So.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 7, 2018:

While there is nothing you can do with the annoying cat neighbours you can do something about the cats who because you have fed them and shown them affection aka cat worship, they now think they own you and everything you own by extension is theirs as well. Sprinkle these ingredients around your home and repeat regularly and liberally. You can at least reclaim your space. Having a water bottle with some of these essential oils so you can spray them if they try to get in through the screen door is also effective.

August 7: Dream Diary You gotta sleep to dream...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 7, 2018:

We've been suffering through another heat wave and it finally broke last night with a huge downpour with lots of thunder and lightning. It must have woke me up because I had a dream with my neighbour Dopey Tom as I call him. It is on my property and I see that someone has been taking gravel from a dump truck load I had delivered last year to regrade my driveway, this is for an area that is disputed by Dopey Tom. My driveway runs beside the road allowance and years ago Dopey Tom and some of the other neighbours decided it would be easier and cheaper for them if they just started using the driveway on my property instead of installing the gravel for the road that should be running beside my driveway. Everything was fine until I bought the property and started to build, at that point the stolen piece of driveway became apparent and they called in a surveyor to try and claim my driveway for themselves but the surveyor made it clear that they were in the wrong and should move the road. We have been at loggerheads ever since. So back to my dream, Dopey Tom has his little red tractor that he grades the private road with and he is stealing my gravel to add to his private road, so I confront him but he won't speak to me, just gives me the cold shoulder which is something he has been doing for a year now. He turns off his tractor and starts to walk away from me but I am having none of it because he has already stolen half a load of gravel and I can see the tire marks of his tractor all around the pile so I know it was him but he just continues to blow me off about it and walks towards a small barn beside my house. Dopey Tom goes into the bottom level of the barn and takes a jug of kerosene and starts to splash it around like he is going to torch the barn so I grab the kerosene from him and he wrestles with me trying to complete his arson. Dopey Tom is an older guy but with the mind of a teenager, people on the island just consider him 'special' but usually harmless, so I don't want to hurt him but he seems intent on burning down my barn. Finally I have had enough and get him in a headlock and when he won't stop struggling I give him a hip toss which sends him reeling and he finally gives up but now he is mad at me for hurting his neck and he can't get his balance anymore so he wanders off. I am feeling a little bad about having to hurt the old guy's neck when Joe shows up, he's a farmer from down the road who seems nice but is also a shrewd operator and knows everyone, including Dopey Tom who often eats breakfast at Joe's farm house. I like Joe but I am also cautious about what I say to him because it will be all over the island 5 minutes after I tell him. Joe sees the kerosene splashed everywhere and asks about what happened to Tom so I tell him...

Fantasy vs Reality.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I like grand adventures but friends of ours followed in our footsteps and found it much more comfortable to start off with small trips to state parks first. It takes time to get used to being on the road so one week trips with 2 stops and then work up to 2 week trips and 3 stops might be a good idea so you have a chance to get a feel for things.

I don't know if anybody has noticed, but that asshole revamped the Whitehouse.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Tick Tock, one more click on the doomsday clock.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be, and why aren't you there already?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I've lived in a few different places in North America, Canada the US and Mexico, also the West Indies, Bermuda, Ecuador and Nicaragua. All of those places had pros and cons but the most important factor was always my own personal state of mind. Yesterday is a cancelled cheque and tomorrow is but a promissory note, only today is cash. How you live your life has more to do with you than anything else, where is just a contributing factor but not the crucial one.

Listen to the fighting man.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

As one of your northern, Canadian cousins I'd just like to express the sentiment of many of my countrymen - Please stop fucking around and sort this matter out, it's getting embarrassing just to have to live next door to the US of Assholes. No disrespect to the normal Americans, the decent Americans, the Americans we have always liked to call our friends (except for that rude bit in 1812) but seriously guys, you let your lunatic fringe take over your country and you have to step up and fix that shit.

Another one who was tricked into expressing his honest opinions, Arpaio didn't look rattled at any ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I am reminded of some of the people I went to high school with who took the remedial program, nothing too hard but just enough to make them functioning units at the lower end of the social scale, some of them wanted to be cops. I recall one of them telling me that he thought it would be great to be able to beat the shit out of people without having to worry about getting arrested because he had a badge, plus he would get paid to do it. Fortunately he washed out of the program.

Flying Spaghetti Monster car.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Last seen driving this beautiful monstrosity. ;)

So your favorite Manchurian candidate finally admits to collusion, contradicting his own statements ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

If he isn't impeached when all the evidence is in and that should be soon, no later than the end of 2018, well then the American people have to admit that it is no longer the land of the free and the home of the brave, it won't even be much of a democratic republic.

What sort of practical jokes who you pulled in your time?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

When I was building hotels in Bermuda my crew gave me a special birthday prank when they picked up my little red, Subaru 800 car, and turned it 90 degrees in the parking space between two dump trucks. They let me go back and forth for about 5 minutes until I had almost worked my way free at the end of the day when they emerged from the bushes all smiles and laughter, picked up the car with me still in it and set me free. Then we broke out the rum for a birthday drink before I headed off to dinner with my wife.

Wouldn't it be great if whatever General is in charge of Cheeto Pendejo's parade decided to make a ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Or if the soldiers suddenly came to a halt in front of the reviewing stand, took aim and fired. :D

I edited the title tonight, to reflect the reality that 2/3 of the earth's surface is covered with ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

My liveaboard adventure ended after a huge sheet of ice came off the marina roof and smashed my 42' 1959 Chris Craft Constellation - I spent 9 years restoring her and it was all over in an instant.

Who else enjoys owning a hole in the water into which one throws money.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

The next boat will have to be smaller or I'll have to get a divorce.

Flying Spaghetti Monster car.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Just look at those noodley appendages.

If you could be alone with tRump in a locked room for 5 minutes what would you do?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Just Me, Trump and my Stihl chainsaw? I think 5 minutes is a bit excessive.

Am I perfect? No. But, am I striving be be a better person? Also no.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I'm not sure you can get any better at being worse than you have already managed to be so there is some measure of success there. Keep up the good bad work. (y)

Stick hardboiled.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Like a meal of rubber biscuit, it don't bounce back so you go hungry.

Camping rant.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:

In situations like this I try to bear in mind that often children fall off the changing table and land on their heads, it just happens and while it doesn't condone his asshat behavior it does at least help to explain it. Glad you guys had a great time once you got rid of Super Asshat.

Not aimed at any one particular person, but.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 5, 2018:

I've got an awful lot of miles in my wake.

Construction guys make me hot.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Don't forget the big wood and all that hammering and pounding.

One of my favorites treats.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 5, 2018:

We have been sharing a News Years oyster and lobster dinner with friends of ours for the past 9 years. The main menus is always the same 2-3 lb. lobsters and 2 dozen oysters on the half shell for each of us. I like to buy the 5 lb boxes of fresh oysters when they are on sale or just because, at $5/lb they are a good deal but not as good as the ones we used to get when we lived on Vancouver Island, 10 lbs. for $5.

Another CO member.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 5, 2018:

When we first moved to Ecuador it was to Cuenca at 8,400' ASL but we had lived in Bermuda prior to that (highest point on the island is 283' ASL) so my wife found it hard to acclimatize to the thin air and eventually we moved down to Vilcabamba which is only 5,000' ASL which was much easier for her to tolerate. Some people just find it difficult adjusting to low oxygen environments.

I'm so glad that my local pizza place has an online tracker so, now I know when I need put on ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Years ago a neighbour used to clean her house in her bikini and all the old biddies were outraged at the thought of it. I guess they didn't look very good in a bikini themselves.

Please like this picture of my old Rolodex.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Please like my comment as I only need 144,000 more points to reach level 9, trying to get there by the end of the month or before my level 8 T-shirt shows up with the pet dragon egg. :)

I'd much rather laugh!

Surfpirate comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Laugh and the world laughs with you but cry and you cry alone.

Well you were right.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Some things just shouldn't be multi-tasked.

Statistics show that, after age 20, the number of teen pregnancies drops dramatically.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Not a study from the Xstian Right, they would be counting teenage pregnancies into the 30's.

Surpise!

Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:

And if it was your daughter and she said kissed you and it smelled like fish but tasted a bit like chicken?

I think he would've too

Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Sleazebag.

I do not believe in God, but I believe we should treat life as a precious gift.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Of course there is, I like to call her Mom. Thanks Mom for the gift of life.

How To Dispose Of A Body (In Spanish) [youtube.com]

Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Her Abuela knows exactly where she goes and what she does, all Latina Grandmas do. ;) I'd bet granny gets a cut off of every cut. :D

Underwear, pants, THEN go outside… you’d think I’d have this nailed down by now.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Underwear is optional and eliminates the possibility of having it on over top of the pants. ;)

I love when my VERY religious family members try to play gotcha with me when I say goddamn it.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Why do they always have to take things so literal? When I exclaim 'FUCK' I'm not suggesting I want to Fuck and the same applies to 'SHIT' or 'MOTHER FUCKER'. If they spent more time following the message of love that their fictional Jesus was purported to have brought as his divine message to them, instead of nit picking chapter and verse to justify their hatred then the world would be a better place.

If you were brought up in a religious household, was there ever a moment when your religious fervor ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:

I was raised as a JW and on my 13th birthday I cited the bible to support my position that I would no longer be attending their cult services which deeply disappointed my mother and grandmother but there was really nothing they could do about it because I used the rules of their religion to support my position. I did briefly consider starting a cult in my late teens as I had all the groundwork in from being raised in one and while morality wasn't an issue I did have scruples and decided against it after giving it much thought. Ultimately I think I just thought it would be impractical as a money making venture.

Is That So !!! He most probabily ploughed his plane into the ground ! “Who says military ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing, I guess. :D

[returntonow.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Adjust your sprinklers, perhaps?

Canada - yes - Canada...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Dear Americans, sorry about your troubles, hope you sort them out but until further notice we are closed. Sincerely, CANADA :)

Well.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:

I've generally owned my own company so my work has been project focused, usually for a couple of years before I make a change. I don't think I could manage that so kudos to you for lasting a decade at a single job, I hope that you love your work.

What flag do you march under?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I'm watching the first season of The Handmaids Tale. A story written by a Canadian author Margaret Atwood, it suddenly seems so prophetic..

Miracles.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Luck will save a man if he have courage enough. - Translation - When you are up to your ass in alligators you're on your fucking own, Mate.

Please Don't Blink.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIJrsAIhoEo

Please Don't Blink.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

5 days on, 2 days off, Repeat until dead. :D

Okay guys, I've had a few, and for anyone interested, I'm going to post a picture of the real me, ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

So just a normal guy, having a sociable drink with friends and family. For a guy in his 60's not much of a gut really, I would bet you have a couple of frosties at the end of the day like a normal person. Not gluten free, vegan, anti-smoking fascist or anything weird, just a normal guy with a hair on his head and his face and a good belly laugh and smile. (y)

Pagan Nun Rit Robes.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

This would be just prior to the Kurgan's ritual feeding of small children to bears in a pit? Ah, the good old days. :D

Somnivexillology Apparently, people see flags in dreams.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Some very weird flags there, almost makes me believe in parallel universes.

don't know if prayer works, but this can't hurt.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Damn near made a believer out of me but in the end NO.

I’ve been cleaning for 4 and a half hours.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I laugh when people talk about running a bnb because it is easy money. I built boutique hotels for clients for many years and I have to admit that building hotels is easier than running them and turning a profit.

So... What's your favorite come-back when you are trolled?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I guarantee you that they don't read books unless you count Harlequin Romances, Reader's Digest Condensed Books and The Tabloids as Books. Almost forgot the worst piece of fiction ever written - The Holy Fuckin Moly Bible, they like to cherry pick and paraphrase that pile of manure as well.

And you're paying for it.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I tend to think of it as a military parade that Veterans are paying for with the cuts to their health benefits, possibly even their lives but what the fuck, thoughts and prayers and all that horseshit.

Which chess piece is it, hm????

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

The pawn is the lowliest and humblest of chess pieces and yet it often metamorphosizes into the 2nd most powerful piece on the board - The Queen and it has special powers at the beginning of the game which allow it to not only move forward but attack diagonally but also make a unique move called En Passant. The Pawn is considered a foot soldier to be sacrificed for strategic purposes but it is often instrumental in Mating the King. ;) Stick that pile of data up your bung hole.

I just read a list of "100 Things To Do Before You Die".

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

At the very least shoot off a flare and make an SOS sign on the beach with rocks.

A few pictures of the pepper plants,starting with the Brazilian Starfish A sweet hot pepper about ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Hot, not so hot and damned hot. :)

Started a group for Full time RVers, vanlife, snowbirds, and people who tend to live on the road.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

This is one of the places we spent a couple of months on the border of Belize and Mexico. People had trouble driving their high end rigs but nobody ever bothered us in the least because we were under the radar in our old Winnebago, even had some repairs done in Mexico and a new set of tires put on it because it is based on an old GM parcel van so parts were no problem. I like to travel low and slow, you see more and have more fun.

August 3: Dream Diary Post for what you dreamt last night

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

A double header last night. The first was a place I have been to before, very dark but with a background lighting to it that allows me to see but also sort of feel my surroundings which are vast like outer space but other dimensional is more accurate as it is not a complete vacuum but the atmosphere is so thin I can't breath it so I am in a large force bubble that is about 12 feet across. As I am piloting my bubble I can hear a music that is like wind chimes but melodic like a song, not just random notes so I head over in the direction where it is loudest as I can hear the music and feel it through the wall of my force bubble which I have complete control over so I shrink the bubble closer to me which intensifies the sound. The music is really beautiful, almost hypnotic and relaxing so that I want to fall asleep but I also sense something above me in the haze at the edge of my perception and I force myself to focus my thoughts. I can start to make out other force bubbles above me and they are caught in a steel web, so I ease in closer to see better, sort of like driving a multi-directional submersible. The bubbles are largely empty and they have been tethered to a web made of steel filaments which are the size of a thick rope but almost clear and very strong. I just know this and carefully guide my way through the filaments extending from the web which requires all my concentration so that I don't get caught in the web. I brush lightly against one of the filaments hanging from the web and the music suddenly stops. I have a sense of dread come over me, so I stop moving and look/feel around me from inside my protective bubble and I can make out a large creature about 20' feet in size, that is silently lowering itself down towards me from above, it isn't like there is an up or down per se but I am looking up through the roof of my bubble which I am sitting in the middle of floating cross legged and the creature is about 100 yards away but closing the distance. As the creature gets closer I can make out that it is like a metal spider with a large, perfectly round body and a second smaller orb for a head with jeweled eyes that have intelligence, coming out of the main body are long sharp legs. The whole creature is metallic like the filaments of the web and seems to be some sort of robot but sentient. I start to maneuver away from the creature and it accelerates toward me so I take evasive action and accelerate myself so it can't grab me with it's long legs, it is definitely hostile. I sense a very cold, robotic intelligence in the steel spider and it is clear that it is hunting me and wants to capture me, I know that if it does so I will wind up like the other empty force bubbles, drained of all my life force, so I continue with this cat and ...

Started a group for Full time RVers, vanlife, snowbirds, and people who tend to live on the road.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

My wife and I spent a couple of years travelling in our 1990 Winnebago through Canada, the US and Mexico as far south as the Belize border and the Guatemalan border, it was a wonderful adventure but I am deciding whether or not to sell the old motorhome now that I have finished building our new house in Canada.

So.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

That is Super Cool! (y)

I have dreams just about every night wherein I can feel pain, rain, touch, wind, etc.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I never really thought about it except for really intense pleasure or intense pain in specific dreams but yes I do feel in my dreams, not much smell though but all of the other senses are normal.

As this was discussed earlier and various feedback was giving, I'd like to take it to a vote.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I've been known to throw out an interpretation now and then, doesn't mean that they are right or wrong for that matter. If people get something out of it then great and if they don't then no harm no foul.

Let's just say I'm feeling a bit shallow today.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Maybe you are using the wrong bait and therefore catching the wrong fish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7drYIctRZYM

Something for all nationalities "Should your country allow foreign nations to construct permanent ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I was living in Ecuador as an Expat when President Corea closed the US military base at Manta, this was the biggest US military base on the Pacific coast of South America. When the Americans complained about the closure Corea offered a compromise deal, he would leave the Manta base open with foreign troops on Ecuadorean soil so long as Ecuador was allowed to open a similar base in Miami. The US ambassador was incensed at such an insulting suggestion and President Corea said that now they knew how it would feel to have a foreign base on their sovereign lands, then he closed the base.

Sesame Street Comes to Shreveport Note the typo in line 2 below the photo.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

That Cunt can really Count. Aah Aah Aah

This came up in my Facebook memories from last year

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Yeah, fuck that guy, god hates him. :D Ka Boom!

& you can just hear that voice!

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I Love Tequila, good anejo tequila but even some reposados are good to drink or at least as a mixer. One Tequila that I do avoid is Jose Cuervo and the other is Patron, the first is mass produce plonk and the second is over priced plonk. One of the best tequilas I ever had was a gift in a 2 liter coke bottle that came out the backdoor of a small tequileria about an hour north of PV in Mexico. A real stunner with really deep notes of smoke and blue agave. I do miss my days traveling around Mexico in an old Winnebago, way under the radar and living the dream.

A friend from Facebook suggested that I read the transcript from the meeting 45 had with black ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

When you feel you have almost no hope then even false hope seems palatable.

NATO Overshadowed

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Such a treacherous sack of shit.

Straw Bale home 2009, first coat of paint.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Just like a real adobe house, the adobes show through.

Parade his ass off to prison.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Thanks for your service, said Agent Orange NEVER or was that President Bonespurs? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02sAYGl6uew

Today, we broke 101 members. Is everyone doing their job of telling folks to fuck off?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Oh Please Join Us! Please, please, please with sugar on top. :D

Today, we broke 101 members. Is everyone doing their job of telling folks to fuck off?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Hey! Tone it down a bit, good looks and a winning smile are only going to get you so far in this life; okay, probably pretty much anywhere you want to go for the normal folks but we are OFFENSIVE and we aren't fucking deaf you know. :)

I've put off joining this group as I very rarely dream, or at least I dont remember them often.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

So you found your way to a scene that was pretty crappy on the allotments and the dj said you were part of it all in the beginning but hindsight being 20/20 you realized that was a load of bullocks and the dj was just a tosser delivery van driver. Then the merchant banker had the cheek to ask you to make him a cuppa so you made it with cold water but double strength only to find that the past and the present were burning down all around you and nobody seemed to care. How's the world view in Brexitland?

I was wondering if joining this group would help me remember my dreams, and I guess it did: I had ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

If you are aware of your dream life and expend a little time and energy then it will become more memorable because you have focused on your dreams as being important. I think that's why most people only remember really bad nightmares and therefore develop an aversion to dreaming, bad nightmares are hard to ignore.

It's not even my Birthday!

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Come on you cheap bunch of pricks, take her to the spa, mani/pedi and a deep tissue massage. Upstairs to the hotel suite with a good bottle of bubbly and an ice bucket for an evening the two of you will never forget.

I wonder about something when I read folks dreams. Is it bad form to offer thoughts about meaning?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

People have been interpreting their dreams since before christ was a kid, before Gilgamesh, probably before the first caveman painted a dream painting on a cave wall. There are plenty of books on the topic and websites as well. I've certainly done enough of it over the years but it helps to have some feedback from the dreamer because symbolism can be very personal. One person might see a black dog and relate it to a black dog they had as a child that was a trusted friend and protector but another person might be afraid of dogs and black dogs in particular so the symbolism would be negative, perhaps even menacing.

Or, possibly, a schizophrenic religion!

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

My brother has schizophrenia, he tried several religions and they scared the crap out of him.

This keeps making me laugh.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

When do you suppose the last time anyone in his family went to a grocery store and pushed a cart around with the rest of us? Possibly he was in the cart and his mom was pushing it, that's how long ago.

Had at least three dreams last night but I only remember the last one.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

The symbolism for Britain makes sense but why the chicken legs and not the whole chicken or the breast or nuggets or wings?

I get so excited when finds like this surface.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Beautiful find, it surprises me that so many archeologists are still dead set against working with metal detectorists. So many finds have been brought to the surface by people using metal detectors, finds that would otherwise still be buried.

I would love to be able to build something like this for a summer home, It looks so peaceful.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I love the collapsible glass wall, super expensive but beautiful. My wife wanted them for our new house and the price for a 16' x 8' opening was a little over $11k so I built it with two 8' x 8' sliding glass doors instead for around $2k.

And one for the ladies !

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

And here I thought it was all about getting fucked.

Popcorn, which way is the best?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Don't eat that crap, nothing good about it and it clogs your GI tract.

I have thrown the yoke of society for I'm a free man

Surfpirate comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Eyes down, no talking - get back to work!

I'm currently in the process of renovating an old school bus to live in as well have as my art ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Oh Yes indeedy. (y)

Don't know if I will be welcome here as I just quit "Memes R Us" over censorship issues.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Fuck Off! :D Welcome to the group.

August 1: Dream Diary I didn't see today's yet, so I made it. Post 'em if ya got 'em

Surfpirate comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I didn't have anything very interesting in my dreams last night but my wife was at a sporting event seated beside Melania Trump and apparently here dream persona is nothing like what you would expect, very nice in my wife's opinion. They were discussing favourite spots in Bermuda when my wife woke up.

A friend just got back from his honeymoon.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Ouch! Did they meet on a dating site where his ad read. Single males seeks single woman with outboard motor, please include pics of the motor.

For those of you who may not know , Our friend Duke is going thru a hard time right now with his ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Nothing is more scary to a parent than the thought of losing a child. Be Well and I hope he gets better really soon.

Cross-posted from the Memes R Us Group. Yes, I made this.

Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Don't piss in the shower, that's why I installed a urinal and a toilet in the bathroom.

THE DUDE WAS NEVER MORE RIGHT -- Except perhaps when he said the rug really tied the place together.

Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:

The Dude Abides. (y)

You gotta start them young.

Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Fuck Ya!!

This story of what sorts of things will come out of the ice melting in the arctic and elsewhere ...

Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I recently watched a TV Series based on this premise of diseases released from the melting glaciers that caused mayhem in a small Arctic community. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dytQex_y68

I have so many weird dreams that when I tell people about them, I always get THAT look.

Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I think many people are afraid of their dreams and block them out.

I just saw a bird drinking from the same water another bird was bathing in. Nature is gross.

Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Most birdbaths are full of bird shit because the birds shit while they are drinking, sort of like drinking out of a toilet. Mind you most predators go for the guts first when they make a kill which sounds pretty shitty as well.

This is big because we've all got kids in some way shape or form.

Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I can only imagine the outrage of the Boomers when the next generations treat them with the same callous indifference that they treated others. As the numbers shift this is a given.

I used to have a recurring dream that I am supposed to give a public piano recital in an entirely ...

Surfpirate comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Have you ever considered picking up where you left off with your piano lessons?

I had a strange dream last night and woke up with a migraine.

Surfpirate comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Russian judge?

I have many recurring dreams and other odd ones that slip in and out of my memory (most things do, ...

Surfpirate comments on Jul 30, 2018:

How fucking annoying. You need to use a bazooka next time and kill that mofo baddy before your friends can stop you, quit pissing around and get the job done. (y)

Hey! I found something to rant about.

Surfpirate comments on Jul 30, 2018:

This is why Cannibals don't eat Female Comedians, because they taste Funny. (did I say eat? because I meant go down on) ;)

I have no idea where this is, but is this kewl or what?

Surfpirate comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Sure feels like Wales to me, doesn't mean that it is but it sure could be.

First "Kong" sunflower harvested.

Surfpirate comments on Jul 29, 2018:

What makes it a Kong?

I don't usually remember my dreams.

Surfpirate comments on Jul 29, 2018:

I made french toast with peameal back bacon for four this morning at my cottage, no dream but the expression on the faces of the diners was dreamy.