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Trump Pinata

May 17, 2020May 2020

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Absolutely Priceless.

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Jul 18, 2020Jul 2020

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For a Red I would suggest a beefy Malbec from the Mendoza region of Argentina and for a White a Fume Blanc maybe from New Zealand but why not celebrate with some Bubbly like Veuve Cliquot? :)

No collusion and that other thing? That was just a wrestling move. ;)

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Treehouses, tiny homes and natural building

Apr 24, 2019Apr 2019

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Repurposed potato sculpture becomes tiny home rental for $250/nt. :O

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Religion & Spirituality

Apr 15, 2020Apr 2020

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Isn't it time that we started taxing the churches, synagogues and mosques, etc.? They are all businesses and anyone with half a brain can see that, so why aren't they paying their way? Surely we have progressed as a species and as a civilization ...

A cold, rainy day here with the deep freeze coming back tonight. The perfect day to make a big pot of chili con carne for lunch. My wife feels I make it too spicy so I only used one large jalapeno pepper, a teaspoon of crushed chili peppers and ...

North Korea destroys their primary nuclear test site as a show of good faith and Trump immediately cancels meeting to discuss peace. North Korea immediately responds by saying it still wants to talk about peace regardless of the meeting being ...

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Music, Movies & Books

Mar 31, 2021Mar 2021

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A bit of sentimentality for everyone who ever had their heart broken as a result of inconvenient and unexpected circumstances and who hasn't at least once?

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Oct 20, 2018Oct 2018

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The Guess Who, Classic Canadian Rock.

This is what happens to conformists. ;)

The threat is real and drastic steps must be taken.

Shrimp Ceviche A bag of frozen shrimp, raw and diced up into half inch cubes, cleaned and shelled. Rinse with some salt water and then cover with the juice of two fresh limes. Add some Tabasco sauce and a jalapeno pepper and half a thinly sliced ...

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Music, Movies & Books

Mar 31, 2021Mar 2021

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While I am not a supporter of excessive nationalism, this scene always brings a bit of joy to my heart and a tear to my eye.

One of those episodes that was never released on the original Star Trek. :)

The season of giving is almost upon us.

LINKWikipedia Can't Tell You Why Intelligent People Have a Hard Time Dating - Psych2Go

Most things in life tend to be easier if you are smarter than others but relationships don't seem to be one of those things. Atheists in my experience tend to be on the upper end of the intelligence curve so this is a concern for us or am I wrong?

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Mar 11, 2020Mar 2020

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I've started a new group called COVID-19 to provide a space for people to share their thoughts about the Pandemic. Please feel free to check it out and contribute if this is a topic of interest to you. I am hopeful that we can have informative ...

A bit of a slow Sunday morning on the site. I wonder if all the Atheists are explaining Darwinism to the Jeebus Lubbers?

We'll leave the melting pot to the Americans but here in Canada it will remain a salad bowl full of diverse colours and flavours.

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Apr 24, 2020Apr 2020

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I mean seriously, is there even a pulse there?

Music and Dreams, is there a connection? I often find that after I have had some intense dreaming I will wake up with an ear worm song rolling around in my head, sometimes it will be stuck in there for days. Some of these songs seem to correlate ...

Let's be fair, he had it coming. :)

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Feb 12, 2020Feb 2020

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I would like to think I had taught my kids not to be greedy or excessive in their appetites. Take what you need and leave something for the next person.

The polarization continues as some of the dupes wake up and abandon ship.

When you just aren't all about the holidays and you run across the office Xmas Nazi.

These neanderthals are against women's rights, contraception and sex education. Little wonder shit like this keeps coming out of their mouths.

Oh come now, he'd suck dick for a lot less than a wall, especially if it was Putin's dick.

Pickering Nuclear Plant Emergency, just a false alarm, a tripped circuit breaker, a training exercise, a human error message. It would be helpful if the Ford Government wasn't so untrustworthy that the people of Ontario could believe even half of ...

I used to just have trouble remembering my dreams but lately it seems to have crept into my waking life as well.

Star Trek often gets it right, I wish we got it right even half as often as Gene Roddenberry.

Grade 2 and he was already a violent bully.

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Academic (e.g., Science)

Sep 3, 2018Sep 2018

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Science? MEH! Who needs that?

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Dec 26, 2018Dec 2018

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For all those who had more than enough Christmas Cheer, take two aspirins and some hair of the dog.

A down to earth lesson on Geography.

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Maps - Cartography -- Good, Bad, Funny, Annoying

GOP attacks Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid in latest budget. It's not like George Carlin didn't warn you this was coming, they want you old, broke and sick because they want everything and they'll get it too.

It was more than 6,000 years ago, there was no god and no religion too. Imagine.

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Nov 5, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

The next line should immediately come to your lips.

I think that most people feel pretty well grounded in their reality but how do we really know if we are real or just part of someone else's reality. What is real and does it even matter?

Back to OZ with the Crazy Wizard and his Evil Witch.

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Jul 12, 2020Jul 2020

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Those awkward moments that occur when there are cultural differences.

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Religion & Spirituality

May 27, 2018May 2018

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I just received an email informing me that my Ordination as a Dudeist Minister is expiring, torn about the renewal. To renew or not to renew, what do you think?

Should have guessed there was something dodgy about the deal when the lad only wanted twenty bucks. ;)

I met a new friend of my wife's the other day and she asked me how old I was right out of the blue, so I told her 'I just turned 57'. She immediately said 'Oh you're just a baby, I'm 59 years old' which struck me as odd, 2 years is nothing in your ...

So much damage already done by this fuckwit, many more will perish because of his ineptitude.

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Treehouses, tiny homes and natural building

Feb 20, 2020Feb 2020

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I kinda like this one.

The whole point of the Trump Presidency is to distract people from the destruction of everything that gets in the way of the profits for the Elites. It is beyond scary for what this means for us today and what it will mean for our children in the ...

Precious metals as an investment have always been a very safe and conservative bet but many people have no idea what gold and silver are worth these days. Would you carry precious metals in your portfolio?

I spotted this on the Conservative Atheist Group, I guess it depends upon your perspective but what on Earth is wrong with the US being more like California? It's not like Biden will do something really good and make the US more like Canada. :) Can...

This is what comes of too much navel gazing.

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Jul 30, 2020Jul 2020

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If there was a Jesus and if he came back from the dead, then I imagine it went something like this.

When the religious start going on about their god and all I'm thinking is what a great time share business I could develop if only I didn't have a sense of common decency. It would be like stealing the pencils out of a blind beggar's tin cup.

This sounds like it will be a pretty short game.

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May 19, 2020May 2020

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The more I think about this, the more I like it.

Farmers know this, Gardeners know this and everybody else seems to think that food just magically appears overnight in the grocery store. ;)

I just love this, Go Disney! :)

Iam4MY seems to have flown the coop so the reins have been handed to me for the moment. Is there anything different that people would like to see in this group?

It's been a while since I've had one of these dreams, tell us your nightmares as well as your dreams. Sometimes it feels better just to tell someone about the bad ones to get it off your chest.

New to this group, a Lefty Libertarian from Canada, which makes me a centrist in my country but left of Bernie Sanders as far as the Americans are concerned. Does it strike anyone else as odd that when it comes to the economy, Leftists are always ...

Spring needs to get its ass in gear and get here already, enough winter.

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Dec 20, 2019Dec 2019

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The Lord descended from upon high and took Bessie unto heaven and the herd mooed in wonder.

People like things to be out of sight and out of mind, it's easier to ignore that way. There is a large wind farm on the island beside the one I live on, I find them rather beautiful but if I mention having wind turbines on my island the other ...

Celebrity Atheist comments, this one is good but share if you have others.

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Feb 12, 2020Feb 2020

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Barbie comes of age, YAY!

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Oct 28, 2018Oct 2018

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George Thorogood and the Destroyers.

Not only is it creepy but often they drone on and on until the food is cold. How disrespectful to the chef.

Canada Day long weekend here so I am up at the family cottage visiting my Mom, Brother and Niece who I haven't seen in months. Over dinner it's light conversation until someone brings up the topic of Human Evolution and my mother who is a JW says ...

Let's hope he is singing Jailhouse Rock before the year is over.

Much in the same way that George Orwell's 1984 was a cautionary tale and not an instruction manual, this video is a spoof not actual advice on getting guys.

It's the logical thing to do.

How to remember your dreams. If you are one of those people who feels that they rarely dream or only have vague recollections in the morning that you were dreaming the night before, then a few simple techniques may help you remember you dreams in ...

Heritage seeds seem to take forever to produce anything worthwhile.

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Religion & Spirituality

Jul 15, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I just love being an Atheist! I've been up for 5 hours and watered the lawn, chatted with my friends in half a dozen time zones, made breakfast and I'm still in my pajamas on a Sunday morning.

What it feels like when the COVID-19 aid package is being delayed because the Trumpers want most of the money to go to the big corporate backers they are owned by and almost nothing to the public who need the money to ride this crisis out.

Gun control with an Aussie twist.

Good enough for me too! How about you?

The answer is (E) None of the Above. Imaginary Beings play no role in anything that is reality based, delusional types that believe in such imaginary beings can do a lot of harm however by not acting in a safe manner during an epidemic.

I didn't think the US Government could go much lower than it has lately but now they are coming out against mother's milk. How low do you have to be in order to threaten other countries because they are pro-mother's milk?

I thought this was rather flattering of the Trumpers.

I had a Newfie carpenter who worked for me and he cut the same stud 3 times and it was still too short. ;)

We just need a couple of friendly Canucks to go over and straighten things out. Nick will get the towing operation sorted out and Relick will lighten the load by stealing half the cargo. :D

I always expect Trekkies to be Lefties but that isn't always true, there are plenty on the right that like ST as well.

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Nov 19, 2018Nov 2018

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I'm the kind of guy who's eyes roll back in his head when someone starts breaking down a song into technical components. WTF is that about??

My mother is a JW, I should mention to her that the robber is really stupid if he pulls the trigger the bullet is going through the victim's cheek and right into the robber's skull.

The first hard frost arrived last night and it looks like it killed the roof top tomato plants but the cabbage should survive even though it was fully exposed. The row cover that I put over the tomatoes in the garden frame seem to have weathered the...

Reminds me of the strong willed, no nonsense women of Canada - maybe not the smoking anymore but not the sort of wall flower types found elsewhere. Still beautiful and feminine but mess with them and you are likely to feel the bite of the axe. :D

LINKPeople Over 40 Should Only Work 3 Days a Week, Experts Say

3 days makes a lot of sense when you think about it. Weren't we all supposed to be working only 20 hours a week by the year 2,000?

Chacarero sandwich from Santiago, Chile - flank steak, tomatoes and green beans on a bun - it's delicious. I came across this pic while going through a bunch of old pics of our trip to South America, makes me want to get some green beans.

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May 13, 2019May 2019

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Like my dad always said: Fuck'em if they can't take a joke. Ever notice that religitards have no sense of humour?

How I feel as an Atheist when I am interacting with religious people.

The late and great Bill Hicks gives his take on reality. I would like to believe that he is right but I lack the evidence to prove that he is.

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Religion & Spirituality

Dec 26, 2018Dec 2018

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An interesting article on out growing religion and why those belief systems remain long after we no long believe in god.

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Anthropology and Archaeology

Nov 21, 2018Nov 2018

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Something as simple as Salmonella is not the sort of bacteria that we think of as lethal but if you have no resistance.

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Anthropology and Archaeology

Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

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In the middle of the Valle Sagrado are two interesting sites that most people who visit the valley overlook. Moray which is posited to be an ancient botanical testing site and Salinas which are evaporating pools for the salt water that pours out of ...

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Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

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My father was adopted as a child so he had a rough ride and when I was facing bullies because I was a JW and had to go out into the hall when the anthem and the prayer was played over PA system, he took me aside and showed me how to hit to the center...

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Jan 6, 2020Jan 2020

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Some days the Religitards can get me down when I see all the crazy and evil things that they do in the name of their religion and the god. This helps me keep things in perspective.

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Anthropology and Archaeology

Aug 13, 2018Aug 2018

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Ollantaytambo, the Inca fortress that almost stopped Pizarro and his Conquistadors in their tracks. Manco Inca lead the defense and was a brilliant general, he waited until Pizarro, his Spaniards and their Native allies were close to the fortress ...

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Academic (e.g., Science)

Mar 18, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

I have a logical mind, I studied science in university and that scientific approach to reason has served me well but every once in a while I get one of these conundrums to deal with that upsets my world view.

Sometimes what you are looking for is right in front of you but you just can't see it. This how it was for me and my wife, we were good friends so I never considered her as a lover. Finally had my eyes opened one night and the rest is history. ...

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