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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Mar 27, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Do you ever wonder, just what level of stupidity it was that lead us into this shit storm we are currently in the midst of?

Mar 29, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Shit has gotten completely out of hand, time for a change of leadership.

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Apr 1, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Buck up Buttercups, It's All Good :)

Apr 1, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Just how reckless, stupid and narcissistic would a POTUS have to be to launch a war in the middle of a pandemic, just to get re-elected?

Apr 11, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

For as long as it takes to flatten the curve and save the lives of our fellow Canadians. Keep up the good work, Canada. (y)

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Apr 12, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Covid Easter so remember to maintain 6 ft of separation and wear a mask. :)

Food Glorious Food

Apr 13, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Shrimp Ceviche A bag of frozen shrimp, raw and diced up into half inch cubes, cleaned and shelled. Rinse with some salt water and then cover with the juice of two fresh limes. Add some Tabasco sauce and a jalapeno pepper and half a thinly sliced ...

Apr 19, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Who else wants to risk dying an agonizing death or permanent damage to their lungs, just so some rich fat cats can get a little richer?

Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Has anyone ever raised a few chickens along with their garden and if so how did it work out for you? I have been thinking about getting a dozen chicks this spring and building a chicken tractor that I can move around the lawn and also let the ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 21, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Shocking News, this just in.

Apr 24, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

To be honest I was really hoping for Zombies.

Apr 26, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

I prefer to just keep the score in my head, no need to flash it about, bragging is not honourable.

May 4, 2020May 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Random fun, picked at random, hope you find it fun.

May 9, 2020May 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Tempers are short during this Covid Lockdown and when you are a rich asshole who doesn't pay essential workers, well stuff tends to happen.

May 11, 2020May 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Lockdown lingo - are you fully conversant with the new terminology? Coronacoaster The ups and downs of your mood during the pandemic. You’re loving lockdown one minute but suddenly weepy with anxiety the next. It truly is “an emotional ...

May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

As countries open up around the world because 'The Economy Stupid', I say step back and let the bulls run, the lemmings leap and the zombies roam.

May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

When you just don't believe that covering yourself in the blood of christ is going to do the job, there's the bible mask.

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Jul 26, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Do you ever notice how ME is wide awake and looking pretty hot I might add but the rest of the imaginary friends seem to be asleep at the wheel.

Aug 27, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Logical but not correct.

Aug 28, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Religious people have faith in their imaginary friend but for the rest of us there is science.

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Aug 30, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Credit where it's due, that was one heck of a jump for a cow to make. Gold Medal BBQl!

Oct 4, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

It makes sense when you consider the barbarism, pointless slaughter and insane behavior - definitely a Klingon text.

I Love Halloween!

Oct 7, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

People just messing with the Holiday, go fuck around with Xmas, nobody cares about that weak ass holiday.

Oct 13, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Escher! Your dog is running lose again.

I Love Halloween!

Oct 25, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Who ya gonna call?

I Love Halloween!

Oct 30, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

I never knew this.

Nov 3, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

A little more than 4 years ago, how scary is that?

Nov 9, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Troubles at Space Force. :D

Silly, Random & Fun

Dec 15, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

It checks out, the Xstians stole all that shit from earlier religions, in fairness the earlier religions stole it from even earlier religions. Nothing new under the sun.

Silly, Random & Fun

Dec 16, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

This ancient relic, a menorasaurus, has throw the evangelicals into a tailspin and a division between those who believe Jesus rode dinosaurs and the more moderate xstians.

Food Glorious Food

Dec 23, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

How to make coffee with a French Coffee Press There are many ways to make your cup of morning Joe but my favourite is by using a french press as I find the flavour to be full and robust compared to perked or drip coffee. I've been using a french ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Dec 25, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Giving toys away for free - had to figure that Santa was a Commie. LOL

Food Glorious Food

Jan 8, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

Beef Curry made with scraps from butchering a tenderloin, I recycled the curry sauce that was leftover from a chicken curry that I made a couple of nights ago and reheated the leftover rice as well. Ingredients 1 1/2 lbs beef chuck cut into 1 ...

Jan 14, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

And we are out of here.

General & Hellos

Jan 22, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

TGIF - we need to have a bit of dance music, even if we are all cooped up under COVID lockdown. Nothing will bring me down but death itself.

Mar 7, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

I thought this was the coolest thing when it first came out.

Music, Movies & Books

Apr 13, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

Hot chicks and bagpipes, what's not to like?

General & Hellos

Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

Could Footie be the new world religion, spanning all of the other major religions with a common love of a sport/soap opera drama? If it is then would it be any worse than the established religions with their jihads, crusades and general ...

May 6, 2021May 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

As a Lefty Libertarian or should I say Anarchist Libertarian I lean hard to the left but not on sentimental grounds so much as the economy of the situation. It's just more economical to be kind and supportive of my fellow man/woman than to move ...

May 25, 2021May 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

I think that good aim would be an important factor.

Music, Movies & Books

May 29, 2021May 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

Bang a Gong! and don't forget to fly your freak flag.

Tell Me Your Dreams

Sep 7, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Some good advice from dreamtribe.com How to Remember Your Dreams As I mention in Why We Forget Our Dreams, simply reading about dreams may be enough to help you remember your dreams. However, if you want specific techniques there are a few steps ...

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Was anybody else raised in one of the Xstian Apocalyptic Death Cults where they talked about the Love of Jesus but what they were really interested in was the destruction of a second coming where all their enemies would be destroyed by the wrath of ...

Anthropology and Archaeology

Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Have you ever wondered how ancient civilizations built pyramids, ziggurats and all of the other wonderous structures from ancient times? Why with Trigonometry of course but a system using a base 60 math system that was amazingly accurate. I'm a ...

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Oct 16, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

What's for Dinner?

Oct 21, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

A very Canadian solution to this problem.

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Oct 21, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

A little music to wake you up on a sleepy Sunday morning, play it loud and play it proud.

Oct 24, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Star Trek and the Harry Potter series were much better reads and not only had better moral lessons but they had a coherent plot line as well.

I Love Halloween!

Oct 31, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

What is your Scariest Dream? Back in the early 80's I bought a house that was built in 1920 by a soldier returning from WWI and his war bride who he met in England, the soldier died in old age and a few years later his widow fell down and broke her ...

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Nov 5, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Now that we have real nazis to deal with I find myself stepping away from my tendency to be a grammar nazi but this is still fun to watch.

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Nov 7, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

This guy wants to legally change his age from 69 to 49 because he says he only feels 49 and it will help him pick up women on dating sites.

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Nov 13, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I remember researching this in high school but I was in an independent study program so I had more liberty to research what really happened. Did anybody else study this in history class? ...

Anthropology and Archaeology

Nov 19, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Cats weren't domesticated by mankind, they domesticated themselves in their own sweet time in typical cat fashion.

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Nov 19, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Great song from an 80's band from the UK.

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

An old video of Bob Marley and the Whalers. Gone too soon.

Nov 27, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

What makes us different as Gen X'ers? Well at least these 5 things and a lot of it is a benefit to us.

Silly, Random & Fun

Dec 5, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Are you prepared for Xmas?

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Dec 12, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I think we've all talked some shit after having a couple of drinks but who knew it would actually help us speak another language better?

Silly, Random & Fun

Dec 20, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Just a little bit of Silly, Random Fun.

Silly, Random & Fun

Jan 17, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

I'm suddenly thinking that the cost of laser surgery isn't too high after all.

Anthropology and Archaeology

Jan 17, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

The fascination with books has a long history.

Food Glorious Food

Jan 20, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

The snow is blowing around and it is -32C outdoors so I am making spicy navy beans on the stove. A cup or so of navy beans soaked overnight and drain and rinsed (keeps down the farts) cover with an inch of water above the beans and bring to a boil,...

Jan 26, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

What would you do if you saw someone wearing this thing? :)

Religion & Spirituality

Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

The Old Testament was written in the Bronze Age, the New Testament was written in the Iron Age but we live in the Space Age. I think it's time we got a more up to date book on the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything.

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Feb 2, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Ground hog day in Canada. Holy Shit, it's cold!

Feb 6, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Icy weather has me cooped up in the house but as a kid I loved icy weather for just this reason.

FEATHERED FRIENDS

Feb 11, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Flightless bird feeder guests have come out of hibernation, they seem hungry.

Feb 13, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

There's Ontario winter which is pretty horrible at the moment but then there is Newfie Winter which is a far sight worse. The first pic is take out my front window today and the second was shared with me by a friend in Newfoundland.

AUTHORS, EDITORS, PUBLISHERS, AND READERS

May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Hello and thank you for having me as a new member of this group. I have been writing as a hobby for many years and I find it is something that runs in fits and starts. A pressure to write starts to build up inside of me until I just have to sit ...

May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Too good not to share.

AUTHORS, EDITORS, PUBLISHERS, AND READERS

May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

A few years ago before I moved to Bermuda from my home and native land of Canada I was asked to manage the construction of a mansion on the island of Mustique in the West Indies. I'm a hands on construction manager and a carpenter by trade and you ...

AUTHORS, EDITORS, PUBLISHERS, AND READERS

May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I wrote this tale down back in 2008 while I was waiting for my new work permit to come through on the island of Bermuda. It's a continuation of the story about Bob the Builder and his adventures on the island of Mustique. Bob the Builder and ...

May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

The Irish People may a smart move and threw out the 8th Amendment, better late than never.

Silly, Random & Fun

May 30, 2018May 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

It could happen, maybe it did and I just don't remember it. ;)

Silly, Random & Fun

May 31, 2018May 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

A new conspiracy theory perhaps?

AUTHORS, EDITORS, PUBLISHERS, AND READERS

Jun 3, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Reading is fundamental. (y)

Music, Movies & Books

Jun 3, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I just love reading, so relaxing. :)

Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 10, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

LINKBaby Elephant on a mud slide

So adorable to see this little guy playing in the jungle.

General & Hellos

Jun 14, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I'd be that guy in the back, how about you?

Religion & Spirituality

Jun 18, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Atheists in general follow the tenets ascribed to Jesus more closely than most of the Xstians I have known and yet we are supposedly the immoral Heathens?

Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 19, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 27, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Why do Xstians insist on saying that Atheists 'believe in nothing'? We believe in ourselves but they are the ones that believe in nothing.

General & Hellos

Jun 28, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Sitting in the livingroom this afternoon and thought I spotted one of the local, feral cats prowling down by the front garden so I had a look through the camera and it turns out that it is one of this seasons fox kits. Still just a youngster but out...

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Jul 8, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Well it is Sunday so all the religitards are out and about feeling holy - holy about themselves and gleeful about the coming holocaust that they love to hear about in their churches. lol

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Jul 11, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Why would anyone want to be anything but a Pirate? Who wouldn't want to be a pirate? anyone?

AUTHORS, EDITORS, PUBLISHERS, AND READERS

Jul 15, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

What do you think, would I be the first to cover this plot angle?

Silly, Random & Fun

Jul 21, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Everything is going upscale these days, competition must be stiff/

Jul 25, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Whether you are getting enough rain, not enough or too damn much, it's always good for Rainy Day People.

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Jul 26, 2018Jul 2018

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Good news for all the coffee addicts and drinkers, you get to live longer and there won't be as many Mormons around to annoy you in your old age either. :D

Aug 2, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I had a drink of water out of the garden hose today while watering the garden, still standing. :D

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Aug 6, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Who else enjoys owning a hole in the water into which one throws money. My last one left $100k in the hole over a decade of repairs and maintenance but still found myself looking at ads of boats for sale. My wife noticed it too and that's when the ...

Anthropology and Archaeology

Aug 13, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Ollantaytambo, the Inca fortress that almost stopped Pizarro and his Conquistadors in their tracks. Manco Inca lead the defense and was a brilliant general, he waited until Pizarro, his Spaniards and their Native allies were close to the fortress ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 13, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before!

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Aug 21, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I've never been tattooed or inked as they like to say now, probably because I knew it would eventually wind up looking something like this.

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Aug 23, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

So what do you think, smart asses? Would you vote for this SOB?

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Aug 30, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Gentleman, without another scrap of information, would you ask this woman out on a date, given the opportunity?

General & Hellos

May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

A while ago I mentioned to a friend of mine who is a church goer that I was a member of several groups that are Free Thinkers and Atheists and she asked me if we used our real names or did we all use aliases. I was shocked by her question because ...

Silly, Random & Fun

May 20, 2018May 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

What is the best view you have ever had from your house? I've lived in a lot of interesting places over the years but I would say that this house we rented on the edge of a cliff in Bermuda had the best view of all. The next landfall in that ...

Jun 1, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Donald Sutherland, the greatest American hero. Don't tell them he's a Canadian.

Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 3, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Don't you just hate that about reality TV shows?

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