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My wife took first place, Love that Naughty Girl. :)
nikkir comments on Dec 15, 2018:
I am noticing a large number of us ladies are on that list......lmao
Surfpirate replies on Dec 15, 2018:
Must be some weird coincidence.
My wife took first place, Love that Naughty Girl. :)
ProudMary comments on Dec 15, 2018:
So happy to see that I made the cut.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 15, 2018:
Was it ever in any doubt, Darlin? ;)
Does anyone have a tried and true recipe for bread that does not require yeast? Thanks!
Surfpirate comments on Dec 13, 2018:
We make a yeast free camp bread in Canada called Bannock. https://anitalianinmykitchen.com/bannock/
Surfpirate replies on Dec 15, 2018:
@FrayedBear There are a lot of origins for flat breads and Canada, like Oz, has a lot of Scots blood in their population but the best flat bread is typically made by the Native People of Canada. Done properly Bannock is a warm and filling treat in a cold camp but done badly it can be what you might find after a fire in a flooded flour mill. ;)
Nerve pain from a damaged spinal cord, it can suck the joy out of your life.
Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Dec 14, 2018:
Been there, done that, & nothing helped until lumbar laminectomy.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 14, 2018:
@Lilac-Jade We all have to do what we think is best, so far the Baclofen is working wonders for me.
Nerve pain from a damaged spinal cord, it can suck the joy out of your life.
EdEarl comments on Dec 14, 2018:
Congratulations; I understand. My suffering after back operation lasted about five years, before I found pain relief. Mine was diabetic neuropathy, and changing to a plant based whole food diet cured it.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 14, 2018:
I crushed part of the nerve bundle in my spine when I fell down a flight of stairs, top to bottom and I landed badly. Some of the nerves seemed to rewire themselves around the damaged area but the pain was chronic. Now I feel normal again.
Nerve pain from a damaged spinal cord, it can suck the joy out of your life.
sassygirl3869 comments on Dec 14, 2018:
My daughter who is a member here rivkaThoms has had a baclofen pump - 5 total replacements over last 20 years for her cerebral palsy spastisity. Are you taking it orally?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 14, 2018:
Orally, 10 mg 3 times a day and it was a complete game changer for me, mobility restored, pain gone and with it a mental clarity that I haven't felt for years because of the constant grinding down from the chronic pain.
Nerve pain from a damaged spinal cord, it can suck the joy out of your life.
Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Dec 14, 2018:
Been there, done that, & nothing helped until lumbar laminectomy.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 14, 2018:
The surgeon figured that surgery was a 50/50 shot for me and the possibility that I could lose mobility. I opted not to go that route but I am my old self again for the most part.
I put some cheese back at the store the other day because I noticed it said non-GMO; went back to ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 13, 2018:
Trade in for some Processed Cheezfood, 3 times more product and none of that real cheese stuff. I think they call it American Cheez and you can get it out of an aerosol can, Delicious. :)
Surfpirate replies on Dec 14, 2018:
@273kelvin Oh I wasn't suggesting it for my own consumption, that shit is vile, toxic, orange goo but lots of other people seem to like it so who am I to judge them on their cheese choices? ;)
A Great Boogie Woogie Piano Tune from the 30's delivered by an awesome pianist in an airport.
CaroleKay comments on Dec 14, 2018:
The crowd is very strange to be so unmoved. The pianist is gifted.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 14, 2018:
Maybe it's because they are in an airport, people tend to act a bit different in airports.
I put some cheese back at the store the other day because I noticed it said non-GMO; went back to ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 13, 2018:
Trade in for some Processed Cheezfood, 3 times more product and none of that real cheese stuff. I think they call it American Cheez and you can get it out of an aerosol can, Delicious. :)
Surfpirate replies on Dec 13, 2018:
@273kelvin but all the empty calories. ;)
This is funny as fuck and I don't even like this evil bitch.
Elganned comments on Dec 13, 2018:
Stones, glass houses--you know the rest.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 13, 2018:
Yep, don't throw your glass house off a cliff, it will smash on the stones at the base of the cliff. Or words to that effect, more or less. ;)
This is funny as fuck and I don't even like this evil bitch.
Leafhead comments on Dec 13, 2018:
She who laughs last...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 13, 2018:
A dish best served cold.
21 years 165 days in the Royal Canadian Air Forces, 10 working for Bombardier/L3 Communication.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 12, 2018:
57 years old myself and retired 9 years ago in Canada after living abroad. Do you find that people look at you a little strange for retiring so young? Most people are struggling to retire well at 65 so I think they find it hard to understand how anyone could retire in their 40's the way you and I ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 13, 2018:
@FrayedBear The best part is the people who keep asking me if I will run again if 4 years and I just smile and think to myself, not so long as most of these fuckers are still above ground. They make everyone miserable and I don't need their bullshit. :D
21 years 165 days in the Royal Canadian Air Forces, 10 working for Bombardier/L3 Communication.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 12, 2018:
57 years old myself and retired 9 years ago in Canada after living abroad. Do you find that people look at you a little strange for retiring so young? Most people are struggling to retire well at 65 so I think they find it hard to understand how anyone could retire in their 40's the way you and I ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 13, 2018:
@FrayedBear Some suggested that the township would be better off if we just went back to gravel roads again because maintaining the paved roads was felt to be too expensive. When I pointed out to them that their new and expensive automobiles (cadillac, mercedes, BMW, etc) would be damaged by the stones flying and that they would have to slow down, well they just pretended that they couldn't hear me.
Sometimes dreams can leave you tired in the morning.
bubaj50 comments on Dec 12, 2018:
I wake up exhausted EVERY morning! And welcome my reality of the day.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 12, 2018:
If you get a moment you could share a bit of what is keeping you exhausted?
21 years 165 days in the Royal Canadian Air Forces, 10 working for Bombardier/L3 Communication.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 12, 2018:
57 years old myself and retired 9 years ago in Canada after living abroad. Do you find that people look at you a little strange for retiring so young? Most people are struggling to retire well at 65 so I think they find it hard to understand how anyone could retire in their 40's the way you and I ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 12, 2018:
@FrayedBear I got taken out by the 70' and 80's block who don't really have that much longer to live. Fuck'em, half of them will be dead by the time the next election comes around in 4 years. :D
Nixon set the precedent for all the sleazy politicians that followed and they learned to improve on ...
Diogenes comments on Dec 12, 2018:
"Tricky Dickey" was not even in the same galaxy as the Orange-thing.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 12, 2018:
True but he set the groundwork for those that followed. Instead of Nixon being a cautionary tale he became a how to be even sleazier example and just how much bull shit people will accept and believe.
The following is a letter from a group of French Generals to the President of France, it is a bit ...
Bobbyzen comments on Dec 12, 2018:
Ah yes, indeed. Refugees are a direct result of the wars waged in the Middle East by the U.S. and our Arab allies. By all means we should drive the people out and then deny them refuge. It is, after all, the objective of global corporatists to exterminate all who stand in the way of profit.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 12, 2018:
That does seem a big part of the plan and religion will be leveraged into the mix as well along with racial hatred.
21 years 165 days in the Royal Canadian Air Forces, 10 working for Bombardier/L3 Communication.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 12, 2018:
57 years old myself and retired 9 years ago in Canada after living abroad. Do you find that people look at you a little strange for retiring so young? Most people are struggling to retire well at 65 so I think they find it hard to understand how anyone could retire in their 40's the way you and I ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 12, 2018:
@Jean-Marc I recently ran in the local election for the mayor's chair, an attempt to give back to the community, my opponent floated the rumour that I must be a drug dealer to have been able to retire so young and with an affluent lifestyle. People are crazy, a lot of them believed the rumour, I lost by 9 votes.
Well after a couple bumps in my life.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 12, 2018:
Welcome Back! What's up buttercup?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 12, 2018:
@nikkir Everyone gets knocked down from time to time, the brave ones get back up and dust themselves off.
Canadians who have been living abroad are moving back home and the number one country they are ...
Lukian comments on Dec 12, 2018:
I wonder what is happening in CA to show such an exodus? Thought CA was Canada friendly like Vermont.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 12, 2018:
@Lukian I'd certainly pick California over Nebraska any day. ;)
Canadians who have been living abroad are moving back home and the number one country they are ...
Lukian comments on Dec 12, 2018:
I wonder what is happening in CA to show such an exodus? Thought CA was Canada friendly like Vermont.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 12, 2018:
As a Canadian who lived abroad for over a decade I know quite a few Canadian Expats and several moved back from California in the last few years, all but one were older IT people so maybe it has something to do with the Silicone Valley businesses. Anecdotal so just a best guess.
I think we've all talked some shit after having a couple of drinks but who knew it would actually ...
maxhyde comments on Dec 12, 2018:
I actually have empirical data this is true for me. For me at least I am less afraid to make mistakes so am more likely to just let 'er rip. When not drinking I am doing translations in my head and searching for words so when not overthinking it I seem to be just slightly better...still like a 2 ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 12, 2018:
Agreed, although personally I have noticed a case of diminishing returns after a few more than a few. ;)
I think we've all talked some shit after having a couple of drinks but who knew it would actually ...
Donotbelieve comments on Dec 12, 2018:
Oh, goodness. I NEVER talk shit. I do speak a bit of French, though. Is that similar?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 12, 2018:
Merde No!
2 more weeks until Fucking Xmas! I just can't wait so that all this shit will be over for another ...
Elganned comments on Dec 11, 2018:
That one on the left would make a great poster, wouldn't it? I remember years ago an artist group set up a display on the courthouse lawn (free-speech zone) in my home town. It was a skeleton in a Santa suit nailed to a cross (they didn't care much for Christmas, either). It didn't last two days ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 12, 2018:
@Elganned Now there's a Xmas gift I'd like to see.
At last, a cure for dry skin.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 11, 2018:
Lime not lemon and you'll need a whole one. ;) A bottle of Cointreau will come in handy as well, just to mix things up a bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cbX4DUACYU
Surfpirate replies on Dec 12, 2018:
@FrayedBear Well sure, draw the line at Reposado and keep the Anejo for sipping.
2 more weeks until Fucking Xmas! I just can't wait so that all this shit will be over for another ...
Elganned comments on Dec 11, 2018:
That one on the left would make a great poster, wouldn't it? I remember years ago an artist group set up a display on the courthouse lawn (free-speech zone) in my home town. It was a skeleton in a Santa suit nailed to a cross (they didn't care much for Christmas, either). It didn't last two days ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 11, 2018:
Strange and mysterious ways but he'll be back soon, just you hold your breath Xstians and don't stop even if you turn blue. :D
2 more weeks until Fucking Xmas! I just can't wait so that all this shit will be over for another ...
glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:
If you can't be nice and caring 12 months of the year, Christmas is just a meaningless exercise in hypocrisy. @pralina1 shows more of the christ like attributes than most christians, and she is a devout atheist. The war on Christmas is over, and walmart and commercialism won. I do shop during the...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 11, 2018:
I've found that in general terms, the Atheists and Agnostics embody the values that Jesus was supposed to have brought to humanity. The Xstians are sadly lacking in the values of love and kindness towards their fellow humans.
2 more weeks until Fucking Xmas! I just can't wait so that all this shit will be over for another ...
ProudMary comments on Dec 11, 2018:
I like Christmas. Always have. Always will. But there are some things about it that I don't like.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 11, 2018:
Do tell?
Why do so many people find it so hard to remember their dreams in the morning?
Xanadutoo comments on Dec 11, 2018:
I was told and it sometimes works ,not to move your legs when you first wake just lay and think.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 11, 2018:
I agree, even just rolling over first thing when you wake up seems to get the active mind working on what you are going to do for the day, this seems to overwrite the memory of the dream (s).
This sums up rather well a heated conversation I had with someone on FB.
SukiSue comments on Dec 10, 2018:
Yes... Facebook is scary sometimes!
Surfpirate replies on Dec 10, 2018:
The best way to avoid this sort of shit of FB is to end those assholes on your friends list, too bad and so sad, get the fuck off my feed. I've eliminated 90% of the 'friends' on my FB page over the past couple of years, family, old friends, new friends, etc. AND I can tell you with certainty I have a lot less drama and horseshit in my life as a result.
I have a cold and this is delicious.
AncientNight comments on Dec 10, 2018:
That sounds like it would clear your sinuses in just a few minutes! To reduce (or even prevent) the severity of a cold or flu, you should take Vitamin D, 10 mg and Zinc, 50 mg. That works too.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 10, 2018:
Sounds like you have been talking to my Naturopath Doctor father.
Do you watch America Unearthed on the History channel?
Surfpirate comments on Dec 10, 2018:
It's hard to separate the wheat from the chaff when it comes to the Templars, very little remains of them and historical accounts are few because the pope and the king of France colluded to wipe them out because they were the original bankers among other things.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 10, 2018:
@silverotter11 Might as well dig up all the buried reports in the Banking Capital of the City of London while we are at it, they are probably the worst of all.
Do you watch America Unearthed on the History channel?
Surfpirate comments on Dec 10, 2018:
It's hard to separate the wheat from the chaff when it comes to the Templars, very little remains of them and historical accounts are few because the pope and the king of France colluded to wipe them out because they were the original bankers among other things.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 10, 2018:
@silverotter11 Perhaps one day soon the Vatican Library will be confiscated and the world will learn a great deal about what actually happened in the past. Seized the way the Catholic Church seized the Templars.
Do you watch America Unearthed on the History channel?
Surfpirate comments on Dec 10, 2018:
It's hard to separate the wheat from the chaff when it comes to the Templars, very little remains of them and historical accounts are few because the pope and the king of France colluded to wipe them out because they were the original bankers among other things.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 10, 2018:
@MojoDave Stories of KnightsTemplar assisting Robert the Bruce at the Battle of Bannockburn and turning the tide against the English. Stories of the Templar Fleet sailing to Scotland and the New World with the Treasure that King Phillip the Fair tried to seize; stories of Knights Templar all over the place but since they were branded as heretics by the RC Church, not much survives today but rumours.
Canada is a proud nation but not a loud nation.
harriethedgehog comments on Dec 9, 2018:
My friend Ron worked for Revenue Canada. As an Auditor he went to investigate a bar owner up the west coast who was claiming extraordinarily high business expenses. The Swiss-German owner proudly showed him his heavy duty tables and chairs which were bolted to the floor! Ron inquired the reason. Ah ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 10, 2018:
The Canadian Armed Forces do have a reputation for being wild, one area of the population where it is encouraged. I remember a chant from the Queen's Own Rifles 'We are the QOR, we can destroy, Any Bar!'
I have a cold and this is delicious.
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Holy garlic cloves . I love garlic but I'm not making that! I'm sure it's delicious though... Enjoy ?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
I did, it was, still sick but my stomach feels good.
I have a cold and this is delicious.
TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 9, 2018:
I like the thought of the recipe. I love garlic, but my last soup was a fiasco. I was slow simmering some chili. Woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and thought "dried onion would be great". Threw the whole thing in there (like 12 oz). It wasn't onion. It was garlic. Next ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
I prefer the fresh garlic over the powder but I would have eaten it anyway because garlic and chili con carne = 2 of my favourite foods.
I have a cold and this is delicious.
pepperjones comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Sounds really good!
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
It is but I am biased, I love garlic and use it in most dishes.
I have a cold and this is delicious.
Mike1947 comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Although,you will find out really quickly who your true friends are,Garlic will repell vampires and those,who do not care for it's flavor....
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
My best friend had some as well, it all came out of my garden where I grew 600 bulbs this year, no worries.
It's 8AM and I'm already prepping for lunch.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Have you ever BBQ'ed salmon on a cedar plank with a drizzle of maple syrup and some salt and pepper? It's Delicious.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
@TheGreatShadow Or check the scrap bin at the local lumber yard, just stay away from the cedar shingles and shakes. 1x6 or 2x6 scrap works well.
It's 8AM and I'm already prepping for lunch.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Have you ever BBQ'ed salmon on a cedar plank with a drizzle of maple syrup and some salt and pepper? It's Delicious.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
@TheGreatShadow Nasty stuff that creosol, it sticks like shit to a blanket if you get it on you and it will definitely cause a skin reaction. Turning it into an aerosol form in a hooded BBQ and having those toxins go into your salmon would be nasty but the clear preservatives they spray on cedar shakes to extend their life is also toxic and you can't even see it.
This article on immigration is not specific to Canada.
TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Very true! Let's face it. Every refugee comes to another country for a better life. The small percentage that abuse the system are the ones that make the headlines. That's all we read in the media. Like the time that trump claimed that some Muslims did an attack in Canada. Justin had to tell him ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
Good flag etiquette, like all etiquette it is based on respectful behavior but also something that many aren't even aware of.
It's 8AM and I'm already prepping for lunch.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Have you ever BBQ'ed salmon on a cedar plank with a drizzle of maple syrup and some salt and pepper? It's Delicious.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
@TheGreatShadow All you need is a piece of cedar and some syrup but make sure that the cedar hasn't been treated with preservatives, a lot of cedar shakes for roofs are treated these days because the good quality older growth forests have been largely harvested. :(
Holiday party at my son's house next door where I achieved shitfaced status relatively early and my ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 9, 2018:
If you didn't need someone else to hold your hair back while you worshiped at the porcelain altar then you just had a very good time. Take 2 tylenol and a bloody mary and call us later.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
@ProudMary As an old girlfriend of mine always said "Any excuse is a good excuse to drink Champagne.'
I used to prefer dogs but I have since come to realize that other people's dogs are a much better ...
jondspen comments on Dec 9, 2018:
What?!? No chupacabra?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
I'm leaving open the option to have goats in the future. :D
France helped guide Americans in the first American Revolution and they are shining a light for ...
PinkyandtheBrain comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Yep listen to your beloved citizens. Are you will be macron an idiot with his head in a guillotine.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
I just watched a video where a French fired department turned their backs on the government official who were inspecting them and then walked off the parade field in an orderly fashion.
Holiday party at my son's house next door where I achieved shitfaced status relatively early and my ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 9, 2018:
If you didn't need someone else to hold your hair back while you worshiped at the porcelain altar then you just had a very good time. Take 2 tylenol and a bloody mary and call us later.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
@ProudMary How about a nice Mimosa then?
Holiday party at my son's house next door where I achieved shitfaced status relatively early and my ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 9, 2018:
If you didn't need someone else to hold your hair back while you worshiped at the porcelain altar then you just had a very good time. Take 2 tylenol and a bloody mary and call us later.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
@ProudMary Princess status confirmed and validated. (y) Personally, I prefer the Bloody Caesar, similar to the Bloody Mary but made with Clamato juice and extra trimmings..
Of particular interest to all lovers of prawns ... and @Petter [blog.csiro.au]
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Isn't prawns the same as shrimp?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
Put a coupla Prawns on the Barbie.
Apologies if I give offense but I just wanted to post something nice for a change.
Pralina1 comments on Dec 8, 2018:
I love it . Thank u !
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
It was my pleasure.
Apologies if I give offense but I just wanted to post something nice for a change.
mcgeo52 comments on Dec 8, 2018:
For this one we will forgive you. Great post.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 9, 2018:
Thank you for understanding.
Apologies if I give offense but I just wanted to post something nice for a change.
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 8, 2018:
Black and white TV? Where?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 8, 2018:
Try Google for old movies like Casablanca or Nosferatu.
Who else has done this?
Insane_God comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Now this is savage!
Surfpirate replies on Dec 8, 2018:
@Triphid In Canada we have a similar recipe for Sandhill Crane, actually saw some idiot shoot one while hunting geese on the prairies, what an idiot.
My sheets laundered and folded. Flat and fitted. And somehow... I still love myself! Lol
darien75 comments on Dec 8, 2018:
Folding fitted sheets is a breeze been folding them perfectly for years now
Surfpirate replies on Dec 8, 2018:
Deadman walking! :D
Who else has done this?
Carin comments on Dec 8, 2018:
What a great idea. Same for snooty looking guys.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 8, 2018:
Definitely an equal opportunity proposition. I definitely don't mind helping people if they ask me nicely but if they are rude or snooty then I am quite likely to send them to the very back of aisle 15 for what they want. I have no idea what is at the very back of aisle 15 but it is usually a long way from where I am standing at the time.
This post is dedicated to all my fellow sauce hounds who love to drink.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 8, 2018:
When I lived in South America a lot of Latinos swore by the Leche de Tigre as a cure for a hangover, it's leftover ceviche juice from the night before, very pungent stuff with lots of lime juice, jalapenos and little chunks of raw fish in it. I love ceviche but personally didn't find it helped ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 8, 2018:
@GuyKeith There are a lot of ugly people out there that are very appreciative of the effects of alcohol on decision making, of course that may also be why ugly people keep getting the opportunity to procreate.
This post is dedicated to all my fellow sauce hounds who love to drink.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 8, 2018:
A bit of the hair of the dog is proven to take the edge off a hangover and rehydrating also helps along with some spices to stimulate the circulation. The Mexicans have the perfect solution in a beverage called the Michelada, I prefer mine with a shot of Tequila on the side. ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 8, 2018:
@GuyKeith There have been scientific studies done that show that a small amount of alcohol actually has a soothing effect on the brain. Beer is better because it is 95% water which will help to flush the system but that shot on the side definitely helps the alcohol bandage to the brain kick in faster. Personally I think the Leche de Tigre hangover cure is more about punishing the borachos further for drinking too much and serves as a warning to curb their enthusiasm in the future, so very Catholic.
Wonderful, wonderful America ! LOL [dailymaverick.co.za]
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Soft Kitty Warm Kitty. Little Ball of Fur. LOL
Surfpirate replies on Dec 8, 2018:
@VAL3941 I've often found Americans to be gracious and kind hosts but when they are abroad they seem to act out and behave badly as individuals. The American government on the other hand are total shit both at home and abroad.
France helped guide Americans in the first American Revolution and they are shining a light for ...
zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2018:
In France, there was the Bastille. Here, there are institutionalized private prisons making money off of injustice, where the justice system is receiving kickbacks from the prison operators all over the fucking country. Yay progress, right? Who's heads would you start chopping off?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
I like the saying 'Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent' but the implied threat of violence is a very useful thing indeed. There have been some riots in France but no beheadings.
Who else has done this?
Insane_God comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Now this is savage!
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@Triphid It was a bit chew but it smelled a bit rank which was the worst part.
Who else has done this?
Insane_God comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Now this is savage!
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@Triphid I've experienced mutton passed of as lamb in a stew, it wasn't very appetizing.
I think quite a few would like to slap him.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Interesting question: Since the Secret Service is tasked with protecting all living US presidents, current or serving, who do they defend in the event of a physical fight breaking out between Trump and Obama?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@Bierbasstard Obama floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee.
France helped guide Americans in the first American Revolution and they are shining a light for ...
TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Oh, so you're an expert on American politics now?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@TheGreatShadow Be Happy but do it in the US of A,
I think quite a few would like to slap him.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Interesting question: Since the Secret Service is tasked with protecting all living US presidents, current or serving, who do they defend in the event of a physical fight breaking out between Trump and Obama?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@Bierbasstard Obviously Obama but if the odds were high enough I would put a small hedge bet on Trump, just in case the fat bastard managed to fall on top of Obama and crush him.
Our health insurance is completely fucked up! A I have already mentioned I will be loosing my ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
I think it would be a great idea for Americans to focus on fixing their own broken system before coming to Canada and showing us how to fix ours which seems to be working quite well by comparison. It seems like a no brainer when the Americans seem to feel they have all the answers.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@TheGreatShadow See the post above yours.
France helped guide Americans in the first American Revolution and they are shining a light for ...
TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Oh, so you're an expert on American politics now?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@TheGreatShadow If you can find a Canadian naive enough to sponsor you that would help or you can try to buy your way in, best of luck.
France helped guide Americans in the first American Revolution and they are shining a light for ...
TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Oh, so you're an expert on American politics now?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@TheGreatShadow Well then keep at it, all the best of luck to you. Consider applying to Canada as a refugee, it's the only chance you have of getting in.
Our health insurance is completely fucked up! A I have already mentioned I will be loosing my ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
I think it would be a great idea for Americans to focus on fixing their own broken system before coming to Canada and showing us how to fix ours which seems to be working quite well by comparison. It seems like a no brainer when the Americans seem to feel they have all the answers.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@TheGreatShadow Is it really necessary to dredge up your old posts where you allude to you abundant experience with Canada? Zerofucks Given.
France helped guide Americans in the first American Revolution and they are shining a light for ...
Charlene comments on Dec 7, 2018:
We need to follow suite ..often..
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
Tout suite. ;)
A question that randomly popped into my head (they do that sometimes).
maxhyde comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Canuck is gender neutral because...Canadian. A female would not identify as Canadianne...unless her name was Anne then it would be funny Yes I always wondered that. She is
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@maxhyde As my French Canadian wife just informed me, there is no masc or fem version of Canuck because it is not a 'real' word, just something silly that the Anglos made up. :D My wife gets a little uppity sometimes on the topic of language as she is fluently bi-lingual in French and English, plus conversant in several other romantic languages. I on the other hand can torture the English language with the best of them as well as mangle French and Spanish until it is actually painful to the ear.
Our health insurance is completely fucked up! A I have already mentioned I will be loosing my ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
I think it would be a great idea for Americans to focus on fixing their own broken system before coming to Canada and showing us how to fix ours which seems to be working quite well by comparison. It seems like a no brainer when the Americans seem to feel they have all the answers.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@TheGreatShadow The Ugly American, I love it.
France helped guide Americans in the first American Revolution and they are shining a light for ...
TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Oh, so you're an expert on American politics now?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
It's about what the French have done in the past and are doing now. America was smart enough to pick up on that the first time but it is doubtful that the Americans are smart enough to do so again. I lived in the US for a little bit so I'm practically an expert. Go sign a petition and see where that gets you, the French have given up on that.
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Insane_God comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Now this is savage!
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
Be kind then and insist that you thought they were the Assistant Manager. ;)
A question that randomly popped into my head (they do that sometimes).
maxhyde comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Canuck is gender neutral because...Canadian. A female would not identify as Canadianne...unless her name was Anne then it would be funny Yes I always wondered that. She is
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
Canadien (male) or Canadienne (female) - the French translation for a Canadian or Canuck which is gender neutral.
A question that randomly popped into my head (they do that sometimes).
azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:
If I remember at one point sperm meant to serge, sperm whales are very quick swimmers. Philanthropist would be a good choice for people that sell their personal wares.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
Spermaceti would be the reason for the term Sperm Whale, all whales have spermaceti in their head cavity but the Sperm Whale has the most by far.
Our health insurance is completely fucked up! A I have already mentioned I will be loosing my ...
Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
I think it would be a great idea for Americans to focus on fixing their own broken system before coming to Canada and showing us how to fix ours which seems to be working quite well by comparison. It seems like a no brainer when the Americans seem to feel they have all the answers.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@TheGreatShadow You certainly seem to think you have Canada all figured out but then you did live here for a little bit once upon a time so that makes you an expert. Try 9 generations of being Canadian and then get back to me. Always good for a laugh to listen to two Americans sorting out how things work in Canada from their very American perspective and with the desire to escape the very culture that gave them that perspective. Do Canada a favour, stay home and don't worry about employing us so we can make you a profit, we're doing just fine but maybe Mexico would be willing to take you in.
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zorialoki comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Years ago I was in the produce department of a grocery store. Where we were was in full view of the entry, when a dog walked in. I don't remember saying anything, I think it was my look more tha anythig that alerted her. A very nice, very attractive, high class woman said: That is your dog, isn't...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
It's not impossible for a person to be kind and decent even though they are rich, I've known quite a few of them but not as many as I have of the nastier version.
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Surfpirate comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Just to be fair, I am a retired master builder and I have gone along with their questions and helped people out in numerous hardware stores and building supply stores, sometimes they don't even catch on.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@KKGator I've noticed that being cheap, greedy and unscrupulous are far more desirable qualities if a person wants to amass a large amount of money. Plenty of smart people in the world who are struggling to get by.
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FrayedBear comments on Dec 7, 2018:
One I must start doing after having a women in front of me at the checkout first drop everything on the floor including the price label off one item, the checkout out clerk was still trying to find the item on the computer when I returned from locating an extra item halfway down the store, I pointed...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
I once did such a good job that not only would the couple not accept help from an actual store employee who came along as I was wrapping up my good Samaritan act but they wanted me to help them load their purchases into their vehicle and offered me a tip. LOL People amaze me sometimes, they really do. I finally explained to them that I was also a customer who just tried to help them but they couldn't seem to get their head around it, so I had to tell them that if I helped them professionally it would be my standard rate of $250/hr which seemed to wake them out of their confusion and they went off to load their vehicle without my help. ;)
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GuyKeith comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Here's a joke: There was a woman in front of me at the grocery checking out a few items. Orange juice, frozen pizza, an apple and a loaf of bread. I looked at her and her loot and said, "You're single, right?" She replied, "Yes", looking at her items, "How can you tell?" "Because you're ugly",...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@SukiSue Good plumbing advice from a concert pianist? It's possible but highly unlikely, on the other hand I have known two plumbers who actually liked classical music.
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GuyKeith comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Here's a joke: There was a woman in front of me at the grocery checking out a few items. Orange juice, frozen pizza, an apple and a loaf of bread. I looked at her and her loot and said, "You're single, right?" She replied, "Yes", looking at her items, "How can you tell?" "Because you're ugly",...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 7, 2018:
@SukiSue That sounds exactly like the sort of thing a plumber would say when approached in the plumbing aisle at Home Depot and asked a question. :D They have a rather sardonic sense of humour that may be a result of spending so much of their day buried elbow deep in other people's shit.
Dont you wish sometimes that you knew a hit man?
Surfpirate comments on Dec 6, 2018:
You just need a couple of buddies and some baseball bats, take him out to play some 'baseball' and if he manages to break both his arms as a result of an 'accident' you can all be witnesses to his falling down and hurting himself. If he bothers her again you can take him out again for more baseball...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 6, 2018:
@Triphid I suggested baseball bats because it's an American thing but in Canada we used to prefer a hardwood axe handle, the head is tapered which focuses the force of the swing and it is much lighter and more maneuverable than a pick handle. Although the pick handle can be effective. https://vimeo.com/155053337
I used to prefer dogs but I have since come to realize that other people's dogs are a much better ...
Novelty comments on Dec 6, 2018:
Dogs are fascist. Cats are not. If you disagree and want me to change my mind then show me a police cat.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 6, 2018:
@Lorajay Show me a blind person who is alive after more than a week with a seeing eye cat. lol
Offenders are very unique.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 6, 2018:
Space those fuckers and never look back.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 6, 2018:
@Stacey48 I flew over the Sierra Madres on Monday and I had to think of Bogey in that classic movie.
Anothef stupid religious story ! HeraldLIVE: Three Jehovah's Witness families taken to court to save...
Elganned comments on Dec 6, 2018:
What you all seem to not realize is that if the children die then they are going to heaven to be with Jehovah. Since that is--or should be--the goal of every living person, they're actually doing the children a favor by seeing to it that they get to heaven before they have a chance to sin and fuck ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 6, 2018:
@Elganned Cults are all about the differences the promote. Jehovah lives in Heaven with his Angels and after he sends Jesus with a host of Angels to slaughter all the 'worldly' humans and bind Satan the Devil and his demons in a prison of Hell for 1,000 years, only then will Jehovah restore Earth to the original paradise of Eden with all the good little JW's who were either spared or resurrected living there for the next 1,000 years. After 1,000 years, Satan the Devil and his demons (I don't know why they have to always add 'the devil' but it's a thing) will be released as a final test of the JW's who have been living in peace for 1,000 years before the demons and Satan are finally destroyed for good and then all the little JW's will live happily ever after for all eternity on a Paradise Earth with a council of 144,000 of the very best JW's overseeing their physical and spiritual welfare from a region hovering midway between Heaven and the Paradise Earth. It's quite the fairy tale but it has found a lot of believers, around 20 million of them worldwide.
Why is it some people who are demonised when alive become pretty okay guys when they die.
DoctoralZombie comments on Dec 6, 2018:
I enjoyed this
Surfpirate replies on Dec 6, 2018:
@DoctoralZombie I got turned back at the Bush compound in Paraguay, they bought a huge aquifer down there because they believe that water will be the new oil in this century. How low is that?
Why is it some people who are demonised when alive become pretty okay guys when they die.
DoctoralZombie comments on Dec 6, 2018:
I enjoyed this
Surfpirate replies on Dec 6, 2018:
All that and a possible link to the JFK assassination as the cherry on top, total elitist shit pile.
Anothef stupid religious story ! HeraldLIVE: Three Jehovah's Witness families taken to court to save...
Elganned comments on Dec 6, 2018:
What you all seem to not realize is that if the children die then they are going to heaven to be with Jehovah. Since that is--or should be--the goal of every living person, they're actually doing the children a favor by seeing to it that they get to heaven before they have a chance to sin and fuck ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 6, 2018:
Except that JW's don't get to go to heaven, at best it means resurrection in a paradise earth after Jesus comes back with a legion of angels and slaughters everyone who isn't a JW. Now that's some powerful Xstian Love. ;)
So.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 6, 2018:
I didn't even realize that there was a dating app on this site. Where is it, this I gotta see?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 6, 2018:
@SukiSue Unlikely to find a Born Again Xstian looking for love on this site.
Trickle down is a lie:
Surfpirate comments on Dec 6, 2018:
Is it even possible for publicly traded companies to act in a socially responsible manner and treat their employees with decency and dignity? I don't believe it is possible.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 6, 2018:
@Infoguy211 My brother in law works for Costco, has for 20 years - maybe not so much anymore.
So.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 6, 2018:
I didn't even realize that there was a dating app on this site. Where is it, this I gotta see?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 6, 2018:
@SukiSue My first wife was a psychopath and a Scorpio, didn't manage to kill me and she really tried. So I've stared into Medusa's face and lived to tell the tale. ;)
3 simple rules for a happier holiday season. :)
Elganned comments on Dec 6, 2018:
Uh, no. 2 is NOT only confined to Christmas. Just sayin'.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 6, 2018:
I couldn't agree more! (y)
So.
Surfpirate comments on Dec 6, 2018:
A mature 18 year old and a young at heart 58 year old, it's possible you two could meet in the middle.
Surfpirate replies on Dec 6, 2018:
@SukiSue Think of it as mentoring if it makes it sound any better. ;)
Everywhere you go, there you are - sometimes you just have to do a bit of digging around before that...
SukiSue comments on Dec 6, 2018:
Are we there yet?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 6, 2018:
Pretty soon but remember to hang onto your transfer ticket, just in case you need it.
Are you prepared for Xmas?
Surfpirate comments on Dec 5, 2018:
I grew up as a Jehovah's Witness until I was 13 and deemed old enough to choose, you can see how that turned out. ;) Xmas always held a certain mystique to me because I never experienced it first hand until I was 18 by which point it seemed rather silly to me. All the little rituals that friends ...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 5, 2018:
@Ostopal I got beatings for doing shit and getting caught, same as everyone else. ;) That JW cult is like a baptism by fire, it either consumes you or it tempers you like steel.
Everywhere you go, there you are - sometimes you just have to do a bit of digging around before that...
Elganned comments on Dec 5, 2018:
"I'm trying to find myself. If you see me, call my mother." ~ Some comedian I heard once
Surfpirate replies on Dec 5, 2018:
Let's hope Mom is even looking. ;)
Everywhere you go, there you are - sometimes you just have to do a bit of digging around before that...
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 5, 2018:
Sounds like an impossibility...
Surfpirate replies on Dec 5, 2018:
For many people it truly is but somehow, someway, some of us find it possible to get at least part way there.
Since it's that time of year again, the time where we are bombarded by shitty covers of shitty ...
escapetypist comments on Dec 5, 2018:
But why?
Surfpirate replies on Dec 5, 2018:
why not?
Since it's that time of year again, the time where we are bombarded by shitty covers of shitty ...
GuyKeith comments on Dec 5, 2018:
If you want my twisted take on this twisted Xmas special, read on http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/25987/charlie-brown-christmas-special-1965/
Surfpirate replies on Dec 5, 2018:
You killed it. lol

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