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I'm leaving the site. Who would like to take over the group
Surfpirate comments on Dec 13, 2018:
When you leave the site (Agnostic.com) the chief admin will offer the group to whoever is most active in the group.
Dealing with local men is like...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 12, 2018:
But he went out of his way to dress in his best clothes and bathe in cologne, how bad could he be? ;)
I really needed a good laugh today (bit of a rough morning), then I saw this: HuffPost: Sarah ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 12, 2018:
That is the mark of a professional liar, they believe their own shit, doesn't even matter how bad it stinks, they believe and therefore it becomes their personal truth.
Well after a couple bumps in my life.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 12, 2018:
Welcome Back! What's up buttercup?
Here's another successful project.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 12, 2018:
Like giant empanadas, looks delicious.
21 years 165 days in the Royal Canadian Air Forces, 10 working for Bombardier/L3 Communication.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 12, 2018:
57 years old myself and retired 9 years ago in Canada after living abroad. Do you find that people look at you a little strange for retiring so young? Most people are struggling to retire well at 65 so I think they find it hard to understand how anyone could retire in their 40's the way you and I both did.
These are 15-foot swells.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 12, 2018:
I recall crossing the Drake Passage on New Years Day, it was blowing hard and while sitting in the lounge on Deck 5 the whole ship shook violently and the heavy glass window beside me was suddenly completely engulfed by a large wave, it turned a green blue until the wave broke. There was a lot of barfing going on that day, over indulging and rough seas make for a bad combination, especially for people prone to sea sickness. My wife and I are comfortable at sea so we went up to the observation deck that is cantilevered over the edge of the hull, it was an amazing view.
So, my response to a stressful day seems unusual to me, but I'm not really sure what others do to ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 11, 2018:
You may be relatively calm compared to what he was used to in the past.
LOL Thought this was funny!
Surfpirate comments on Dec 11, 2018:
The Cornball.
At last, a cure for dry skin.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 11, 2018:
Lime not lemon and you'll need a whole one. ;) A bottle of Cointreau will come in handy as well, just to mix things up a bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cbX4DUACYU
Ok guys and gals Lily Munster or Morticia Addams
Surfpirate comments on Dec 11, 2018:
Both of the above ladies have their charms but seriously there's no contest when compared to Eliva Mistress of the Dark.
Update on the whole ex situation ( [agnostic.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 10, 2018:
It's nice that you feel you made some headway with her, now remember to keep your guard up and follow up to confirm that she is actually moving forward with what you both agreed to. Trust but Verify is about the only clever thing that Ronnie Raygun ever said but it is good advice.
This sums up rather well a heated conversation I had with someone on FB.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 10, 2018:
My opinion is that people can justify their position or shut the fuck up, this isn't kindergarten, there's no safe zone or time outs. These people need to get their shit together and provide a rational argument instead of being offended all the time.
BnB closed until Jan 1st heading to England today to spend the holidays with family I needed ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 10, 2018:
Shrewd, Very Shrewd. ;)
Baby, Just GO Outside Because the original is soooooo controversial. [youtu.be]
Surfpirate comments on Dec 10, 2018:
Is she coming or going, I can't tell anymore.
A friend asked this question: Does anyone happen to know if former presidents are entitled to ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 10, 2018:
If the charge against the Commander in Chief of the US Military is Treason then shouldn't he be locked up in a place like Leavenworth?
I am the most eclectic asshole that called herself an eclectic asshole.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 10, 2018:
I knew an electrician who backed into a fuse panel and his asshole was electric. Just saying that a lot of sparks flew out of it.
I have a cold and this is delicious.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 10, 2018:
Good morning, I feel much better after consuming two bowls of the garlic soup yesterday. I have to admit that it was rich and delicious but it sure gave me a wicked case of the farts.
Okay offensive people.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 10, 2018:
Two finer examples of disreputable malcontents would be hard pressed to find, welcome back. :)
Do you watch America Unearthed on the History channel?
Surfpirate comments on Dec 10, 2018:
It's hard to separate the wheat from the chaff when it comes to the Templars, very little remains of them and historical accounts are few because the pope and the king of France colluded to wipe them out because they were the original bankers among other things.
Nuns Stole $500k And Spent It On Gambling And Vacations [msn.com]
Surfpirate comments on Dec 9, 2018:
The bishops and cardinals who usually spend that money on cocaine and hookers must be so pissed.
After a year this woman breaks up with me.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Not your girlfriend, not your problem. Nice of you to still be supportive but absolutely not required nor should it be expected. The friends who think you are abusive and misogynistic are not your friends and shouldn't be because they sound like idiots.
No words necessary...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 9, 2018:
A cornered rat is a dangerous rat, it is just as likely to leap and bite you in the face as it is to try and dart for freedom.
I'm doing my best to keep from posting my phone number. ;) [youtube.com]
Surfpirate comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Men as a life support system for a penis is about the same as women as a rack to hang a set of tits off of and a few orifices to entertain oneself with. Funny reverse sexism that takes the PC bullshit out of the equation. We all talk about a nice smile, intelligence and a sense of humour but if there's no bang for your buck then what are you getting yourself into? ;)
It's 8AM and I'm already prepping for lunch.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Have you ever BBQ'ed salmon on a cedar plank with a drizzle of maple syrup and some salt and pepper? It's Delicious.
Family photo time
Surfpirate comments on Dec 9, 2018:
They'll keep them all in Solitary Confinement but they will call it the VIP Suite so the Trumps will love it there.
Holiday party at my son's house next door where I achieved shitfaced status relatively early and my ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 9, 2018:
If you didn't need someone else to hold your hair back while you worshiped at the porcelain altar then you just had a very good time. Take 2 tylenol and a bloody mary and call us later.
Is anybody on this site going to post an intelligent comment, ?
Surfpirate comments on Dec 8, 2018:
I wouldn't presume to steal your thunder, please go first.
This post is dedicated to all my fellow sauce hounds who love to drink.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 8, 2018:
When I lived in South America a lot of Latinos swore by the Leche de Tigre as a cure for a hangover, it's leftover ceviche juice from the night before, very pungent stuff with lots of lime juice, jalapenos and little chunks of raw fish in it. I love ceviche but personally didn't find it helped much, Tylenol is better and doesn't make you want to puke your guts out.
This post is dedicated to all my fellow sauce hounds who love to drink.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 8, 2018:
A bit of the hair of the dog is proven to take the edge off a hangover and rehydrating also helps along with some spices to stimulate the circulation. The Mexicans have the perfect solution in a beverage called the Michelada, I prefer mine with a shot of Tequila on the side. https://www.chowhound.com/recipes/michelada-10662
There is a train coming through my head and its carrying old age with it.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Happens to most of us but for the unlucky ones the train runs us right over and we never get to see old age. You must be one of the lucky ones.
I am always looking for wonder woman although I do wonder about a lot of women.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
I can't say that I blame you, if I was single I would be looking for her too.
I never intentionally...it just sort of happens...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
It is a nice bonus and it happens more often than we realize if we are doing it right. lol
Which features of men you find the most sexy?
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
I honestly can't find anything sexy in the male form. Women are so sexy in so many ways that it is a mystery to me that they can find anything attractive about men at all.
A question that randomly popped into my head (they do that sometimes).
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
If an American male is a Yankee does that make an American female a Yanker?
I think quite a few would like to slap him.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Interesting question: Since the Secret Service is tasked with protecting all living US presidents, current or serving, who do they defend in the event of a physical fight breaking out between Trump and Obama?
Wonderful, wonderful America ! LOL [dailymaverick.co.za]
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Soft Kitty Warm Kitty. Little Ball of Fur. LOL
Our health insurance is completely fucked up! A I have already mentioned I will be loosing my ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
I think it would be a great idea for Americans to focus on fixing their own broken system before coming to Canada and showing us how to fix ours which seems to be working quite well by comparison. It seems like a no brainer when the Americans seem to feel they have all the answers.
Who else has done this?
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Just to be fair, I am a retired master builder and I have gone along with their questions and helped people out in numerous hardware stores and building supply stores, sometimes they don't even catch on.
Just fuck Christmas
Surfpirate comments on Dec 6, 2018:
DUH! Of course Fuck Christmas, in a heartbeat.
Offenders are very unique.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 6, 2018:
Space those fuckers and never look back.
Trickle down is a lie:
Surfpirate comments on Dec 6, 2018:
Is it even possible for publicly traded companies to act in a socially responsible manner and treat their employees with decency and dignity? I don't believe it is possible.
So.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 6, 2018:
I didn't even realize that there was a dating app on this site. Where is it, this I gotta see?
Dont you wish sometimes that you knew a hit man?
Surfpirate comments on Dec 6, 2018:
You just need a couple of buddies and some baseball bats, take him out to play some 'baseball' and if he manages to break both his arms as a result of an 'accident' you can all be witnesses to his falling down and hurting himself. If he bothers her again you can take him out again for more baseball fun.
Bwahaha!!! [babylonbee.com] Satire Alert
Surfpirate comments on Dec 6, 2018:
A lot of good work on that site. https://babylonbee.com/news/remote-tribe-erupts-celebration-atheist-missionary-informs-life-no-meaning
So.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 6, 2018:
A mature 18 year old and a young at heart 58 year old, it's possible you two could meet in the middle.
World Leaders Visibly Confused As Trump Struggles to Sign His Name David Pakman Show ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 5, 2018:
I like that Trudeau is also refusing to use Trump's term for the trade deal USMCA which puts the US first and Canada last. Trudeau has opted for the term CUSMA instead which puts Canada first. Maybe the big orange baby was just having a bit of a moment because he can't stand Trudeau. Nixon felt that way about Trudeau's father when he was PM of Canada and often called him a Son of a Bitch. Passive Aggression it's what we do best. lol
Krampus much?
Surfpirate comments on Dec 5, 2018:
December 5th already? Where does the time go?
If you think a thesaurus is a prehistoric lizard, you might not be smarter than a 5th grader
Surfpirate comments on Dec 5, 2018:
They are often found near the 'LIBARY'. lol
I am not religious, yet I would thank God for ending this nightmare.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 5, 2018:
About fucking time!
Are you prepared for Xmas?
Surfpirate comments on Dec 5, 2018:
I grew up as a Jehovah's Witness until I was 13 and deemed old enough to choose, you can see how that turned out. ;) Xmas always held a certain mystique to me because I never experienced it first hand until I was 18 by which point it seemed rather silly to me. All the little rituals that friends observed because they held personal significance going back to their childhood meant a big goose egg to me. I do like the winter solstice as a seasonal event but besides that it's a big zippo to me.
I'm clapping as fast as I can.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 5, 2018:
I'm having a Margarita, close enough.
No promises, but it would be nice.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 5, 2018:
Since the possibility of Trump getting arrested fairly soon is reasonably high I would need a little more than the arrest happening on Dec 25th 2018 to accept JC as my personal savior and lord. If Jesus the Lion were to come back and personally arrest the Orange Baboon then that would certainly go a long way towards changing my mind on the topic of religion and even then not conclusively.
Someone had to go there. I might not be the best troll, but I like to think I hold my own.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 5, 2018:
The Head of the CIA becomes the POTUS and nobody bats an eye, the Head of the KGB becomes the leader of Russia and the whole world loses its shit. Why don't they shut down the CIA for a week of mourning instead of the USPS for a day?
Krampus, also known as the Christmas Devil and the Christmas Demon, is a demonic accomplice of Saint...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 5, 2018:
An ancient tradition but we have to remember not to take it too far, just a lump of coal or some chicken guts in the stocking are adequate these days. ;)
President Trump traveled 250 yards to greet George W.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 5, 2018:
When the government is just a circus of clowns it's all about putting on a show.
I would have signed the petition too ! In Numbers 792,985 The number of signatures submitted to ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 5, 2018:
A cornerstone of the right wing politician who just got elected Premier in my province was reintroducing $1 beer. BUCK A BEER was his campaign slogan, apparently there is a large enough segment of the citizenry who are willing to drink cheap swill to get a jerk elected to public office.
What I learned today (that I wish I could unlearn): pre-Columbian pozole was sometimes prepared with...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 5, 2018:
It's very hard to find good recipes for Long Pig.
"Ram tough" my ass, lol.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 4, 2018:
Maybe you should rephrase the introduction but still very funny. :D
I don't recall where I found this but my title says this is 2800 years old.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 4, 2018:
Looks like she spent the past 2,800 years kissing up for braining him with a frying pan because he came home late with lipstick on his collar. ;)
This is what I remember about Bush SR.! No tears from me.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 4, 2018:
I think the last half decent president got assassinated just for being half decent.
How we dealt with the freeze warnings and harvesting Moringa.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 4, 2018:
This is what they do in Maine, same climate zone as I have in Canada. http://fourseasongardener.com/
Something like that, though it has been a long time!
Surfpirate comments on Dec 4, 2018:
The difference? One of you has a lifetime contract with Disney. ;)
I would tell some stories, but.......
Surfpirate comments on Dec 4, 2018:
Exactly how I feel everytime I walk past those bell ringing fuckers from the Salvation Army.
Being offended is a state of mind that is, for the most part, a personal preference.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 4, 2018:
I was within inches of fucking off one of those bell ringing turds from the Salvation Army at the shopping mall today. What part of the 12 days of Xmas don't these fuckers get???
Halloween-related story.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 4, 2018:
I came within inches of Fucking Off one of those bell ringing fucks from Salvation Army, there were two of them, one in the liquor store and one in the grocery store yelling 'Merry Fuckin Xmas'!! I hate that shit as much as I hate dealing with pushy Hari Krishnas with their tambourines and the 'Hari Hari Hari' horseshit. Nobody bats an eye when the guys in the funny pants get fucked off but some idiot in a religious military outfit gets any dressing down and people lose their shit. Halloween on the other hand is full of all the things I like. (y) Maybe it's my JW upbringing? :D
But I like been a cuntasaurus !!! @glennlab thank u for the link sir , all 7 mugs arrived and ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 4, 2018:
You really own that mug and in the best possible way. (y)
Greetings! Can I join this group if I'm not Canadian but I want to be? Lol
Surfpirate comments on Dec 4, 2018:
I'll vouch for her, she isn't able to carry a Canadian Passport but she sure meets the requirements for a Canadian mindset. (y) I'm tempted to sponsor her if she applies for Landed Immigrant Status.
How many Iguanas are in the 2nd pic?
Surfpirate comments on Dec 1, 2018:
The correct answer is 8, the two in the first pic, 4 more in the tree behind them, one on the palm frond in the bottom left and one halfway up on the right, also on a palm frond.
How many Iguanas are in the 2nd pic?
Surfpirate comments on Dec 1, 2018:
HINT! There are more than 4 and less than 10.
Another day dawns in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 1, 2018:
A couple of pics from Mexico for my friends dealing with snowy weather. The iguana was a solid 5' long from nose to tip of his tail, he is very quick which is why he hasn't wound up on the BBQ yet. The surf was up at the beach, plenty of beach hawkers selling everything imaginable. We met up with some friends from Ecuador at The Sea Monkey Bar, home of the $1 Margarita (have the $4 Century Margarita instead if you want one made from scratch and not a mix) Did a little people watching and watched the surfers as the waves crashed in just a few yards from our table.
Congratulations to Suki Sue for obtaining her patent on Crystal Clear Scoopable Cat Litter.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 1, 2018:
Next, the flushable cat toilet.
Canada 1st! Instead of calling the new trade deal by Trump's preferred name, the United States, ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 30, 2018:
The Mexicans can call it MUSCA and Trump can call it anything he wants from his future prison cell. :D
Believe it or not, here we are again.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 30, 2018:
Too true and I will be flying home to Canada from a vacation in Mexico come Monday. :(
Possibly the worst real picture of Trump yet?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 29, 2018:
Isn't that what they call a Kardashian Ass? I wonder if Kanye is hitting that like a hammer hits a nail?
Neanderthals and early humans mated way more often than we thought! [sciencealert.com]
Surfpirate comments on Nov 29, 2018:
Less than 1% Neanderthal in my DNA make up according to 23andMe.
Well I have been experiencing a bit of lower abdomen pain and today it was almost unbearable.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 28, 2018:
Canadian here and I agree that Universal Healthcare is what civilized people provide for themselves and others, it's just a shame that there is a magic Xstian spell cast over the USA that prevents it from working in that particular country even though it works every where else.
Lol.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 28, 2018:
In a nutty nutshell kind of way that about sums it up. :)
I was born in 79, was told in hs i was gen x, and always considered myself such, but lately ive ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 27, 2018:
I've always used the 20 year period between 1961 and 1981 but some people cut it off at 1979. I'm on the cusp of being a Boomer and I heard the same thing only in reverse as the Boomers aged they seemed to extend it from 1959 to 1961, maybe it made them feel a bit younger but growing up I was definitely not considered a Boomer. Cusps are always weird in these matters so just pick what feels right for you.
I'm seeing these delicious breakfast posts, so I'm going to share a picture of the migas breakfast ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 27, 2018:
There is a genetic marker for cilantro tasting like soap, quite a few people have it and cilantro tastes completely different to them.
I'm seeing these delicious breakfast posts, so I'm going to share a picture of the migas breakfast ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 27, 2018:
Oh Yeah! (y)
I had the scariest dream the other night.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 27, 2018:
Did this all occur in a dream state or were you in a lucid dream state and felt this occurring? The fear of being dragged under the bed is a fairly familiar one but usually occurs in a waking state.
I have crazy dreams but this one really freaked me out.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 27, 2018:
It can be annoying when a dream lingers, sometimes for hours.
A lot of you will probably block me after posting this...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 27, 2018:
Is that a mushroom in your pocket or are you just happy to see my Donald?
Have you ever seen something in a dream that later happened?
Surfpirate comments on Nov 27, 2018:
I've had many deja vu experiences related to my dreams but I sometimes wonder if I am not fitting my waking time experiences to my dream time experiences. There are a lot of people who will dismiss out of hand such experiences but I find that to be as ignorant a position as people who run around seeing signs and omens in everything.
I woke up to the freezing cold from a dream about Freddy Kruger being a suburban man who's job was ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 27, 2018:
Well so long as you got some mints out of the deal. :D
Apparently, it's not just the far right here, in America, vilifying George Soros.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 27, 2018:
My wife has met him in person and said he was a nice man and a true gentleman. I tend to find his agenda a bit more disturbing but it is hard to say for sure with these things.
Hola! from Mexico.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 27, 2018:
The offensive part of this post is the mandatory wrist bands they make you wear because we are staying at a hotel that has a an all inclusive program but we just piggy backed on the flight and room deal, nothing else. $500/CDN for each of us was too good a deal to pass up but I don't want to have to walk around with the stupid wrist band on as we won't be at the hotel except to sleep. Wandering around the back streets and tiny local markets wearing an all inclusive wrist band is like waving a red flag to every hustler and petty crook so I had to find a way around the problem. $100 fine if you aren't wearing it, these all inclusives are more like summer camp than hotels. lol
Twitler wants a state run media outlet. Every dictator should have one. [nydn.us]
Surfpirate comments on Nov 27, 2018:
Pravda has a catchy ring to it, maybe Putin will share with Trump.
Seeking asylum.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 27, 2018:
In both instances the problems are caused by the actions of the US government.
Here's a pic of my chorizo breakfast I made today with a recipe provided by @Petter.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 27, 2018:
I had Chilliquillas con Pollo for desayuno today, I just love a Mexican breakfast.
'Drunk' Canadian curlers kicked out of tournament final (Could have been worse - they could have ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 25, 2018:
My Uncle Larry from Midale, Sask only wears cowboy boots, period. So he had a special rubber made for his cowboy boots so he could curl, curling is about free expression. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsOU2AeO5Vw
'Drunk' Canadian curlers kicked out of tournament final (Could have been worse - they could have ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 25, 2018:
It's even possible to curl sober? I find that very hard to believe, as you certainly can't even watch curling without having a beer in your hand.
Do Canadians actually say 'Eh'.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 24, 2018:
I think you hear the word 'EH?' and 'RIGHT?' more in the Maritimes and Ontario, especially in rural Ontario. It seems to be frowned upon in polite conversation and the upper middle class just hates it, who can say if upper class Canadians even speak Canadian? ;)
So I went out to our local bar by myself and talked to some of the locals.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 24, 2018:
I spent more than my fair share of time in dive bars while I was a builder, I go with my guys for a couple of beers after work and then I would split early because nobody wants to see their boss half in the bag. Most of the people in those bars are just bored and lonely, looking for a little comaraderie and something to do with their time.
Even Trumps supports are way out there [alternet.org]
Surfpirate comments on Nov 24, 2018:
It's a mental illness and it seems to be contagious.
Fall has come to my BnB ?? the weather is so perfect I wish I could bottle it!
Surfpirate comments on Nov 23, 2018:
The B&B looks great!
I'm thinking of spring and these came up while browsing my photos.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 23, 2018:
I like them both and it doesn't help that winter arrived so early this year. Spring can't come soon enough but it seems like it could be a ways off yet.
Returned from our trip to find an ice storm did a number on our poor willow trees.
Surfpirate comments on Nov 23, 2018:
Man, that's just awful, very sorry to hear it. :(
Hello all, I have just joined this group and would like to share with you a dream I had many years ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 23, 2018:
What were your feelings towards the woman? Did you see if there was a baby in the pram? Sometimes dreams have symbolism in them from your subconscious mind and sometimes they are just reflections of your current thoughts and a lot of the time they are just plain fun and don't mean anything. Dreams can be just like going on a picnic and enjoying yourself, or not enjoying yourself, but it doesn't mean that the picnic had special symbolic meaning, sometimes a picnic is just a picnic.

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