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I guess that's how he does it.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Ass floss on steroids!

Surprise surprise.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

That figures! If there is a god, he's a prick!

Who says that cats can't be heroes too?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Wouldn't hurt as much as burning to death, but damn that would hurt! You know those little claws are razor sharp!

To fellow scientists: How do you deal with people in social settings that speak with authority ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Stick to your guns and hope for the best. I believe in humanity but individuals' ignorance is sometimes staggering.

if there is not God, I would like to know where did everything come from?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Crosby Stills & Nash said it long ago - we are star dust. A star that formed right after the big bang event exploded and our star resulted from that material, or our star may have been created from virgin material. At any rate, and this is important, matter cannot be created or destroyed. Energy is neither created nor destroyed. All of the matter and energy in the universe have simply always been. Period. It can be a tough concept to understand but once you do understand, it just puts to rest the entire mystery. The bible would have you believe that once, there was nothing. That is simply not possible. It is inconsistent with the laws of physics. Everything is in a constant state of change. Nothing stays the same. Futurama did an episode (I believe this was the plot) where the guy that loves the one-eyed woman screwed up and lost her, and so the entire remaining time of this go-around of the universe (until the stars all went out, all matter recoalesed, and another big bang occurred) took place and when his chance came up again, he kept making the same or similar mistake, until he got it right and got her back after several cycles of universes had elapsed. I think its likely the cycles will and do occur, and who says this is the first cycle, but I doubt the events will repeat like shown in that episode. Closing point: matter has just always existed. Now go to bed! Lol

Dating a Christian?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I personally would do an about face before the emotional connection is made. It is unlikely she's just gonna say "yeah, you're right". She'll likely try to convince you there is a god and get pissed and hurt when she's unsuccessful. Booty call, friends with benefits, but partner, naw. My most recent ex was a believer - I actually took her and her kids to church. I didn't care if she believed, or anyone else. Short of Jesus showing up and putting my finger in the hole, ain't gonna happen. Looking back, I wish it had ended sooner. Lost 5 years I won't get back. I won't date a believer again. Too big a chasm. Too many arguments.

This one is funny corny witty cheesy not really

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

What's the third thing...I can't remember!

Jackpot!!?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Ah, weren't the '80's great?

Mixed messages

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Ironic much!

The only triplet multithreaded oxymoron of which I’m aware.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Oh shit! I thought we were gonna have fun! How long 'til August? You bring your spinner? Sneak dad's phone? Uh oh, here comes pastor Feelyhands! We have to go to the bathroom! Maybe the window's open!

Might as well be John, Paul, George, and Ringo! lol

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Those were just their stage names! They were all named Ahmed (pronounced aaahhk-med - thro back to "24")!!!

True story

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

...and gimme a cup of coffee, and turn over!

Disappointment.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Now pick your little brother up off the floor and let's go find your mother in the woods!

Any flat-earthers out there?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

No, your small breasts make you look flat! But I'm here for the Atlantic Ocean anyway!

That didn't go well...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Looks wonderful! This is just the rarely seen penis garden in the back yard!

Not too bright.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Did she also tell you she only does it missionary?

Hmmm........

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Hmm! Should I buy this or a fleshlight! Decisions decisions!

Grab life by the horns

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

I'll take one of each! I always wanted to be a famous rapper on the Ellen Show!

What they’re really saying

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Bird's got rhymes!

Well, I guess. If you insist.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

There goes the hunting trip!

Uncomfortable.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Just another Friday night in Kentucky!

Just too sad, too often true

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

You are what you eat!

How do you respond when somebody you have never met in person and only exchanged a sentence or two ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

I typically will trust someone until you show me I can't. Then hit the road. That is not to say I'm giving my car keys to a stranger.

Oops wrong person

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Gunshots and screaming!

Any takers?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Worn twice? Well then forget it! I'm sure it's stretched out!

Some Like It Hot / Some Like It Cold... 😒😒💀💀😬😬

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

I didn't know they were branching out! Orange County Choppers & Autopsies! Conflict of interest? Oh, yeah, and gross!

Isn’t fair at all

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

C'mon, just pretend to be happy! Guys, like on father's day when you don't get exactly what you wanted, and ladies, like most times after sex! 😉

Or I’m just confused

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Huh?

Inspirational quote

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Is that like in Terminator 3 when he replaces despair with anger coz it's more useful?

Haven’t seen a yo mama joke for awhile

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Ohhhh, rake burn!

Keeping the universe tidy

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

A couple questions come to mind! What's Major Tom tripping on? Where's the vacuum plugged in?

Do it now.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

The tunnel of love to nap!

Ark Encounter founder warns ‘kids of all ages’ that libraries are becoming dangerous - New York ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Holy shit! I just viewed the ark encounter and the bible museum sites! What a complete load of crap! These science deniers would have you believe dinosaurs coexisted with humans! J.F. Christ! Carbon dating and other methods are a pretty accurate means of timing things out! Those two places (and all religious institutions) should have a disclaimer, something like, "Entering this place requires one to suspend disbelief. Please place CO (carbon monoxide) mask over face for 30 seconds before entry! Have a pleasant rapture!"

How has learning science affected your life?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Yes, absolutely. I am a classically educated civil engineer. I am also a pk. There are soooo many things in the bible that go against what we KNOW to be fact. The age of the earth is a good example. Immaculate conception is a non-reproducible experiment, and thus, is fucking nonsense. A cover story for a girl who would otherwise have been stoned. The amazing miracles believers tout are typically explained thru science. The ten plagues. The parting of the Red Sea. Etcetera. Once you have studied gravity, light, chemistry, physics, biology, geology, etc., there are few mysteries in the universe. Dark matter, black holes and interstellar travel are about the only things we haven't conquered. 20 years time will likely see the end of disease.

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Not too sweet! Moist but not wet!

Remembering Starwars....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

I'm gonna go with Open Carrie! She was fine, before I was even in the game! Rest in peace! Come visit me in a dream!

Not really a meme, but... What colour are these balls?? [l.facebook.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

If you zoom in as close as possible you can see they are all the same color, like a silvery color. However, the color lines in front of the balls are the same as the color your eyes perceive. Optical illusion or power of suggestion or just the eye's ability to discern different colors based on proximity. Like the earth appears blue from space but there are infinite colors at the surface.

Anyone politically-minded around here?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

I don't hate republicans, but I loathe their moronic outlook. Just as we agnostics and atheists don't believe in a god and have a hard time understanding how anybody could at this point in history, I feel the same way politically. How can any person with blood reaching their brain support the tyrant in the White House?

A great debate

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

No, it's a tiff, and argument has one "e"!

My kinda diet

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

What time is dinner? I'll bring the wine!

Sums it right up. 😁

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Flowers make everything better, and so does chocolate!

Just a little worried

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Deforestation caused him to shave and start making Geico commercials!

Whipped this together after ruminating about how I imagine capitalism will end, with one person ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

This was trumps favorite childhood game, but the cash was real! He insisted on being the banker (to his paid playmates) and cheated his ass off (probably)!

It really do be like that.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Well we humans can walk and chew bubblegum at the same time, or as my boss says be able to carry two sticks at once! So we should be able to laugh at the chonky cat and vote idiots out of office at the same time!

That whole thing about guns not killing people ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Bullet launchers kill people when there is an idiot holding it! Unless you're a burglar, in which case you are the idiot and deserve whatever is coming at you!

Not really a meme, but... What colour are these balls?? [l.facebook.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Red, blue and green. Now tell me about my lying eyes! Lol

Richard Dawkins interviews Saudi Arabian atheist author Rana Ahmad - YouTube

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Wow! What an incredible story! What an amazingly courageous woman! I see a future when the religions.of the world will cease.to have the undue influence they currently enjoy. So many lives negatively influenced by the imaginary man in the sky! Good to hear so many downloads of these books that let the "prisoners" know they are not alone in their beliefs. I'm lucky to live here, where I am free to be agnostic, although I don't know anyone who shares my lack of faith, except on here!

On the ball...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

"Getcha crosses here! Crosses! Brass coated souvenir nails, here! Getcha nails here! Programs! Tells the line up! Thief, another thief, and the main event, the King of the Jews!"

Pretty bad off, I'd say.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

The doc must've been in there for a while! Huh! Sure it was his finger?

A little morning humour.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

I'm with ya on that! Coffee first thing! No loud music either! Later in the day, put it on 11!

Well, if God says so...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Somebody buy those guys a beer!

Come on Cat! Let's go!!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Eject flotsam and cat some!

Gotta pay those student loans.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

What the hell do they do at Moe's SW Grill? Do they need a butcher?

I should have responded to his email asking for my bank account, now it's too late. 😁😁

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Yeah but 27B Nigerian dollars equals $27.50 US!

Do the limbo

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

I got nothin'!

The origin of species

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Love me some Darwin!

Waste management

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

I always knew bears don't shit in the woods!

Uh oh here they come!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

This could never happen! Giraffes don't travel alone!

Dial D for murDer

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

The first duck didn't realize the second duck (his wife) saw him in the pond rubbin' beaks with the cute little duck from the next pond! The stage was set for revenge!

A worse sin than blasphemy

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Below that is people who reheat food with curry in the mic at work! A week later the kitchen still stinks!

This little critter is a western pygmy possum.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Tasmanian devil fucks mouse and this is whatcha got!

Talk about coincidences!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES! Sorry for yelling! 😓

Poor wardrobe choice!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

And then she was in the middle of Kirk's fight with a Gorn! Spock is in deep shit when she gets back!

7 out of 10 people...!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

I...read...slow...ly...so...I...did...!

What did i just read?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Orange vests for sale! Getcher orange vest!

Is that so...?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

It must be because of all the coal mines!

Responsible asshole?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Creative but dark! Ehh!

This guy has it right!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

If that's Jesus, then that's good to know even he thinks those homophobes are probably in the closet!

Just a friendly warning...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Well, Senior Jesuchristo, put up or shut up!

As an Atheist who just turned 40 and is single I am now for the first time really grappling with my ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

As an agnostic, I think there may be some sort of existence after death, but I'm not counting on it. Somewhere along the way, my conscienceness was brought into being, and as such, I think that this aspect of myself will not end when I die, I hope! If I actually do die and see my corpse laying there, I will know right then that I can fly or whatever to all the places on earth I didn't get to see, and I will be able to fly to the moon and the other planets. Just imagine flying thru the rings and Saturn and not have to worry about one of the pieces destroying your spaceship! Then maybe I'll go sailing around the Milky Way! So I don't want to die (because there is a woman I'm waiting to meet) but I think it'll just be the next phase! Yolo, so enjoy it while it lasts!

How do you teach your teenagers ethics and values?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Yeah, you! Lead by example. Be very honest about everything. My daughter is also agnostic, even tho she lives with her VERY RELIGIOUS mother!

They belong in a freak show circus.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Got some major gaposis going on there! Oh yeah, and gross!

Who can tell?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

She's DrGrayfang's weed connection!

Got a laugh out of this.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

And three days later, "The rock blocking the exit is very heavy! Fine, I'll just stay here! I need some bandages! Great!"

Guess I'm not.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

I'm ready to motorboat on over and eat at the Y!

I missed that episode

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

What did he want to to do with that little head?

class action

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Just a little stereotyping going here, huh?

Wow! They must be really good!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

The flavor just explodes in your mouth!

On living by your principles:[brainpickings.org]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Very interesting article. Nice connection between the mentality of 1939 Germany and the jackass who occupies the Oval Office presently. I was talking with a coworker / jackass supporter this morning. I analogized trump to Cosby. When Mueller said there was 1 offense of obstruction, maybe so maybe no. If Mueller said there were 2 offenses, ehh! When there are 10 offenses, motherfucker you're guilty! Can't wait till July 17, when the real fireworks will go off. Can't wait till assbag is voted out of office and New York has their chance to barbeque his ass in molasses!

Personally I would have rated Sex in Public highest.