And the race is on...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Or about to become lunch!

Okay, okay... Here's an INTERMISSION for the guys. Remember when?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

It did, indeed!

Everything will kill you, so choose something fun.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Screwing in a golden Corvette and not noticing the cliff you're about to drive over at 180 mph because of the Cheech & Chong smoke filling the car!

That’s one way to end a duel.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Ok, bring back GOT for one more episode!

Warning! Warning!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Guilty!

Well, good for you.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

It's important to inspect it, too! If it floats, you're eating too much fat! Reminds me of what Ron White said, "Did you ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?"

Wiped out.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Reminds me of the time I did it in a cornfield! Fortunately, there was no combine, and love didn't play a part in it either!

Hmm.........

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

If that were Trump, it would all be yellow!

I need to fix my glasses.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Ok, I'm getting new glasses! I can barely see the chair!

Remember, God is looking out for you!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Well, with a broken leg he'll be much easier to catch!

Is this the droid you were looking for?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

I'm waiting for a toothless Princess Leia to pop her head up out of the "After"!

Act fast! Time lost is brain lost!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Hey that sounds fun! How about "Christians Repent And Pray!" A bunch of CRAP!

Name Something Christians say when they know they are losing an argument with an atheist.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

My daughter, like me, is agnostic. Her boyfriend recently told me, "That's why they call it faith!" when they visited me last week and the subject of who wrote the bible came up! I love making christi-trons think about their own belief system!

We can all live without God, but what is one thing you can't live without?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Female companionship!

Makes as much sense

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 23, 2019:

All they need is a giant spinning globe!

No groaning

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 23, 2019:

I don't know that that's a kleptomaniac! I think he's just a thief! Kleptomaniacs will use your pen to sign a check and then not give you the pin back!

Too many people drinking that kool aid

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 23, 2019:

That's right! It's going to be great when you're no longer in office!

Inadvertent photo bomb

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

I think the suit asked her for a table dance!

Worth a try

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Fossie fossie 1, fossie fossie 2, uganda uganda! (Robin Williams ripoff!)

Check it out...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

What's big and green and about to blow the fuck outta that wall?

The comb down..

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

He totally stole that idea from Chuck Todd!

Tag, you're it.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Wynona, is that you!

Sex would be a little more interesting with that kind of dexterity!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Looks like Katy did!

Rock hard, baby!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

5 minutes ago, that "monument" was much smaller! She's doing great!

What kind of coach?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

I've taken a sudden interest in coaching baseball!

Still funny.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Serve it up with some nice kosher Nathan's franks! Jesus Christ, it's delish!

Somebody got it wrong.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Maybe that's an alien's asshole!

Becoming a pilot.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Hey, don't sweat it! The opening page to Meme's R Us says bad taste is encouraged! Mission accomplished!

Hahahahaha! How rude!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

He does kinda look the part! I mean, offering all the candy to children! Love me some Gene and Gilda!

Roommates fighting ... 😂

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Yeah sis!

A perfect couple

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

I think that's at the Waffle House down the street from my house! That girl looks familiar! I mean the naked girl, not the girl with the beard!

The worst heart tribute band ever!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Liar Liar! Or is it Dumb & Dumber!

Have you ever had anything that could be termed miraculous happen to you?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

No miracles, ever, nothing supernatural, ever. But I've seen two different UFO's, so I'm very sure there is extraterrestrial life out there. Surely the earth is not the only place with the required amino acids, water, and lightning! They just started let's say a million years before us. Look what we've discovered in the past 100 years. Imagine what we'll be able to do in another 100 years. No god, no miracles, no collusion, lots of obstruction of justice. You think the extraterrestrials that are watching us are laughing their asses off?

Ok,,, if I start an atheist "church",,, how many of you will join?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

What about 72 virgins? Are some virgins involved? Lol

Neil Gaiman hilariously responds to Christian group demanding Netflix cancel Amazon's Good Omens ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 21, 2019:

I just watched trailer #2 of Good Omens! Hilarious! "That show should be cancelled because it is naughty!" says the xtians, as they get drunk, have premarital sex, and watch the show anyway! Fucking bunch of killjoys!

You have been warned

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon! It's hard to believe there are people that like it more than me! 🐷

How i'd like to imagine the conversation.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Hey, it was done for Catholics. No surprise there!

How well do cucumbers help us remember? &ThisDayInHistory

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Yeah, it might not have been a cucumber!

We've been seeing this wrong for over a century

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

A simple misunderstanding! Lost in translation! Telegraphs!

Yeah, that looks like something else.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Peyronies strikes again!

I don't know about that...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Two of my favorite activities!

Standards, people.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Hell if you saw my bank balance you'd start a go fund me page!

A little bit of humor

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Ok, I'm guessing Freddy Mercury at a wedding throwing rice!

CNN CNN's Alisyn Camerota sits down with a group of Democrats who voted for Donald Trump in 2016 to...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Wow, the heavy set while lady and the black dude to her right are really misguided! How do you live that long and still be so ignorant? The while lady should be made to live in Honduras for a few months and then let her walk here to get away from the luxury of San Pedro Sula! See how many people are wearing Nike's. The black dude - totally in lock step with people who hate him just because he's black! Wake up brother! No parents are putting their kids in harms way. They are leaving one of the most dangerous places in the world. Then they arrived here and have to face the orange monster at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Just trying to help out.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

That's not a shrimp, especially compared to some others I've seen! That's a cousin of the angler fish! That is the rare pink pus-n-anallar fish! Latin name is Doublus Enterus!

Tell me more!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Show up early!

A changed man.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Lovin' the southwestern motif! Can we call ya back for one more job if trump wins again?

I haven't posted anything really sick in a while

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

The previous ten minutes just became free too!

New book....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Susan's clam has a crab that's about to bite Billy!

In whose mind is this OK

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

I'm glad I don't remember it! The vascectomy was pretty painful!

Country music talking about crying and drinking for 75 years

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

"My dog just died, and my house burned down, And I coulda sworn I just saw my car drivin' By itself downtown!" (Copyright bitches)

Tasteless and without redeeming value, laughed my ass off.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

I love me some Whitney, but that is funny! Only smoke weed! Nobody's ever drowned from being too stoned!

Double meaning

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Double entendre!

A little nuclear humor via Russia.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Don't drink the milk!

Speaking of snack food...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Very clever! Now I want some candy!

Promises made; promises kept.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

You got that right!

Which famous atheist/nonreligious person do you admire the most.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Billy Joel. Genius songwriter and performer. The example I use when believers say my lack of success is because I turned away from god. "Oh yeah, then how do you explain Billy Joel's success?" Wouldn't a god just take away his talent for not giving him proper praise? I've just had more than my share of bad luck, but I'm Still Trying!

Jesus or t-rex?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Paleontologists are only now finding evidence of the petrified wooden barns of the T-Rex! Also the Comet of Damocles!

Really? Really??!!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

"Glad I asked; I was about to give'em Damitol!"

Adulting is overrated

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I miss having kids around so I have an excuse to watch SpongeBob! Or Dinosaur Train!

A couple days late

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Immaculate schmaculate! He was hittin' that thing!

You go girl...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

"Mom, how was your day?"

Hey, take a picture of this sna... Ow!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I said don't tread on me, bitch!

That's a tough one.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Of course not - they don't have fingers!

I wondered how that worked.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

One bagger, two bagger, and Coyote ugly - when you chew off your arm coz she's layin' on it and you don't want to wake her up to leave!

It hurts so good!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

A double purple nirple! Hurt so bad his arms fell off!

Well, I never knew that!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

"Dudes, I'm sooo wasted!" (Flipper says in his best Spicoli voice)

Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex | Michael Stone

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Any time now it'll come out that he's either molesting kids or fucking a prostitute! Unlikely his wife is a satisfied woman!

A hugely blaring difference between Capitalism and Socialism that Americans seem to miss (and very ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Sounds like a reasonable argument. I hear people talk so badly about socialism, like if it were implemented in the US, the whole place would go to hell in a handbag. That's kinda happening now, isn't it? The complainers are comfortable in their stations, and for some reason they believe that if even 1% of their income were taken from them to promote education, provide healthcare for the poor, etc., their worlds would collapse around them. They are self-centered, greedy people who typically believe in Jesus or Allah but have no interest in being their brother's keeper. What is the solution? How do you get people to start caring more about benefiting the society that put them where they are? Why don't the upper middle class and rich and wealthy want the poverty stricken to live more comfortably? That is a character flaw that can be overcome by the millennial generation learning to share, because it's probably too late for their predecessors. It can happen; they don't see skin color like their predecessors, so maybe they can do this too. We need a flat tax and tax the churches. It's only fair.

What would you have said?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

I tend to engage believers so maybe one day one of them will say something that would restore my faith! So this morning I was in my yard when a guy driving a 1936 Pontiac (I think) stopped to ask me about my 47DeSoto that also has a flathead 6. He was on his way to church and I gave him an ear full. I'm agnostic, no god, blah blah blah. Told him when Jesus puts my finger in the hole in his arm, I'll hit my knees so fast it'll spin your head around. Hope he had fun at church!

engineers and Architects should have to use the products they design

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

This roll is for removing makeup and nose mining! There's another roll on the backside of the partition wall we can't see (play along ok?)

Thunderbolts and lightning...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Fucking hilarious!

God must have a bank account in his name somewhere.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

When I believed, I never could stand the ones who would yell at you about the bible, trying to cram it down your throat. I liked Osteen's more subdued delivery. But his level of wealth is just proof he's as big a fraud as the bible-thumpers. Do you need a mansion and a G6? Or would feeding the poor and living in a more modest home show you are following your own bible? What a crock of shit! Tax the churches!

These two made me giggle.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

I'm a true Floridian and Sho'nuf Southern and goddamn proud of it and a Southern Gentleman and don't give a fuck how y'all do it up north! After all, most of y'all come down here, we don't move up there much, too damn cold in the winter! But even I could do without all the right-wing rednecks (notice the tye-die shirt!)!!! Most of the rednecks here are all hat and no cattle anyway! I work with a redneck who drives a big 4x4 on stilts and that thing never leaves paved roads! WTF!

Really!?! That's what you're gonna name it?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Look at the signs to the left of the door! I'd like to crack one open! But not at the Glory Hole!

WTF? Two hooks, two parrots, and two peg legs?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

It's his two penises that kept him going!

California Wants To Shut Down A Christian School Accused Of Punishing Students For Being Gay ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

The owner and staff should be subjected to the same horrific treatment they dished out, and/or as the abused children and parents see fit. For like 10 years. No appropriate medicine. Pb&j sandwiches on week old bread. No chips. No coke. Water. The same sexual abuse they inflicted - if you raped, you get raped. No electronic devices. Left outside occassionally. Eye for an eye type stuff - how else will you discourage others from doing the same thing? You know there are other facilities doing the same thing right now! You know these cretins thought they were untouchable.

HOW GOD ALMOST KILLED ME: A true story. - YouTube

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Hey David! Back atcha on the stylish shirt thing! I went to canon city a few times in the 80's when I was at Carson! A fellow soldier lived there with his wife and kids! Don't remember a thing because we drank a lot in those days! Watched your video about when your son was sent to the office. That teacher should be educated about separation of church and state. And fuck the church anyway! I have told my bible thumping southern baptist douchebag brother that my lack of faith should have no bearing on his faith. We are currently not on speaking terms, but I used to love discussing being agnostic with him. It drove him crazy. I think he thought a lightning bolt was going to come through the roof of his truck! I'll have to check out some of your videos!✌

What the actual hell?!?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Well, the next time I'm eating a pussy I'm going to think about licking the devil's chin! I hope I don't start laughing! It'll be hard to explain!

I am an atheist, therefore I am.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

That's cool! Aside from the very negative words from my own brother (to whom I don't speak any longer), I get tired of believers acting like I'm some godless heathen, when in fact I'm only godless.

Pray like Mom

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Nice to know Mr. Menace is still hittin' that thang! 😜

I am playing around with a subject for an upcoming video.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Very interesting question! I was raised in the church. This was a popular topic - having a personal relationship with God or Jesus, and feeling the holy spirit. I tried, boy how I tried. It was fully expected of me as a PK. However, NEVER did I ever once feel like there was a god or his son or his spirit around me, helping me, or protecting me from a goddamn thing. My father was a minister who said "goddamn", which was very confusing for a child. He beat his wife and kids. Where was god then? When I divorced, 2000 people at Aloma United Methodist Church turned their backs on me, even though the choir director also got divorced. But they loved me singing in the contatas, building the courtyard, volunteering on the building committee (coz I'm an engineer), etc. My girlfriend killed herself in 2011 and while at that time I was already seriously questioning the existence of a god, I used to do what I called my "grief walk" up and down my street ( it's secluded so nobody saw me). I would look up in the sky and beg for relief from the pain of losing the woman I was in love with. Nothing. I claim to be agnostic because I can't prove there's not a god. Although, I have seen two UFOs! When Jesus stops by and puts my fingers in the hole in his palm, I'll believe again. Not holding my breath.

Catholic priest who works with kids says Pride flag was made by Satan

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

While that comment is ridiculous, it should come as no surprise as xtians believe all that gobbledygook! I was indoctrinated too because my father is a minister. I just see the light now, normal regular light!

California Pastor Loses Job After Posting Sign Stating 'Homosexuality Is Still a Sin' | CBN News

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Homosexuality was always one of the big problems that I had with Christianity. I have a lot of gay friends, and I just never could imagine that they were going to go to hell because they like to kiss a man. Just one of the many things wrong with Christianity and religion in general. Why would a god create people only to condemn them to hell?

Am I being unreasonable?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Did the barista (1st time I've typed this word) have some insight into your mood? Did you look sad? Were you on the phone with the power company trying to get your electricity turned back on? Overreaction? Maybe a skoche, but I am guilty of the same type behavior at Harbor Freight when the next line opened and I should have been next! As a point of comparison, what would happen if a muslim wrote "Allah be praised!" on the lid? That may make the 6 o'clock news!

You Can't Prove That God Doesn't Exist - Debunked - YouTube

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 7, 2019:

DAMN! That was one of the most interesting things I've ever watched! What a fantastic argument against the existence of a god! Very logical! Brings home some of the points I've been telling people for years - if god created all things AND he's totally good, then why is there bad (a satan, evil, etc.) in the world in the first place? Along that same line of thought, why does a god get all of the credit for everything good but none of the blame for anything bad? Very excellent video!

TRUMP'S EUROPE VISIT Donald J Trump and the White House claimed that the family paid for other ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Don't they Uber in England? A friggin' million bucks for limos? That's absurd!

Fishing for a compliment. Squish. Has this ever happened to you?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I don't understand why you go fishing. You're an educated, beautiful and talented woman. It seems beneath you.

Feminist Wife Wants to be Dominated in Bed

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Wish you lived in Central Florida!

I have gravity issues: I’m always dropping things, knocking things over, ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I don't have a problem with gravity (yet) but I have noticed lately my "Spidey sense" seems to be dwindling! I used to be able to dodge unexpected low hanging branches, but I've hit my forehead 3 or 4 times in the past few months! And I look around quickly to make sure no one's watching! 😲

A morally bankrupt empire of debt?

Stilltrying1964 comments on May 26, 2019:

That is correct. While this basically describes the Republican Cult to a tee, there are also some affluent dems who also don't follow their own moral compass. Too many people are too concerned with their own personal financial situation, and not concerned enough with paying an appropriate amount for the privilege of living in the greatest nation ever to exist on this planet. You can't keep complaining about the crumbling infrastructure and the schools where teachers pay for their own supplies and still vote against appropriate taxes. Remember 50 or 60 years ago CEOs made 40 times what their employees make, and now they make 10000 times what their employees make, and have so many tax loopholes that they end up paying no taxes. The Republican cult is led by a horrible man who confessed to Billy Bush about grabbing women by their private parts, yet they still voted him into office. I remember during the campaign in 2016 that nobody on the Republican side had anything good to say about the president, yet now they support him as if they don't remember their own comments.

Did Billy Graham do anything that injured our society?

Stilltrying1964 comments on May 25, 2019:

Well, I would respectfully submit as an agnostic that he did harm to society, you know, since religion is all bullshit! He probably had no more proof than anyone else that there is a a god. I believe he lived a more humble life than Joel Osteen, however! Of course, all of these religious types think they're doing the best thing that they can possibly do for society!

Who was Jesus ?

Stilltrying1964 comments on May 22, 2019:

Sure Jesus existed! There were "news reporters" of the day who were literate and recorded the events of the day, just like now. That's how we know all of the other events that took place two thousand years ago ( you know like Caesar, Cleopatra and Anthony, they were real too). I remember a statement made during the days when I went to church; it said something like Jesus was either the son of god or a lunatic. Now I tend to think he was a lunatic, a nice guy, well-intentioned, but a lunatic nonetheless! I tell people now if Jesus comes down here, stands in front of me, lets me put my finger in the hole in his hand like doubting Thomas was supposedly allowed to do, then we can talk about my belief being restored! I'm not waiting for the trumpets to come from the sky heralding his return!

I was recently asked by a friend who knew me as a devoted Christian, “What happened?

Stilltrying1964 comments on May 22, 2019:

My asshole douchebag southern baptist bible thumping brother tells me that the problems I'm having in my life are because I've turned my back on god. When I was grieving for 18 months after my girlfriend committed suicide, I was still asking for help, and it never came. If there is a god, and he/she/it would like to find me, I'm pretty easy to find. The IRS doesn't have a problem finding me!

My coworker had migraines 3 days in a row because he was fasting for Ramadan.

Stilltrying1964 comments on May 22, 2019:

We are a just evolved animals that happen to speak. Do dogs fast? Cats? Did a T-rex ever think to itself "that brontosaurus looks tasty, but its Ramadan! Pass!" Does a lion or tiger ever chase down a wildebeast and then remember it's Friday, give the prize to the hyenas, and head to the river for some fish?

I passionately believe that religious organizations that encourage any sort of political preference ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on May 22, 2019:

A-fuckin'-men!

Broken toe update. Can't hike until fire season?

Stilltrying1964 comments on May 22, 2019:

How do I break this to you gently? Your four other toes are gone!

My daughter's science teacher believes in God, magic etc.

Stilltrying1964 comments on May 21, 2019:

Word! Voodoo is bullshit like the rest of the supernatural shit. If it were real, wouldn't the guys practicing it in the islands be able to generate great wealth with it?

How do you manage thick hair?

Stilltrying1964 comments on May 21, 2019:

Hon, I got nothin' but love fa ya, and I would love to find myself on the other side of a dinner table from you, or on a hike with you! But complaining about having thick hair is like complaining about being rich! I'm just sayin'! That is not a problem! You said it yourself, it can be thinned! Hopefully one day I can see your beautiful locks personally! Just keeping it real!

Somebody is dreaming.....

Stilltrying1964 comments on May 16, 2019:

In that environment, I would want to wake up next to a beautiful woman (I can think of one in Washington!), make love once or twice, eat some breakfast and have some coffee, go fishing, eat lunch, go hiking, eat dinner, watch the sunset and then the stars, make love again, and go to sleep holding my woman. Next morning, start over. Hey, it MY fantasy!