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Trump Pinata

Jan 17, 2019Jan 2019

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Let today be the day.

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Jan 16, 2019Jan 2019

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I saw this and was immediately reminded how doctors and nurses even more so, do not get paid enough for what they have to go through.

Just add pancakes and maple syrup.

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Jan 14, 2019Jan 2019

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This one is headed for the Airport Unclaimed Baggage Dept. :)

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Maps - Cartography -- Good, Bad, Funny, Annoying

Jan 14, 2019Jan 2019

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Teddy Tucker's map of the wrecks of Bermuda, in all he located over 300 wrecks around Bermuda. Teddy was my neighbour when I lived in Bermuda and he was a veritable encyclopedia of Bermuda shipwrecks, he wrote the book on the topic and found the ...

Those darn Canadians are just so nice. They even sent a shipment of pizzas to the American air traffic controllers that are forced to work without pay by that jerk Trump.

Hopefully the first contact aliens will have a universal translator.

It really does read like a B movie.

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Jan 12, 2019Jan 2019

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The Temptations nailed it with this one.

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

It's important to remember that rushing around madly with our hands waving in the air looks like a heightened state of activity but it rarely gets the job done faster or better than taking your time and doing it right the first time.. ;)

People state that there will never be a peaceful resolution between the Arab states and the Jewish state so just like spoiled children the solution is to separate them from each other if they won't play nicely together.

Mexico is one of my favourite destinations when the cold wind blows and the snow piles up. The nice thing about it besides the beautiful weather is that for the most part you don't run into the kind of Americans that are unpleasant because they ...

Canada completes border wall with US in record time while Trump dithers.

Breaking News: Canada announces completion of their border wall.

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Jan 9, 2019Jan 2019

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Who else is feeling under motivated lately? It's not even February yet!

He'll be back soon, just you hold your breath until you turn blue.

A stupid idea from a stupid excuse of a potus. (not even worthy of capital letters)

Bernie tells it like it is and flat out calls Trump a liar who lies to the American people hundreds of times.

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Jan 8, 2019Jan 2019

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Since it's Elvis Presley's Birthday, I thought I would share this.

I've seen some weird shit while watching Star Trek but none of it is any weirder than the shit you see in Florida.

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Jan 8, 2019Jan 2019

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If 2019 is anything like it is being predicted, by the end of the year we will be happy to have even a loin cloth left.

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Jan 8, 2019Jan 2019

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I would have paid because it's just the way I was raised but the younger generation has a good point. If a woman asked you out to dinner, ordered a very expensive meal, spent the whole meal talking about some other guy she was interested in and then...

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Music, Movies & Books

Jan 8, 2019Jan 2019

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I think that Christian Bale's portrayal of Dick Cheney was brilliant and he can thank whoever he wants.

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Jan 7, 2019Jan 2019

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Canada legalized marijuana late last year and my province of Ontario decided to hold a lottery for the retail licenses to sell government issued marijuana. I don't use the product but I decided that since the lottery will issue only 5 licenses for ...

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Jan 7, 2019Jan 2019

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When you start to tell yourself that there is some middle ground between Atheists and Believers, read this and remember that these are two different realities based on two different premises. One is based on logic and facts, the other is based on ...

Agnostic.com is a place where people can come together for community and discussion with like minded people who are either atheist or agnostic. It's like going to church without paying a tithe or dealing with all that voodoo religion crap.

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Jan 6, 2019Jan 2019

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With the increase in make work jobs, it's more important than ever that we try to be creative in our approach to work.

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Jan 6, 2019Jan 2019

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Reaching out to my South African Ace Boy with this one. :)

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a poorly cloaked starship!

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Jan 6, 2019Jan 2019

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Rare photos that were thought lost to the annals of rock history are being discovered in dusty attics.

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Jan 6, 2019Jan 2019

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Even though all people experience these emotions they are often assumed to be unique because they are so personal. Does anyone ever feel that only they experience these emotions or has anyone not experienced some or all of these emotions? It seems ...

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Anthropology and Archaeology

Jan 5, 2019Jan 2019

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I just finished reading this insightful book by David Frye ' Walls: A History of Civilization in Blood and Brick ' and I highly recommend it.

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Jan 5, 2019Jan 2019

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That's pretty quick! :D I guess it depends upon the person and the company they are keeping.

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Jan 5, 2019Jan 2019

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As a lifelong gardener this third option really appeals to me, from empty shell to compost and if my surviving friends and family want to have a party with a picture of me as a remembrance than that's fine too. How would you like to have your body ...

Whenever you have a discussion with a religitard about science vs religion, this sort of thing happens.

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Jan 5, 2019Jan 2019

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If you want to eat meat then do so, if you want to be vegan then that's fine too. If you are offended by the inhumane conditions in slaughterhouses then be at least as offended at the slaughterhouses that many parts of the world have become for ...

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Jan 3, 2019Jan 2019

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There are times when I feel hopeful and optimistic that future generations will have the wherewithal to turn things around and make this planet a better place to live but then I read Tweets like this and think 'WE'RE DOOMED!!'

Yesterday, I saw the movie Vice about Dick Cheney and it paints an interesting picture of how Cheney put in place the framework to make it possible for Trump to come to power. Definitely a movie worth going to see.

I think Trump could contribute to his wall in a more personal manner, perhaps in an orange jump suit?

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Anthropology and Archaeology

Dec 29, 2018Dec 2018

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Why do metal detectorists spend endless hours slogging about in the mud, digging up modern junk for the most part? This was a great TV series btw.

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Dec 29, 2018Dec 2018

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Stuck in the time warp that exists between Xmas and New Years, might as well ride it out. :)

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Dec 28, 2018Dec 2018

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I know what fucking day it is, it's Today, same as it was Yesterday. Silly Buggers!

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Dec 28, 2018Dec 2018

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Animals don't have the social taboos around consuming your carcass after you cease to be a breathing pet owner. Fluffy is hungry and since you aren't around to open a can of cat or dog food, you're dinner.

It makes sense that the far right is so anti-mind altering drug in it's platform. If they get high they won't be able to remain low and in the gutter with their platform. I see a potential treatment regimen for these knuckle dragging haters and ...

Dave Allen, great comedy never gets old.

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Religion & Spirituality

Dec 26, 2018Dec 2018

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If ever there was a reason for a person to think that an angry old man in the sky created mankind in his image on this planet alone is a total crock, then this is a very good reason.

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Religion & Spirituality

Dec 26, 2018Dec 2018

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An interesting article on out growing religion and why those belief systems remain long after we no long believe in god.

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Academic (e.g., Science)

Dec 26, 2018Dec 2018

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December 25th is a special day afterall.

There's a reason why Canadians have to stand on guard for thee - sneaky fucking Americans, that's why. ;)

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Dec 26, 2018Dec 2018

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Little known facts about Die Hard - The Christmas Movie

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Dec 26, 2018Dec 2018

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I think the researchers missed the whole point of coffee and alcohols impact on longevity. It's not that they make you live longer but that they make you want to live longer.

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Dec 26, 2018Dec 2018

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For all those who had more than enough Christmas Cheer, take two aspirins and some hair of the dog.

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Dec 25, 2018Dec 2018

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It's like a how to program for raising mean spirited and delusional people by training them from an early age.

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Dec 24, 2018Dec 2018

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The girl in the background is the woman I always hoped my daughter would grow up to be and she didn't disappoint me one little bit.

Canadian Gofundme raise $6 Billion in 2 hours to pay for privacy hedge on US border, we don't to keep people out but we would like our privacy respected.

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Dec 24, 2018Dec 2018

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A couple more examples of Creative Xmas Wrapping.

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Dec 24, 2018Dec 2018

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The morning smile, a friend just sent me this and it cracked me right up.

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Dec 23, 2018Dec 2018

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Favourite Xmas Cards, Anyone? Share them if you got them.

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Dec 23, 2018Dec 2018

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The people who live in the apartment below are hoping it's a guitar too. :D

A Christmas Ghost Story - this has been aired on CBC Radio every Xmas Eve for as long as I can recall. I checked and this story has run on CBC Radio almost every year on Xmas Eve since 1979. I recall listening to it on a dark and isolated highway ...

Christmas can be a time of hard decisions. :D

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Dec 22, 2018Dec 2018

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We get such a bum wrap as men.

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Dec 22, 2018Dec 2018

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This is how I imagine it must feel to be an Atheist living in one of the Bible Belt States.

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Dec 21, 2018Dec 2018

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For the new people, just a small word of caution.

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Dec 21, 2018Dec 2018

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After today the days will start getting longer and the nights short, finally something worth celebrating!!

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Dec 21, 2018Dec 2018

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A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what ...

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Dec 20, 2018Dec 2018

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An Awesome song with super cool dance moves.

Just a little bit of Silly, Random Fun.

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Dec 19, 2018Dec 2018

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Some things you have to experience for yourself to truly understand, not everything can be explained.

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Dec 19, 2018Dec 2018

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I don't know why this Diana Ross classic popped into my head but it seems to be stuck there for a while at least.

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Dec 19, 2018Dec 2018

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The planet will shake us off like a bad case of fleas, like a surface nuisance.

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Dec 19, 2018Dec 2018

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Jimmy Buffet singing one of his lesser known tunes.

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Dec 19, 2018Dec 2018

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T'is the season to drink wine, copious amounts of wine.

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Dec 19, 2018Dec 2018

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A little Marvin Gaye to start your day right.

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Dec 19, 2018Dec 2018

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In Mexico I often heard the expression 'No trabajo, no comida' , basically if you don't work you don't eat. We live in a world that is full of abundance, over abundance to the point that we throw away much of what we make while in some places there ...

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Dec 18, 2018Dec 2018

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Don your armour and let the games begin!

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Dec 18, 2018Dec 2018

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Not anybody in this group but for those in other groups that we belong to, this could be just what they need.

I think I'll stick with my cast iron frying pans.

Heritage seeds seem to take forever to produce anything worthwhile.

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Dec 16, 2018Dec 2018

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Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. ...

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Dec 15, 2018Dec 2018

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Santana with an amazing belly dancer.

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Dec 15, 2018Dec 2018

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The action and the tunes start around 4:30 if you've seen this before but Madonna and Clive Owen are great in this.

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Dec 15, 2018Dec 2018

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My wife took first place, Love that Naughty Girl. :)

Nerve pain from a damaged spinal cord, it can suck the joy out of your life. Nothing worked until a friend recommended Baclofen and it has really turned my life around in the past few months. Nothing works for everyone and some people have ...

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Dec 13, 2018Dec 2018

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A Great Boogie Woogie Piano Tune from the 30's delivered by an awesome pianist in an airport. What blew my mind almost as much as the music was that I didn't see a single person tapping a toe or grooving to the rhythm. My feet are tapping and my ...

This is funny as fuck and I don't even like this evil bitch.

When you just aren't all about the holidays and you run across the office Xmas Nazi.

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Dec 12, 2018Dec 2018

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The following is a letter from a group of French Generals to the President of France, it is a bit alarming to say the least as they suggest that he will be guilty of treason should he continue with his policies on immigration. What they are talking ...

Nixon set the precedent for all the sleazy politicians that followed and they learned to improve on that sleaziness. It has culminated in Trump and his goons, lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.

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Dec 12, 2018Dec 2018

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I think we've all talked some shit after having a couple of drinks but who knew it would actually help us speak another language better?

Yo Dogg! Take a number and get in line, Muthafuka!

Canadians who have been living abroad are moving back home and the number one country they are leaving in droves is the USofA. I wonder why?

Canadian Road Rage is Scary!!

The season of giving is almost upon us.

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Dec 12, 2018Dec 2018

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The Yellow Vest movement in France seems to be catching hold in spite of limited and biased reporting on the main stream media news outlets. Some countries are even restricting the sale of yellow vests in an effort to stop the protests against ...

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Dec 12, 2018Dec 2018

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A little wake you up music from a kids tv show in the UK 1987.

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Dec 11, 2018Dec 2018

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2 more weeks until Fucking Xmas! I just can't wait so that all this shit will be over for another year. Who else is feeling the Grinch? Personally, I think the Japanese have fucking nailed it when it comes to Santa and his Santa shit.

Why do so many people find it so hard to remember their dreams in the morning? Many people are afraid of dreaming and associate dreaming with nightmares, so something to be avoided. A lot of people have told me that they never dream but sleep ...

Sometimes dreams can leave you tired in the morning. Last night had me climbing into the mountains on a hike with my wife and some friends to a chalet overlooking a lake. It took a while to reach the cabin so I jumped the dream forward a bit to cut...

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