I am currently reading "Flight or Fright" - it is a book of short horror stories about flying.

Surfpirate comments on Sep 9, 2018:

I love flying and have flown in everything from ultralight aircraft to airliners to small passenger prop planes. I know what the odds are and that it is a lot safer on average than driving a car but I did find the flight into the island of Mustique, which I made regularly because I was build there, to be a bit hair raising. The island is only 1.5 miles by 3 miles so the airstrip is partly on the side of the hill and the twin otter prop plane that services the island from Barbados has to actually do a controlled stall as it reaches the start of the runway, then you fall out of the sky onto the air strip and immediately start hitting the brakes or you will go off the end of the runway. A bit dodgy the first time because the klaxon horn indicating a stall start going off in the cramped cabin but after that first time it doesn't surprise you anymore. I love to fly in my dreams as well, so much better than being in a plane.

In honor of dumpster fires.

Surfpirate comments on Sep 10, 2018:

In this topsy turvy world even cats have to watch their backs. :D

Here is an example of my Weird dreams Ok so this is just part of the dream but gives you an idea of...

Surfpirate comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I like the imagery, particularly the wombats that live among us but go unnoticed and the double helix of dreamers. To me it indicates that you are sensing a coming together of a universal consciousness that is represented by the dreamers and that this will lead to a reversal of priorities for humanity.

Trump said the government is prepared for Hurricane Florence | McClatchy Washington Bureau

Surfpirate comments on Sep 11, 2018:

What can I say, those people are screwed if they don't evacuate immediately. I wouldn't expect any aid after the storm if Puerto Rico is any example of how the POTUS responds to disaster victims.

At store two days ago : The lady in front of me on line is chatting w cashier girl : " ain't no ...

Surfpirate comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Jesus is drunk, all the time, he needs a designated driver and that would be a real person.

This is the famous - I hope !- Mr Marcello ♥️ Lounging on the back patio , yet keeping an eye ...

Surfpirate comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Life is short and death is forever, one of the great things about being an atheist is not having to put off until the afterlife what you should be enjoying today because there is no heaven or hell.

Chinese Colinisation [dailymaverick.co.za]

Surfpirate comments on Sep 14, 2018:

I worked for several years with a Chinese firm around the time of the repatriation of Hong Kong to the PRC and I can tell you that their perspective is general speaking a very different one from the West. They still see themselves as the only civilized culture on the planet, the Caucasians are merely a bunch of hairy barbarians that broke into their house while they were napping but who will soon be put back in their place. Where the West sends in legions of troops when they colonize an area, the Chinese sends in legions of merchants and seize all of a country's resources through trade. They get you to give them your resources at a very cheap price whereas the Westerns prefer to rob you at gunpoint.

This made me really LOL

Surfpirate comments on Sep 14, 2018:

I wonder what will be coming down the pipe for Doug Ford's campaign manager in the next year or so?

Where's my fing coffee?

Surfpirate comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Stop, take a couple of deep breathes and then close your eyes and visualize the can of coffee and where you put it when you got home that day a week ago, probably some place different than the usual. You should be making coffee in no time, like I am right now, kettle is boiling and the french press is ready to go.

Sept. 16: Dream Diary

Surfpirate comments on Sep 16, 2018:

A construction dream last night, something I haven't had in a while. I was back in Toronto in the neighbourhood I grew up in on Lake Ontario and I had a large job on the go which was bogged down in the usual day to day issues that are part of a large construction project probably a couple million in the hole and I was running for election and that was a headache as well, so I was a bit stressed in my dream. I'm worried about what I will do to fix these issues and I'm thinking to myself about where I will come up with the extra money when one of my campaign workers asked me if I bought a house down the street from my campaign headquarters, he points and say 'You know, #50'. So I look and it is an older brick row house from the 1920's, very nicely maintained in a good neighbourhood and even though I don't like living in cities anymore I think this is a very nice property and I would like to have it but I am still worrying about the money I need for the major project which I think is a grocery store. I decide to go look at #50 but then change my mind when I remember I have a similar property at the end of the street which is right beside a steep bluff that overlooks the lake but the ground is unstable there and is constantly being eroded, I get to this other property and I can see it is an up and down duplex conversion of a nice older two storey, brick house like #50 but with a better view although and more questionable position because of the bluff. I had forgotten that I had even bought this property for a good price because the inside was run down and I had asked my mechanical project manager's wife to fix it up but don't spend too much money on it because of the unstable ground beside it. I see when I pull up that the side lane which separates the duplex from the bluff is in bad shape but I also know it won't be too big of a job to fix it if I bring in a bulldozer for a day, then I go inside the building. Lorna (the wife of my Mechanical PM Jimmy) has a whole crew of guys working away inside, they have torn out a few walls and are repairing the plaster, the kitchen needs to be refurbished as well and Lorna is all excited about the work but I am concerned because instead of giving it a coat of paint and a few touch ups this is a full scale renovation and I can tell it is at least $100k already spent and this new crew is a subcontractor that I don't know but he's looking at me with that 'I hope you can pay for all of this look in his eye'. I can see I am committed to do the rest of the work as well as pay for the work already done so it's probably going to cost me a quarter million by the time I am done and I don't have any idea where I will be getting that money. Lorna takes me upstairs to show me the 2nd unit and it has an amazing ...

The name is Bates

Surfpirate comments on Sep 16, 2018:

I actually knew a Mike Baten and yes we did call him MasterBaten.

“As I’ve always said, a new day has dawned in Ontario.” drugged ford [thestar.com]

Surfpirate comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Personally, I am wondering where Ford is going next if he gets his way with Toronto City Council, once that's out of the way then the question that comes to mind is 'Who's Next?' The last time the Tories were in power in Ontario they amalgamated and downloaded services to the municipal level of government, 20 years later and some townships and counties are still reeling from that blow. Out here in the hinterland that is Kingston and the Thousand Islands, we are wondering how long it will take before Ford's evil eye turns on us and what we can do to fight it.

What a difference an hour makes, these are the open moonflowers an hour later

Surfpirate comments on Sep 18, 2018:

I remember them from Ecuador, very fragrant.

Do other people have tiny little frogs sticking to their windows at night or is it just me? Lol...

Surfpirate comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Those peepers are peeping in your windows. When we first moved to Bermuda we found their peeping so loud we could barely get to sleep at night.

Today is unofficially unhappy White Peeps Day.

Surfpirate comments on Sep 25, 2018:

People hate change because they fear it, even when it is a good change for the better there are people who will resist it tooth and nail. Perhaps because most of us are ignorant but at least people adapt once the change occurs and it is proven to be nothing to be afraid of, except for the real knuckle draggers of course.

Thanks for my oldest sister that started my rock out right Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild ...

Surfpirate comments on Sep 27, 2018:

That whole album was awesome, I certainly heard it played enough at biker parties when I was a teenager.

It's gonna be epic! (Or not). Who knows.

Surfpirate comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Once more into the breach my friend.

November is coming... [giphy.com]

Surfpirate comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Dakari!

I am very offended that the "President" now has my and is blowing up my phone with "Alerts".

Surfpirate comments on Oct 3, 2018:

This could be a powerful motivator for some millennials to get out and vote against the GOP in November.

You Canadians have a lot more going for you than what you think.

Surfpirate comments on Oct 3, 2018:

So many Americans believe it is a snap to move to Canada, like moving to a different state but in fact it is a different country. It's possible to move to Canada from the US but unless you have A LOT of money you will have to get in line with the rest of the people from around the globe who want to move here. Here's a link: https://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/travel-voyage/mrc-drc-eng.html Just as an FYI, we know exactly how much we have going for ourselves and seeing the shit show that is American politics just makes us more appreciative of that.

A thought experiment, which I came up with many years ago while studying for my Classics A-Level.

Surfpirate comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I don't see how this would have changed the timeline on the fall of the Roman Empire. The collapse of the Roman Empire had more to do with over extended resource supply lines than it had to do with politics, armies and whole civilizations for that matter need to be fed and the situation eventually became untenable as the empire reached its peak.

Made it to Baltimore in the rain last night.

Surfpirate comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Be careful driving around Baltimore, the place is full of Baltimorons.

This is the sort of shit they post on the Conservative Atheists Forum, isn't that a contradiction in...

Surfpirate comments on Oct 6, 2018:

I'm against blocking in principle because I'm a Lefty Libertarian politically speaking - fiscally responsible but socially responsible as well. There used to be a social contract between the wealthy and the rest of society but that got scrapped by greed, selfish fuckers and corporations as people which makes it so easy for the selfish fuckers to do their evil shit and claim that they have clean hands. If we aren't free then the rest is just a question of how pretty a cage do you live in. JMHO

What are your thoughts about the Morons from the Conservative Atheists Group polluting our fine ...

Surfpirate comments on Oct 8, 2018:

They make up in offensiveness with quantity what they lack in quality but there does come a point where it's just a shit sandwich oozing out of their mouths. The claim freedom for all but the only talk the talk and grow increasingly incoherent in their rants to the point where it really isn't offensive but just deeply moronic. That's when they need to be cut loose.

Beware @dicky2018 has arrived ! Check out his bio ! Welcome to our humble home.

Surfpirate comments on Oct 14, 2018:

And he's gone.

Building a Reflecting Pond on a Budget.

Surfpirate comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I checked my numbers and it came in at $269 plus tax so just under $300. Extreme duty tarp - $59 Utility Pump - $39 36 pavers x $2 - $72 24 retaining blocks - $50 Light globes - $44 Everything at clearance or auction prices for a total of $269 plus my sweat.

So, who had a cartoon crush growing up? Here's mine. Intelligent and cute.

Surfpirate comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Who doesn't love a bad girl?

So, who had a cartoon crush growing up? Here's mine. Intelligent and cute.

Surfpirate comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Although Daphne was hotter than Velma, too bad she wasn't that bright and was such a whiner.

Must love dogs ♥

Surfpirate comments on Oct 16, 2018:

I used to say that 'The more I know people the more I love my dog'.

Early this morning I made about 30 croissants.

Surfpirate comments on Oct 18, 2018:

30 croissants! you better tell her to bring an overnight bag.

My kind of guy... ;)

Surfpirate comments on Oct 19, 2018:

??? I thought all guys did this, that and bring their princess coffee in bed each morning.

Ted Cruz's Wife Complains Her Husband's $174K Salary Not Enough For a Vacation Home

Surfpirate comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Since all those fuckers are raking in million$ in kickbacks and bribes I can only imagine that Ted Cruz has a bit of trim on the side that his wife doesn't want to know about, maybe seconds with Stormy Daniels?

As we celebrate awareness for something this month, please be sure to share this if you know someone...

Surfpirate comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Isn't Awareness month the institutional equivalent of Thoughts and Prayers?

VOTE, like your life depends on it.

Surfpirate comments on Oct 22, 2018:

That poster looks like it is from the 20's or the 30's, how tragic that it is still relevant today. :(

so, Yesterday one of my chickens (the old one) lost her head! literally as it was chopped of by me, ...

Surfpirate comments on Oct 24, 2018:

A Republican chicken, who knew? lol

we are up to 12. one name not released, the other to senator Cory booker.

Surfpirate comments on Oct 26, 2018:

So a dozen 'devices' mailed to people who do not open their mail personally and not one of them detonated? All of them sent with the same packaging and distinguishing features? What a wonderful way to stir up fear and hatred in 350 million people for the cost of a pound of black powder that any kid with a chemistry set could whip up and a few sections of pipe from Home Depot.

Do you ever feel you're a magnet for people with mental disabilities?

Surfpirate comments on Oct 26, 2018:

There is a support group for people who are dealing with family or friends with mental illness, it's called NAMI. I have a brother and a nephew with schizophrenia so I took their course which was very enlightening and informative. One of the things that they covered was how people with mental illnesses seek out support persons to help them survive in the real world, in order to cope they develop a sense for those of us who are caring and empathetic to their plight and when they find us they automatically try to attach themselves to us as a survival mechanism. However, because this relationship is dependent for them they also develop a loathing for the very people that support them and help them survive; it's a bit like the Scorpion and the Frog fable.

What's your favorite Halloween memory ? ???

Surfpirate comments on Oct 26, 2018:

I remember telling my mom I was going out collecting for my paper route on Halloween night, I was probably 11 years old and since my parents were Jehovah's Witnesses I had never been Trick or Treating, just heard about it from my friends at school. My mom gave me that look that says she is seeing right through my ploy but she let me go anyways. I didn't collect a dime but I did fill up the newspaper carrier's bag that was part of my lame-O costume with candy. Candy never tasted so good because it was like pirate loot. :D A couple of years later when my dad was no longer a JW and about to divorce my mom, my little brother who was 5 years younger than me asked my parents if he could go out Trick or Treating and my mom said NO but my dad said "Let the kid have some fun for once in his life' so Morgan was allowed to go but he didn't have a costume. So my dad cut two eye holes and a mouth out of a paper bag, taped the scraps on top of the bag and put a couple of whiskers around the mouth with a marker and stuck it on my brother's head. 'There' he said 'You're a Cat'. I took him around the neighbourhood and he got his candy, happy as a little pig in shit with his paper bag on his head. No wonder I fucking hate all religions, the shit they do to kids is completely twisted. :D

This from my fundie sister .

Surfpirate comments on Aug 28, 2020:

It would appear that your sister was dropped on her head as a child, multiple times. It may be best to just let he sit in the corner and talk to her imaginary friend as it seems to give her some comfort in her current condition or maybe some laudanam will help?

Have you been ostracized because of your lack of belief?

Surfpirate comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Well sort of.

My debate skills are TREMENDOUS...No one can do it like me!!!!

Surfpirate comments on Oct 1, 2020:

If there is a second debate then Trump and Biden should have to wear shock collars that go off if they interrupt each other out of turn. Biden will be safe and Trump can make comical facial expressions everytime he zaps himself.

Only TWO out of sixteen members of our Ethical Sluts are women. Say what?

Surfpirate comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Oh the immorality! Better to be an unscrupulous slut than an ethical one.

Where is the weirdest place you have seen religious propaganda?

Surfpirate comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Pulling into a truck stop just south of Trujillo, Peru at midnight, with a bad case of tourista, so bad I had previously tried to stop at the side of the highway only to see flashlights being turned on from the tiny shacks in the desert along the side of the road. I managed to hobble to the banos at the truck stop as one does when your bowels are about to explode and you don't want that to happen prematurely, only to find an inch of murky water on the floor of the washroom that I shuffled through to the porcelain throne sans seat. I just managed to get over the bowl when the explosion came and sweat poured out of me in the way that it does when you have food poisoning and my body began to tremble with weakness. That's when I noticed what my options for wiping my arse were (A) the remains of a Webster's Dictionary or B a soggy volume of the Bible left by the Gideons. I would have used the bible but it was soggy and the quality of the paper not as reliable as the dictionary, so I used some pages from the R section of Webster's. Nice Try Gideons!

Can you believe how dirty some things get?

Surfpirate comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Dead Man Walking! lol

Whether or not God exists, Christopher Hitchens is still a scumbag

Surfpirate comments on Nov 19, 2020:

The author of this rant (toxic34) is entitled to his opinion but it doesn't make it accurate or correct. I enjoy much of what Maher and Hitchens have had to say over they years. However, nothing from (toxic34) comes to mind as memorable.

Who's with me?

Surfpirate comments on Nov 20, 2020:

I'm down for some shenanigans, once I get through lolligagging.

For my American friends...all in the same boat.

Surfpirate comments on Nov 26, 2020:

And that's how the USofA became a 2 party system.

I'm not sure what is broken, but I would suggest getting it fixed soon

Surfpirate comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Somebody needs to get their oil changed.

I laughed at this - not gonna lie

Surfpirate comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Something a bit more moving than just plain old ;BOING"

Perfect, I tested negative for Covid, finally got tested by having my first heart attack tonight.

Surfpirate comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Wow, did that come out of nowhere or did you have a condition that you were already aware of? Good to hear that you are on the mend.

I dream of living in a post-religious society.

Surfpirate comments on Dec 24, 2020:

You've got to break a few eggs if you want to make an omelet. There is nothing contained within religion that is worth keeping that isn't already part of the human condition, getting rid of religion is just getting rid of the control mechanism that limit human potential. People are good because they choose to act in a socially responsible way - religion is not required for this condition to persist and increase, in fact it is diametrically opposed to that condition.

is there another opportunity of life after death

Surfpirate comments on Dec 27, 2020:

Another? Did you have an opportunity for life after death in the first place or is this just a childhood delusion that you haven't shaken free of yet?

Just been 'informed' via an anonymous ( you've got to kidding) note left in my mail box that, "yur ...

Surfpirate comments on Dec 28, 2020:

He must struggle to read the King James Bible with his language skills or maybe they make a bible in the hillbilly dialect he is used to? I wouldn't be worried about his imaginary friend coming to smite you but he may eventually blow up his home and take you out in the process, he does like to tinker.

It seems legit...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Explains all those noxious gases escaping from volcanic vents and fumaroles.

BLM and Antifa protesters were beaten viciously by police.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Once again we have to accept that there is no such thing as white privilege.

Hey guys, I want to ask a question 😊 I was busy yesterday 😁 anyways here it goes.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Canada is closed for the foreseeable future and I think we will be scrutinizing people coming in from the US after this pandemic is over. I live on a beautiful island in Canada, no need for me to go anywhere unless we get invaded by Amerikaans - again.

I really like Indian Essentials Saag Aloo seasoning packets but since the beginning of COVID have ...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 14, 2021:

A list of the spices and proportions you will need to make Saag Aloo, looks like you could make a lot for $40 worth of spices from the bulk store. 1/2 tablespoon ground coriander 1 teaspoon garam masala 1/2 teaspoon ground turmeric 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/4 teaspoon asafetida 1 teaspoon brown mustard seeds 1 teaspoon cumin seeds 1 1/2 teaspoons sea salt

The last time I faced death 💀 I almost gave in to his final bit of grooming.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 14, 2021:

I look back on the past 60 years and consider all of the times I cheated death and I realize that it was often more a case of catch and release. Eventually I may be worth keeping but for today I will enjoy the fresh air in my lungs and the desire to appreciate another beautiful sunrise. Come tomorrow. :)

Oh fuck! Lol

Surfpirate comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Where in the flying fuck at a rolling donut did this come from?

“I’m an atheist, and that’s it.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Katherine Hepburn, a woman with true grit. (y)

As a long-time minimalist this quote resonates.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 31, 2021:

My wife and I spent two years traveling around South America, one suitcase and one day pack each. We sold everything when we left Bermuda and decided to see how minimalistic we could live and it was very liberating to not have to take care of the stuff that accumulates over time.

My Sunday Sermon...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Love is Hate, Trust is Fear and Ignorance is Bliss - Now shut up and pay your tithe or you're going to burn. LOL

Taking personal responsibility instead of blaming others. Your thoughts?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 31, 2021:

I'm down with the personal responsibility but I wouldn't want to walk a mile in those shoes, they look really uncomfortable.

Hippos also laugh when they do this around humans..

Surfpirate comments on Feb 3, 2021:

I saw a hippo do this at the Metro Toronto Zoo and thought Hmm, I wonder why he did that? Now I know.

[youtu.

Surfpirate comments on Feb 7, 2021:

One copper against a mob, he did the smart thing and led the herd away from the politicians and down a side corridor, very much reminds me of Rick Grimes leading a horde of Zombies away from the town in the TV show The Walking Dead.

The first step

Surfpirate comments on Feb 9, 2021:

It would be nice to hang his ugly ass from a yardarm but both parties need him around for different reasons so the Orange Turd and his stink will be around for quite a bit longer. Hard to believe that a lone gunman with a magic bullet can't be found in the lower 48.

Some things never change.

Surfpirate comments on Feb 11, 2021:

Compulsive Greed should be a mental health issue to be treated but instead we put these psychos on the cover of Forbes Magazine. Seriously, how many mega yachts does one person need to have in order to feel less like an empty vessel?

After Jebus killed off the dinosaurs, Satan buried the bones to deceive and mislead the faithful ...

Surfpirate comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Although, maybe Odin had a part to play in the extinction of the dinosaurs too. ;)

Interesting.

Surfpirate comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Meanwhile in Canada, just a mile from the US border, we picked up another foot of snow last night and the windmills are spinning away just fine, generating power for our grid. Wherever you find Big Oil then you will find the lies they spin about alternative energy sources, small minded and short sighted.

The effect of rich in politics,

Surfpirate comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Ike warned the people of the dangers of the US Military Industrial Complex, nobody listened to him. JFK tried to take steps to limit it and he caught a magic bullet.

The Anger Stage of the Cross

Surfpirate comments on Feb 17, 2021:

And then the Roman guard stabbed him with a spear just to shut him the fuck up.

Uh-huh.

Surfpirate comments on Feb 17, 2021:

I was pleased to see that Rudy Guilliani and the Proud Boys were also named in the lawsuit. If they win then there will be damages awarded which will be effective at stopping some of these hate crime groups and individuals. People tend to behave in a more civil manner when they know the consequences of spewing hate can be losing your home, your money and your business.

Just a friendly warning!

Surfpirate comments on Feb 17, 2021:

As we say in Canada - No deposit, No return.

It's a bonus for some of us.

Surfpirate comments on Mar 3, 2021:

I seem to recall the one on the left on a free porn site, the middle and right are the same gal with different coloured hair, plus the chicken feet. Chicken feet would be a deal breaker for me, too many luncheons meetings with the Tong in my early days, they always want to order the chicken feet for the white boy.

Power of snacks and a nap.

Surfpirate comments on Mar 3, 2021:

You sound hangry, have a Snickers Bar. lol

Just wishing we'd had a couple of these pop up on Jan.

Surfpirate comments on Mar 7, 2021:

By intent?

Damn right I am....

Surfpirate comments on Mar 8, 2021:

As a carpenter I can suggest that a nail gun would be quicker.

Vintage Oddities Part 3 :) From 1906, Siemen's first vacuum cleaner.

Surfpirate comments on Mar 12, 2021:

I certainly hope she is smoking weed and not Gauloise.

Will social pressure and perks work to get folks vaccinated?

Surfpirate comments on Mar 13, 2021:

If you were a kid at school and some of the kids decided it was cool to smear themselves with their own feces, would you want to hang out with that group? That's what far too many people are doing at the microbial level and I have even had a few of these shit smearing idiots try to suggest that I was being phobic because Dog Forbid, I was practicing best PPE practices. I think it is nice that they self identify, it makes it easier to know who not to socialize with.

Modern art depicts alcoholism. [mymodernmet.com]

Surfpirate comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I'll drink to that but not to excess.

Why is it so hard to STOP thinking constantly bombarding negative thoughts?

Surfpirate comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Taking off the armour and exposing yourself to the world without it is the most terrifying and the most liberating thing that a person can do. The danger is real, the consequences are potentially horrible but if you do not dare to try then you will never be free. Take your time, weigh the odds and proceed if you dare. Most people don't and that's okay too,

Let us all laugh at religion! post something you find very funny about your previous belief system.

Surfpirate comments on Mar 19, 2021:

I remember this image from the inside of one of the religious texts of the JW's when I was a little kid, even then I thought to myself, WTF!?

What's the difference?

Surfpirate comments on Mar 27, 2021:

They are both selling opiates.

In honor of the day, April 1st.

Surfpirate comments on Apr 1, 2021:

That gal always makes me wish that I was a chocolate eclair.

On a personal note: I'll be starting a new regimen of pain medicine.

Surfpirate comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Hang in there, pain is something a lot of us have had to learn to live with and it is no easy row to hoe.

Freaky easter bunny

Surfpirate comments on Apr 2, 2021:

There's something sexy about people that may just try to put a steak knife in your heart while you are sleeping, reminds me of my first wife but not as cute.

Easter bunny surprise.

Surfpirate comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Time to get your eyeglass prescription checked.

My dad died last year.

Surfpirate comments on Apr 6, 2021:

You did the loving thing and maybe it actually helped to give your father peace of mind, we don't really know what others think or how they feel, not completely. Maybe he was worried that he was going to the hell he was taught to believe in and your 'conversion' got him to purgatory instead, that's an improvement and not a failure. Playing along with another person's imaginary, magical world is something we all have to deal with as atheists but it is especially difficult. Kudos to you for setting aside logic for a moment to make your dying father feel better. (y)

Has anyone ever made chicken mole'?

Surfpirate comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Many times but I lived in Mexico for several years. It is a complicated recipe but also very forgiving if you decide to modify it, something you will find a lot of in Mexico depending upon which region you are in.

Just got 'accosted' by Evangelidiot.

Surfpirate comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Sounds like he has crunched the numbers and the plan won't work without a healthy injection of slave labour.

Happy Friday Groaner

Surfpirate comments on Apr 9, 2021:

That's milli-voltage just give him a bit of a tingle.

How many passed?

Surfpirate comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Those anti-gravity boobs are spectacular and extremely clean.

No one was really surprised

Surfpirate comments on Apr 21, 2021:

Earth must be tilted at a right angle towards us in the picture, otherwise we could all see that it is flat.

Happy Sunday....

Surfpirate comments on Apr 25, 2021:

Completely but the Covidiots will rise out of the ashes of our civilization like a retarded phoenix.

Ozymandias

Surfpirate comments on Apr 25, 2021:

They both left nothing behind but a Wasteland, very appropriate.

Now I know what Eric had against crocs

Surfpirate comments on Apr 26, 2021:

a bit like the kit that Sean Connery wore in Zardoz

Vaccines ranked for you. Which one is for you?

Surfpirate comments on May 6, 2021:

I would have thought Tequila shooters would have been more effective than Vodka shots.

I agree. 😆

Surfpirate comments on May 8, 2021:

2 looks good and I make a 3 or a 4 for my wife because her stomach gets upset easily.

Religious fish fry....

Surfpirate comments on May 8, 2021:

Two of those big one must have hit a shark or a dolphin or something more substantial than a guppy.

Look what a wrong number texted me.

Surfpirate comments on May 10, 2021:

What did the text say? 'NEXT'?