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Hello to my fellow atheists and free thinkers. I've been out of the atheist closet for a couple of decades now, having wasted several decades searching the various religious texts and sects trying to make sense of life. My outlook is science based with the provision that science is still in its infancy and there is so much more we have to learn, so I don't dismiss the unknown any more than I accept that there are things that are unknowable, we just haven't reached that level of understanding yet.

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Today I clicked on book it, I was frustrated with stuff today and in the midst of it, I booked a ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 15, 2018:
I'm all for spontaneity in life, it snowed here for the first time this winter so I booked a trip to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico in a week but I don't think I would have booked a trip to Norway. To each their own.
How are you going to spend Thanksgiving?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 15, 2018:
Canadians had our Thanksgiving last month but on US Thanksgiving we will be flying to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for a week, mainly because it snowed here for the first time this winter and I went online and booked a ticket away from that horrible white stuff.
Stay safe Newfoundland!! Europe you're next (sorry) Most intense storm on the planet pounding ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 15, 2018:
Certainly not a good time to be rowing your dory and jigging for cod.
Have you spent more time giving or recieving
Surfpirate comments on Nov 15, 2018:
I'm surprised there is no 50/50 option, it's only fair to give in order to get. Except for that one lesbian I dated, she just would not suck a dick although she did like to have her rug munched.
A. Garnering help finishing my way to Level 8. 2. Have a demotivational poster about Trump- I mean, ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 15, 2018:
They get to vote too. SCARY!
You know... Pretty fucking embarrassing. I'm sitting in between two college girls and to kill time ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 15, 2018:
You were sitting between two girls who learned about sex from online porn, they probably would have thought you were tame and old fashion. ;)
What’s the worst or most boring job you’ve ever had?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 14, 2018:
During the Recession of 81' I got a summer job working at a precast concrete plant as a spot welder making the wire hoops that gave strength to precast concrete manhole risers that are needed to adjust the height of the manholes to the road height. I sang every song I could think of to keep from losing my mind from the boredom but jobs were scarce and this one paid good money, then I found out the rest of the shift had a pool going on how long I would last, the record was 6 weeks and most of the bets were for only a week or two. Every Friday the spot welder had to climb the tower where the precast cement was mixed in a giant mixer that fed the concrete down gravity fed tubes to the assembly line, there were 3 lockout switches that I had to lock out before I climbed into the room sized mixer with an air chisel and a dust mask to chip out all the hardened cement that had accumulated over the course of the week. It was 140 degree inside that mixer and if the machine should somehow be turned on in spite of the 3 lockouts I would be scrambled into a human paste. I lasted 10 weeks and won the pool because I bet against myself at 10 weeks. A really tough job and monotony doesn't begin to describe it.
Do you consider your job?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 14, 2018:
What's dirty vs clean? I've worked cleaning out a butcher shop and a bakery with a pressure washer, built subdivision houses where I repaired the foundations but had to watch out that I didn't step in the shit the guys laid down in the dark corner because the portapot stank so bad and I've run luxury resort hotel builds from an air conditioned office but I always walked the job several times a day to keep my finger on the pulse of what was going on. Some would call those jobs dirty but I never scammed anybody or skinned them on a crooked financing job or shook them down so I would say my hands are clean.
& some good kick ass music to top it off
Surfpirate comments on Nov 14, 2018:
It's the morning after hangover and regret that always takes the fun out of that equation.
"We are all born atheists until someone starts telling us lies!" - I wrote out these thoughts quite ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 14, 2018:
Sounds like an updated version of Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut.
Who's ready to move to Norway?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 13, 2018:
It's going to take a lot more global warming before I'll consider a move to Norway and I'm a Canadian.
Does anyone else still once and awhile get a feeling like they're scared of getting busted for ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 13, 2018:
I haven't smoked weed in decades, thinking about getting some CBD oil though, for a knee I messed up years ago that is giving me trouble.
Prohibition 2.0: Did Canada’s Legalization Merely Change What the War on Cannabis Looks Like?...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 13, 2018:
There's a lot of money at stake here, expect the government and its enforcement arm to protect the interests of big money and big business ahead of the people at large. Its how the game is played.
Where is the phrase " working like a dog " came from ? And is it offensive to dogs ? I have ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Not exactly a 'working' breed but as hounds go they will catch just about anything that can't fly. Personally, I have always been a Bouvier de Flandres kind of dog guy, they don't catch anything smaller than a cow. :)
Got any favorite soup/stew/goulash recipes? I love to make chilli, beef stew, or cheeseburger mac...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Here's a variation on Mac'n Cheese you might like, similar to how I make it and it is delicious. https://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/lobster-mac-and-cheese-428657
Has anyone else been asked, after commenting you're an agnostic to a Christian, what happened in ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 13, 2018:
I'm reminded of crabs in a bucket, if you they hold up their hands to you now that you are free, it's not because they want to be free but because they want to drag you back down into that bucket that you just worked so hard to climb out of. Just smile and tell them 'Dog Bless You'.
Anyone knows this one? Edible ?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 13, 2018:
It looks like Chicken of the Woods which is edible and delicious but it is hard to tell from the pic. Colour looks right and the clumping but you really want to check the gills and the colour of the spores when you blot the underside of the fungus.
How do you think you will die?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 13, 2018:
I used to have a recurring dream where I was an old man and homeless, sleeping out rough in an alley and a Latino soldier comes along and starts questioning me about why I am sleeping on the ground in the alley so I try to be explain myself in Spanish but he hits me in the head with a rifle butt and I slowly die from a brain hemorrhage, everything fades to black.
Creepy but somewhat honest?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Putin to Melania - 'my eyes are up here'.
My left arm is losing feeling and strength, should I go to the hospital or trust it to pass?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 13, 2018:
Based upon the limited information you provided I have no idea but if it is serious enough in your mind then you should probably check it out.
For those of us who like to grow flowers, are there any colors you prefer not to grow? I worked with...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 13, 2018:
My wife hates red roses because her ex would always give them to her after he had cheated on her, I found this out the hard way when we first started dating and I bought her what I thought was a nice, romantic bouquet of roses.
Marc Bolan interviews Stan Lee, 1975. [faroutmagazine.co.uk]
Surfpirate comments on Nov 12, 2018:
I doubt that Kirby and Ditko would shed a tear if they were still alive.
In Paris, President Trump Stood Alone [opb.org]
Surfpirate comments on Nov 12, 2018:
I think the other world leaders realized that he wanted some space so they left him alone, like you would someone with leprosy.
Good morning boys and girls. I'm just back from a jaunt westward and made two important ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 12, 2018:
I've long stated that 'The more I know people the more I like dogs' As luck would have it I whipped up a platter of yellow fin tuna and avacado sushi for dinner last night (stepmom is Japanese and taught me how to make it properly) but I put a bit too much wasabi in on one of the 3 rolls I made and it damn near blew the top of my head off when I bit into it. Wasabi is an interesting heat, it goes from warm to hot to Oh My Fucking Dog! in a heartbeat. lol
Dunning-Kruger Effect may explain Trumpers [psychologytoday.com]
Surfpirate comments on Nov 12, 2018:
Forrest Gump was more succinct - Stupid is as Stupid does.
Calgary lawyer challenging gay-straight alliance bill compares pride flags to swastikas [cbc.ca] ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 12, 2018:
I lived in Calgary for 4 years and it was often called Dallas North because of the influence of Texans on the culture through the oil industry, it also has a strong fundamentalist christian base as well. Our last prime minister was from Calgary and would have liked nothing better than to make Canada an extension of the US but got rid of his crazy, christian ass in the last election. I'm sorry to say that I gave Harper money when he was first starting his political career, a moment of very bad judgment on my part.
Do you wake up in the middle of the night for a few hours, it seems that you are a throw back to ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 12, 2018:
Up in the middle of the night again, 2 hours, time to head back to bed.
Global leaders snub Trump and his nationalistic vision Amid Armistice Day events in France, the ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 11, 2018:
I doubt he realizes that most of the world is moving from nonplussed to pissed off and the next step will be fuck you America.
When you are born atheistā£
Surfpirate comments on Nov 11, 2018:
Everyone is born an Atheist, some of us are willing to fight to keep it that way. (y)
Do you ever feel like you're absolutely alone?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 11, 2018:
Just an FYI - in my experience the majority are a bunch of fucking idiots that love nothing more than throw their feces at each other like a bunch of bored chimps at the zoo. My apologies for any disservice I may have done to some of the smarter chimps. ;)
Do you ever feel like you're absolutely alone?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 11, 2018:
My friends are spread all around the planet, people I have formed bonds with during my travels and people who I have connected with online. The fact is that there just aren't that many people that I am willing to invest the time and energy in to become friends with and the implied responsibilities that go with friendship. Maybe you just need to broaden your search parameters.
Trump on gun violence.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 11, 2018:
Much like the response to the bombing of civilians by American sponsored terrorists. Nobody really cares unless they are on the receiving end of the violence, that's why nothing changes.
So, you’re stranded alone on a Class M planet. Your basic needs are met, you have food, you are ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 11, 2018:
Sulu? I meant 7 of 9 and if she isn't a captain in the series it doesn't mean she won't be in a future series so close enough for me.
What could be more Atheist than a Trekkie Video? [youtube.com]
Surfpirate comments on Nov 11, 2018:
Rock and Rol - You can't go to warp without it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYE3nm9voUk
Anyone having this for Turkey Day? IF YOU ARE TIRED OF TURKEY OR HAMS FOR THE HOLIDAYS......HERE ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 11, 2018:
If you are serious about moving to Canada you need to change the recipe from oppossum to beaver. I'd much rather eat a beaver than a oppossum. ;)
What if the bible..
Surfpirate comments on Nov 11, 2018:
Wouldn't it be more practical if the Bibble of Drivel just started with the words GOD SAYS: ....... and the rest is just blank pages that allow you to fill in the blanks with all the hateful, nasty and disgusting things that people use the Bible to justify in their actions? No more silly quoting of chapter and verse, just say it's in the book and god says he's down with whatever I do because I hear him telling me so in my head.
The California wild fires are direct effects of climate change and a seven year drought. These are ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 10, 2018:
Trump and his base aren't worried about climate change because soon Jebus will be coming back and he will fix everything, starting by getting rid of all those Libtards who are in league with Lucifer. ;) People wonder why I am an Antitheist but it remains a mystery, strange and mysterious as that must seem.
David Bowie - China Girl (Official Video) [youtu.be]
Surfpirate comments on Nov 9, 2018:
Love Bowie's music and he had the one of the coolest houses I've ever seen. I built the writer's cottage on his property in Mustique after he had sold it to Felix Dennis, the house was made of antique bass relief teak panels from a whole village in Thailand, never seen anything quite like it.
I'm willing to bet this is the coolest thing you hear today and it was taped at a backyard bbq. :O ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 9, 2018:
Jump to the 2 minute mark if you just want to get straight to the song.
I am currently sitting thru the annual ethic training that all government employees are required to ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 9, 2018:
President Frump and the GOOP, taking hypocriscy to new lows. :D
What are the biggest challenges you face as an atheist?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 9, 2018:
I find that if I step back and look objectively at my life as an Atheist I see that it is a two edged sword. On the one hand I look at the world objectively, rationally and logically which I think gives me far greater peace of mind and also a competitive edge over the majority of people who have a world view that is skewed by religious delusions. On the other hand there are the problems associated with having to deal with a majority of the population who live their lives under a religious delusion where facts and logic don't always apply. I often find that it is what I imagine it would be like to be accidentally committed to an insane asylum even though you are perfectly sane, it can be extremely frustrating and often quite isolating to have to constantly deal with people that are technically insane from my perspective and at the same time try to establish relationships with the other wrongfully committed sane people (ie atheists and agnostics) who are in a similar boat as I am in; frustrated, isolated and often suspicious of other sane people because they can't be sure if I am sane or not. Technically speaking the majority perspective should rule so even though religion is a delusion, if the majority of people believe in it then they are setting the standard for what qualifies as sanity, ie the world is flat and the sun orbits the earth, stars are just light leaking through the curtain that divides us from the light of heaven, we are all born into original sin and are in constant mortal peril of eternal damnation if we don't spend our lives walking on eggshells in adherence to illogical religious doctrine, etc. etc.
Wise words
Surfpirate comments on Nov 9, 2018:
Two words - No Witnesses.
The plot on my personal election story thickens and there is now not only just a recount ordered but...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 8, 2018:
Holy Smokes! Now the old guard is circulating a rumour that I'm a drug dealer in order to explain how I managed to retire before I was 50. These people are really unbelievable and need to go back to Trumpland where they belong.
We keep seeing posts from Americans seeking refuge here in Canada - but what about the other side of...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 8, 2018:
Turn that Canuck Caravan around and half the businesses in Florida will be bankrupt by April. :D
She also forgot the green chile and garlic
Surfpirate comments on Nov 8, 2018:
Odd that lobsters don't act that way when I put them in a pot of boiling water, usually I stab them in the head with a chef's knife first but still.
Did you notice that the dangerous invading caravan that we needed to send thousands of troops to ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 8, 2018:
Many of those young mothers pushing strollers all the way from Guatemala and Honduras have endured hardships that Trump and his band of twats can't even imagine. In a fair fight those women would kick the living shit out of Trump and his Trumpsters.
a little something to brighten your day.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 8, 2018:
That's awesome.
I can't help but wonder why there's not alot of members here? My ex was terrified of being in ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 8, 2018:
I think most people are raised to get a good job and obey their employers but for those of us who are used to being free and making a payroll for our employees who are our extended family it's a very different world.
Recycling has its treasures for a garden. An old park bench is used as patio stones to save on pea ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 8, 2018:
I think anyone who gets serious about gardening is willing to mix a little magic in with their science. ;)
I've been on the go all day. I was wondering if there were any new assaults on the Constitution by ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 8, 2018:
From the alt media in Britain comes this little gem. :D https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/for-a-rambling-incoherent-bigot-im-still-doing-surprisingly-well-20181107179137?fbclid=IwAR1zaQPku8uj_1P3r6nL5jilb3WIQtYxYVexTlB19neA5OmY9tKLuBmWeFc
Can these massive bricks solve storage for renewable energy?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 8, 2018:
An interesting concept with the benefit of being simplistic which is usually best in the real world. Another concept which is gaining traction is Molten Salt Batteries for grid storage, also simplistic and affordable; anything we can do to improve efficiency and reduce environmental impact is a good thing.
Blondie - Heart Of Glass [youtu.be]
Surfpirate comments on Nov 7, 2018:
Not available in Canada for viewing but it doesn't matter because the song started playing in my head as soon as I saw her face.
Aristotle said "Manly men are attracted to manly things", and the manliest of things are men. This ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 7, 2018:
Steve Hughes covered the topic in hilarious fashion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecr27Q_L9l8
I have agreed to sacrifice my day off to take a co-worker for a colonoscopy and have negative ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 7, 2018:
You're an adult and free to make whatever decisions you find acceptable to you, just be prepared to accept the consequences of those decision like an adult as well. Personally, I don't allow negative attachments in my life, there are costs to that decision but the benefits greatly outweigh the costs.
Here's a life hack I accidentally found out. For those of you that live in a place where it gets ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 7, 2018:
Creamed soups that have milk solids will separate but the other soups like Habitant French Canadian Pea Soup with Ham will not separate, so if you are going to leave your soup out to freeze then take a page out of the Quebecers handbook and buy French Canadian Pea Soup.
I am super proud of all you nonbelievers who rocked the vote today!. Show me your “I voted” ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 6, 2018:
I didn't vote today, some silly rule about having to be an American citizen but I think my 3 kids voted because they have dual citizenship.
Men, please be warned !
Surfpirate comments on Nov 6, 2018:
Have no fear, that's just what we call a Moose Knuckle, at least that's what we call in Canada.
[amp.cnn.com] I read this, but as interesting as it is...this is what it made me think ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 6, 2018:
The Planet Killer from the original Star Trek series but then maybe it was the surfboard that the Silver Surfer rode in his search for worlds that his master Galactus could destroy.
Been away for a bit, I have been mingling with the Christian sheep of the world, and found no reason...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 6, 2018:
Did you manage to save any of them while you were mingling or were they all beyond saving? ;)
Goodmorning, San Antonio! One day here, then back to my little home. What should I do for fun after ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 6, 2018:
Riverwalk and if you need a place to chill a bit you can check out the Alamo which is nearby.
Just in case she decides to throw a rock or something.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 6, 2018:
President Bonespurs needs to ask someone who has actually been to war just what the rules of engagement are.
This is Rule 93
Surfpirate comments on Nov 6, 2018:
Well surprise, surprise, surprise! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ZIf2H9S0E=PLD8DEC72D26A73974
So I have been thinking about traveling at the beginning of next year... I still don't have an exact...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 6, 2018:
If by travel you mean spending at least several months visiting other cultures then I recommend you take a low and slow approach so you can immerse yourself in the culture and really get a sense of the history and the people wherever you decide to go. If on the other hand you want a whirlwind vacation of a week or two, ie. 14 countries in 10 days then you should try Western Europe as it is reasonably safe, affordable and has good night life and scenery/history. For something a little more exotic you might want to try a layover of a few days in Iceland as it has stunning scenery and an active nightlife, plus some of the most beautiful women in the world according to many surveys on the topic.
This is it folks ! Tuesday, 6 November 2018 “The good thing about democracy is that every vote ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 6, 2018:
Ultimately, we always get the government we deserve. Doesn't say much about us does it? ;)
The next line should immediately come to your lips.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 5, 2018:
Just in case the words didn't immediately come to your lips. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GUrcEx7Guw
I had this dream when I was about 5, no older than 6 years.There was a bridge my parents and my twin...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 5, 2018:
Being able to be in your dream and then shift to an aerial view of the dream with your character still in it is an advanced form of dreaming, you seem to be a natural at it since you achieved this at a very young age and remembered it. I've been killed in my dreams as well but like you it wasn't painful, just a sharp ending like when you hit the rocks.
Its Guy Fawlkes night here in UK. Never really understood what we are celebrating. Certainly the guy...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 5, 2018:
I think that the celebration is to honour the last time that a man entered the British Parliament with honest intent. ;)
Hi this is my first post here.I dream every night all my life and remember some.I read if you do not...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 5, 2018:
Sleep researchers have found that most people dream (enter REM sleep) every night, at least for a short while but most people do not remember their dreams on a regular basis, so you are one of the lucky. You say you have never had a nightmare but you have had falling dreams, dreams involving injury and perhaps even death? Most people would consider falling dreams and dreams involving injury and death to be nightmares but it depends upon the person. Do you have any other tips that might help people to remember their dreams? Most people in this group seem to either have disturbing dreams they want to understand better or they want to learn how to dream better and remember those dreams. Anything you can offer would be appreciated.
Steve Bannon warns that women are going to 'take charge of society'
Surfpirate comments on Nov 4, 2018:
Makes sense, they do most of the really important shit already.
I need to stop. Need to just stop. Stop right now! Help?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 4, 2018:
Have you considered putting them in a blender with some heavy cream, ice cubes and vodka? Not sure how that will turn out but how bad could it be? :D
I just woke up from an amazing dream! Ordinary settings - workplace, urban streets, courthouse ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 4, 2018:
A nice vampire? sounds very cool. I've only ever encountered the more negative version in my dreams although I did have a dream with a werewolf that followed me home and once thoroughly chastised he was quite alright to have around. ;) Except that an 8' tall werewolf tends to scare the crap out of everyone else in your dream so that was a negative. :D
What's your "Atheist Public Persona"?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 4, 2018:
I am very open about my lack of delusional beliefs and I do my best to avoid associating with the devote types, the same way that I would avoid other forms of psychosis because it really is a form of insanity when you think about it rationally. I don't attack the delusional unless they attack me and even then I exercise restraint when I rebuff them, the way you stop a retarded kid from attacking you on a playground, reasonable force only because someone has to be the adult and it sure isn't going to be them. Beyond that I do my good deeds whenever the opportunity presents itself because I was and still am at heart, a fucking boy scout and live by the unofficial boy scout motto - whenever possible, try not to be a cunt. :)
A great Canadian comic, John Candy. [youtube.com]
Surfpirate comments on Nov 4, 2018:
I almost left out the best part, Uncle Buck said the things that most of us never have the courage to say but we really want to. I've said a few things like that in my time and they sure cost me a lot but it was always worth it. :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f9SdiLL4o0&t=1s
I’m ashamed to have been a part of the Christian Right, all those years ago..
Surfpirate comments on Nov 4, 2018:
Think of it as a do over, like being born again but as an atheist this time so you have real hope. :)
No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 3, 2018:
So the glass isn't half empty or half full but it may or may not have water in it, or wine for that matter and if that's the case you either need a refill or you need to drink up as you're falling behind. ;)
This, this, this!
Surfpirate comments on Nov 3, 2018:
Tis almost the season when fake kindness & sugar-coated bullshit goes into overdrive, with the buying of presents and the kissing of people you really can't stand. There's a reason that I'm a humbug at Xmas.
Alot of people hate me. i hate alot of people. seems fair to me then again i have a heart of stone
Surfpirate comments on Nov 3, 2018:
So much energy wasted, why not get a dog or better yet get a cat?
When you turn to friends for commiseration and all they want to do is tell you what you did wrong ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 3, 2018:
It may be something in the air, I've certainly noticed that I am getting heapfuls of horseshit from a lot of people that are normally kind and decent people, I'm also aware that I am willing to spread more manure than usual and I'm trying my best to keep that in check.
Party Time! Dirty Limerick Contest! My internet speed is temperamental this evening so if I ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 2, 2018:
There was a young sailor from Brighton Who remarked to his girl, 'You've a tight one' She replied 'Oh my Soul' You're in the wrong hole, There's plenty of room in the right one.
Just wanted to say Hey!
Surfpirate comments on Nov 2, 2018:
That's a hallucinagenic for sure.
Party Time! Dirty Limerick Contest! My internet speed is temperamental this evening so if I ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 2, 2018:
What was the first dirtiest?
Oooohhhhmmmmmm....
Surfpirate comments on Nov 2, 2018:
It really works, especially if I avoid any contact with angry, bitter and nasty old farts on this island I call home. :D
A 4-year-old girl collapses from exhaustion and refuses to walk any further. These are the ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 2, 2018:
Que linda, la pequina chica. (but her 6 year old brother is a bad hombre) ;)
Party starting tonight at 7 EST. Dirty limerick contest.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 2, 2018:
Let's try a classic shall we, one every school boy knows by heart? There once was a man from Nantucket His dick was so long he could suck it, He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it.
Billions of god-believers have had thousands for years to come up with valid reasons for believing ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 2, 2018:
The evidence for the existence of any god is infinitesimally small but the need that many people have for a god is infinitely great, so many people believe in the unbelievable.
If this doesn't scare you nothing will. Me, Halloween night downtown Las Cruces, Halloween
Surfpirate comments on Nov 2, 2018:
An Edwardian gentleman out for his evening stroll. (y)
It’s spreading. Here the leader of the official opposition party in Canada complains about the ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 1, 2018:
He's no Stephen Harper and that's saying a lot because Harper was a serious asshole of the first order. I remember giving him money when he was just starting out in politics as a Reformer, worst investment I ever made.
Hard tacos are really just soft tacos but with more street cred.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 1, 2018:
Aren't soft tacos just mini burritos?
I knew this was going to happen. [youtu.be]
Surfpirate comments on Nov 1, 2018:
That's one of the great things about being a Canadian, we have a well developed sense of humour, but then we need it living next to the US. :D
Is this true? Seems like a good idea to me.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 1, 2018:
Is this true? lol Of course it's true, why do you think Canadians think that Amerikans are nuttier than a fruit cake?
To the rescue.
Surfpirate comments on Oct 31, 2018:
Awesome! It's Krypto!
I have a ton of candy but, very few trick or treaters this year. Maybe it's because last year I was ...
Surfpirate comments on Oct 31, 2018:
I had a group of 3 kids come by around 6 pm, their mom drove them to my door. These are the first trick or treaters I have had in 4 years on this island, luckily I had a few candy bars in the larder.
When a close friend or family member is "asking for prayers" and you want to wish them well what ...
Surfpirate comments on Oct 31, 2018:
Hoping for the best for you with my fingers crossed.
Fido Bandito.
Surfpirate comments on Oct 31, 2018:
Che Grrrveura?
154 mass shootings so far this year and not one of them has been committed by a black man or an ...
Surfpirate comments on Oct 31, 2018:
But But But - Mexicans and Blacks are BAD people Very BAD! Trump said so on FOX News so it must be true.
Baby's ready!
Surfpirate comments on Oct 31, 2018:
Ready? Where's the dressing and why isn't she in the oven??
Answering the door after 50 trick or treaters - [youtube.com]
Surfpirate comments on Oct 31, 2018:
I just received my first 3 trick or treaters at my door, the first ones in 4 years living on this island I call home, it's a good thing I had some candy bars to shell out with.
Has anyone here ever heard of the TV show Firefly?
Surfpirate comments on Oct 31, 2018:
Do you mean the sci fi tv series that has a huge cult following in spite of the fact that it only ran for 14 episodes or were you talking about a tv documentary about the bug? ;)
Happy Halloween ???
Surfpirate comments on Oct 31, 2018:
I had that song stuck in my head this morning when I woke up, it's so much more appropriate for Halloween.
It's time!
Surfpirate comments on Oct 31, 2018:
Great costume! (y)

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