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General & Hellos

Apr 19, 2019Apr 2019

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Let's just get on with the chocolate bit, shall we. Big Chocolate Sale next Tuesday!

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Apr 19, 2019Apr 2019

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Musings from the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the Easter Holiday Happy Easter. We've been accused of being anti-Christian here lately. So I've been having a really good think about the whole Jesus thing. Correct me if I've got any of these details ...

I Love Halloween!

Apr 16, 2019Apr 2019

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Just a few things that have shown up on my feeds lately, Halloween is still going strong and its April.

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Apr 16, 2019Apr 2019

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What do you think? Fad or Functional? At $29.99 they certainly seemed to have found the sweet spot in that particular market and stainless steel for extra hygiene and durability.

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Apr 16, 2019Apr 2019

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Why is there public crowd funding and pledges of public funds by governments to rebuild a private building? The richest organization in the world neglected to maintain one of its buildings and as a result it burned down and had to be extinguished at...

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Apr 14, 2019Apr 2019

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Now that would give a person trust issues.

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Apr 14, 2019Apr 2019

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The basis for all patriarchal religions.

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Apr 14, 2019Apr 2019

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My older brother was a devout JW elder and bought himself a huge 8' tall telescope to explore the stars with and in my opinion to try and find DoG himself but he never got the picture. Don't forget to click on the link.

Apr 14, 2019Apr 2019

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Real journalists only repeat government approved progaganda. ;)

Apr 13, 2019Apr 2019

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Assange and Wikileaks only told the truth it was Hillary who lost the election and let Trump get in, Assange just pointed out the facts and we owe all whistle blowers a debt of gratitude. Without a strong and free press we will never have a strong ...

Apr 13, 2019Apr 2019

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When people say that a political party like the Regressive Conservatives are a better choice to govern Canada because they have strong family values and strong Xstian values that are good for morality and good for business - This is what I think. ...

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Apr 11, 2019Apr 2019

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I ordered a demo bike for our new electric bike rental business and this is what it looks like, I can't wait to ride it when it gets here in a couple of weeks. .

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Apr 11, 2019Apr 2019

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This just in from the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave. Just when you think it can't get any weirder we have this little piece of truth being stranger than fiction. Dog sex aside, who robs a bank and sets an upper limit on the take? If ...

General & Hellos

Apr 11, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Take your pick between a Toddler or a disgruntled 40 something. :)

General & Hellos

Apr 11, 2019Apr 2019

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Yeah, what sort of low life, snake oil salesman would try a stunt like that? ;)

I Love Halloween!

Apr 10, 2019Apr 2019

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I just love this, Go Disney! :)

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Apr 10, 2019Apr 2019

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It's been 6 weeks since my wife and I started the process of getting approval to open our business from the town planning council and it has been a real roller coaster ride. We have been bounced around by town administrators from pillar to post, the...

I Love Halloween!

Apr 10, 2019Apr 2019

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White House Halloween Pic, some very scary characters.

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Apr 10, 2019Apr 2019

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This is what happens when you let government legislate anything and everything. :)

I Love Halloween!

Apr 9, 2019Apr 2019

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How cool is that?

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Apr 9, 2019Apr 2019

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If only those heartless Xstians had bothered to read their own damned book then they would know this.

Tell Me Your Dreams

Apr 9, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Often I will wake up in the morning with a song in my head that is from the dream I had that night. The song will capture my attention and I will forget most of the dream as a result but the song will stick with me through the day. Here's today's ...

Apr 7, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

They say he was born in France but he just might be Acadian. :)

Apr 6, 2019Apr 2019

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A further update on the license plate fiasco in Ontario.

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Apr 6, 2019Apr 2019

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I've been an atheist my whole adult life and I have never been a Catholic but I have to say that she is really hot. It might not be the outfit though, it could just be that she is really hot.

General & Hellos

Apr 6, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

A cunning plan that might just get you out of a bind.

Apr 6, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

It's finally spring and we need to remember that conservation is an important part of gardening and we shouldn't waste anything. Plus a garden is a darned good place to get rid of a body. ;)

Apr 5, 2019Apr 2019

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Fascists, everywhere you turn these days there are fascists.

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Apr 4, 2019Apr 2019

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I had a moment of weakness the other day but I am feeling better now. :)

Apr 3, 2019Apr 2019

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Meanwhile in Ontario, we are open for business but only if you are connected to the right people, otherwise you have to go to the back of the bus and pay a Toonie if you want to use the facilities.

General & Hellos

Apr 3, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Have a Super Sparkly Day! :)

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Apr 3, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

A little humility goes a long way in life and it helps to smooth out some of the bumps we encounter along the way. Religion throws lots of brick bats at the unbelievers of the world and the desire to rage against that injustice is only natural but ...

Apr 3, 2019Apr 2019

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Canada = Northern North Mexico, I love it. :D

Apr 2, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

There is a slow motion train wreck occurring to the south of our border in Canada and we are aware of it and we have said little to date about it. Much like having a neighbour with domestic problems, you are concerned but you don't really feel it's ...

Apr 2, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

In the future when the damage is fully apparent and even the idiots try to distance themselves from Trump and proclaim that they were tricked, that they just didn't know how bad he was as a person. They knew because he told them just how bad a ...

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Apr 2, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Well I thought it was pretty punny. :)

General & Hellos

Apr 1, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

I'd learn to peddle my ass off in order to avoid that Crack of Doom.

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Apr 1, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

THE HEAVENS—Saying He was dealing with a lot of stuff at the time, God Almighty, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, admitted to reporters Monday that He was in a pretty bad place when He created the universe. “To be honest, it’s kind of hard for me ...

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Mar 29, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Funny how they get all freaky about that kinda thing. I recall a group of seniors have a seance on the grass at school and one of the girls completely tripped out (could've been the acid they had all dropped), they called an ambulance in the end and...

Highly Sensitive People (HSPs), Intuitives, and Empaths

Mar 29, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

I would imagine that a person would have to be highly sensitive, intuitive and empathic to be a medium - what a rough way to make a living.

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Mar 28, 2019Mar 2019

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Cautionary tales that were misinterpreted as how to guides.

Tell Me Your Dreams

Mar 27, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

A CANADIAN DREAM I dreamed last night that I was an independent candidate at a political debate and here's what happened. I arrived early for the debate and it was at a temporary building at the edge of the parking lot of a large shopping mall, one...

Mar 27, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

The Canadian position on same sex marriage summed up perfectly, just watch where you're putting that stick unless you have permission. ;)

Silly, Random & Fun

Mar 27, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Who needs Obamacare when there is Jesuscare? :)

Mar 26, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Hands up, anybody who is surprised at this outcome? Anyone? Anyone at all? I thought not.

Mar 26, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

I dreamed last night that I was an independent candidate at a political debate and here's what happened. I arrived early for the debate and it was at a temporary building at the edge of the parking lot of a large shopping mall, one of those ...

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Mar 24, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

11:11 am on Sunday morning and so far I have managed to maintain self control, the day is but young. ;)

Silly, Random & Fun

Mar 24, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Suffer the lil' Atheists. :)

General & Hellos

Mar 23, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Because everyday is Atheist Day! :)

Mar 23, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Promises, promises, we got 2 inches of the white stuff last night. Spring seems to be coming along with the 2nd Coming this year.

Mar 21, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

The Trumpian End Game - 3 squares and a bed.

Mar 21, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

The lovely ladies of Trumplandia.

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Mar 20, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Hello my fellow weirdos, so good to be back among my own people because let's be honest about being weird - All the Best People Are. ;)

Treehouses, tiny homes and natural building

Mar 19, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

My wife and I are in the process of opening up an electric bike rental company and these are images of similar pop up container shops that we envision as the home for the the business. We are meeting some resistance from the local planning ...

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Mar 18, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

As a Canadian I have always scratched my head when I tried to understand why our US cousins do not have and for many of them do not want, Universal Healthcare. How could the richest country in the world still not have this basic human right? Well ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Mar 17, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Dating App so many should be able to relate.

Mar 17, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

So is this one of those sick and hateful Trumpite things or is it just a mentally deficient people with access to automatic weapons thing?

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Mar 17, 2019Mar 2019

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Happy St. Paddy's Day, just another excuse to drink too much beer. ;)

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Mar 17, 2019Mar 2019

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I never saw God or Dog but I did get the sense that we are all just cells in a giant organism on this planet and linked to other planet organisms attached to other stars. If you drop LSD and think you are God then you have had a very bad trip ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Mar 17, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

The joys of dating, it's been 20 years since I had to jump through those hoops and I do not miss it one bit.

Silly, Random & Fun

Mar 16, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Isn't it hilarious how the religious transfer their own deviance onto us? :D

Mar 14, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Seeds will be arriving in the mail soon, time to start getting ready for the season and there is still more than a foot of snow on the ground. :)

Mar 14, 2019Mar 2019

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My wife has been suggesting that perhaps it is time for the NDP to take the reins of power. Neither of us has ever voted NDP so it surprised me when she mentioned it. Scaremongering aside, would the NDP do any worse than the Libs or the Tories?

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Mar 14, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

It really does cover pretty much everything, except those occasional WOW moments in life.

Mar 13, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

It's been a long winter, Canadians are pissed off at everything right now and politicians are easy targets.

I Love Halloween!

Mar 13, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Okay ladies, which one of you posted their pic on snapchat?

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Mar 12, 2019Mar 2019

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This guy works out every day, takes steroids and has a six pack that you can crush walnuts on - still can't see his own pecker. :D

Silly, Random & Fun

Mar 12, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

But, but, but - it's religion so it's completely different. lol

Mar 11, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

In praise of women and youth and courage against far right extremists.

Silly, Random & Fun

Mar 11, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Here it comes, wait for it, wait for it. :)

I Love Halloween!

Mar 11, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Now that's what I call an impressive Halloween costume.

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Mar 11, 2019Mar 2019

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All the funding that goes to the Right comes from this source of suffering.

Mar 8, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Who didn't have one of these as a kid?

Maps - Cartography -- Good, Bad, Funny, Annoying

Mar 8, 2019Mar 2019

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Scotland has Nessie but that's nothing compared to the stuff people are reporting in the US of A.

Anthropology and Archaeology

Mar 6, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

I really don't know why we keep celebrating Christopher Columbus when he was clearly a Johnny come lately in North America.

I Love Halloween!

Mar 6, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Witches have attitude. :)

Anthropology and Archaeology

Mar 6, 2019Mar 2019

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Is this a new twist on St. Brendan? Erin Go Bragh

Mar 6, 2019Mar 2019

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In related EV news.

Mar 6, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

TESLA is moving into the main stream market with the new model and price point. The retail outlets are being closed and all sales will be online to cut overhead and maintain a lower price point.

Mar 5, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

At the risk of branding Star Trek fans as Social Democrats, I'm going out on a limb and say I would vote for the Bernie/Picard Ticket. :)

Mar 5, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

The system is rigged and the table is tilted, Obama started off with good ideas but the system put him through the meat grinder, Trump is worse because he wants to turn the crank on the meat grinder for his corporate cronies.

Mar 5, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

This applies to pretty much anywhere in Canada right now but my cousin in Muskoka shared it with me. The local council prides themselves on maintaining the lowest tax rate in the county because they are so frugal when it comes to road repairs. I ...

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Mar 3, 2019Mar 2019

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Electric bike rentals is what my wife and I have come up with as a seasonal business venture. We have the opportunity to be dealers for 3 different electric bike manufacturers and we felt the best way to sell these bikes would be by renting them out...

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Feb 28, 2019Feb 2019

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Ahhh, Coffee! :)

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Feb 27, 2019Feb 2019

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I may be mistaken but this time I do think the Elites have seen it coming and are taking steps to avoid the typical end game scenario.

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Feb 27, 2019Feb 2019

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You walk up to a house and see that sign in the window, you check your six because that's sketchy as fuck.

Feb 27, 2019Feb 2019

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Canada, still the true north, strong and free.

Feb 27, 2019Feb 2019

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When you place a series of economic sanctions on a country that chokes off it's food suppy and other basic services but then offer humanitarian aid in an attempt to secure a regime change for your economic benefit, is it really charity?

Feb 27, 2019Feb 2019

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Conservatives are dumber and smarter than we realize and the same can be said for Liberals.

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Feb 27, 2019Feb 2019

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TSA isn't about protecting our safety when we fly, all the important people that make the laws and want to be protected are flying privately. It's about control and teaching people to accept control, that's why they advertise for TSA employees on ...

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Feb 27, 2019Feb 2019

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Hell is now full of RC priests and it is creeping Satan out, according to reports from The Onion.

Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 26, 2019Feb 2019

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Just remember this when they try to pull that 'Jesus Loves You' crap on you.

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Feb 24, 2019Feb 2019

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Some of us just figure this out as we go along but for the rest there is a book.

Anthropology and Archaeology

Feb 24, 2019Feb 2019

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Interesting shoe that would sell if it was on the shelves of a shoe store today.

General & Hellos

Feb 24, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Coming out to family is the hardest part, after that it's easy street.

Highly Sensitive People (HSPs), Intuitives, and Empaths

Feb 24, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

I test out as an ENFP/ENTP but I have always had hypersensitivity, particularly to the emotions of others around me. As I child I decided I had to toughen up if I was going to survive so I developed what I like to call shielding. I construct ...

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Feb 22, 2019Feb 2019

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I'm hearing a lot about the humanitarian crisis in Venezuela and how the evil socialist dictator is impeding humanitarian aid to his people. I don't buy it for a second, particularly because of the previous US interventions in Latin America.

Maps - Cartography -- Good, Bad, Funny, Annoying

Feb 22, 2019Feb 2019

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Sign of the times.

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Feb 21, 2019Feb 2019

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Love is a many splendored thing but it is based upon commonality and symbiosis.

Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 21, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Craigslist, you just never know. :D

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