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This afternoon I was up on 3 stages of scaffolding in the cold, installing 50 lb architectural panels on the side of my house and I thought about a time when I was driving through the Rockie Mountains at the end of a relationship and this song came ...
Surfpirate Dec 10, 2018 Dec 10, 2018 11
A Little Canadian Blues/Rock.
Surfpirate Dec 10, 2018 Dec 10, 2018 00
A nice remix of Shaggy's It wasn't me with everyones favourite POTUS.
Surfpirate Dec 10, 2018 Dec 10, 2018 00
How about a little Monday Morning Singalong?
Surfpirate Dec 10, 2018 Dec 10, 2018 44
I have a cold and this is delicious. Modified Garlic Soup Recipe Serves 4 26 garlic cloves (unpeeled) 2 tablespoons olive oil 2 tablespoons (1/4 stick) organic butter (grass fed) 1/2 teaspoon cayenne powder 1/2 cup fresh ginger 2 1/4 ...
Surfpirate Dec 10, 2018 Dec 10, 2018 77
I woke up with this on my brain and it popped up in my list, hope it sounds as good to you as it does to me.
Surfpirate Dec 9, 2018 Dec 9, 2018 11
Some of my favourite Xmas Songs from Booker T and the MG's. (lyrics are optional but feel free to add whatever makes you feel good)
Surfpirate Dec 14, 2018 Dec 14, 2018 11
Apologies if I give offense but I just wanted to post something nice for a change. Do you remember the first time you saw colour TV instead of Black and White TV? Imagine if you spent the first 66 years of your life seeing the whole world in black ...
Surfpirate Dec 9, 2018 Dec 9, 2018 2020
France helped guide Americans in the first American Revolution and they are shining a light for Americans again.
Surfpirate Dec 9, 2018 Dec 9, 2018 88
Who else has done this? I can still see the look on her face, I thought her ass was going to fall off.
Surfpirate Dec 8, 2018 Dec 8, 2018 1212
A couple of songs about Cadillacs. Aretha first and Bruce second.
Surfpirate Dec 6, 2018 Dec 6, 2018 11
I used to prefer dogs but I have since come to realize that other people's dogs are a much better investment in time and energy, plus you don't have to have your heart broken when they die. I'd be willing to take on the responsibilities of having a ...
Surfpirate Dec 9, 2018 Dec 9, 2018 1212
I love the brass in this funky disco tune by KC and the Sunshine Band.
Surfpirate Dec 6, 2018 Dec 6, 2018 11
3 simple rules for a happier holiday season. :)
Surfpirate Dec 6, 2018 Dec 6, 2018 1212
WELL LORD LOVE A DUCK! At the National Art Gallery, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, ...
Surfpirate Dec 6, 2018 Dec 6, 2018 22
Sometimes you can't see the trees for the forest until you look a little harder.
Surfpirate Dec 6, 2018 Dec 6, 2018 11
Not much for Rap but Shaggy has a funky reggae groove that is pretty cool.
Surfpirate Dec 5, 2018 Dec 5, 2018 00
From the cupboard to the pantry to the fridge to the freezer.
Surfpirate Dec 6, 2018 Dec 6, 2018 33
Are you prepared for Xmas?
Surfpirate Dec 5, 2018 Dec 5, 2018 1010
Everywhere you go, there you are - sometimes you just have to do a bit of digging around before that becomes self evident.
Surfpirate Dec 6, 2018 Dec 6, 2018 88
Since it's that time of year again, the time where we are bombarded by shitty covers of shitty Xristmas songs, I thought we might share those songs that are actually pretty good. Here's one of my favourites, please share one of yours if you have ...
Surfpirate Dec 5, 2018 Dec 5, 2018 88
Now this is the sequel to Back To The Future that I'd like to see, just think of the possibilities. For starters they could take some DNA test kits back with them and sort out the parentage issue.
Surfpirate Dec 5, 2018 Dec 5, 2018 88
I suspect that the thug type cops would quickly become a very rare species indeed, even neutral cops become good cops when their pensions are on the line.
Surfpirate Dec 5, 2018 Dec 5, 2018 1010
Flew in from Puerto Vallarta late last night, spent the night in a 3 star hotel to avoid the 3.5 hour, late night drive back home from the aeropuerto in Toronto. Cold as a witch's tit but at least there was some rain while we were away and the snow ...
Surfpirate Dec 4, 2018 Dec 4, 2018 55
My fat ass is offended after I let mi Amore' talk me into rent a couple of very basic bicyclettas and going on a short ride that turned out to be close to 10 km. Nothing makes you feel alive quite like riding an old bicycle down a Mexican Hwy with ...
Surfpirate Dec 2, 2018 Dec 2, 2018 33
How many Iguanas are in the 2nd pic? A little visual and mental acuity test. I've added the first pic so you can see that the biggest iguana has his eyes on a female who is being rather coy.
Surfpirate Dec 2, 2018 Dec 2, 2018 1111
Canada is a proud nation but not a loud nation. British newspaper salutes Canada . . . this is a good read. It is funny how it took someone in England to put it into words...... Salute to a brave and modest nation - Kevin Myers , 'The Sunday ...
Surfpirate Dec 11, 2018 Dec 11, 2018 77
Halloween meets Xmas. :)
Surfpirate Dec 1, 2018 Dec 1, 2018 11
Another day dawns in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Just the birds and grounds keeper and myself are up and about. Muy Tranquillo. Some of the sportfish yachts are heading out for a day chasing marlin but other than that it's peaceful and calm as I wait...
Surfpirate Dec 2, 2018 Dec 2, 2018 77
A strange one last night, found myself at my cottage with my wife, two other couples and a young black guy with his younger brother who was about 13 or so. I hear a loud rumbling noise and we all go to the front windows that overlook the road that ...
Surfpirate Nov 29, 2018 Nov 29, 2018 22
What makes us different as Gen X'ers? Well at least these 5 things and a lot of it is a benefit to us.
Surfpirate Nov 25, 2019 Nov 25, 2019 22
POLL Idiot Xstian pastor gets bitten by rattlesnake because he thought Dog would protect him even though his father died from a similar snake bite. Should this sort of behavior be promoted or frowned upon.
Surfpirate Dec 1, 2018 Dec 1, 2018 1919
Hola! from Mexico. We got in last night and went for a walk around the marina in PV, Mexico. Found a nice resto with Ceviche, Coctele Pulpo y Cammarones con Aguacate which were delicious and super fresh. I hired a mariachi group to play Feliz ...
Surfpirate Nov 29, 2018 Nov 29, 2018 1212
Off to the aeropuerto, have fun and don't get caught.
Surfpirate Nov 25, 2018 Nov 25, 2018 22
What's insane is that the majority of politicians have come to believe just the opposite, that's the crazy part.
Surfpirate Nov 25, 2018 Nov 25, 2018 33
Hail the Chief, Alternatively. ;)
Surfpirate Nov 25, 2018 Nov 25, 2018 44
Rock and Roll has seen all these mediums come and most of them go.
Surfpirate Nov 25, 2018 Nov 25, 2018 22
Heading down to PV, Mexico for a week on the beach, anything to get out of this frozen hell in Canada but this song popped into my head so I'm sharing it. No you can't come along in my suitcase. :D
Surfpirate Nov 25, 2018 Nov 25, 2018 33
I'm driving to the airport tomorrow so I can escape to Mexico for a week and this favourite video came to mind. I am posting the English versions for your viewing pleasure.
Surfpirate Nov 25, 2018 Nov 25, 2018 11
Something tells me that his faith was an insufficient shield from those arrows.
Surfpirate Nov 24, 2018 Nov 24, 2018 22
When you consider just how little it costs to produce the drugs compared to the cost of covert shipment and distribution with all the violence and bribery involved. Plus you throw in the industries that have sprung up around enforcement and ...
Surfpirate Nov 26, 2018 Nov 26, 2018 77
Where do you draw the line between Sushi and Cannibalism?
Surfpirate Nov 23, 2018 Nov 23, 2018 44
You have to agree that it is a catchy headline.
Surfpirate Nov 23, 2018 Nov 23, 2018 33
Not only is it creepy but often they drone on and on until the food is cold. How disrespectful to the chef.
Surfpirate Nov 23, 2018 Nov 23, 2018 33
The third option.
Surfpirate Nov 22, 2018 Nov 22, 2018 55
Too late for this Thanksgiving but Xmas is just around the corner. Watch the looks of horror on your guests faces when you pull that bird out of the oven and they see this thermometer crawling out of the breast meat.
Surfpirate Nov 22, 2018 Nov 22, 2018 44
The turkey that Trump will be trying to pardon next year.
Surfpirate Nov 23, 2018 Nov 23, 2018 88
Some Americans are just thankful that they weren't completely exterminated in the building of the nation.
Surfpirate Nov 27, 2018 Nov 27, 2018 1010
The Xstian dog continues to work in strange and mysterious ways. No doubt he will be praised as a martyr to the Xstian's dead god.
Surfpirate Nov 22, 2018 Nov 22, 2018 11
Something as simple as Salmonella is not the sort of bacteria that we think of as lethal but if you have no resistance.
Surfpirate Nov 21, 2018 Nov 21, 2018 33
This just in from the Catholic Church - Victims of Sexual Abuse are Possessed by the Devil. Why do we continue to put up with these sick assholes?
Surfpirate Nov 23, 2018 Nov 23, 2018 88
Happy Thanksgiving, have fun and let the games begin.
Surfpirate Nov 21, 2018 Nov 21, 2018 77
A bit like when you are trying to remember your dream but you forgot to write it down. If you want to get better at understanding your dreams and utilizing your dream time better it is extremely helpful to write them down, keep a pad and paper ...
Surfpirate Nov 25, 2018 Nov 25, 2018 11
Have you ever awoken from a bad dream and then everything just goes to shit from there? I had a dream where I met a beautiful, young woman with blonde hair and bright red lipstick, we talked for a bit and then it was time for her to leave and we ...
Surfpirate Nov 21, 2018 Nov 21, 2018 33
Texas is once again the asshole of the US of A.
Surfpirate Nov 21, 2018 Nov 21, 2018 1212
The government today announced that it is changing its symbol to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch ...
Surfpirate Nov 21, 2018 Nov 21, 2018 88
Black Friday is almost here, people trampling on other people to get a super low price on some crap they don't really need. Please be kind to others or at the very least try to appear to be civilized.
Surfpirate Nov 22, 2018 Nov 22, 2018 1515
Just because it's hard to accept doesn't mean it's completely false, check things out and decide for yourself. Sometimes where there's smoke there's fire but sometimes it's just a bad smell that leads you to a pile of shit. ;)
Surfpirate Nov 22, 2018 Nov 22, 2018 11
A chilly day and I noticed the bird feeders were empty again so I topped them up and the parade of birds began almost immediately. A Hairy Woodpecker,(correction Red bellied woodpecker) some Blue Jays, a few Nuthatches and the ever present ...
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 33
A little Santana to ease you into the afternoon.
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 00
Covering classic tunes is the ultimate act of artistic bravery. Which version do you prefer?
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 44
The moment gravity kicks in the light bulb tends to come on but it goes back off again at the moment of impact. ;)
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 00
Be the best you that you can be. If you're a pretty good person then work on being an even better person and if you're a sleazy piece of shit person then see just how much lower you can go in order to be the best piece of shit possible. There is no...
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 11
I find it extremely offensive when people immediately question whether or not something is 'legal' without considering first whether or not something needs to be legislated in the first place. The Nanny State mentality is so pervasive and insidious ...
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 88
I just did the recount on the municipal election that I ran in and it turns out that the election officials mixed up the electronic ballot counts and gave me the count from my competitor and my votes to him. The difference was I became the runner up...
Surfpirate Nov 21, 2018 Nov 21, 2018 1212
We had a warm break in the early winter that descended upon us last week so my wife and I went out and planted 300 cloves of garlic while the soil was still workable, this morning it is frozen sold. The reflecting pond I drained last night after ...
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 22
The Canada Geese are massing in the bay out in front of my house, snow is on the ground and it looks like it's staying so the geese are heading south.
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 22
An old video of Bob Marley and the Whalers. Gone too soon.
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 00
It's a grey morning and -5 degrees with a light snow falling so I really needed something to pick me up and hold me over until I can get on a plane to some place warm. This shit happens every year and it seems worse each year, I can't decide if I'm ...
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 1414
How cool would this be? Game of Thrones in the desert but with spaceships. WOW!
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 11
Sounds legit and the treasure catalog is a bargain for only a quarter. :D
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 66
Great song from an 80's band from the UK.
Surfpirate Nov 21, 2018 Nov 21, 2018 33
Cats weren't domesticated by mankind, they domesticated themselves in their own sweet time in typical cat fashion.
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 44
I'm the kind of guy who's eyes roll back in his head when someone starts breaking down a song into technical components. WTF is that about??
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 33
I like the Otis Redding version of this song because it is so classic but the Black Crowes version just hits me in the gut.
Surfpirate Nov 19, 2018 Nov 19, 2018 22
I like dogs and I love women, cats are tolerated.
Surfpirate Nov 20, 2018 Nov 20, 2018 1010
A little Shakira for everyone as I call it a night.
Surfpirate Nov 19, 2018 Nov 19, 2018 22
A buddy of mine from work pulled out of the parking lot after his shift on his Kawasaki and cat walked it across the intersection, clipped the curb and came off the bike. He hit the concrete telephone with his helmet and scrambled his brains, dead ...
Surfpirate Nov 18, 2018 Nov 18, 2018 33
A bit of an 80's extravaganza here but the video is just so cool with this one from the Electric Light Orchestra.
Surfpirate Nov 18, 2018 Nov 18, 2018 00
Robert Palmer from the early 80's you couldn't turn on a rock station without hearing one of his tunes.
Surfpirate Nov 18, 2018 Nov 18, 2018 11
Bobby says 'Lucy you know the world ain't round, drops off sharp at the edge of town.' 'Lucy you know the world must be flat because when people leave town they never come back.'
Surfpirate Nov 18, 2018 Nov 18, 2018 11
Ah, the Frenchman, he has that je ne c'est quoi that Anglo women just adore.
Surfpirate Nov 19, 2018 Nov 19, 2018 44
I'll admit that this is geeky as fuck, in so many ways but that's the beauty of it. So for those who are offended, I understand but I am still chuckling away to myself over this.
Surfpirate Nov 19, 2018 Nov 19, 2018 1313
A bit of a slow Sunday morning on the site. I wonder if all the Atheists are explaining Darwinism to the Jeebus Lubbers?
Surfpirate Nov 19, 2018 Nov 19, 2018 44
A boring dream last night until I remembered the conversation that went with it. I was pushing a gas powered lawnmower around the parking lot of a Canadian Tire Store in my dream last night. Not a lot of grass but a lot of weeds and even some ...
Surfpirate Nov 18, 2018 Nov 18, 2018 00
Interesting article on learning how to lucid dream.
Surfpirate Nov 18, 2018 Nov 18, 2018 11
Stop right there, I've already heard that one before, many times. I don't need to hear it again.
Surfpirate Nov 19, 2018 Nov 19, 2018 22
Who would have imagined that there was enough hatred to get Trump elected and yet the results speak for themselves. Like a bunch of lemmings trampling each other in a race to be the first over the edge of the cliff.
Surfpirate Nov 17, 2018 Nov 17, 2018 1010
Considering that there is no tangible evidence for a belief in any religion it follows that they are all immoral.
Surfpirate Nov 17, 2018 Nov 17, 2018 00
The meaning of life is being just alive.
Surfpirate Nov 17, 2018 Nov 17, 2018 11
Wouldn't the world be a much nicer place if people just kept their crazy religious delusions to themselves? Instead of being obtrusive and oppressive it would be more like going to the zoo and seeing the baboons throw shit at each other or the ...
Surfpirate Nov 17, 2018 Nov 17, 2018 66
It would be nice if all the religious crazies had their own continent where they could all be crazy together? Antarctica is the obvious choice in my mind.
Surfpirate Nov 17, 2018 Nov 17, 2018 1616
Just a few of the things that I've found offensive today. I need a fucking vacation!
Surfpirate Nov 16, 2018 Nov 16, 2018 22
The Xmas Xstians will be feeling all holy and pious in the coming months so it's always a good reminder for us Atheists that their 'sacred book' is a load of horse shit. Don't take it too seriously and just smile to yourself when they do. ;)
Surfpirate Nov 17, 2018 Nov 17, 2018 22
The first flakes appeared late last night and by this morning it was a blanket of white. Being a person who prefers direct action I got online and booked two tickets to Mexico for a week because its offensive to have to deal with snow before ...
Surfpirate Nov 16, 2018 Nov 16, 2018 55
The season of Xstian persecution is upon us and I can hardly wait to see what evil cups will be at Starbucks this Xmas.
Surfpirate Nov 16, 2018 Nov 16, 2018 88
Well they did screw up the vote and the recount proved it but still not enough for me to come ahead for the win, I lost by 9 votes in my local election. Maybe next time. Considering I had the old guard slandering me as an Atheist and a Drug Dealer ...
Surfpirate Nov 16, 2018 Nov 16, 2018 1010
I remember seeing this movie when it first came out with free tickets from delivering papers for the Toronto Star. I think Ringo stole the show the way he stole this video from John and Paul. :)
Surfpirate Nov 15, 2018 Nov 15, 2018 33
Thanksgiving (US) is still more than a week away and yet what do you hear in all the stores and on the radio stations? Fucking Christmas Carols! This is how they make me feel, how about you?
Surfpirate Nov 15, 2018 Nov 15, 2018 1313
I take my coffee as black as the abyss.
Surfpirate Nov 14, 2018 Nov 14, 2018 22

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