues, or Janie Runaway! We're talking major badass saxophone! The guys don't mess around!

Crowd Chants 'Fk Trump!' Fox News World Cup Victory Celebration

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

It just warms my heart and gives me some hope...

"Why Did God Create Atheists?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Brilliant!

Capitalism 101

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

And he made the guy late to class write it 100 times on the board!

Finally something made me laugh today

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

That's a more realistic hypothesis than virgin birth! He had 12 men following him around. He only talked to prostitutes. C'mon, do the math!

I'm offended!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Your honor, the "l" is not dotted! This bitch clearly can't read!

Too funny, had to post.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Me, at my desk, it's 4:45 and my boss just asked me for another copy of the 31-page construction plans tonight!

Don't miss out

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Hours of time! Have to turn off the water every so often so everything doesn't get pruny!

Childhood training

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

That explains the middle, but what about the outsides?

Look out Canada

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

I think this would be funnier if it said, "Trump boards repainted Air Force One from rear stairs. More at eleven!"

Some people.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Ok, let's get into the feelings you're having that cause you to want to mutilate your body! Just kidding! This guy's way too far gone! Somebody in HR - get this guy a carnie gig!

Ahhh yes....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Groovy baby! Now let's shag!

Things to think about.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Because her date is sitting at the table, not being flogged outside for his sinful thoughts!

When wording just seems a bit wrong....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

How about I eat some puff!

More speed is needed to reach escape velocity.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

6 months later, they tried again, this time using their new 10-dolphin powered booster! Still failed! Some dolphins didn't survive!

I have a friend like this. ❤

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

When I was in the Army in Colorado Springs, at a club called Puss'nBoots, my best buddy and I had a dancer do something similar! Good times!

Works for me

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

With the Premium Package, you get to choose who naps with you!

Wow! How did he do that?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

I gotta git me one-a-dose! I could sneak into the White House and when trump was about sit down.....whoosh! Down he goes!

Sounds delicious

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

She could wear that outfit today and it would be in style, hair and all! Shatner still has his bondage rig too! What a freak!

🐠🐟🐡🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐳🦈🐊🐠🐠

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Mikey will eat anything!

Hamberder trap

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Homer in a suit says, "Yummy hamburger! Dohhh!"

Hamberder trap

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

No, Clouseau, its a trap!

All that time wasted

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Hey, go easy on him! I'm 55 and I'll do the same thing for the first few times!

Already there.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

She looks ripped! But doggy style is clearly not an option! Ok, just blow me, and no eye contact! Focus!

Brief, and to the point.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

What was the kid's motivation! Boredom, or is Mr. Walker a dick?

Well, that works.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

But you still know what it is! Thanks to a teacher! I had a few excellent math teachers. Their other lessons stay with me. Mr. Ramsey at OHS, Mr. Dickerson at Valencia! Teachers and doctors should trade salaries and levels of esteem from the public.

My apologies.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

I can see it now! Trump sittin' around the O.O. with a bunch of rednecks, beer and chips everywhere, feet all up on the furniture, cheerin' they asses off! (Michelle, where are you!)

It's Sunday

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

"10%! Who the fuck d'ya think I am? Some guido from Jersey? I'm the son of the most high, motherfucker! You get me the other 40% by Friday - good!"

Insurance adjuster

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Those are from the new line of "Fuck the shit out of me in a Mini Cooper" pumps! Hard to come by! Very popular!

Insurance adjuster

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Isn't this from 007's training manual?

I wood......

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Looks like he needs a good shellac'in'!

Airport 1775

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Captain, I can't do it! I don't have the power! (w/ Scottish accent, right?)

tRump airport memes.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

I hope that's not a Max7 he's mounted! Those are an unruly breed!

Wonder how that happened?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Nighty night, Al K. Hollick!

That's inconvenient.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

You dare disturb my bath? Scratch my back, since you're here! Was the kid in our yard! (We've already established the dog speaks!)

It's that holiday.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Tea, anyone?

More truth here than some of you will be able to handle!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Is there another way other than picture number one? Over-the-top is the easiest way to spool it off while maintaining control of it!

The more I date the more I am disappointed.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Hey, take it from a guy named Still Trying, I get it! Every single word! Totally agree! I wasted A LOT of time on people that should never have been invited into my life! But I gotta jump right back on that metaphorical horse! Can't give up on love!

Meow Mix! (but not the cat food) note: code 2319 is a "Monster's Inc.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

*MeowMix brand cat food is not involved in this advertisement. **Monsters Inc. appears by consent of Pixar. Dogs rule, cats drool! That's me!

Testing,testing,1,2.....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Shitting himself is the least of their worries! He'll be back in 17 years with his own mask!

That would be more consistant

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Chick-Fil-A, huh? Best chicken sandwich made by religious douche bags!

Introvertebrate

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Republicans reproduce the same way!

They are good

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Good point! And she doesn't look familiar!

Double take it

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Cool shades, leg tat - sorry, dude, nothing will make that scooter cool!

Is that what it's for?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Yep, coz he or she knows the flight's about over!

Magnets!!!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Ok, NOW I can solve that whole "how to travel to the stars" thing!

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

"It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun for a girl or a boy!" I need a Hoola-hoop, a Frisbee, and an EasyBake Oven! The good'ole days!

Gotcha Jebus

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Anything....anything at all! This should be easy for you!

You expected more?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Not even a "Don't take any wooden nickles!" WTF!

It would make sense

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Unless that analogy is in regard to Trump and Nixon!

I guess anyone can become POTUS

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

What do you expect when you vote a buffoon into office? Draft dodger, never held a public office, didn't pay contractors, welcomed Russian interference, lied 10,000 times so far....Michelle, PLEASE!

Tornado???

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Then I woke up in a box behind Sav-a-Lot and realized what a silly question that was!

So true for me

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Who has time for that crap? I'm hitting the beach!

Kellyanne Conway went shopping and found a good parking space.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Sarah's motorcycle in the next spot; they could've shared a spot! Like they share donald!

He made a mistake 🤔😉.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Happens to me too when I see a "honey pot"!

Expensive hobbies.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Kevin and Barbara do get hungry!

I bet she has their attention.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Bad molecule! Bad!

I don't know...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Headed off to that AA meeting right after breakfast!

True love knows no bounds.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Canine conjugal visit!

8 Years - No scandals.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Class, class, and more class! How I wish Michelle was running! I will never forget her walking right past me at the Obama rally at an Orlando park in 2008! Within 3 feet of greatness! Always take the high road!

Running on empty

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

That needle is at its apex, it only goes down!

Motel soap at the No Tell Motel.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

That's funny! I feel dirty just reading it!

Bart's blackboard winners.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Is the clock on the wall broken, or does he just have a standing invitation?

It's a beautiful day!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Uh oh, he's got that "Here's Johnny!" look! Run!

Wisdom....lol...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

I thought if your palm itches, it means somebody's thinking about you! If your crotch itches, you're probably thinking about who made it itch (and not nicely)!

Sorry if i ramble.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

I'm a PK so I had constant exposure as a child. My life story is extremely complicated but suffice to say when I did believe, I always felt like an outsider looking in. I never could figure out why John 3:16 applied to me. I did not feel like a sinner. I did not act like a sinner, and there were enough sinners around me to know that I was not. And how about Matthew 7:7? Judge not lest you be judged, for what measure you judge by, you will be judged! Consequently, I am not a judgemental person. But goddamn, the judgement that takes place in churches is a disgrace (like Trump is a disgrace to the Oval Office, but I don't want to get off track)! Why don't these people follow their own playbook?

I know,Right?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

...and led by the worst potus in history, hands down!

Fair is fair! City council may give up opening prayers after Satanist concludes opening with ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Everyone's apparent cheering notwithstanding, I wouldn't want to hear that any more than I would want to hear "in Jesus name!"

Scented with what... tuna?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

You have a pussy on your cock....ring!

Christmas presents for the whole family

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Really, you shouldn't have! Really!

They get a Dick's in it's place.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

A lot of guys do that!

Video store?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

He may be watching but he ain't doing nothing to help!

Just inhale.Don't worry it wont be consumed.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Au naturel! Unlike practically any other mind-altering substance, you could walk past this plant right after a lightning bolt hit it and breathe deeply. Cocaine? No. Meth? No! Heroin? Nope! Alcohol, maybe if youre very lucky and the container of barley wheat and hopps got wet!

Tales from the great beyond,

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

As seen here recently, if you only don't do bad things because of religion, then you are a psychopath on a leash.

I feel smarter already.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

I don't understand! Duh! Where am I? Who are you? Gold is shiny!

My new apple watch.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

It's.time to eat! 5ish!