Those darn Canadians are just so nice.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Thanks Canada!

Surfpirate replies on Jan 18, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow Justin is an amateur boxer, Trump wouldn't last 2 minutes in the ring with him.

Those darn Canadians are just so nice.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Thanks Canada!

Surfpirate replies on Jan 18, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow I doubt that our PM Trudeau will be having the cunt over for tea and biscuits any time soon. lol

Let today be the day.

of-the-mountain comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Like they say Off with their heads!

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Keeping things entertaining.

I woke up to minus 26 C this morning and the forecast blizzard with arctic temps hasn't even arrived...

Triphid comments on Jan 17, 2019:

You lucky sod, wanna swap your cold weather for our heatwave here?

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

I'll wait for mine to come back in 6 months, thanks just the same.

Perhaps the most depressing photo I've ever seen.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I would have thought that the great pressure at that depth would have crushed that can flat.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@Jnei Done properly you could off someone with a decent bottle of champagne, they are very sturdy vessels but I don't think you would want to chance it unless you had true homicidal intent. You could have celebratory drink after the deed was done, after all, these things shouldn't be taken lightly.

Perhaps the most depressing photo I've ever seen.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I would have thought that the great pressure at that depth would have crushed that can flat.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@creative51 bingo!

I woke up to minus 26 C this morning and the forecast blizzard with arctic temps hasn't even arrived...

Spinliesel comments on Jan 17, 2019:

And my wish to you is: keep it on your side of the lake, please. My house is in the so called "persistant squall area", near Sodus Point. We have -8 C and just some leftover snow. How about turning the wind machines 180 degrees and blowing the stuffi into Sasketchewan? I would be ever so ...

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Camper trailer in Saskatchewan in winter? Just NO! lol

Perhaps the most depressing photo I've ever seen.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I would have thought that the great pressure at that depth would have crushed that can flat.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@Jnei I don't eat Spam or green eggs and ham for that matter but I thought you had to use a can opener to get to the goo inside and I don't see any marks from a can opener. Maybe it comes in a pull top now?

Live today like it is your last day on this Earth.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 17, 2019:

These famous quotes,...I like this one,..but I wonder how long the thought went round in his head before he came up with it.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

With a guy like Bukowski it's anybody's best guess. ;)

I woke up to minus 26 C this morning and the forecast blizzard with arctic temps hasn't even arrived...

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Lucky you !! :)

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 I live in Canada so I'm pretty sure that SC is still south of me.

I woke up to minus 26 C this morning and the forecast blizzard with arctic temps hasn't even arrived...

freeofgod comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Minus 26C is colder than a well diggers ass : )

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

I've actually done that job and you are right, a well digger's ass is above freezing, just.

Live today like it is your last day on this Earth.

UrsiMajor comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I'm not sure if this website could handle the blackmail pictures...

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Sounds like free advertising to me. :D

Self defense.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

NO, NO, NO! I offered trump as a peace offering... not one Canadian would take the offer...

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow Fox worked for Coca Cola, he's a global citizen and transcends borders.

I woke up to minus 26 C this morning and the forecast blizzard with arctic temps hasn't even arrived...

escapetypist comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Minus 26 C is five degrees below a witch's tit

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

I've had a witch's tit in my mouth and it was surprisingly warm, contrary to popular opinion.

Self defense.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

NO, NO, NO! I offered trump as a peace offering... not one Canadian would take the offer...

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow Si, manana, manana. (Mexicans are too polite to give an outright NO)

I'm suddenly thinking that the cost of laser surgery isn't too high after all.

thinktwice comments on Jan 17, 2019:

wow--I am having that done...can't wait for my new superpower!!!! I hope to use it for good only....hope... ha

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@thinktwice Canadian here so I was taught just shoot them in the dick so the idiot can't reproduce.

Don't try and spar with me online. Because you can't beat a punching bag.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 17, 2019:

What could be sadder than a punching bag that nobody wants to punch?

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@Pbpierson2 I don't know, only sniffed it and it smelled foul.

Self defense.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

NO, NO, NO! I offered trump as a peace offering... not one Canadian would take the offer...

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow The weird shit that happens in the USA can stay right where it is, bad enough that Canadians have to hear about it but we don't want to experience it.

I woke up to minus 26 C this morning and the forecast blizzard with arctic temps hasn't even arrived...

Spinliesel comments on Jan 17, 2019:

And my wish to you is: keep it on your side of the lake, please. My house is in the so called "persistant squall area", near Sodus Point. We have -8 C and just some leftover snow. How about turning the wind machines 180 degrees and blowing the stuffi into Sasketchewan? I would be ever so ...

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

My cousin in Saskatchewan never turns his truck off in the winter unless it is in a heated garage.

I woke up to minus 26 C this morning and the forecast blizzard with arctic temps hasn't even arrived...

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Lucky you !! :)

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Georgia may see temps around freezing this weekend.

Don't try and spar with me online. Because you can't beat a punching bag.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 17, 2019:

What could be sadder than a punching bag that nobody wants to punch?

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@Pbpierson2 Well if you're not going to take some pride in your work then you can't really blame others for the substandard results.

Self defense.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

NO, NO, NO! I offered trump as a peace offering... not one Canadian would take the offer...

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Trump and his followers are exactly the sort of 'bad hombres' we don't want in Canada, you might as well have offered El Chapo. lol

I'm suddenly thinking that the cost of laser surgery isn't too high after all.

thinktwice comments on Jan 17, 2019:

wow--I am having that done...can't wait for my new superpower!!!! I hope to use it for good only....hope... ha

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

I wonder if you can set it on stun or just for really stupid people? Possibilities. :)

Self defense.

Wangobango3 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

We gained a lot of good citizens during the Vietnam war.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

We did, those would be called desirables. :) Employed a few of them over the years and generally found them to be people of good conscience.

I saw this and was immediately reminded how doctors and nurses even more so, do not get paid enough ...

Pralina1 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

u making me smile and u making me cry sir . I have no regrets . And u couldn't share this in a better x . Few days ago , at Mary's old group the question was " something good that happend last week ". And I did not wanted to answer . Bcz most of weeks , nothing good happens at work . And what ...

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

No, Thank You and those who work along side you.

Meanwhile in Canada.

Wangobango3 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Ski joring, I think it's called.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 17, 2019:

I've seen it on the frozen lakes behind a snowmobile but never with a horse.

Ketchup -n- Fries. Just wondering if anyone has grown this (these)? [territorialseed.com]

Surfpirate comments on Jan 16, 2019:

There's a song about that, from Canada. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiGb31e5ydo

Surfpirate replies on Jan 16, 2019:

@SeaGreenEyez Stompin Tom Connors was canada's troubadour, probably best known for The Hockey Song that is played at most hockey games in the NHL.

I'm gonna act on some of these......

Surfpirate comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Wait until you establish a consensus and then get a second opinion just to be sure before proceeding.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 16, 2019:

@jasen is that the second opinion or just one of many?

I saw this and was immediately reminded how doctors and nurses even more so, do not get paid enough ...

IamNobody comments on Jan 16, 2019:

That's the beauty of life.,..plenry of possibilities ??

Surfpirate replies on Jan 16, 2019:

So many unexpected consequences.

I saw this and was immediately reminded how doctors and nurses even more so, do not get paid enough ...

Bierbasstard comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Please ask him switch to channel 233 and turn up the volume. I'm getting tired of watching the Weather Channel.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 16, 2019:

Shitty weather for the foreseeable future.

I saw this and was immediately reminded how doctors and nurses even more so, do not get paid enough ...

jondspen comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Hmmm...a 4 year degree and making $80k or more a year as a nurse. And doctors make nearly a quarter of a MILLION dollars a year, but you say they don't make enough?!?!? Tell that to the old or poor that can't afford proper medical care in this country. Both of these professions are at the top of ...

Surfpirate replies on Jan 16, 2019:

True, the guy with the remote up his ass could have gone to the Mr. Fix It shop on the corner and asked them to remove it for $50/hr - results may vary. ;)

Negotiations with my son.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 15, 2019:

You be the Dungeon Master, a great way to instill childhood trauma he can discuss with his therapist in later life. :D

Surfpirate replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@dreamsinflux well I did hire them so that should give you some insight to their character. At one point the crew was comprised of 75% ex-cons, all drug offenses. The Canadian prison system ran excellent training programs for inmates to learn a trade and since almost nobody in Gen X seemed interested in working with their hands I wound up with a crew of ex-cons.

Negotiations with my son.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 15, 2019:

You be the Dungeon Master, a great way to instill childhood trauma he can discuss with his therapist in later life. :D

Surfpirate replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch that was their favourite, no surprise there.

She probably thinks it's a cute pair of pink leggings.

kasmian comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Fucking hell XD Is this normal in America?

Surfpirate replies on Jan 15, 2019:

It's normal in Walmart in America in my experience, scary stuff.

Donald Trump yelling from the WH lawn that he never worked for Russia just convinces me that he ...

PeteEwy comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I have found the more a person denies, the likely hood of being guilty increases tenfold.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 15, 2019:

Although the logic of why an innocent man would admit to something he didn't do, still escapes me.

Negotiations with my son.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 15, 2019:

You be the Dungeon Master, a great way to instill childhood trauma he can discuss with his therapist in later life. :D

Surfpirate replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@dreamsinflux Be careful, that sort of thing can bite you right back. I once took away all the job site radios because everyone was playing different music at full blast trying to drowned out the other radios. When the crews complained I told them they could sing if they wanted to have music on the job site, darned if they didn't rehearse and start singing Las Vegas show tunes wherever I went on site. I gave back the radios but still can't bear to hear Tom Jones songs.

It's cold outside, don't forget to bring your little ones in.

SkotlandSkye comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Bring them in....and have some fun.... ;-)

Surfpirate replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@AncientNight I would suggest that there is the correct way and then the American revolutionary way. ;) A bit like the US gallon vs the Imperial gallon, similar but a little short of the whole thing, although both were eclipsed by the metric system.

Just add pancakes and maple syrup. [cbc.ca]

Lukian comments on Jan 15, 2019:

when going to the *cabane à sucre* (Sugar Shack) we drizzle maple syrup on everything: eggs, ham, potatoes, omelettes, beans, pâté, pork rinds and even in our coffee... (Maple syrup is like your mother, it makes everything taste better)

Surfpirate replies on Jan 15, 2019:

I have to settle for the artificial syrup, the real stuff makes my throat close up in an allergic reaction. 9 generations in Canada and this is my allergy. lol

Those darn Canadians are just so nice.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Thanks Canada!

Surfpirate replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow So do your Northern Cousins, he's a menace to world peace. His actions have indirectly cost the lives of thousands already, he should be tried as a mass murderer and a traitor.

Those darn Canadians are just so nice.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Thanks Canada!

Surfpirate replies on Jan 15, 2019:

No worries, cousin. (y)

It's cold outside, don't forget to bring your little ones in.

SkotlandSkye comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Bring them in....and have some fun.... ;-)

Surfpirate replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@SkotlandSkye Thanks to all of you.

It's cold outside, don't forget to bring your little ones in.

SkotlandSkye comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Bring them in....and have some fun.... ;-)

Surfpirate replies on Jan 15, 2019:

At least they spelled GREY correctly.

This one is headed for the Airport Unclaimed Baggage Dept. :) [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

That's one where you chalk up your losses and walk away.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 14, 2019:

@glennlab I'd be tempted to pick it up myself and when they move in for the pic, say loudly "Honey, here it is, thank goodness I found your big, black toy." then pass it to the nearest woman waiting to snap a pic.

This one is headed for the Airport Unclaimed Baggage Dept. :) [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

That's one where you chalk up your losses and walk away.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 14, 2019:

Keep an eye out for the person who loiters around after they look to have collected all of their items, except one.

We are greeted by sights of islands appearing through low hanging clouds.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Beautiful scenery in the strait of Magellan, a safe passage is always welcome.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 14, 2019:

@escapetypist I was guessing the Ross Ice Shelf that one hears so much about but pretty close to the same area. I remember the passage to the Peninsula being pretty rough and even rougher on the way back.

We are greeted by sights of islands appearing through low hanging clouds.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Beautiful scenery in the strait of Magellan, a safe passage is always welcome.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 14, 2019:

@escapetypist We traversed the Beagle Channel and the Strait of Magellan on the way back from a trip to the Antarctic Pennisula in 2011, spectacular. Where is the ship headed next? The shelf that is being exposed by the break up of the ice sheets?

Hi hi hi!

Dougy comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Hey, I used to live in Northern Maine for a while. Thinking about moving back.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 13, 2019:

The beautiful Canadian province of Maine is one of my favourites.

It really does read like a B movie.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I'd PAY to see that....a lot!

Surfpirate replies on Jan 13, 2019:

Worth the price of admission.

It really does read like a B movie.

Charlene comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Or it reads" the End?"

Surfpirate replies on Jan 13, 2019:

And then the guillotine drops and it all fades to black?

It's important to remember that rushing around madly with our hands waving in the air looks like a ...

Elganned comments on Jan 12, 2019:

The problem with doing it right the first time is that nobody believes you when you tell them how difficult it was.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 12, 2019:

Oh they do when they get a cheaper price the next time and the guy screws it up twice and never fixes it, so they call you back to make it right and that costs extra. ;)

Have a cow, mon.

Pbpierson2 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

"Hey Charlie, I know you're trying to appease the liberals by keeping up with the gender fluid movement, but this is getting ridiculous. Hey--are you sure your blowing in the right place?"

Surfpirate replies on Jan 12, 2019:

@Pbpierson2 Done properly that would be the normal outcome and the desired effect.

Homemade salsa! Ingredients : 1.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Where's the cilantro?

Surfpirate replies on Jan 12, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty It occurred to me after I posted that you might have that gene. Now the oregano makes sense to me.

People state that there will never be a peaceful resolution between the Arab states and the Jewish ...

Tommy19 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

This sounds wacky, but it would work.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 12, 2019:

It couldn't be much worse than the current situation.

Have a cow, mon.

Pbpierson2 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

"Hey Charlie, I know you're trying to appease the liberals by keeping up with the gender fluid movement, but this is getting ridiculous. Hey--are you sure your blowing in the right place?"

Surfpirate replies on Jan 12, 2019:

Nobody wants to get blown but everyone wants to get sucked. It's all bass akwards.

People state that there will never be a peaceful resolution between the Arab states and the Jewish ...

JacarC comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Good idea/ I ask the "israel" defenders how long would they fight if their state was invaded and their family members were killed and their houses bulldozed.... The israeli invasion was by racists for racists.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 12, 2019:

The are only Jews and Goys in this world, at least in the minds of some people. Sad really and the source of a great deal of the world's strife.

People state that there will never be a peaceful resolution between the Arab states and the Jewish ...

Seeker3CO comments on Jan 12, 2019:

They may not be as welcome in Nebraska as you think.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 12, 2019:

or give them the 50 mile strip along the Mexican border as a buffer zone, they seem to like to build walls like the one they built in the Middle East.

Breaking News: Canada announces completion of their border wall.

PinkyandtheBrain comments on Jan 12, 2019:

So if an illegal immigrant crosses that will they be a frost back.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 12, 2019:

We don't have illegal immigrants in Canada, just refugees. They get to plead their case and if they check out they can stay, otherwise they have to go back to their home country.

Want to escape? How about the Shangrila Resort in Pakistan?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Much like some of the pics a friend shares with me of Iran, nothing like the pics you see on CNN.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 11, 2019:

@OwlInASack I know a little about the history of Iran and the Persian Empire, so there is certainly a large section of the country that is arid but there are also many other climates and topographies in Iran besides deserts which are mainly on the northern border. It reminds me of Chile or Peru or Ecuador. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8CFaafylLU

Canada completes border wall with US in record time while Trump dithers.

CaleBLaver comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Get 45 to for it

Surfpirate replies on Jan 11, 2019:

Well technically, the amazing new trade deal negotiated with the US removed the tariffs on snow imported into Canada from the US so Trump did pay for it. :D

Breaking News: Canada announces completion of their border wall.

Charlene comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Seems like a thoroughly professional job..there maybe issues come spring..just sayin..

Surfpirate replies on Jan 11, 2019:

Spring is a week, summer another month and then after a week or two of fall it's right back to snow again. lol

Canada completes border wall with US in record time while Trump dithers.

bookofmorons comments on Jan 11, 2019:

looks like it will be higher by the weekend too - no tax payer dollars either

Surfpirate replies on Jan 11, 2019:

Expecting 15 cm over the weekend, maybe more.

Been there

Surfpirate comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Hair of the dog is one thing but you don't eat the whole dog.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 11, 2019:

@maturin1919 Not so long as you're buying. lol

Stranded seals wreak havoc in Canadian town "There's seals on the road, there's seals in people's...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 10, 2019:

A sea wall or a seal wall or maybe both? lol

Surfpirate replies on Jan 11, 2019:

@actofdog Trump would promise to pay and then stick us with the bill, as usual.

After posting memes like this on Facebook, I got banned from posting on Facebook.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 10, 2019:

The truly galling part are the Atheists who are constant apologists for this behavior, they insist that Atheists turn the other cheek, relegate these actions to a distant past that will never rear its ugly head again. The truth is that the motivation for these evil acts is lurking just below the ...

Surfpirate replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Delusional Bornagain Xstians who can't wait to see the end of the world are perfectly legal to run though, probably preferred.

Who else is feeling under motivated lately? It's not even February yet!

Pralina1 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Who u telling . At work . My ED is packed like sardines in a can . Not even midnight and I am pulling my hair already , all I want is to make it to 0730 ?? . Life plan of 0 next to nothing !!!

Surfpirate replies on Jan 10, 2019:

You've got a plan, that's something. ;)

Italian Sweet sausage with green peppers and onions: Ingredients: 8 Premio Italian sweet sausage...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 9, 2019:

All that is missing is the street cart and the little mustachioed Italian guy selling it fresh off the grill.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty My mouth was watering just thinking about it.

Italian Sweet sausage with green peppers and onions: Ingredients: 8 Premio Italian sweet sausage...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 9, 2019:

All that is missing is the street cart and the little mustachioed Italian guy selling it fresh off the grill.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty I was reminded of a guy with a cart in Little Italy on the Danforth in Toronto. Those hot peppers were the best and there was a place nearby where you could get a veal on a bun that would melt in your mouth.

He'll be back soon, just you hold your breath until you turn blue.

SkotlandSkye comments on Jan 9, 2019:

There he is!

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

@SkotlandSkye SHIT!! I was trying to forget that one. Damn my eyes!

A stupid idea from a stupid excuse of a potus. (not even worthy of capital letters)

mcgeo52 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Home Depot has 26' aluminum ladders rated at 350 lbs. for $179.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

30' wall

Bernie tells it like it is and flat out calls Trump a liar who lies to the American people hundreds ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 9, 2019:

FEEL THE BURN! I would love to shake this motherfucker's hand!

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

Sadly some Dems are still bearing a grudge against Bernie and his Berners, blaming him for costing Hillary the election. Deep divisions in the Democratic Party caused the rise of Bernie, much the way the Tea Party grew out of the GOP. This is what happens when there are only two parties to choose from and both of them have been co-opted by big money interests.

He'll be back soon, just you hold your breath until you turn blue.

SkotlandSkye comments on Jan 9, 2019:

There he is!

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

@SkotlandSkye These Jesus on toast images seem to pop up (sorry about that) every other month or so. I was just pointing out that the image wasn't as good as some as of the others I have seen. I rather liked the one that was only visible when the exterior lights came on at a doughnut shop in Eastern Canada. A spider web cast a large image of the holy SOB on the wall of the shop but you are right, I try to avoid the news.

He'll be back soon, just you hold your breath until you turn blue.

SkotlandSkye comments on Jan 9, 2019:

There he is!

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

Pablo Picasso?

He'll be back soon, just you hold your breath until you turn blue.

Zster comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Man! That's one PALE messiah...

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

Must be all the time he spent in that tomb that made him so washed out, 2,000 years in the dark is a long time. lol

Bernie tells it like it is and flat out calls Trump a liar who lies to the American people hundreds ...

Condor5 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Truth from Bernie. But 45 and minions don't give a $#!+; like someone else pointed out on this forum, that stupid MF just wants to build another large structure to attach his name to.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

It makes sense considering he doesn't actually build hotels anymore, just puts his name on hotels that others build but want to use his brand. I think he may find it hard to get contractors to work for him with his record for stiffing people when it comes time to pay the bill. Once again he wants a wall with his name attached to it but only if somebody else will pay for it - the US taxpayer.

Yes it ended the same, Sol goes home,Thorn finds out Soylent Green is people.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 9, 2019:

A classic movie and one that should be taken as a warning. Politicians like Trump will take us to this dystopian future and feed us human corpses packaged as crackers.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

@oldFloyd It will be worse this year.

A stupid idea from a stupid excuse of a potus. (not even worthy of capital letters)

Elganned comments on Jan 9, 2019:

If we deport all the Mexicans, who's going to *build* the wall?

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

The millions of homeless Americans once the economy tanks? Shouldn't be long now, probably why Trump is pushing so hard for the funding, immediately.

A stupid idea from a stupid excuse of a potus. (not even worthy of capital letters)

of-the-mountain comments on Jan 9, 2019:

The truth always Wins!

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

We hold these truths to be self evident - or words to that effect. ;)

And - in other news.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

By the way, if anyone wants an alternative show, I guess that I could go live on Youtube or Facebook and you could watch me piece a quilt on my sewing machine.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

@Gwendolyn2018 Yep, some of us just know how to bake. :)

Bernie tells it like it is and flat out calls Trump a liar who lies to the American people hundreds ...

LucyLoohoo comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Although I've never thought Bernie could win (too many Americans terrified/shut down by the word "socialism")...I've never seen proof of him lying.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

As a Canadian I found it humourous when the American media branded Bernie Saunders as a Socialist (some bordered on calling him a Communist) because to me he is right of center if he were to run as a Canadian politician. If a bunch of pinkos on your northern border can exist peacefully with Americans for 2 centuries then why can't someone like Bernie get elected in the US of A?

Here's Bernie Sander's response to Trump.

FrayedBear comments on Jan 9, 2019:

@Surfpirate posted it hours ago.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 9, 2019:

So good I was willing to watch it a second time. :D

Bernie tells it like it is and flat out calls Trump a liar who lies to the American people hundreds ...

GinaKay comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Bernie can shut up now. The Bernie Bros and their anti-Hillary campaign, even after she won the nomination, are a big part of why we are in this mess now.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

Bernie is a product of a divided Democratic party, not the cause of it. In any case he spoke the truth, clearly and to the point about Trump and his merry band of bandits.

Bernie tells it like it is and flat out calls Trump a liar who lies to the American people hundreds ...

KKGator comments on Jan 8, 2019:

None of this is going to matter unless and until the republicans start coming out against 45 in public. Pressure must be brought to bear on McConnell, Graham, and the rest of the GOP, to disavow 45 and his agenda.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

I thought it was important that Bernie targeted the GOP as well as Trump, they need to be held responsible for allowing this fiasco to occur.

And - in other news.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

By the way, if anyone wants an alternative show, I guess that I could go live on Youtube or Facebook and you could watch me piece a quilt on my sewing machine.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@Gwendolyn2018 You make a mistake? Perish the thought. A friend in Alaska does beautiful quilts, art pieces really. I never knew that the craft was so developed as I only knew of the Mennonite quilts we used to see at the farmer's market.

And - in other news.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

By the way, if anyone wants an alternative show, I guess that I could go live on Youtube or Facebook and you could watch me piece a quilt on my sewing machine.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

Now that's artistic.

I would have paid because it's just the way I was raised but the younger generation has a good ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

It's been difficult to forget the time I asked a gal out for dinner and she demanded sex first, dinner later. Afterwards, I didn't care WHAT she ordered.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

Did she demand sex of you or just beg you for it?

I've seen some weird shit while watching Star Trek but none of it is any weirder than the shit you ...

RavenCT comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Oh it's "Florida Man!" - These are kittens in Florida btw

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

The sort of kittens you don't want to try and pet.

I think that Christian Bale's portrayal of Dick Cheney was brilliant and he can thank whoever he ...

242Foxtrot comments on Jan 8, 2019:

This is going to be tough. I make it a point to see every Best Picture and Actor nominated film each year prior to the Oscars, but I just know my visceral anger at Dick will make the experience questionable. I'll do it, but might have to eat some edibles beforehand.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

I think you will find it informative as it goes back to his early years and shows how he turned into the twisted, power hungry tyrant he later became.

I would have paid because it's just the way I was raised but the younger generation has a good ...

GuyKeith comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I've related this account before, and this is not remotely the same thing, but a few years ago I had a date with this woman. We had been out a couple of times before, just riding together to Meet-Up Club functions, but this night we went out together to an expensive restaurant. We had been getting ...

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

She got that religious crazy thing, BAD! You dodged a bullet, big time.

I think that Christian Bale's portrayal of Dick Cheney was brilliant and he can thank whoever he ...

silverotter11 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Well Cheney's daughter is pissed, I wouldn't think that really counts for anything. Cheney was and still is an evil war monger and has a lot of blood on his hands.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@silverotter11 I really enjoyed the movie, hopefully more people go to see it now that it is receiving awards.

I think that Christian Bale's portrayal of Dick Cheney was brilliant and he can thank whoever he ...

silverotter11 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Well Cheney's daughter is pissed, I wouldn't think that really counts for anything. Cheney was and still is an evil war monger and has a lot of blood on his hands.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

Cheney's daughter, the senator did not come out well in the movie so that may be part of it.

I would have paid because it's just the way I was raised but the younger generation has a good ...

KKGator comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Male or female, they should have to cover their part of the meal. Yet another reason why I no longer date.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@silverotter11 Wise woman.

I would have paid because it's just the way I was raised but the younger generation has a good ...

KKGator comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Male or female, they should have to cover their part of the meal. Yet another reason why I no longer date.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@Veteran229 I remember one good looking blonde in a red power suit walk up to me at the bar, look me up and down and then state "You'll Do". I asked her what she meant as I was enjoying a few with some friends, she said I would do for the night and I told her I was married but thank you NO. She lost her shit right there in the middle of the bar and I laughed because it was so uncomfortable. She went back to her girlfriends and fumed for a bit before leaving alone.

I would have paid because it's just the way I was raised but the younger generation has a good ...

KKGator comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Male or female, they should have to cover their part of the meal. Yet another reason why I no longer date.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@KKGator 3 high IQ monkeys to my credit, none of them breeding so far, too smart to do that.

I would have paid because it's just the way I was raised but the younger generation has a good ...

KKGator comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Male or female, they should have to cover their part of the meal. Yet another reason why I no longer date.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@KKGator This may be why we keep breeding more stupid people. ;)

I would have paid because it's just the way I was raised but the younger generation has a good ...

KKGator comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Male or female, they should have to cover their part of the meal. Yet another reason why I no longer date.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@KKGator It is a mystery and yet the perception still exists in a smaller and smaller part of the population. Although I have had women offer to spend the night with me and when I rejected them they took great offense, two of them called me a homosexual because I wasn't attracted to them. Some of us males are more than just a life support system for a penis. ;)

I would have paid because it's just the way I was raised but the younger generation has a good ...

KKGator comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Male or female, they should have to cover their part of the meal. Yet another reason why I no longer date.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@VAL3941 I think the waiter would require a rather large tip if you both decided to just lay it down on the table and have at it, don't you?

How to win Halloween 🎃

Surfpirate comments on Jan 8, 2019:

What did you win?

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@SkotlandSkye It took me several months to be interested enough in your posts to bother hovering. You certainly seemed like an interesting person, perhaps a bit prickly but I tend not to invest too much in online friendships at least initially. My stepfather dressed up in drag one Halloween and even though he is a large man, 6'2" 240 lbs, he did fool a lot of people at the party. He even propositioned one of my mates, asked him if he was willing to come out to the parking lot and show an old lady a good time, my friend turned white as a sheet. lol

I would have paid because it's just the way I was raised but the younger generation has a good ...

KKGator comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Male or female, they should have to cover their part of the meal. Yet another reason why I no longer date.

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

It does bring up the debate about paying for the meal equals the consent to have sex, plenty of people that still think that way.

How to win Halloween 🎃

Surfpirate comments on Jan 8, 2019:

What did you win?

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@SkotlandSkye I wear glasses and the one in the middle is definitely a guy and the others may or may not be in my opinion. That said I thought you were a gay male for months. lol

How to win Halloween 🎃

Surfpirate comments on Jan 8, 2019:

What did you win?

Surfpirate replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@SkotlandSkye Hard to tell, everyone in the photo is in disguise. I hope they at least got an honourable mention.